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#23 - I haven't really "explored" her dash, but this shoul… 07/27/2014 on So smrt... 0
#6264 - 18, Cashier, Currently stressed out because I've been accepted…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #6308 - kwanzalord (07/18/2014) [-]
Did you apply for the other military academies?
like West Point, Naval Academy...etc?
If accepted, it's free...
#6299 - notouchingrequired (07/18/2014) [-]
I know the feel man. Fam problems are the greatest aren't they? But go with your gut, if you feel this school is better than the community college. I know it's tough betting everything on the military backing you up.
I was joining the air force about 3 years ago, made a 92 on my asvab and was well on my way to getting out of this shithole of a city (Houston, Tx) and trying to get rid of my family problems, when as I was walking into getting sworn in, I was handed a red letter and asked to return to the lobby. See even after my background check, turns out my brother got a drug possession charge in my name a few years back, it was a misdemeanor and he didn't have his i.d., plus he had a warrant. So I was pissed, when i found the arresting officer and had him back me up against the CMSA, the CMSA ruled against me, saying I should of known about the charge before hand and reported to my recruiter. He told me, given the circumstances I was to be put on a freeze list of 1 year and repeat the whole recruiting process. I told him to fuck off
#658 - This can go either way 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
#655 - **ultrakineticsx rolls 3,100**  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2014 on zombie game 0
User avatar #658 - ultrakineticsx (07/12/2014) [-]
This can go either way
#115 - we shot them bad guys good thats how 07/02/2014 on 'Murica 0
#26 - back to back world war champs  [+] (48 new replies) 07/02/2014 on 'Murica +25
User avatar #50 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
lel how did you win the world wars
Only american school systems teach their students they won
User avatar #142 - damping (07/02/2014) [-]
How did we not win?
User avatar #193 - revelo (07/02/2014) [-]
American's ride Canada's win like I ride your mom.
User avatar #237 - damping (07/02/2014) [-]
Canada didn't do shit in WW1. They lost like 5 troops.
User avatar #269 - revelo (07/02/2014) [-]
lel fucking retarded americans. cry more bout ur freedums
User avatar #152 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
the fuck did you do ww1 your losses acount to about 1%
And the soviets took berlin, if anyone wonn WW2 it was stalin

I apologize for bursting you 'Murica fuck yeah bubble people
User avatar #225 - ProWig (07/02/2014) [-]
is the same old story. "your team won the war but you didnt win" they only people who really care are usually pompous bitches
User avatar #217 - skypatrol (07/02/2014) [-]
The only reason that Stalin took Berlin was because Roosevelt and Churchill decided to let them because they wanted to let the Russians die.
Russians lost over 250k troops in Berlin because the Germans fought tooth and nail to the very last inch.
We didn't let the Russians spread communism any further after that, and hence, Cold War.
We could have easily rolled up to Berlin and taken the same amount of losses as the Russians, but the Russians WANTED to go there because they hated Germany so much.
Do you even read history? Or do you just get everything from Tumblr?
User avatar #154 - damping (07/02/2014) [-]
Regardless of how much effort we actually put into WW1 we still won. And if you try to deny that the US was a huge player in WW2, I am going to have to bust your anti-America bubble.
User avatar #156 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
its hard not to be anti american these days

Yeah if you look at it that way we can say that the dutch won WW1 they were on the winning side too.

And yeah thats true but that doesn't mean you WON WWII

I'm just sick of all the Muricans saying we won both world wars
User avatar #220 - skypatrol (07/02/2014) [-]
The U.S. did not "Win" the war.
But we tipped the balance of power an incredible amount. Plus, without our supplies to the allies before we joined, they would not have held out for as long as they did.
In addition, Hitler was a terrible Strategist. All of these things allowed us to land on the beaches, and breeze our way over to Germany with minimal resistance.
Our losses weren't so goddamn high because we weren't on the same damn continent when Hitler's brilliant Generals stormed across with Blitzkreig.
I don't believe that England would have fallen, even if we hadn't joined the war - because of our immense support to them. But without England, we might not have been able to beat Hitler back.
tl;dr
Please go read some damn history somewhere other than Tumblr, or some Liberal cum bucket.
User avatar #257 - turtletroll (07/02/2014) [-]
But so did all the other nations.

Britain was important as well so did they "win the war"
#281 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
For anology purposes I'm going to use the below numbers, they are by no means accurate.
Lets say the allies pre-US involvement had a 40% power. Axis Powers would then have about 60%.
Post-U.S. involvement, those numbers shot up to say, 70% allied, 30% axis.
Because America out produced Germany. It's how America has always won it's wars - Completely overwhelm the enemy with just a shitton of shit.
The Japanese General in charge of the defense of Iwo Gima (For the life of me, i cannot remember his name) stated "It seemed like the sea was rising against us" Because of simply the amount of hardware we put into the war effort.
In Desert Storm, It was a mix of far advanced technology, and just a massive amount of it.
< This graph shows just how much (aircraft) that we made. It was almost more than all other involved nations combined, and almost 3 times as much as just Germany
tl;dr
The simple massive amounts of shit that America could pump into the war was staggering.
America did not "Win the war" But they kept Britain afloat, while we got our act together and helped drive across Europe.
There were many other countries involved, of course. But the U.S. was by far the biggest player.
User avatar #285 - turtletroll (07/03/2014) [-]
So you're agreeing that they didn't win the war?

Sure they were a huge help just like the rest of the allies but weren't you the one who said that they did win the war?
User avatar #287 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
Exactly, they did not single handedly win the war, because we were able to learn from the fallen European nations about Blitzkreig. It also gave Hitler more time to screw himself over and make it easy for us to roflstomp him. Plus quite a few of them died on the way over, that's always a plus.
User avatar #288 - turtletroll (07/03/2014) [-]
So why start this whole argument against the guy you agree with?
User avatar #290 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
I interpreted that you were trying to say that America had no major part in WWII
I didn't notice that the person that I was talking to is not the same, and I am very tired, please dont hate me
User avatar #291 - turtletroll (07/03/2014) [-]
I wasn't the guy to start it off and I interpreted "America won the war" as saying america soloed it
User avatar #292 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
No way, if America went Han-Solo, we would have lost so many troops, that public support would have dropped, and then we would have pulled out like a black guy when his gf is prego.
Then we would have let Hitler burn all the jews and sit here and go back to isolationism.... Until Hitler came to us.
User avatar #294 - turtletroll (07/03/2014) [-]
So we both agree with each other.

But if we agree we cant have a internet fight so im going to start a new argument

America is full of fat retards just kidding
#296 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
#rood
About to run out of comment room.
do you really think im fat :'(
#298 - turtletroll (07/03/2014) [-]
no bby u fine
User avatar #158 - damping (07/02/2014) [-]
Dutch didn't win WW1 because they were successfully invaded. The US was not. And even if our combat contributions were small, the supplies and money we sent over was not. Without US supplies in both wars allies would have lost.
#226 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
No they fucking weren't, the Dutch were neutral through the entire war.

Also in WW1 you sent overpriced coal and gas and useless weapons, the Irish were 3 times as useful as the us ever were.

Along with that the only time you traded was when the Atlantic was cleared by the british navy because you fuckers couldn't charge ridiculous prices otherwise or actually play any major role in the European conflict.

Heck if Russia hadn't destroyed Japan on Sakhalin, the kuril islands and eastern china you wouldn't of been making japan surrender in the first place.
User avatar #195 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
offcourse the us wasn't invaded WW1 was a european war and even if it wasn't the us was never an objective to anyone so bringing up that point makes me question your inteligence

Lel The soviets would've plowed over germany even if the us didn't do shit, and lets not forget the germans lost afrika and were making heavy losses in eastern europe due to the partisans especialy in yugoslavia. Hitler bit off more than he could chew he would've lost with or without the us
User avatar #282 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
It was Hitler's main objective after Europe.
Read some History, that isn't from Tumblr.
User avatar #286 - salihzzz (07/03/2014) [-]
creating prototypes for bombers that could succesfully bomb america for a long period, from mainland europe was the furthest actual plan hitler had for america at the time and that one wasn't even that developed( clearly). He did however want to attack the US after his conquest of europe and parts of russia, i hope i don't have to explain that hitler would never been able to conquer and hold all of Europe and parts of russia for enough years to even start planning an invasion on mainland US
User avatar #289 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
No, he would never be able to hold all that territory. You would need millions of more men that actually were loyal to him, not the slave armies at Normandy.
But we had to deal with Japan too, so if he conquered Europe while we were mostly over in the Pacific; most of our defense would have been National Guard, and every citizen with a weapon fighting inch by inch.
User avatar #293 - salihzzz (07/03/2014) [-]
yes but with the troops lost and the troops he needs to hold europ (that aren't even close to enough) what forces does he send to invade America? 3 tanks and an angry german woman?
User avatar #295 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
Why send that many? Just send a feminazi, and burn our country from the inside.
oh wait...
User avatar #297 - salihzzz (07/03/2014) [-]
heh now i like you
User avatar #299 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
#Hitler never died
User avatar #209 - evilmagic (07/02/2014) [-]
If you're honestly saying that the Germans didn't lose in Africa because of Patton(who was an American general) than I question your intelligence lol. And D-Day was still a major turning point in the war, and without the Americans, Japan would've been able to help invade Russia from the other end but since we were keeping them distracted they weren't able too. America basically won the Pacific Front by itself.
#229 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
They lost because of Bernard Montgomery you sad sack of shit. Patton done jack shit in comparison, you fled like mice in your first battle with germany, the UK had to come save your ass.

Japan couldn't invade Siberia if Russia was fighting every country in europe, let alone germany. You know considering Russia retook China, sakhalin and the kuril islands from them, Believe what you want you deluded americunt.
User avatar #284 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
And none of those invasions could have ever have taken place.
What troops are were they going to use???
User avatar #283 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
LOL! Bernard Montgomery was a decent general, but there is no mistaking that Patton was the strategist that deserves the credit for Africa.
User avatar #214 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
japan invade russia? do you have any idea how streched japanese forces already were they couldnt hold that teritory for 5 years let alone with russian soil and losses from that war

I'm not amerika did a lot i'm just tired of amerikans acting like they WON the war as i said before.

And yes General platon was a big part but uproar in those regions combined with previous losses and the los of the desert fox cause them to lose afrika
User avatar #227 - ProWig (07/02/2014) [-]
BTW Allies won WWII, america won WWI
#329 - bluefummer (07/11/2014) [-]
yep
just look at that allied flag in berlin

retard
#330 - ProWig (07/11/2014) [-]
#331 - bluefummer (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #333 - ProWig (07/11/2014) [-]
just becuase i know your going to have some dumbass remark ill just go ahead and post it now

Allies (U.S., Britain, France, USSR, Australia, Belgium, Brazil, Canada, China, Denmark, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, South Africa, Yugoslavia).
#334 - bluefummer (07/11/2014) [-]
soviets werent allied they just happened to fight on the same side as them to beat a common enemy

if they were allied then why was there a big worry about stopping the red bear from continuing on into the rest of europe that needed big brother usa to warn them not to try

you know, theres more than just the toilet paper allied propaganda version of history
User avatar #335 - ProWig (07/11/2014) [-]
id love to explain it, but you are one of those people who is not really gonna listen, so have a great life
#336 - bluefummer (07/11/2014) [-]
right
keep whacking off to how great you think the west is while ignoring how shit the countries are

russians won ww2, end of story
User avatar #337 - ProWig (07/12/2014) [-]
kk bb
User avatar #332 - ProWig (07/11/2014) [-]
i dont think you know what "allies" means
#115 - ultrakineticsx (07/02/2014) [-]
we shot them bad guys good thats how
#68 - **ultrakineticsx rolled user dabronydude ** maybe it was m… 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
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User avatar #7145 - superstephtime (06/30/2014) [-]
i'm nott even mad i'm impressed...
User avatar #68 - ultrakineticsx (06/30/2014) [-]
**ultrakineticsx rolled user dabronydude ** maybe it was meant to be
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User avatar #41 - ultrakineticsx (06/30/2014) [-]
**ultrakineticsx rolled user superstephtime ** i want to have a conversation with you
User avatar #7145 - superstephtime (06/30/2014) [-]
i'm nott even mad i'm impressed...
User avatar #68 - ultrakineticsx (06/30/2014) [-]
**ultrakineticsx rolled user dabronydude ** maybe it was meant to be
#139 - Wow. This means that the mother is also deceased...  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on war feels 0
User avatar #180 - pizzaweed (06/12/2014) [-]
Their is a picture of her with her son after the funeral. idk why they gave it to the son
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