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User avatar #6401 to #6400 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Chilling and **** , listening to music.

lol, I was literally just thinking about you briefly earlier, so this is pretty interesting that you decided to message me tonight. Sup with you?
#6402 to #6401 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Leave tomorrow for final range before deployment

pretty sure I'm going to get shot with friendly fire
User avatar #6403 to #6402 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Damn. Sounds scary. Where you being deployed to?
#6404 to #6403 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Basically I'm going on a ship and will go where they need me. However we'll probably go to Yemen if **** gets worse
User avatar #6405 to #6404 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Well, wherever you end up, stay safe. Hopefully things pass by quickly and you can get the **** out of danger's way.
#6406 to #6405 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Saying that to a grunt is like saying I hope nothing bad happens to animals to a veterinarian
User avatar #6407 to #6406 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
lol, what would you like me to say?
User avatar #6408 to #6407 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
You better REKT so haji babis before you come back bitch
User avatar #6409 to #6408 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
You better REKT so haji babis before you come back bitch
User avatar #6410 to #6409 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
damn straight bitch

hey brb me and my boy must feed
User avatar #6353 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Listening to Diamond Mine right now, it's putting me in a sufficiently solemn mood to listen to Zurueck
User avatar #6376 to #6353 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
It honestly wouldn't be that much different from when you play ******* JFK speeches and talks about the Chesapeake Bay and whatever else in the background of music playing on your radio show.
User avatar #6377 to #6376 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Just that combination of emotional ambient music and black dudes yelling is like the perfect mix
User avatar #6378 to #6377 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
I can smell the Grammy already
#6383 to #6382 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
You son of a bitch
#6385 to #6384 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
You absolute, unrepentant turd
User avatar #6387 to #6386 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Well ain't this the nicest little diddy I ever did hear?
User avatar #6388 to #6387 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
It's the song on that album that I said sounds a little woobish. It's good **** , I might have to give it to you so we can bond, son.
User avatar #6390 to #6388 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Actually it's probably uploaded somewhere by now.
Shlohmo - Ode 2 Tha Whip
User avatar #6391 to #6390 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Has there ever been a better song title? ****** sweet. Song too. It's really Boardsy sounding. I dunno why, but I get reminiscent vibes of BoC from it. vibes is becoming one of my most used words btw Is the rest of the new album similar?
User avatar #6392 to #6391 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I'd say this is more chilled out than what's on Dark Red. This one's an exclusive B-side to a single, so it's not on it.
User avatar #6393 to #6392 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Right yeah I remember you telling me that.

So should I listen to it or should I trust the shibers that it sucks? lol
User avatar #6394 to #6393 - themagicwizard (03/25/2015) [-]
Once again, shibe's a big ol' turd and you should never listen to him about anything. Unless you're looking for slavic post-punk, which he's apparently the master of.
User avatar #6395 to #6394 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Aye aye, captain!
User avatar #6389 to #6388 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I got that Shlohmo single too, I still need to rip that if you want it. I haven't actually listened to it yet either.
User avatar #6354 to #6353 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Do it, bro. Just stay away from nooses and razors while doing so.
User avatar #6355 to #6354 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
None of those things are within arm's reach right now, so I think I'm good.
User avatar #6356 to #6355 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
God speed. At least keep a box of tissues close by. Or be prepared to stain your shirt sleeve with tears.
User avatar #6357 to #6356 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I'm also playing Reach, and some guy I just played with had the gamertag "Fat Jewish Baby". Completely changed the mood for a second.
User avatar #6358 to #6357 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
HAH what a strange mixture of things. I'm just sitting here listening to rap and occasionally looking something up. A lot less interesting than Reach and obese jew infants.
User avatar #6359 to #6358 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Now I'll have to be all introspective and think about my own mortality and that of people I love and the general lack of direction in my life...

****** about to get dark, yo.
#6360 to #6359 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
I think just reading that made me little depressed

That's real power right there.
#6361 to #6360 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
It gets me sometimes.

Now with the genuine mood of depression set, I begin Zurueck.
#6362 to #6361 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
LOL I didn't even see the edit at first   
Top notch
LOL I didn't even see the edit at first

Top notch
User avatar #6363 to #6362 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Maybe even alt-cover material?
User avatar #6364 to #6363 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
I think so. Or at least save the idea for if you or I ever make some depressing album. Maybe just a heavily edited picture of Peter Parker sobbing.
User avatar #6365 to #6364 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Spidey's Lament by (stupid collaboration name we come up with)
#6366 to #6365 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Sounds good.  And every song is about some fictional tragedy.  Like Bambi's mom getting shot for example.
Sounds good. And every song is about some fictional tragedy. Like Bambi's mom getting shot for example.
User avatar #6368 to #6366 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Aw, this kiowa flute at the end. Beautiful.
User avatar #6370 to #6368 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Something about that kills me. It's very Lord of the Ringsy.
User avatar #6367 to #6366 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Boromir's death in LOTR. Poor guy just wanted to save Gondor
User avatar #6369 to #6367 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
How about that little kid on the bike from season 5 of Breaking Bad? Never had a chance. That's the song title right there. Never Had a Chance.
User avatar #6371 to #6369 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
A tribute to all the black dudes that have died first in movies over the years.
User avatar #6372 to #6371 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Haha that should be the epic 20 minute outro song.
User avatar #6373 to #6372 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I don't even know what that would sound like, to convey what it's about.
User avatar #6374 to #6373 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Distant samples of "OH **** ***** " and "DAAYYUMM" and "AAWW HELL NAW" playing in the background behind the music
User avatar #6375 to #6374 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
That's seriously one of the funniest mental images I've had in recent weeks
User avatar #6351 - themagicwizard (03/22/2015) [-]
#6352 to #6351 - ultrablue (03/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #6340 - themagicwizard (03/18/2015) [-]
Oi m8, do you have ASScocks Live currently?
User avatar #6341 to #6340 - ultrablue (03/19/2015) [-]
Nein not currently. I haven't even opened my xcocks one yet. Just been playing Pee U.
User avatar #6342 to #6341 - themagicwizard (03/19/2015) [-]
You lameo. I think there's an offer for a free month of live on 360 right now if you're feeling cheap/want to get in on this 1337 G4M3R 4C710N
User avatar #6343 to #6342 - ultrablue (03/19/2015) [-]
Well, what penis lickin game are you talking about?
User avatar #6344 to #6343 - themagicwizard (03/19/2015) [-]
I got Dasstiny, Heybro 3/4/Reach, Ass Effect 3, CAWX, Call of Booty 2/MW2/3/4, Battlefeels 3/Black Cocks 1 and all the Ass Creeds except Unity.
User avatar #6345 to #6344 - ultrablue (03/19/2015) [-]

I can't even play Breastiny anymore on my 360 cause I logged on one time and it wanted to put on update on that was too big for my hard drive lol. I have thought about getting it for Xcocks one though. Anyway, I'll see what I can do about this live situation in the meantime.
User avatar #6346 to #6345 - themagicwizard (03/19/2015) [-]

Can you play Worstiny across different Xcocks consoles? I hope so. I'm not getting a ******* One for the foreseeable future.
User avatar #6347 to #6346 - ultrablue (03/19/2015) [-]
I just looked that up and no, you can't D:

Well, guess we'll just have to do another game then
User avatar #6349 to #6348 - ultrablue (03/19/2015) [-]
I'm about to MicroTOSS all my ******* xbox **** out the window
User avatar #6309 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Oh god, your profile is still so offensive to my eyes.
User avatar #6330 to #6309 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Hahaha well that actually sounds even more awesome. I need to get on to listening to that ******* end of the world concept symphony thing you showed me. I love concept **** , I need more and more and more and more and more and more and more and more
User avatar #6331 to #6330 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
I wonder what it would have been like if he finished it. Even that one part of it that I showed you was actually unfinished when he died. It's like 3 hours and it's just the prelude.
User avatar #6332 to #6331 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Maybe we mere mortals were never meant to actually hear the whole thing. Maybe it would have been too much for our puny souls to handle.
User avatar #6333 to #6332 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
We were meant to hear it, but it was also meant to destroy us. The whole thing sounds pretty metal.
User avatar #6334 to #6333 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]

Speaking of concept albums, this is another thing I've been listening to recently. cryochamber.bandcamp.com/album/2145 I actually think you might like it a fair amount for once since it's dark ambient-ish
User avatar #6335 to #6334 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]

I like the cover. It looks like it would be a poster for some sci-fi disaster movie set on Mars.

I have some great dark ambient/semi-dark ambient to share with you, too. I might have shown you this before, but I have more.
User avatar #6336 to #6335 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
It's another one of those like series of albums concepts. Each one is a different year into this guys journey into a post-apocalyptic world. I just decided to start with that one since it's the first.

I know about Biosphere. And isn't this that same album where you like walked across a frozen lake or something? Or is that a different Biosphere album? Either way, this is quality atmospheric **** . The cover helps with that icy tundra feel; this would've been great to drive to tonight.
User avatar #6337 to #6336 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's that one. Apparently there's a sequel to it. I'm going to check that out soon.
This whole album has a ton of cool sounds going on throughout it.

I'm definitely going to give that Sabled Sun album a full listen very soon. Probably tomorrow.
User avatar #6338 to #6337 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
I like it that. Actually, some of those sounds remind me of some of the things on the Sabled Sun album. Sgood.
User avatar #6310 to #6309 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Good, I'm glad
User avatar #6311 to #6310 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Thank god I don't have to look at those awful colors when I'm looking at individual comment threads. ******* awful.
User avatar #6312 to #6311 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
You're like that really too honest parent who just ***** all over their child's mediocre school art project with no remorse.
User avatar #6313 to #6312 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
You're not really giving me much of a choice here, son. If I don't tell you now, it'll just get worse.
User avatar #6314 to #6313 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
I actually think besides the screaming blue that surrounds the user favorites and funny pictures etc. sections, the color scheme ain't that bad :/
User avatar #6315 to #6314 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
It's definitely the dark blue links over the lighter blue-green background that's bothering me. It's like impossible to read.

I'm sorry, you're teacher called last night. You've failed art class.
User avatar #6316 to #6315 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Maybe it's impossible to read if you're a ninny
User avatar #6317 to #6316 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Don't talk back to me, I'm not the one with no sense of color coordination here, son.
User avatar #6318 to #6317 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
I used to work at a paint store. I know more than you suspect.

User avatar #6319 to #6318 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Lol, i bet you sucked at it. Hah!
User avatar #6320 to #6319 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
No but your mom sucked.. my dick.

User avatar #6322 to #6321 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
The face of rektness
User avatar #6323 to #6322 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
HOOOOH, took me a while to get over that. Well done.
User avatar #6324 to #6323 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Thanks, I try.

What's up.
User avatar #6325 to #6324 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
Not much, listening to folk music from Kosovo. The usual deal.

How about you?
User avatar #6326 to #6325 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
Heh, I was just listening to folk and drinking a beer. Now I'm listening to this new woob album/ep/thing

Today was ******* long. I had to do deliveries in really **** conditions and almost crashed my car like 3 times. The worst part is that a lot of people called in and just said they couldn't come in to drive. Which I should've done, but the good thing is if this happens again I have the excuse that I already put my life on the line once so I shouldn't have to again.

Anyway yes. Relaxing music is a must right now for me, so I'm just chillin.
User avatar #6327 to #6326 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
You should be proud to put your life on the line for the 'za. One of the noblest causes in this world.

I'm glad you're alright, though. I still need to get on that new woob business.
User avatar #6328 to #6327 - ultrablue (02/22/2015) [-]
I actually only just found out about it the other day.. it was only released like 5 days ago and I just got it tonight. It's some weird concept he had where he was gonna release a song or two every holiday season, then delete it, then release a couple more songs with the ones he already released, then delete, and then eventually down the road in a few years, it'd be a full album. But I guess he missed the deadline this past holiday season so he just released the whole thing, and now he's calling it "a sequel to that project. even though that project still doesn't exist yet.

ANYWAY, **** it. Point is, this little release is only gonna be around for 40 days for download on his bandcamp, so I decided to get it now while I can.
User avatar #6329 to #6328 - themagicwizard (02/22/2015) [-]
A sequel to an unreleased album? That's pretty ******* advanced, man. It makes me want to release an album dedicated to someone who hasn't been born yet, or commemorating a future event.
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User avatar #6306 to #6284 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
Also, I finally got this short little Ott ep I've had my eye on for awhile www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fEJayvond8
User avatar #6307 to #6306 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
Be careful there, buddy. I think you might be chillin a little too hard.
User avatar #6308 to #6307 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
Nothing wrong with maximum chillage. Cept the risk of frostbite I suppose.
User avatar #6285 to #6284 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6286 to #6285 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6287 to #6286 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6290 to #6289 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
#6291 to #6290 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6292 to #6291 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
Listen to any trill **** lately?
User avatar #6293 to #6292 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, who wants to know?
User avatar #6296 to #6295 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
Fine, whatever... I don't care anyway...
User avatar #6297 to #6296 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
I-I'm sorry, bb :-<
User avatar #6298 to #6297 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
noice, noice.
#6300 to #6299 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
well those tags were a udder disappointment
User avatar #6301 to #6300 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
Because it's all a mystery hidden in actually listen to the music

It's a great marketing strategy for all those who don't wanna buy an album just because one of the tags is "elephant slaughter"
User avatar #6303 to #6301 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
well that makes me sad, I wouldn't buy something with that in the tags
User avatar #6304 to #6303 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #6305 to #6304 - themagicwizard (02/16/2015) [-]
all those wobbly synths, sweet
User avatar #6302 to #6301 - ultrablue (02/16/2015) [-]
actually listening*
User avatar #6279 to #6277 - ultrablue (01/31/2015) [-]
What the living **** is that
User avatar #6280 to #6279 - themagicwizard (02/10/2015) [-]
A giant salamander from China.

Ayy bby, u wan sum skype?
User avatar #6281 to #6280 - ultrablue (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #6283 to #6282 - ultrablue (02/10/2015) [-]
User avatar #6278 to #6277 - ultrablue (01/31/2015) [-]
How dare you
#6267 - themagicwizard (01/29/2015) [-]
tfw skype displays you as being online for 2 minutes when I get home and then reveals that you're really not.
User avatar #6268 to #6267 - ultrablue (01/29/2015) [-]

If I only I coulda seen the look of pure disappointment on your face
User avatar #6269 to #6268 - themagicwizard (01/29/2015) [-]
It's some premium grade A unrefined disappointment, I assure you
User avatar #6270 to #6269 - ultrablue (01/29/2015) [-]
So, I got home from work and then went to Denny's with some friends after, and on the way to Denny's I remembered it was chili night so I listened to the show on my phone through the car speakers. It was like I was listening to the actual radio!!!

Too bad on the way there all it was was you guys discussing Bjork.
User avatar #6271 to #6270 - themagicwizard (01/29/2015) [-]
Lol, it's a risk you have to take. Her new album is really good though. You should check it out and join in the fun!
User avatar #6272 to #6271 - ultrablue (01/29/2015) [-]
Maybe. I never really listened to much Bjork. Too bad I didn't tune in to when you were actual playing Bstork (I assume).
User avatar #6273 to #6272 - themagicwizard (01/29/2015) [-]
Well I guess you know all about it now. Were you listening during our rant about the Haxan Cloak show? That has to be at the very least the 3rd time we've complained about that concert on air.

You did get to hear all the ****** metal though!
User avatar #6274 to #6273 - ultrablue (01/29/2015) [-]
I feel like I heard it mentioned briefly but I didn't really get the context at the time

LOVED THE ****** METAL THOUGH. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. At least I got to maousss (side project of Boreal Network fyi). All the suffering was worth it in the end.
User avatar #6275 to #6274 - themagicwizard (01/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I dug it. It definitely sounded Boreal Networky. Another entry in my ever growing out of control bandcamp list.
User avatar #6276 to #6275 - ultrablue (01/29/2015) [-]
I've trained you well, brethren of bandcamp.
#6235 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
*roll failure*
*roll failure*
User avatar #6256 to #6235 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
Cool, maybe this will be added to the wizards locations to visit for induction. There are 3 currently .
User avatar #6257 to #6256 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Do those 3 have some interesting backstories?
User avatar #6258 to #6257 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
Not... really. Well.. I dunno. I can't spoil the surprise really if you ever one day decide to become a wizard.

I guess one does though, and I can talk about it cause it's the only one I've never been to. There's a Whitecastle burgers in New Jersey, which is one of the locations, and it started because on Thanksgiving a few years back, two of my friends went there I think the day after T-giving and drove all night to get there and then back, just to try Whitecastle. If I recall correctly, they thought it too was pretty mediocre.
User avatar #6259 to #6258 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
lolol, sounds pretty similar. The locations should all be the scenes of some disappointing event.

"if you ever one day decide to become a wizard"
I have already decided.
User avatar #6260 to #6259 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
The three kind of form a triangle.. well.. kind of lol. We once tried to go to the point that would be the center of the triangle.. it ended up being the sight of a burned out church and the cemetery next to it had a lot of black people buried there. That was interesting.

Cool, next time my friend is in town we'll come pick you up. Soon the cult will be spread all across the whole east coast. ooooooooooooh boooyy!!!!
User avatar #6261 to #6260 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
"burned out church and the cemetery next to it had a lot of black people buried there"
That's some occult **** right there.

I really need to plot out my pentagrams on a map and see what happens.
User avatar #6262 to #6261 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
Please do and then let me know where it leads. I'll come find the place too. I always need new places to explore.. I feel like I've run out of stuff in my area sadly.
User avatar #6263 to #6262 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
It's a massive and narrow triangle that crosses about 2/3 of the US. One side is about 6 miles, the other two are about 3430 miles each
User avatar #6264 to #6263 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
LOL thanks Colorado! I'm guessing the center is like Illinois or something?
#6265 to #6264 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Alright, I forgot the Satan summoning ceremony pentagram. With that factored in, it's a gigantic rectangle-ish shape across the US. The approximate center of it, after some lazy calculation, looks to be near this group of buildings in southern Dixon, IL.

Looks like we're going to Whatever Way.
User avatar #6266 to #6265 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]

I doubt anything could be more perfect
User avatar #6237 to #6236 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
y must u hurt me so
User avatar #6238 to #6237 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
It's just there, so y not
User avatar #6239 to #6238 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
I guess you're right. What's up?
User avatar #6240 to #6239 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]

User avatar #6242 to #6241 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
africa experimental obama romney live Danbury

You hath not disappointed me
User avatar #6243 to #6242 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure I showed you Live from Dino's before, it's from way back in 2013.

I dunno how permanent all the visual stuff is, I just decided to finish making that page today. I want it to be something that really speaks to the inner occult worshiper/UFO freak/political activist/paranormal investigator/frontier settler/bus driver in everyone.
User avatar #6244 to #6243 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
I feel like Happy Valentine's day just wraps everything together in love; the most important message of all.
User avatar #6245 to #6244 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
It really is. I think that's the message behind about 85% of our music.
User avatar #6246 to #6245 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
Also, maybe you told me this before when you showed me this but. Dino.. as in the dinosaur?
User avatar #6247 to #6246 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Dino like the Italian chef/owner of Dino's Pizza & Pasta.
User avatar #6248 to #6247 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh yeah.. Says it right there.. lol. Well it's cut off so cut me some slack. And a slice of pizza as well.
User avatar #6249 to #6248 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
I dunno if I told you about Dino's before. It's a restaurant I made up when I was in NYC one day with a friend, and we kept asking people where Dino's was. It turned out it actually existed and we went there a couple weeks later and had some slightly sub-par pizza.
User avatar #6250 to #6249 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
LOL "Hey, uh can you tell me where Dino's is?"

"Uh, yeah ******* right there you IDIOT."
User avatar #6251 to #6250 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Nobody seemed to know, though. We had to look it up on our own. I guess Dino's is a closely guarded secret. Only the true Dino's seeker will be able to find it and taste its somewhat disappointing pizza.
User avatar #6252 to #6251 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
I like that the answer to the myth of Dino's is that it's just kinda meh. It's like if you found out that the chupacabra was just a little dog with fleas and rabies
User avatar #6253 to #6252 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
Dino's also came with a heavy price. We were there to see Godspeed You! Black Emperor when they were opening for Nine Inch Nails (I have no idea why they were). Getting to Dino's and back took way longer than we expected and we ended up missing GY!BE entirely.

It was really disappointing at the time, but now I think it's a great part of the legend of Dino's.
User avatar #6254 to #6253 - ultrablue (01/22/2015) [-]
I remember you talking about that concert, and I think about missing Godspeed, sans anything about Dino's.

Maybe Dino's is shrouded in bad luck.. Bad luck and not great pizza. I shouldn't want to go there but I kinda do.
User avatar #6255 to #6254 - themagicwizard (01/22/2015) [-]
It's like a really disappointing pilgrimage, and you know it will be beforehand. I still recommend it.
User avatar #6198 - randomrachel (01/19/2015) [-]
*roll 2*
User avatar #6199 to #6198 - ultrablue (01/19/2015) [-]
dude, you suck lel
User avatar #6200 to #6199 - randomrachel (01/19/2015) [-]
*roll 69*
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#6234 to #6205 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
Great job, homie. We are so great with our organizing skills.
User avatar #6219 to #6205 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
Butter is the best genre I never look at the tags and you always do
User avatar #6220 to #6219 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
There's usually funny stuff in bandcamp tags, so I always check. Dis ***** fukin chil doe.
User avatar #6221 to #6220 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
I wonder what Vox Commet's tags would be... Mitt Romney, David Ike, freemasons, etc. etc.

I've been into these short beat tapes lately. Well, I have for awhile, but I'm actually downloaded them recently.
User avatar #6222 to #6221 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
I've just been getting into them in the past few months, but most of the ones I've been listening to are from Ukraine/Russia. Just call me a slavster.

Here's one from Alaska, though. I could send you the rest if ya dig it.

I think our tags would be a mix between those and regular genre tags, but things like country, new wave and reggae
User avatar #6223 to #6222 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
lol I love how a couple of the last few things you've showed me are so obscure you have to send me puu.sh files of them. YOU'RE BECOMING MORE ME THAN ME!!

Which reminds me, speaking of past comments from you, there was this one I remember, I sent you some youtube link to a song and you were like "15 views. How ultrablue of you." Now that was some funny **** . I was chuckling as I typed that. Congratulations, bitch.

Anyway, this is some good **** . I like the live sounding drums.
User avatar #6224 to #6223 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHHHEH Yeah, it looks you can actually stream that song on last.fm . I have no idea where else you would be able to, though. I found a torrent for it on Rutracker. Soon I'll just find stuff in my downloads folder that's so obscure I'll have no idea where I even got it. I'm on my way.
User avatar #6225 to #6224 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
For all my crazy obsessions and flaws, I'm actually so ******* organized when it comes to music, so I don't see that problem ever happening to me. It's pretty much the only thing I'm organized with though. I used to get N (Needs Improvement, dunno if you had that) in organization in elementary school.
User avatar #6226 to #6225 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
heh, sounds like you were a ****** scrub, kid.
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Jesus, well that got removed quick. Let's try again
User avatar #6231 to #6230 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
mods r bichs
User avatar #6232 to #6231 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
Right little cunts, I tell ya m8
User avatar #6233 to #6232 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
I keep my stuff pretty organized too. All organized into neat little folders and all the stuff I haven't imported into itunes yet is labeled so it doesn't get forgotten.
User avatar #6209 to #6208 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #6210 to #6209 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
Listening to Bells and Whistles. Just got done playing some guitar. Waiting for the weekend so I can go to Magfest.

Think that's about it.

Sup with chu.
User avatar #6211 to #6210 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
Learning/practicing these. They're both pretty cool, and they're in the relative major/minor keys to eachother, which is neat.

Other than that, listening to some beeitchin ambient music/piano tunes and chillin. I went to another wake today which sucked, but I did get to see my cousins who are usually in Colorado for most of the year, which was nice.

I think a friend of mine is going to Magfest, maybe you guys can splooge over nerd stuff together... nerds!
#6212 to #6211 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
Sorry about your wake, hopefully those ambient tunes are helping.

And **** you, you need new material, lardo!! funnyjunk.com/user/ultrablue/4974#4974

Maybe I'll find your friend and we can laugh at how much of an illuminati/satanic freak you are!!11!!!!one
User avatar #6214 to #6212 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
Damn, every time I look back on old comments I just realize how funny I am. You're so welcome for all I've done.
User avatar #6215 to #6214 - ultrablue (01/21/2015) [-]
More like funny looking.


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User avatar #6218 to #6217 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
Tagged as "butter"? This better be good...
User avatar #6213 to #6212 - themagicwizard (01/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, he knows all about the satan summoning, too. I'm sure you'll share a good chortle at my expense. I'll be the one laughing when the dark prince returns, though.

I don't need to change my gosh dang routine, you're all still nerds!
#6110 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
I've got the radio show tonight if you want to enlighten the evening college radio listening audience of southwest CT with your requests.
I've got the radio show tonight if you want to enlighten the evening college radio listening audience of southwest CT with your requests.
User avatar #6096 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]

Over a year later, I'm still referring to it as Xcocks live, and your gold subscription is still almost running out.
User avatar #6159 to #6096 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Please do. I don't even care if you find every new thing I listen to if they are all in that vein or similar, because the music will be so great I'll be in a constant state of orgasm to say anything of real value.
User avatar #6160 to #6159 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Set course for Ultrablue Sploogefest 2015
#6161 to #6160 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
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MFW it happens just to bring this **** full circle
User avatar #6162 to #6161 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
LOL, B-51, that 40s ass plane.
User avatar #6163 to #6162 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
I like how it's about hacking as well. I know how to roll that related **** , ya heard.
User avatar #6164 to #6163 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
I love those pictures, especially the furry one.
User avatar #6165 to #6164 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
I dunt think I've seen that
User avatar #6167 to #6166 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
HAHAHA oh making fun of groups of people. So classic.
User avatar #6168 to #6167 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
It's a beautiful thing.

I've got something to share with you before I go to bed that I think is right up your alley. I could send the whole thing to you tomorrow if you like it, since I'm actually not sure where I found it in the first place.

Cherepashkin - A M V Z I N G
User avatar #6169 to #6168 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Hey, that was good. Kinda had an old Kinesthetiac vibe to it. I'LL TAKE IT.
User avatar #6170 to #6169 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]

Here's his vk page too (apparently a popular soundcloud type thing over there) where he has a ton of random tracks uploaded.
User avatar #6172 to #6170 - ultrablue (01/11/2015) [-]
I listened to it. It was good.
User avatar #6173 to #6172 - themagicwizard (01/11/2015) [-]
Well happy 4:30am to you too
#6174 to #6173 - ultrablue (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #6175 to #6174 - themagicwizard (01/11/2015) [-]
User avatar #6176 to #6175 - ultrablue (01/11/2015) [-]
Oh well, that's cruel :'(

Well, night then. SCARED BITCH.
User avatar #6171 to #6170 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Thankies. I'mma listen to this after I get home from work later. MMMMMMMMMMMM.
User avatar #6118 to #6096 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
Haha I dunno if that's unlistenable.. sounds more like an ADHD show or somethin. Or maybe unable to retain a consistent audience lol.

I liked most of I what I was tuned in for. Except the through the fire and flames or whatever cover that was. ******* obnoxious as all hell, jaysus.
User avatar #6139 to #6118 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Autobots, *roll out*
#6140 to #6139 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
*roll joint*
*roll joint*
#6141 to #6140 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
*roll wit da real Gs*
User avatar #6144 to #6143 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Of all the pizza pics I have saved, that is the only one that doesn't make my mouth water.
User avatar #6145 to #6144 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
He truly was a disgusting creature.
User avatar #6147 to #6146 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
You have now, this is tasty.
User avatar #6148 to #6147 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I just realized that with your taste of those chill Russian hip-hop beats you'd probably dig this. It's a good companion for late night chill drives.
User avatar #6149 to #6148 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]

I'm definitely digging it. I wish I could have gotten one of those cassettes, they look both hilarious and awesome.
User avatar #6150 to #6149 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
Definitely one of my favorite things about the whole album. It's ******* hilarious in how simply genius it is. Plus, I enjoy looking at all dem colors (what a surprise for me).
User avatar #6151 to #6150 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll bet you do... you filthy color lover...

I do enjoy some good, groovy colors once in a while.

Well **** , now that you've evened the score, I need to find something else cool to share with you to throw it off again.
User avatar #6152 to #6151 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
I got possibly something to counter with if you do.. mmmmaaaaaaayyyyyyybbbbbbeeeee.

And to think, I was so elated that I found something I hadn't showed you yet that you would like. Don't shoot me down too quick, Dad!
User avatar #6153 to #6152 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
You're probably way ahead of me with all these bandcamps you've showed me. I'm going to keep pretending I'm even with you, though.
User avatar #6155 to #6153 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
It's probably closer than you think. If it makes you feel any better, besides myself, you've been the most influential in how my music library grew (in terms of artists you showed me) in the last year. More than anyone I know IRL. I know too many sad souls who don't listen to music enough, and the one guy who does' favorite stuff is like the most popular underground **** (RTJ, FlyLo, Syro... all some of his favorites from last year).
User avatar #6156 to #6155 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Don't patronize me, you son of a bitch... I'm gonna keep digging and discover the untouched motherload of ultrabluecore somewhere deep in the underground.

Yeah, I know I've gotten a ton from you. Some of the stuff you linked to me has actually become really popular with some of my friends too, especially Koi and DJ Frane.
User avatar #6157 to #6156 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
You're gonna have to hack my computer and find all my bandcamp bookmarks and my notepad document of all those artists if you ever want to seek the true riches. Maybe someday, grasshopper. But hopefully not because hacking is scaaaaarrry.

I'm glad to hear that. I hope it helps DJ Frane's fan base grow so he can put out albums more frequently than once every 5 years.
User avatar #6158 to #6157 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
I'm going to find stuff you're not even aware exists yet, like Blockhead, Shpongle and Ohrenbetäubende Stille all rolled into one perfect act, and that's just one of the hundreds I'm going to find. We might both die from the sheer perfection, but that's a risk I have to take.
User avatar #6154 to #6153 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
*you've shown

I can't allow that to slide...
User avatar #6119 to #6118 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Lol, Randall hated that too. He's one of the guys who's almost always there if you don't know everyone's names.

I mainly kept playing it because he hated it so much.
User avatar #6120 to #6119 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
Well now you've got another person you can torture it with as well I suppose lol. But please, don't.

Isn't Randall the other main guy besides you? Double R productions! I dunno..
User avatar #6121 to #6120 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, the two of us are the most frequent hosts. There's a third guy, Rich, who is actually the only one besides me who is certified to do it, but the three of us kinda came up with the idea to do the show.

And what an idea it was!
User avatar #6122 to #6121 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
Triple R's, how freaking convenient! I kinda regret now never trying to do something like that. I have another friend who also had a radio show where he went to school. Mostly, I just wanna play a bunch of ultrabluecore to share it with the world. Or the 5 people who might have tuned it.
User avatar #6123 to #6122 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
You should do it, I'd tune in and request dark ambient every day
User avatar #6124 to #6123 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
Haha maybe if I end up going to grad school I can finagle my way into doing one or being part of one somehow even though I won't be going to school for anything in that vein. BUT **** IT.
User avatar #6125 to #6124 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #6126 to #6125 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
I come home from a hard day at work and this is the response I get?

Unbelievable, if we didn't have children...
User avatar #6127 to #6126 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
#6128 to #6127 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
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This is my reaction to that
User avatar #6129 to #6128 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Lol, what?
#6130 to #6129 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
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Sorry, I meant this
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Sorry, I meant this
User avatar #6131 to #6130 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
roll user

Do you have any idea what this guy is talking about?
User avatar #6134 to #6133 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
Sh-shut up! I haven't used any of these gay ass rolling features in forever.

roll cover for embarrassment
User avatar #6135 to #6134 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
*roll comment*

This guy perfectly described how dumb you are
User avatar #6137 to #6135 - themagicwizard (01/09/2015) [-]
*roll with laughter*
User avatar #6138 to #6137 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
*roll you over with a steamroller*
User avatar #6136 to #6135 - ultrablue (01/09/2015) [-]
I have been shamed this day
User avatar #6097 to #6096 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
LOL at least I have a Wii U and the new Smash now!! I KEPT SOME OF MY PROMISES! WOOOOO!!!!
User avatar #6098 to #6097 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Have I ever made promises? I don't know. I probably didn't keep them.

I promise to record some weird footage for the next Wizard sequel.
User avatar #6099 to #6098 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
I will hold you to that promise you know. I don't mess around when it comes to Wizards stuff.

Oh which reminds me. You'll probably have to get initiated as well. Come down here. There's a place in Maryland where the process goes down at. We just did one last week. IT'S GOOD TIMES.
User avatar #6100 to #6099 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Lol, as long as you promise not to rape or kill me, I'm game.
User avatar #6101 to #6100 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
Ah damn, it involves both of those! **** , man.

jk, it involves neither. Just weirder stuff than that.
User avatar #6102 to #6101 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Cool, I'm staying the **** away from Maryland then.

If you're interested in astronomy stuff, there's a comet that should be most visible tomorrow night that's not going to be near Earth again for another 8000 years. It should be below/to the right of Orion's Belt, you'll probably need binoculars or a telescope.
User avatar #6103 to #6102 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
I don't know if I'll be able to see it then since I don't have a telescope and I have a ****** pair of binocs with one lenses that doesn't work lol.

Also, who knows what the **** the weather will be like tomorrow here anyway. It snowed last night, and then I slid into a ditch in ******* nowhere delivering pizzas and some guys had to pull me out with their truck. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. But yeah, I feel like almost every meteor shower/comet/whatever thing I never see cause it always happens to be cloudy or the light pollution here ***** it up :/
User avatar #6104 to #6103 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, same here. It snowed all afternoon today and I have no idea what it'll be like tomorrow until tomorrow.

Lol, glad you're ok. Was the pizza ok? Did you give the truck guy a slice?

I'd love to be initiated into the Wizard crew. You also need to come build pentagrams in some public parks some time.
User avatar #6105 to #6104 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
Luckily I had already delivered the pizzas, otherwise I probably would have been bitched at by rich people (seriously, some of these houses I've been to are ******* ridiculously large. Yesterday I drove way out somewhere, could barely find the house because I guess **** numbers on houses these days, only recognized it because the guy's last name was on the house, and it was $66 dollars worth of food, and he gave me a $5 tip. Bitch ass rich **** ).

I'd love to do that. We always try to explore new places and **** and find creepy stuff but a lot of the time it doesn't really yield any great results. I like the pentagrams stuff because it's about creating your own creepiness! HOW REVOLUTIONARY!!
User avatar #6106 to #6105 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Finally, I have a chance to use this line again:

shut up and be happy with what you get, you greasy 'za peddler
#6107 to #6106 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
I'll just accept the comment and not wonder too much about where you've used that before
User avatar #6108 to #6107 - themagicwizard (01/07/2015) [-]
Something I said in response to another friend who worked at a pizza place complaining about tips.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL I'm gonna go read Ringworld and get some sleep, goodnight. May all your tips be enormous and your drives be filled with bangin jams.
User avatar #6109 to #6108 - ultrablue (01/07/2015) [-]
Thanks for some Nosaj Thing. Always meant to dl this at some point lel. I'm gonna go like play smash or maybe read one of my books or maybe listen to more music, or maybe eat a food.

User avatar #6111 to #6109 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Get back on skype, I'm not through with you!
User avatar #6112 to #6111 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
But I'm running a virus scan and skype will only make my computer run sloooooooowwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

User avatar #6113 to #6112 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiine, but I finally replied with the awkward hug breakdown.
User avatar #6114 to #6113 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
I'll read it.............................. sometime................in the future............... unless you wanna copy and paste it here........................ heheh
User avatar #6115 to #6114 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Okay, when you go to hug someone, instead of putting your arms around them, just slide your hands right into their armpits.

We tested it extensively and it's very uncomfortable, especially if you stick your thumbs up.
User avatar #6116 to #6115 - ultrablue (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm pretty ticklish, I'd probably knee someone right in the stomach if they did that too me by accident because my body is so reactive to that area lol.

I wouldn't mind trying it out on others though.
User avatar #6117 to #6116 - themagicwizard (01/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, I am too. I just jumped away pretty much.

I think we did a good job tonight making the show basically unlistenable. I think you missed it. Right in the middle, we just cut into a 30 minute space ambience section that led into some Burial, then we cut really fast to some really fast, upbeat ska.
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#6090 to #6089 - ultrablue (01/06/2015) [-]
Dang, I didn't know you were so smart. I wish I was smart.
User avatar #6093 to #6090 - themagicwizard (01/06/2015) [-]
You can do it, blue-sama. I know you can.

Want to talk on skyppu? As great as posting pictures is, I don't particularly feel like refreshing comments every minute or so.
User avatar #6094 to #6093 - ultrablue (01/06/2015) [-]
ugh fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
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User avatar #6051 - themagicwizard (12/30/2014) [-]
Damn, your profile looks all sorts of ****** up. Better set everything back to the defaults or I'm gonna have a seizure or call some color experts cuz gurrrrl this dark blue on green is not working, mm mm MM!!!!

Anyway, I downloaded Bells and Whistles. Listening to Kaput! then going to bed. This ****** pretty wikkid, yo.
User avatar #6072 to #6051 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
I be finished jammin. It was a great jam. Lusine is a great jam friend.
User avatar #6073 to #6072 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
That sounds like a pretty jammin time, then. I'll check that out at some point too.
User avatar #6074 to #6073 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, and then I'll check out his new ep that came out this year (it's still this year so this is the last day I can say this)

I'm looking at all my bandcamp bookmarks salivating at all the stuff I'm gonna buy now that I'll finally have a little money. S'gonna be a veritable feast, my friend.
User avatar #6075 to #6074 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Arterial? I did listen to that, I think I showed it to you actually. That was some good stuff.

Meanwhile, I, unrestrained by morality, will continue to download and listen to all the music I please without paying for any of it. There are some releases I can't find anywhere despite my best efforts, as well as certain ones that I really want to have physical copies of. I definitely want to get some money together to pay for those as well as a potential Dublin trip in the Spring.
User avatar #6076 to #6075 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
That's the thing about all these obscure bandcamp links... so many of them are impossible to find free downloads for because no one gives a **** enough to do so lol. Being ultrablue hurts sometimes.
User avatar #6077 to #6076 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
That's the struggle, mayne. I face a similar situation with all these old, vinyl-only albums recorded in Tajikistan or some **** like that. Luckily there are some random weirdos out there who also care and upload that stuff occasionally.
User avatar #6078 to #6077 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
I feel like all of this is just eventually going to lead to you taking a pilgrimage to the holy land and becoming some sort of middle eastern witch doctor.

I'm probably mixing up a bunch of cultures there, but I don't care.

Also, feel free to invite me if you do so, I want to travel more, even it is to Balkan Kajaksitarstan
User avatar #6079 to #6078 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Intentionally mixing up cultures is one of my favorite hobbies.

I'd love to visit tons of random places. I really want to go to Croatia at some point, that place is just too purty. You're totally welcome to join and visit every restaurant we pass to ask for hamburgers and hot dogs.
User avatar #6080 to #6079 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
And I probably will do that too. I'm so wary of so much foreign food, everyone there would probably hate me.
User avatar #6081 to #6080 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Lol, I'm not really. That's just something I do whenever I visit my friend's family's middle eastern restaurant to piss him off.

I've tried a good amount of stuff so far. Some of it was ******* nasty like this spicy Indian soup crap that was like gelatinous meat in liquid fire. Some of it was great like Lebanese meat pies and kibbe.
User avatar #6082 to #6081 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm sure I could find something I guess, I just don't like vegetables too much, and a lot of dishes (everywhere really) use lots of vegetables. Like, that's my problem with a lot of Chinese food dishes; I like the flavor and the meat, but there are so many little like broccolis and other ***** that I don't like that I'd be wasting like half of it if I ordered it.
User avatar #6083 to #6082 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that, lil ***** .

I saw this Bulgarian dish, it's like chunks of meat and cabbage floating in a sickly yellow colored gelatin. Maybe you'd be into that? You could pick out the cabbage.
User avatar #6084 to #6083 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
"sickly yellow colored gelatin"

With a description like that, how could I not want it all up in my mouth?

You just described the Blob: Redux 2015. "Beware of the Yellow Stank."
User avatar #6086 to #6085 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh god, oh god, why is it a metroid? WHY IS IT A METROID!?!?! ******* .. ewwwww. Reminds me of this drink I saw at H-Mart (dunno if you have those up there, basically like an Asian market chain grocery store thing) that was like a drink in a bottle with a bunch of coconut bits frozen in time in some sort of liquid substance
User avatar #6052 to #6051 - ultrablue (12/30/2014) [-]
HEH I was ******* around with it and then just decided to leave it a mess. ******* hilarious right? I should be on the comic circuit with this genius mind.

Well, I hope you enjoy it. It's definitely top shelf Blockhead, he did not disappoint with this album, no sirree bob.
User avatar #6053 to #6052 - themagicwizard (12/30/2014) [-]
Still up, I had to modify my profile to match the greatness of yours and I ended up listening to most of Bells and Whistles. I'm gonna leave the last few tracks for tomorrow. Goodnight, messy, unreadable blue profile man.
User avatar #6054 to #6053 - ultrablue (12/30/2014) [-]
Well, i can say it definitely looks beautiful. You'll have to explain to me how to get a header up there cause I couldn't figure it out. Anyways, night yo.
User avatar #6055 to #6054 - themagicwizard (12/30/2014) [-]
It's the first option, right above all the color selections, ya drangus.
User avatar #6056 to #6055 - ultrablue (12/30/2014) [-]
Don't make fun of my blindness, meanie
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User avatar #6058 to #6057 - ultrablue (12/30/2014) [-]
Now I'm ultracry :'(
User avatar #6059 to #6058 - themagicwizard (12/30/2014) [-]
Sorry bby. I don't mean 2 hurt u.
User avatar #6060 to #6059 - ultrablue (12/30/2014) [-]
Well, at least I got a great header now
#6061 to #6060 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Ya sherrrrrrrrrrrrr do.
User avatar #6062 to #6061 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
themagicwizard seal of approval. Golly gee whiz, how lucky can I get??!
User avatar #6063 to #6062 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
So lucky that you even have a brotha to jizz over Bells and Whistles with now.
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User avatar #6065 to #6064 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
****** joyous as fawk. I love it. Definitely going to be bumping this for ages to come.

Now that I've been enlightened that, I'll share something with you in return:
User avatar #6066 to #6065 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I know Deru. He's one of the oldest things on my notepad doc of artists to check out fully. Never checked out an album but this sounds really good. **** , maybe I'll even buy it with my first pizza delivery paycheck and then listen to it while I'm driving haha.

Actually the last time I saw his name was I think when you were showing me some ambient compilation thing on bandcamp. I think I I have that bookmarked that somewhere lol
User avatar #6067 to #6066 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, he was on Outliers Vol. 1. That's some great stuff. This is the only solo album of his that I've listened to, it's also great.

Congratulations on your 'za-lordship, make those dolos and get all the tasty tunes you can stomach.
User avatar #6068 to #6067 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, maybe he has more beat oriented stuff too? Cause he was under my Bonobo Pandora list (stuff that I heard on Bonobo's Pandora station).

Thanks. It's probably gonna suck, but could be worse. Hopefully I'm not stuck there too long and can get some kind of real grown up person job. Hopefully.... WOO COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!11!!
User avatar #6069 to #6068 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Me too, breh, me too.

Yeah, I've had his album Say Goodbye to Useless in my downloads folder for a few months. I'm flipping through it right now and it's way more beat oriented. There are like 2 ambient tracks on it, the rest are some nice electronic beats.
User avatar #6070 to #6069 - ultrablue (12/31/2014) [-]
Thas coo. Speaking of electronic beats, I think I'm gonna break out my new Lusine - Waiting Room CD tonight and jam to it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uxn3RoqTOQ
User avatar #6071 to #6070 - themagicwizard (12/31/2014) [-]
Are you jammin yet?
User avatar #6043 - themagicwizard (12/18/2014) [-]
God damn, I hit so many deer.
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User avatar #6035 to #6034 - ultrablue (12/12/2014) [-]
Is what me? The vocal sample? Nah, that's my great uncle Bogusław
User avatar #6036 to #6035 - themagicwizard (12/12/2014) [-]
It sounds ultrablue as **** , like in a slightly different alternate dimension you'd be bumping Neroche instead of DJ Frane.

Bogusław is a sick name, congrats to your great uncle.
User avatar #6037 to #6036 - ultrablue (12/12/2014) [-]
I just looked up Polish names cause I don't know any lol. That one jumped out at me first.

I just bookmarked the bandcamp link for the album. It's really good. There's so much ******* **** like this, really good samplely hip-hop, I'm so excited to get once I get some more money. AND THEN I'M GONNA SHOW YOU AND THEN WE CAN HAVE A PARTY WOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
User avatar #6038 to #6037 - themagicwizard (12/12/2014) [-]
Will there be bitches? I'm not coming if there aren't any bitches.
User avatar #6039 to #6038 - ultrablue (12/12/2014) [-]
You bring the bitches I'll bring the pink lemonade??
User avatar #6040 to #6039 - themagicwizard (12/12/2014) [-]
B-but I don't know any bad bitches
User avatar #6041 to #6040 - ultrablue (12/12/2014) [-]
You dun ****** up, son. You dun ****** up so bad, I'm leaving and go getting wawa.

Ok bye.
User avatar #6004 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]
Yo dude long time no see

User avatar #6006 to #6004 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Heeeeeey, man. Not much, how bout you?
User avatar #6008 to #6006 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]

Just been having my soul crushed by finding out I don't have as much of a creative spirit as I thought I had lol

Anyways I was wondering if you could look over something I wrote and tell me how **** it is? I'm trying to submit it to gain entry into a NASA internship
User avatar #6009 to #6008 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Ahh well you know, we all get there at some point. I'm kind of there atm as well. Just gotta fight through it.

What is it? I'm not sure my brain is up to the challenge tonight because I might go to bed soon, but I guess I could check it tomorrow at some point.
User avatar #6012 to #6009 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]
It's a doozy and a WIP

It was in passing when I hesitantly declared my major in Biomedical Engineering, that I first heard of an opportunity to work with NASA. Never had I imagined that the simple declaration of an affinity for Biology and Physics could open the doors to a lifetime of learning, a rekindled sense of curiosity, and the opportunity to work with what could very possibly be the world's best and brightest.

Needless to say, I immediately became afraid, fearful even, of the fact that I would have to re-encounter a door that I could never seem to close.

A door that I had grown too familiar with, one that wafted the stench of self-pity and bitterness, one that creaks with the sounds of frustration and echoes along the walls of empty halls with the seething squeaks of self-beratement. It would twist the vivid, dreamlike apparition of expectation into a reality that could only lead to more questions, and confusions to anyone who dared to peek at what was on the other side.
This door had once haunted the dreams of the dreamers that had built a champion to breach it's barriers, a Challenger to lift it's architects into the presence of a vast, evergrowing sky filled with wonder. A sky that would break the barriers of the imagination, encompassing a multitude of travelers, each one witht their own tales of their past lives and grievances silently dancing around each other...(stops here)
User avatar #6016 to #6012 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
So, do you need to write an essay about why you want this internship, is that all? I seriously do not have the brain power to decipher this now unfortunately, but it would help if I had some more context haha.
User avatar #6017 to #6016 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]
Pretty much

I was gonna end it with some cheesy **** about learning from failure and what not but my meds are kicking in and I can barely keep my eyes open
User avatar #6019 to #6017 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
How long does it have to be? I'll read it more carefully tomorrow, but I guess I just want to know, is it like almost finished or do you have to write a bunch more?
User avatar #6020 to #6019 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]
Less that 300 words lol
I'm almost done with it
User avatar #6021 to #6020 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Ah ok well that's not so bad. What you have seems pretty good from what I can gather. It's good that you have sort of a story line. Makes it more interesting.
User avatar #6022 to #6021 - tinyer (12/11/2014) [-]
I just can't help but obsess over the anecdote

Honestly I'd love to keep talking about it but I gotta pass the **** out

Feel free to let me know what you think on my profile whenever you're done reading it

And thanks man, sorry to just lob this at you
User avatar #6024 to #6022 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
No prob, I'll get back to you tomorrow. I did go to college for this kind of stuff, so I might as well put my education to use haha.
User avatar #5919 - themagicwizard (12/08/2014) [-]
Givin dat Limalo another spin, hoo nogga ***** tite
#6002 to #5919 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh don't worry, I'll be there next week to make a bunch of GREAT suggestions to improve the show!
#6003 to #6002 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
kk, sounds lovely
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#6011 to #6010 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
I just remembered the mid-semester Satan summoning. I think my friends and I might be at least partially responsible for Bill Cosby's recent troubles.
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User avatar #6015 to #6013 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
We found that book in the "New Age Occult" section of this local book sale in October.
User avatar #6018 to #6015 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
HAHAHA oh my lawd. You and your friends need to come and meet some of my friends. We've been wanting to copy this video that's out there on the interwebz of these guys who order a pizza and when the delivery guy gets there they're all in masks with chanting music playing and candles and **** set up. It's classic, and your great pentagrams would certainly help lol. Also, I feel like you'd have some good ideas for the wizards series as well/
User avatar #6023 to #6018 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
The wizard series is some nxt lvl **** . Like I said before, there needs to be a full length film based on it at some point.

I think we spent the better part of that Colorado trip we went on this summer thinking of way to convince the local population that there was a druid cult in the woods. Over the course of the second week, we attempted to visit every pizza place in the town we were in (there were about 10) and left reviews signed "the pizza druids" with crude drawings of men in hooded robes.
User avatar #6025 to #6023 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
HAHAHA oh my **** . I want to try something like that now. We've kind of done similar things I feel like, but with no concrete idea in place. I know just this past Thanksgiving when my friend came home, he had these creepy drawings he did and he was trying to give it to our waiter at this restaurant. Didn't work unfortunately lol.
User avatar #6026 to #6025 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
LOL, I definitely see some behavioral overlap here. One time my friend was trying to tip our waiter with holographic Pokemon cards.
User avatar #6027 to #6026 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
HAHA I hope he accepted them with open arms
User avatar #6028 to #6027 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
Well, you have to keep in mind, our waiter was a huge square. Didn't seem to be down with the pokeymans at all.

I don't think this was clunkybot's kind of post-rock, but damn it's good. I miss that negroid.
User avatar #6029 to #6028 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Poor, poor uneducated pokemeen fools...

This is pretty sweet, I'm almost positive clunky would have dug this. Hell, he probably has all of their stuff already.. that freak. But no, I miss that ho too. I was just thinking about him because something I added to my library around this time last year is something that he showed me.. Probably the last thing in fact. May he rip in peace :''''(
User avatar #6030 to #6029 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, maybe he'll log in one day and see all these creepy comments we've made mourning him. I hope so.

That album cover is so dern cool, hot diggity.
User avatar #6031 to #6030 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Or better yet, maybe he'll here rumblings of you seances and pentagrams in Colorado. That is, if you really left the impact you hope you did lol
User avatar #6032 to #6031 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
If I know one thing for certain, it's that my work there isn't finished.
#6033 to #6032 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
I am not surprised in the slightest
I am not surprised in the slightest
User avatar #6014 to #6013 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
I certainly did, we've read passages from that book on the radio show a few times, too.
User avatar #5980 to #5919 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Normally I might think a person would be joking about doing that, but I wouldn't put it past you...
#5981 to #5980 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
LOL, this, of all times, I'm actually not ************ .
#5982 to #5981 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh my ******* holy **** ... lol

Is it still there?

Also, that looks like an owl in the middle
User avatar #5983 to #5982 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
Nah, it was removed probably a day or 2 later. 2 friend and I made it out of fallen pine trees and stones right under a chair lift that went up the mountain behind this hotel we were staying at in Colorado. We guessed that somebody complained about it and some employees had to hike up this mountain and dismantle it, which had us laughing for days afterward.

Definitely one of the highlights of my summer.
#5984 to #5983 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
HAHAHA I love it. You can see it right from the ski lift or whatever that is.  Amazing.
HAHAHA I love it. You can see it right from the ski lift or whatever that is. Amazing.
#5985 to #5984 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
We purposely built it almost directly under it, here's another shot that illustrates that better. I wish I was there at like 9:00am the day after we built it to see the first people heading up the lift, not knowing that a giant wooden pentagram was waiting for them half way up.
User avatar #5986 to #5985 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Yeah you should have installed cameras on all the lift seats to catch peoples reactions. Could have made a good youtube prank.
#5987 to #5986 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
Apologies, I am not good english, but this bonus track is a ******* .
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#5990 to #5988 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** , man. Songs for Christmas is amazing. I'm going to Brooklyn tomorrow to congratulate Sufjan personally.
#5991 to #5990 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Oooo yeah mhmmmmm yeah, is geeeewwwwwwwwwddddd. Kind of a different spin on Christmas; especially with all dem original tracks. And it's 2 hours long. Baboom!!!!!!!
User avatar #5992 to #5991 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
Sufjan really goes hard when it comes to Christmas. I'm definitely checking out Silver & Gold once I finish listening to this.
User avatar #5993 to #5992 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
I think I'll grab that one next year. If I put that one on now it'll be 100 ******* new Christmas songs on my itunes. Too much for one measly little December for me, yo.
User avatar #5995 to #5993 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
I have Half Christmas to look forward to, anyway. Gonna need those 50 extra Christmas tracks.
User avatar #5996 to #5995 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
You are quite greedy it's true. I don't blame you though. There's actually like 3 other Xmas folk albums I've been wanting to get too. I guess half Xmas is a good excuse to play them at some other time of the year. I almost forgot about that **** on my FAVORITE internet radio show, Wednesday Night Sushi.
User avatar #5997 to #5996 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
That's Wednesday Night Goulash to you...
User avatar #5998 to #5997 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
My bad. I haven't tuned in in awhile so you know, I forget these things
User avatar #5999 to #5998 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
We actually didn't do the show for a couple weeks before tonight. The studio's ceiling collapsed and the whole floor flooded after there was some poorly executed work on the building's roof.
User avatar #6000 to #5999 - ultrablue (12/11/2014) [-]
Oh dang, so I missed the return!? And I wasn't doing anything either... darn.

Next week? Also, I hope this weeks show was mostly talking about that metal explanation for not being on air for a few weeks.
#6001 to #6000 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, we should be there. Maybe some Christmas Sufjan will creep into the mix.

This week's show was actually pretty good. We hit a pretty good mix of ************ and playing music. We actually played some genuinely cool/consistent new stuff, too. You really missed out, you ******* failure.
User avatar #5994 to #5993 - themagicwizard (12/11/2014) [-]
So measured and patient, you are. I'm going to be a reckless son of a bitch. Downloading Silver & Gold right now, in fact.
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#5965 to #5964 - themagicwizard (12/08/2014) [-]
I think you misrepresented this album the last 4 tracks are all excellent
User avatar #5966 to #5965 - ultrablue (12/08/2014) [-]
Apologies, I meant to say the whole thing is magnificent

Do you have the bonus track, Carbon Dated?
#5968 to #5967 - ultrablue (12/08/2014) [-]
K, just checking
User avatar #5970 to #5969 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Total ****

it's good, I just wanted to see if you were talking about the last 4 tracks I thought you were. I'll give you that track if you wish.
User avatar #5973 to #5972 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
thank ya kin'ly massa
User avatar #5974 to #5973 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Haha you been reading some African American slave narratives?
User avatar #5975 to #5974 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh god, no. That would be depressing.
User avatar #5976 to #5975 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh dang. They can be interesting I guess. Took African-American literature a few years back. Was aight. Got to see Frederick Douglass' house too lol.
User avatar #5977 to #5976 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
Oh yeah? Well I uh... went to Nathan Hale's house once? Yeah. Suck it.
#5978 to #5977 - ultrablue (12/09/2014) [-]
Put that on your resume.
Put that on your resume.
User avatar #5979 to #5978 - themagicwizard (12/09/2014) [-]
I really should, it'd be quite the impressive item. I've also been to the very tip of Cape Cod and built large wooden pentagrams on mountainsides.

Pls hire.
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#5944 to #5943 - ultrablue (12/08/2014) [-]
ur a right little cunt, u kno that?