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#150639 - Do it, it's only 19 minutes 22 seconds. You have no excuse, y…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #150640 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
y-yessir
#150637 - It's rly gewd tho  [+] (3 new replies) 6 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
User avatar #150638 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
I'll try to listen to it tomorrow if I remember
User avatar #150639 - ultrablue (6 hours ago) [-]
Do it, it's only 19 minutes 22 seconds. You have no excuse, you neglectful whore.
User avatar #150640 - ferrettamer (6 hours ago) [-]
y-yessir
#150635 - You pizza **** ... 6 hours ago on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#3762 - **ultrablue used "*roll picture*"** **ultrablue rolled ima…  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on themagicwizard's profile 0
User avatar #3763 - themagicwizard (4 hours ago) [-]
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#3760 - Dis *****  [+] (3 new replies) 8 hours ago on themagicwizard's profile 0
#3761 - themagicwizard (7 hours ago) [-]
Eyyyyy
#3762 - ultrablue (6 hours ago) [-]
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YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#150563 - Pretty gewd. Can't really reach the level of their older work… 05/25/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#150560 - +The good stuff  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2015 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
User avatar #150568 - themagicwizard (05/25/2015) [-]
likewise
User avatar #150562 - teoyeezy (05/25/2015) [-]
hows that anti flag?
User avatar #150563 - ultrablue (05/25/2015) [-]
Pretty gewd. Can't really reach the level of their older work, but it's still good, and I like it more with each listen.
#6795 - Sweet. It is about time that I put this degree to some good u… 05/24/2015 on ultrablue's profile 0
#6793 - Like 4 it seems like. So you got about 2 more years. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on ultrablue's profile 0
User avatar #6794 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Alright, first I'll need to read some old fairytales to get an idea of what I'm going for. Then I'll need to get some drafts going, maybe you can help with that. When this thing blows up I'll make sure you get a share of the royalties.
User avatar #6795 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet. It is about time that I put this degree to some good use. Grammy here we come.
#6791 - And how long is that gonna be? Is this gonna be a race of epi…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/24/2015 on ultrablue's profile 0
User avatar #6792 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
I guess so, how long is it between their albums usually? I need time to write like 15 - 20 original sad fairytales.
User avatar #6793 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Like 4 it seems like. So you got about 2 more years.

Get writing. It'll sneak up on you before you know it!
User avatar #6794 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Alright, first I'll need to read some old fairytales to get an idea of what I'm going for. Then I'll need to get some drafts going, maybe you can help with that. When this thing blows up I'll make sure you get a share of the royalties.
User avatar #6795 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet. It is about time that I put this degree to some good use. Grammy here we come.

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User avatar #6756 - themagicwizard (05/23/2015) [-]
Crappie doesn't even cover it, Chappie was a horrible experience. I was physically uncomfortable through several scenes, it was just so bad.
User avatar #6777 to #6756 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Lol that's actually pretty cool (the screaming Prurient song). If someone can make weird experimental music but still find a way to make it enjoyable to listen to, then I'm down with it. The Merzbow stuff doesn't really do that for me.

The emptyset song would be ok if it was like, a single song on an album, but I doubt I'd have the attention span to listen to a whole album like that.
User avatar #6778 to #6777 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
I wouldn't call that Prurient album experimental, it just has oddball vocals. I love the synth stuff so much on it, though. Palm Tree Corpse is one of my favorite songs of his.

That video for Collapse is so cool. All the songs I've heard from them sound really similar to that, all intense noisy pulses, but I like that sound so it's fine with me.
User avatar #6779 to #6778 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Well you're a weirdo, so it makes sense
#6780 to #6779 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Eyyy, disagreement over music. You got your wish, you psycho.
#6781 to #6780 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
You baited me into it, you cheeky biscuit.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport
Here, if you want something that I've been jamming a lot recently to **** on. Have at it,
#6782 to #6781 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
*downs entire box of laxative pills*
#6784 to #6783 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Could you stop being such a piddly clod hopper for one god darn second?
User avatar #6787 to #6786 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
That's album cover material right there.
User avatar #6788 to #6787 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
If I was to make an album based on that image, it would be spoken word album of sad fairytales with the speaker's voice mixed in with a bunch of weird electronic stuff.
User avatar #6789 to #6788 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
I can also seeing this making a good psybient album. I'll pass it along to Shpongle
User avatar #6790 to #6789 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
They better wait until my fairytales album is out
User avatar #6791 to #6790 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
And how long is that gonna be? Is this gonna be a race of epic proportions to see who can release the eggplant face album first?
User avatar #6792 to #6791 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
I guess so, how long is it between their albums usually? I need time to write like 15 - 20 original sad fairytales.
User avatar #6793 to #6792 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Like 4 it seems like. So you got about 2 more years.

Get writing. It'll sneak up on you before you know it!
User avatar #6794 to #6793 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Alright, first I'll need to read some old fairytales to get an idea of what I'm going for. Then I'll need to get some drafts going, maybe you can help with that. When this thing blows up I'll make sure you get a share of the royalties.
User avatar #6795 to #6794 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Sweet. It is about time that I put this degree to some good use. Grammy here we come.
User avatar #6757 to #6756 - ultrablue (05/23/2015) [-]
That stinks. I guess that's why I didn't hear anyone ever talk about it after it came out. Poor Neill Blomcrap.

Time for you to go see Mad Max for redemption! :'D
User avatar #6758 to #6757 - themagicwizard (05/23/2015) [-]
I guess I'm going to see it for free right now, actually. Lord bless everyone who gives me movie passes for Christmas.
User avatar #6759 to #6758 - ultrablue (05/23/2015) [-]
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well, I guess this is the moment of truth. Either you will like it, or I'm going to have to endure endless weeks of snide comments. God help us all.
User avatar #6760 to #6759 - themagicwizard (05/23/2015) [-]
I don't even want to make fun of Chappie, that's how bad it was.
User avatar #6761 to #6760 - ultrablue (05/23/2015) [-]
Lol I just read on wikipedia that Neill was planning on making it a trilogy. HOOOOO BOOOOYYYYY
User avatar #6762 to #6761 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
There is 0 possibility that the sequels would be better. Mad Max was okay. I didn't feel invested in any of the characters at all, they were just kinda there. Guitar guy was the best though. He really made the movie for me, just jamming for 2 1/2 hours.
User avatar #6763 to #6762 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
I thought the characters were the best part; I thought they were all pretty interesting for the most part.

But you know, that's just me.
User avatar #6764 to #6763 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
WELL YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!!
User avatar #6766 to #6765 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
We agree on music way too much, I need something to disagree with you on and I guess it's going to be movies.
User avatar #6767 to #6766 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Maybe I'll just start hating some of your music and then we can even it all out in the end

heh

heheh
User avatar #6768 to #6767 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
You monster...
User avatar #6769 to #6768 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
Just kidding.

I mean how could I possibly ever?
User avatar #6770 to #6769 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
I just don't know... now check out this great Merzbow album!
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #6772 to #6771 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
I haven't actually listened to that album, it doesn't sound really appealing to me though. I'm listening to a different one by him right now called Amlux and it's actually pretty neat.
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #6773 to #6772 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
It sounds a bit better. I think still a lil too harsh and grating for my taste though :/
User avatar #6774 to #6773 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport I was listening to this album recently and a lot of it gets into noisy stuff and I liked it so I thought it was time to check out a less offensive Merzbow album. I'm liking Amlux so far, it's not bashing me over the head with screeches too hard and there's some actual musicality to it that I can identify.
User avatar #6775 to #6774 - ultrablue (05/24/2015) [-]
I mean this is good. I checked another song that did have the noisey elements, and I could dig it, because it had like cool synth melodies over it. Amlux is like, dark ambient mixed with harsh noise, or whatever.

But yeah, Prurient sounds purty swell.
User avatar #6776 to #6775 - themagicwizard (05/24/2015) [-]
Amlux is actually really rhythmic, I'm in the second half of Looping Jane and it's so cool sounding. If you don't jump into the middle of it, the rhythms stand out a lot more than any grating qualities it has, to me at least. It really reminds me of Emptyset, but less forceful:
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

Prurient has some really weird stuff. If you look through some tracks on that album you'll find some with him screaming odd things behind all the synth stuff. This is from one of his older albums:
https://youtube.com/devicesupport
User avatar #6712 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Ey did you hear about the new Geotic?
geotic.bandcamp.com/album/neptune
User avatar #6753 to #6712 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I literally knew nothing about it, including the old movies; I don't even think I saw the trailer for it. Some friends just suggested we go. It's very themed, which I liked. It had all this unexplained, or not deeply explained, lore that was interesting even if I didn't get all of it. I thought it had some great memorable characters too. And it is a bit goofy and funny at times, but it kind of works, at least in my opinion. This isn't really a spoiler for the story, but if you ever did want to see it I suggest letting this be a surprise, but I have to tell you if you don't really care, which I assume you probably dont. A lot revolves around the characters like driving these weird cars and **** , and so at one point a bunch of the bad guys are chasing the good guys, and the bad guys have this one rig, that's like a bunch of guys on the back playing these drums, and on the front is just this guy playing a guitar with a flamethrower coming out the neck, all while they're chasing these dudes. It's ******* hilarious, but somewhat awesome in it's hilarity, cause they always just pan to him jamming away during all the action lol

Anyway, if you feel like it, give it a chance. It seems kinda dumb at face value I can admit, but it was actually a pretty great experience. The more I ruminate on it, the more I like it.
User avatar #6754 to #6753 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I felt more and more American the further I got into that description. USA USA USA USA. I'll probably see it if it comes around to that $2 theater. Also, listen to Arterial by Lusine if you haven't done that yet, it's so good.

I'm going to get some sleep. Good luck with all that butt hurt.
User avatar #6755 to #6754 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I will listen to it. Maybe tonight. Maybe not. Idk. I did get the Flashlight EP so I've been jamming that the past few days. So good.

Have a great, Interstellar hate filled sleep ))
User avatar #6713 to #6712 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah I did hear about that. I never peeped it though cause I'm still waiting for the last Eon Isle release to be my next Geotic album.
User avatar #6733 to #6713 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I didn't know you were such a Spongebob scholar. I must have somehow missed like every episode after that because I'm looking it up now and literally every one I remember is from the first 3 seasons. That means there are 6 whole seasons of garbage defaming Spongebob's good name. Good lord, have mercy on that poor sponge.
User avatar #6734 to #6733 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh you have no idea. My friends and I still quote Springboob all the ******* time, and we've had many discussions about how much it sucks that it went so downhill. I wonder how Tom Kenny can even sleep at night knowing he has to voice for such piss poor scripts. I'm sure the solid gold toilet in his house helps a bit.
User avatar #6735 to #6734 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I guess he just tries to repress it and focuses on his better work. He does Ice King on Adventure Time, doesn't he?
User avatar #6736 to #6735 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Yeah he does. Haven't ever really gotten into that show tbh. I checked a few episodes and it seemed decent though.
User avatar #6737 to #6736 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
It's a great show, it definitely ranks among my favorites. It gets very surreal and unsettling sometimes, especially with that lemon guy.
#6738 to #6737 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I'll check some more soon at some point I'm sure.

I'm still not sure though that any modern cartoon can match the majesty that The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack had though. I will never get over them cancelling that show. And people from Flapjack work on Adventure Time and I think one of the creators went on to make The Regular Show, but still.. Can't top Flapjack imo
User avatar #6740 to #6738 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I never watched Flapjack except maybe 1.5 episodes cumulatively. Sounds like something I should check out as long as I'm living this NEET life for the next month or 2.
User avatar #6741 to #6740 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Hahaha neet life. I had to look that term up. Sweet ***** .

But yeah, you should, I think you'd dig it. The guy who does the voice for Captain K'nuckles is the same guy who did the Flying Dutchman in Spongebob.
User avatar #6742 to #6741 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Excellent, I'll get on that whenever I goddamn feel like it.
#6743 to #6742 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I wouldn't expect anything less, chum
I wouldn't expect anything less, chum
#6744 to #6743 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't know if you caught the radio show this week, but we gave Interstellar a thorough **** talking.
User avatar #6745 to #6744 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I didn't catch it, but I suppose I should be glad I didn't now.

You guys need to move on to ******** on something else, that movie came out like 6 months ago or something, maybe more. You're so behind the times you might as well be playing dad rock as well hahehehahahehehhoho
User avatar #6746 to #6745 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I'm not sure if you're making a cheeky joke or it's just a beautiful coincidence. The whole show was us playing dad rock and butt rock and challenging people to call in and accurately identify which was which.
User avatar #6747 to #6746 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I think I'm really glad I missed it now. I can only take so much dad rock and butt rock in one sitting. Mostly dad rock though.
User avatar #6748 to #6747 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
The best part was that someone actually called in and gave it a shot. Towards the end we played Coward from the Interstellar soundtrack and Randall was sitting in the corner and started muttering about "m-muh oxygen..." and then we started ******** on Hans Zimmer and Interstellar.
#6749 to #6748 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
WHAT A ******* RIOT

I saw Mad Max on Monday. It was actually pretty dang good. You should see it and make that your new movie to **** on.
User avatar #6750 to #6749 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
It absolutely was, you no humor having guy. We're all agreed on the fact that the visuals were on some real next level **** though.

I think I'll skip on that pile of dook. I'm going to see Chappie some time in the next few days. Hopefully that'll have some doofy junk to make fun of, I'm also hoping it's good though. I still hold out a little hope that Neill Blomkamp can make more great movies. None of us actually hate Interstellar, it's just fun and easy to joke about. It also gets your jeffersons in a twist so that's an added bonus.
#6751 to #6750 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
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User avatar #6752 to #6751 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
lold at Neill Blomcrap. I have no opinion on Mad Max, I've never seen the original and I don't know anything about it. Just another opportunity to jangle your jim jams.
User avatar #6714 to #6713 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Yer a weenie... I'm excited for that one too, though.
User avatar #6715 to #6714 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Why you hurt me so?

Well, how is Neptune then?
User avatar #6716 to #6715 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
I haven't listened to it yet ;)
User avatar #6717 to #6716 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Have you been smacked today?
User avatar #6718 to #6717 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Take me now
#6726 to #6725 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Spongebob is the greatest source of reaction pics in existence.
#6727 to #6726 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
I agree. Thank you for posting this gem last night. I chortled at it mightily.
#6728 to #6727 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Any time. I've got a folder of these babies ready to fire at a moment's notice.
#6729 to #6728 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Your last two are lacking though because they are from the newer, 			******		 seasons.   
   
I can't let that slide
Your last two are lacking though because they are from the newer, ****** seasons.

I can't let that slide
#6730 to #6729 - themagicwizard (05/22/2015) [-]
Oh jeez, I haven't watched it in forever. I stopped when it was still pretty bangin.
User avatar #6731 to #6730 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
Season 1-3 are gold, and the first movie is good two. Everything after is pretty much garbage.
User avatar #6732 to #6731 - ultrablue (05/22/2015) [-]
is good too**
User avatar #6688 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
OMAR GOT ******* CANCELLED MAN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

What am I going to do with this copy of the Qur'an now that he's not going to sign it?
User avatar #6710 to #6709 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
Alright ultrarude... Did I ever show you Fiendsh? I think I did. i was listening to his album To The End a couple days ago. That's some funky, juicy, other adjective stuff.
User avatar #6711 to #6710 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
Yeah you linked me to the bandcamp I believe. It was some head bobbing sexiness if I remember correctly
User avatar #6689 to #6688 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
Study it and become a faithful servant of Omar?

But **** , mane. That sucks some major donkey nads. Why'd it get cancelled?
User avatar #6690 to #6689 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
"travel complications"

Damn TSA, they probably wanted to stick their fingers in Omar's butt or something.
#6691 to #6690 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
Those damn perverts....
User avatar #6692 to #6691 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
On the bright side, I went on /mu/ tonight for about an hour and left with an album of whaling shanties.
User avatar #6693 to #6692 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
I'm not sure how to even process that... lol

I hope you enjoy them though. Take them out on the high seas for a little trip even.
User avatar #6694 to #6693 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
It's actually pretty awesome. I've been meaning to check out stuff like this for a while now. I think we could all use a few more shanties on a daily basis.
User avatar #6695 to #6694 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport

This will forever be the only shanty that speaks to me
User avatar #6696 to #6695 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
***** you a gay ass fukin nerd yo.
User avatar #6697 to #6696 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
You can't even handle my #swag you twat face

#themagiclizardisatwatface
User avatar #6698 to #6697 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
https://youtube.com/devicesupport Nah, I love that **** . Never played Runescape because it's for fags but I get it. Oregon Trail II also had that ****** General MIDI sound for everything and it's one of my favorite soundtracks. Gotta just let the cheese take you sometimes.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport These whaling shanties are 10/10 though. The lyrics get really gory and/or funny too.
User avatar #6699 to #6698 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
What a simple time those soundtracks where. **** , I wish I was older than, I can make this type of quality of music. Now video game music has to sound all produced and orchestral now. ******* ...

Well I'll be.. I feel like I'm right out there on the waves with a pint swinging and sloshing around in my hand! ARRRR!
User avatar #6700 to #6699 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
That's only really big budget stuff. All the indie games are ****** chiptune garbage oh my god I ******* hate chiptune WHY THE **** DO PEOPLE LIKE CHIPTUNE IT'S THE ******* WORST I WANT TO KILL MYSELF WHENEVER I HEAR THOSE GOD DAMN SYNTHS IT'S LIKE SATAN IS RAPING ME IN THE EARS AND ANY OTHER ORIFICE HE CAN FORCE HIMSELF INTO JESUS CHRIST.

You know? You can still do it. I really love the soundtrack to Chex Quest too, that game that came in cereal boxes in the late 90s or whenever it was. It has a similar sound, but more electronic.
User avatar #6701 to #6700 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
I mean yeah, I know the chiptune stuff is popular now with smaller games. Still, that stuff (the quality stuff) sounds very polished too. Polish is the hardest part about writing/producing music on the computer I think.

You ever heard the Fez soundtrack? You might dig that. It's very IDMey and BoCish at times. music.disasterpeace.com/album/fez-ost
User avatar #6702 to #6701 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
I don't actually hate chiptune, I just wanted to use FJ's text functions.

https://youtube.com/devicesupport It's like Groundislava with the beats element toned down. I dig this kind of stuff. You're right, making stuff sound polished is definitely the hard part. There's so much you can do with just the synths themselves too, so you could get kinda lost just doing that. When you can change every little aspect of something it's hard to tell when you really have it where you want it.
User avatar #6703 to #6702 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
I know about Groundislava. Good stuff right thur.

Yeah. I feel like things like that are what separate real great musicians from just regular people. I feel like most people with some knowledge of melody and music notation can pull up FL studio and make something, but making it sound good whilst creating something somewhat unique is what makes you the **** .
User avatar #6704 to #6703 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
And you also have to make sure people know you're the **** .
#6705 to #6704 - ultrablue (05/13/2015) [-]
Well that just comes naturally
User avatar #6706 to #6705 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
That's some zen **** , yo
User avatar #6708 to #6707 - themagicwizard (05/13/2015) [-]
STOP YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!
User avatar #6613 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
And So I Watch You From Afar - "Run Home" (Official)

ARE YOU READY???
User avatar #6615 to #6614 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I'm Ready!

Hyped as **** . Just another week, another sexy music release.

Also, gonna have to add this Fiendish **** to my ever growing list of instrumental hip-hop bandcamp bookmarks. Seriously, I bought like 2 beat based albums last night, it was ridiculous but I couldn't help myself. This sounds niiiiiiiiisssshhhhhheee too.

radiojuicy.com/album/1991-extraterrestrial this is one of the things I got last night. That label is boss. ******* quality hip-hap.
User avatar #6672 to #6671 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Alright
User avatar #6674 to #6673 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
I have a 14 day trial I can use I suppose but I'll need to hook my 360 back up since the Xbox no fun isn't backwards compatible. Also, I need to buy a little table where I can place it (I think I said that before). I'll probably do that on monday since I'll have the day off work (I think).

Look at all this effort you're making me use. gosh.
User avatar #6675 to #6674 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Put it on the floor, you hoity toity piece of **** .
User avatar #6676 to #6675 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
The floor?? Gross, dude. What, were you raised in some sort of dumpster?
User avatar #6679 to #6678 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Don't you look at me like that, ya damn memelord.
#6680 to #6679 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
How bout lik dis?
#6681 to #6680 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
I'm not going to search for 15 minutes to find the one I originally replied to that with.
I'm not going to search for 15 minutes to find the one I originally replied to that with.
User avatar #6682 to #6681 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Is... is that a butt faucet?

That's a butt faucet.

Also, I dunno what picture you're talking aboot.
User avatar #6683 to #6682 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
It was probably a couple months ago, I think it was me with Chaika's stupid face.
User avatar #6684 to #6683 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa

I TINK I remember now

On an unrelated note; should I get this? radiojuicy.com/album/nudus-cactus

I really don't listen to much foreign rap (outside of features on instrumental albums) but something about this is so compelling and ill... Even though I can't understand it, I kind of think it's ******* sick. I know we discussed different languages the other night, but I feel it's different for rap since lyrics are more important. But I dunno, maybe it really doesn't matter. I like how this sounds still. Also, the production is sweet as well. I think that's what sells it for me.
User avatar #6685 to #6684 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Yes, that sounds sick. Also, do you know Soul Square? They're a French hip hop group fronted by different English speaking rappers from the US and Canada, they're right up your alley.
Soul Square - One Time (Feat RacecaR & Reach) ***OFFICIAL VIDEO***
User avatar #6686 to #6685 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
I dig it. Dat buttery smooth production mmmmmmmmmmmm.

Also, I love all the french comments heh
User avatar #6653 to #6615 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Thanks mane, maybe one day I can do the soundtrack to the infinitely worse remake.

It feels so good to be done with almost everything. Tomorrow I'm going to work on a ridiculous plunderphonics sampling thing along the lines of VC for this electronic music event that might be happening when the semester ends. I feel like it won't end up happening, but it'll be fun to make anyway. It'll probably end up on our soundcloud soon.
User avatar #6654 to #6653 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
That sounds like a good end of semester jam fest. If the piece doesn't make it there, at least you can play it on chili like always.
User avatar #6655 to #6654 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Very true, that'll definitely happen. It'll be a grand old time.
User avatar #6656 to #6655 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Complete with ******** on Interstellar and talking about yoga pants!
User avatar #6657 to #6656 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
never again, that night was awful
User avatar #6659 to #6658 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
It was so dumb, almost as bad as those nights we talked about poop. It's like 50/50 with that guy Tom. Some nights you get that, some nights you get gems like this:
An end to zoo culture
#6660 to #6659 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Well.... that was... enlightening? haha
Well.... that was... enlightening? haha
User avatar #6661 to #6660 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
It's really a show for the thinking man.
User avatar #6662 to #6661 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Quite on par with all your crazy conspiracy theory videos I'd say
User avatar #6663 to #6662 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Prove to me beyond any doubt that Obama isn't the antichrist.
User avatar #6664 to #6663 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Because Justin Timberlake is the antichrist
User avatar #6665 to #6664 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
I'm not convinced...
#6666 to #6665 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
CHECK MY QUADS!!!   
   
Convinced now?
CHECK MY QUADS!!!

Convinced now?
#6668 to #6667 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
Wam bam thank you ma'am.
User avatar #6669 to #6668 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
Hey, get xbox live ya nerd so we can do Halo campaign shenanigans
#6670 to #6669 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
MAKE ME
#6635 to #6615 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
i dunno, I don't think I like anything particularly shameful. The plebbiest movie I ever pirated was Guardians of the Galaxy because I just wanted to see how it was. I should delete that, it drags down my film cred.

Some movies I do like are Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove (etc...), Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Alice in Wonderland, Zoolander, Phone Booth, American Psycho, Zodiac, In Bruges and Lawrence of Arabia.
User avatar #6636 to #6635 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
American Psycho is the best.

Donnie Darko is the best too.

Some of those others I've seen are pretty good. Haven't seen some. Dr. Strangelove is on my list of movies to watch soon.

Alice in Wonderland is the only one that I've seen that I thought was meh.

So there it is. I will **** on that movie for all eternity every time you bring up Interstellar. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
#6637 to #6636 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
Well I will be forever safe in the knowledge that you're an uncultured goon and the only reason you're hating on it is because you're butthurt.
#6638 to #6637 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I outta slug you
#6640 to #6639 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
Why does he look like Captain Hook
#6642 to #6641 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
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I have no new interesting pictures to reply with so here's this
#6644 to #6643 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
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I CAN'T CONTROL HOW HIDEOUS THIS ROLL WILL BE. HOPEFULLY NOT AS HIDEOUS AS THE LAST
#6645 to #6644 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
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#6646 to #6645 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
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Ha
User avatar #6648 to #6647 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
You......
#6650 to #6649 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
YOU'RE JUST A PHONY. A GREAT, BIG PHONY!!!!
#6651 to #6650 - themagicwizard (05/03/2015) [-]
y must u hurt me so

puu.sh/hzv5F/1f5854d7da.mp3
Here's a project for one of my classes that I just finished, you might dig.
User avatar #6652 to #6651 - ultrablue (05/03/2015) [-]
That's pretty neat yo. I do dig. Maybe it was because I was thinking about it last night and we were talking about it, but it sounds like it would fit in well on the Ink soundtrack. It has that kinda mood.
User avatar #6616 to #6615 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
Heirs sounds awesome, I just listened to a low quality rip of the full album, so good.

You really have an instrumental hip hop problem, you should get help.
User avatar #6617 to #6616 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I saw on facebook that they were streaming it on some website the other day so that might be what the rip is from. I didn't check it, but the songs that they already released that I've heard are awesome.

I do. But no. I'm definitely not rectifying the situation. You can't make me.
User avatar #6618 to #6617 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
Nah, I mean I can help you make it worse
#6619 to #6618 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I will probably OD.  Not only did I get two new things last night, I also bookmarked a bunch more bandcamp links of instrumental hap hoop.  I'm not sure my neck can take all the head bobbing.
I will probably OD. Not only did I get two new things last night, I also bookmarked a bunch more bandcamp links of instrumental hap hoop. I'm not sure my neck can take all the head bobbing.
User avatar #6620 to #6619 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
I believe in you. You haven't hit your breaking point yet, so why stop now?
User avatar #6621 to #6620 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
True. I think I'll just need to space it out with other stuff for the next week. Heirs will help, along with the new Scallops Hotel record that are both coming out on the same day.
User avatar #6622 to #6621 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
Do you listen to Massive Attack? i don't remember. Anyway, their soundtrack to Bullet Boy is great too. That could be another thing to dilute the beats.
User avatar #6624 to #6622 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I listen to them, yeah. Though, the only album I have is Mezzanine.

This sounds very different from that though (as do most of their albums). Pretty sweet though. I love atypical movie soundtracks, as you know. Never even heard of the movie though haha
User avatar #6625 to #6624 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
I've never seen it, I assume it's about gang violence in London. Might be worth a look soon. The soundtrack reminds me a little bit of some parts of 100th Window, their album after Mezzanine, but it's really its own thing style-wise.
User avatar #6626 to #6625 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
Ink Full Soundtrack

Still love this **** . One of my favorite movies and movie soundtracks as well.
User avatar #6627 to #6626 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
That's some good niceness, mane. There are so many soundtracks I've forgotten about that I really love. i went through that whole soundtracks phase where cuts from movie scores were the only things I listened to. This reminded me of that, so I'm going to download them and check them out again. Starting with The Fountain.
Clint Mansell - Death is the Road to Awe
User avatar #6628 to #6627 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
Clint Mansell is the man. Never saw the Fountain (though I'd like to), but everything else that I've seen that he's scored is great (both soundtrack and movie wise; Moon, Pi, Requiem, Black Swan.
User avatar #6629 to #6628 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
I didn't really like Black Swan that much, I don't remember the soundtrack for it either. Those other 3 are all among my favorite movies/soundtracks, though.
User avatar #6630 to #6629 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I can't remember the score either really, but I do like the movie a lot, though I only saw it once. Anything with doppelgangers creeps me out.
User avatar #6631 to #6630 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
It was definitely the second worst movie I've ever seen, right behind Interstellar.
User avatar #6632 to #6631 - ultrablue (05/02/2015) [-]
I was waiting for an Interstellar comment

What are some movies you like that I can hate? Hannah Montana: The Movie? I know you've got the posters all over your room... you sad, sad manchild...
User avatar #6633 to #6632 - themagicwizard (05/02/2015) [-]
I watch only the best that film has to offer, now excuse me while I re-watch The Last Airbender with a smug, self satisfied expression on my face the whole time.
#6500 - themagicwizard (04/25/2015) [-]
Well what do you know? Epitaph isn't terrible!
User avatar #6607 to #6500 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Don't forget the twin mounted American flags flying high on the back. My god, what a spectacular image.
User avatar #6608 to #6607 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Who cares if they obstruct my field of vision? All I need to see it the beautiful old star spangled banner flapping in the breeze to know I'm doing right by god.
User avatar #6609 to #6608 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Alright I'm all out of ideas now, truly. As-salamu alaykum.
User avatar #6610 to #6609 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
wa-alaikum-salaam, brother.
User avatar #6583 to #6500 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
I think maybe it has a lot to do with Hispanic singers voices. At least the males. Like this song www.youtube.com/watch?v=PecHjYQPt5o would be so much better with different vocals.
User avatar #6585 to #6583 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
lol, those are ****** . I dunno, I think it's just how the language sounds for me. Like how everything ends in an o or an a. It just gets old really fast.
User avatar #6588 to #6585 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Maybe that's it. I feel like it has something to do with hearing it so much in my life, whether from TV, people in real life (a lot of hispanic people leave around here), classes, etc. I dunno. It just feels like... weird.. Or maybe because I don't really like latin music and what not and I just can't help but associate it with that even if it's in a genre of music I like.
User avatar #6590 to #6588 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'll admit I have a bit of the same feelings. Suburban white boyz prejudice 4eva. Living in the northeast it's like hispanic central. The lack of variation is definitely a huge part of it for me, though. It's like everything automatically rhymes, you don't even have to try or get creative. English has a great thing going on in that way.
User avatar #6591 to #6590 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Excuse me, I'm from America and I speak American. I dunno what this English **** you're talking about is.
User avatar #6592 to #6591 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
You've passed the test, young eagle. Uncle Sam bless you and your harvest this year.
User avatar #6593 to #6592 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
OOO SAAYY CANN YOUU SEEEEE
BY MY BONFIRE'S EARLY LIIIIGHT
WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAAAAAIIILLL
AT THE HOT DOG CONTEST'S LAST GLEEAMING
User avatar #6612 to #6593 - cann (05/01/2015) [-]
*CAN
User avatar #6594 to #6593 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
WHOSE BROAD MALLS AND BRIGHT ADS
User avatar #6595 to #6594 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm liking where this is going. We should petition them to change the words to something in this vein for the most accurate representation of murica.
User avatar #6596 to #6595 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
The real Murica
User avatar #6597 to #6596 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Home of the brave? Psh. Home of pig squealing contests.
User avatar #6598 to #6597 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Land of the dollar menu and home of the recreational pumpkin catapult building contest
User avatar #6599 to #6598 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
LOL I saw that someone I'm friends with on facebook went to one of those. The land of opportunity (to waste vegetables).
User avatar #6600 to #6599 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
I'm sure it was an enlightening, empowering and captivating event. Let freedom reign.
User avatar #6601 to #6600 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Let freedom reign indeed. Rain hamburgers and budweiser that is. I can't stop
User avatar #6602 to #6601 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Nor should you
User avatar #6603 to #6602 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
I will for now, only because I'm out of ideas. Not that any were really original anyway, heh.
User avatar #6604 to #6603 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Well you're definitely in touch with the pulse of America at its most pure state.
User avatar #6605 to #6604 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
As are you. True blooded freedom loving 4 wheel riding Americans.
User avatar #6606 to #6605 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Twin M-16s mounted on my quad. Respect my rights, Obama.
#6562 to #6500 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
y u makin me jelly?   
   
If there is one thing that consistently sucks with my family it's that we always go to the same god damn places for vacation.  That's why I'm really hoping this Hawaii 			****		 happens this summer.  That's also why I'm glad I got the opportunity to go to London last year and finally experience something new.  WHATEVER.  When I'm a rich billionaire I'll go wherever I want.  That should only take a couple more years.
y u makin me jelly?

If there is one thing that consistently sucks with my family it's that we always go to the same god damn places for vacation. That's why I'm really hoping this Hawaii **** happens this summer. That's also why I'm glad I got the opportunity to go to London last year and finally experience something new. WHATEVER. When I'm a rich billionaire I'll go wherever I want. That should only take a couple more years.
User avatar #6563 to #6562 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I wish you luck. I want to go to London so bad. I want some ****** to go with, though. Some friends of mine are planning a trip to Iceland next year, so I want to go on that trip if it happens. Boink some jacked viking babes, you know brah?
User avatar #6564 to #6563 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Why do you have all these ambitious friends? Outside of I guess family vacations, no one I know goes anywhere. Well, I do have one friend who was planning on going to Moscow I guess. Don't think he's made it yet though. Russia sounds a bit scary currently though, so i dunno about that. Cold as **** too. I'd be down for Iceland though.
User avatar #6565 to #6564 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I'd love to go to Russia too. I dunno what the deal is there right now as far as tourism, but I want to go there at some point. I'd be happy to go almost anywhere as long as I don't die or get abducted or get some ****** disease.
User avatar #6566 to #6565 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
And those all seem quite possible at the moment lol. I think some places are safe for Americans though from what I've heard.

I'll go to Poland before I go to there though. Still eastern Europe and I can be amongst my people.
User avatar #6584 to #6566 - shibe (04/29/2015) [-]
can u take me to poland too
User avatar #6586 to #6584 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Only if you can fit in a pet case
User avatar #6587 to #6586 - shibe (04/29/2015) [-]
probably
User avatar #6589 to #6587 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Sounds good
User avatar #6567 to #6566 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Better stretch out those hamstrings before you go to get in shape for all that squatting you'll be doing.
User avatar #6569 to #6567 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TOILETS? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING?
#6571 to #6570 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
That's good
That's good
User avatar #6572 to #6571 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
It took me so long to notice that there's actually a baby in that picture. Ever since then, it's been even better.
User avatar #6573 to #6572 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Hahaha indeed. Now that's how to chill at a train stop
User avatar #6574 to #6573 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
The purses are also a nice touch. I hope to take a picture so glorious one day at a train station in eastern Europe.
User avatar #6575 to #6574 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
See, just add that to the list of reasons to go over there and chill it up. Such a marvelous land I tell you.
User avatar #6576 to #6575 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Are you speaking from experience? I don't need any more reasons than I already have. It looks screwy and stuff is probably cheap. I'll definitely get there some day.
User avatar #6577 to #6576 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
No experience, I can just feel it in my bones, you know. My people call to me.
User avatar #6578 to #6577 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
In their wacky nonsense language.
User avatar #6579 to #6578 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
He said as he downloaded 50 hours of Turkish music
User avatar #6580 to #6579 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Hey, i don't pretend they're any better. Their grammar is all backwards and **** .
User avatar #6581 to #6580 - ultrablue (04/29/2015) [-]
Hey, in music, they all sound pretty dang awesome.

Well... except Spanish. I rarely find a song with Spanish vocals that I think sounds good. I dunno why.
User avatar #6582 to #6581 - themagicwizard (04/29/2015) [-]
Shibe sent me some Polish post punk whatever he listens to, I can get down with that gibberish as well.

I feel the same way. I dunno what it is. It's just not an enjoyable language for music for me. French is great, Italian and Portuguese are ok. Not sure about Romanian, I don't think I've heard it sung. Spanish is the failure of romance languages for music.
User avatar #6542 to #6500 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
They'd probably think I'm even weirder then they already most likely do because I try to talk in English to them most of the time because I'm an asshole suburban white scrub
User avatar #6543 to #6542 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
You filthy gringo scum, I knew there was something I didn't like about you...
User avatar #6544 to #6543 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Remember all those times I was talking to you about spanish class and **** ? I have put almost none of it to use.
User avatar #6545 to #6544 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
lol, you dick. I should get back into Spanish this summer. I should do something useful. I should just do something...
User avatar #6546 to #6545 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Ugh no. Nightmares, mane. Nightmares.

Admittedly I'm exaggerating for the yucks. While at first I felt like a jerk cause I didn't even try to speak any spanish to them, I have been recently trying to implement some simple stuff here and there, and hopefully they don't respond with a whole speech on politics or something.

How about take a course on boating? That could come in handy when the world floods I think.
User avatar #6547 to #6546 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I have a boating license, got that contingency covered. I want to get scuba certified, so maybe that.
User avatar #6548 to #6547 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
**** , that'd be nice. I wanna go snorkeling as well. I haven't done any cool **** involving water/the ocean.
User avatar #6549 to #6548 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Snorkel has to be one of the funniest words ever. Leave it to the Germans, I guess.

I'm trying to convince some of my lame ass friends to come chill in Florida for a bit this summer. Hopefully there won't be sharks in the water all the time this year. What an inconvenience!
User avatar #6550 to #6549 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Are there usually sharks in Florida's waters? I haven't been. In fact I've only been to a few select beaches on the east coast. Usually it's just jellyfish, dolphins, and maybe a horseshoe crab or two.
User avatar #6551 to #6550 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, the world's largest shark migration passes right by it on the east coast.
User avatar #6553 to #6552 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I was there 2 years ago and like every day we went to the beach, there would be huge schools of fish flopping around so it looked like the water was boiling just a few yards off shore, so everyone was really suspicious of what was in there with them. I went in on a calm day and saw a little shark that was like 2 feet long just sitting there. I also swam in the fish schools when they weren't freaking out and it was pretty sweet.
User avatar #6554 to #6553 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
That sounds like fish rape. Did any go up your bathing suit?
User avatar #6555 to #6554 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
No, they were very respectful fish.
User avatar #6556 to #6555 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
I'm glad. Both sharks and rapey fish would completely ruin my vision of Florida beaches.

I just wanna go to some westcoast (one word so that ***** doesn't get another notification) beaches where the water is all clear and **** . Murky ass eastcoast water is alright, but it's just not that pretty.
User avatar #6557 to #6556 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Murky ass water is all I have ever known. Except for Hawaii, I think. I can't really remember, though. The murk has tainted my soul and memories.
User avatar #6558 to #6557 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Same here, sans even Hawaii. Though, there's talk that we MAY possible go there this summer. Or maybe like the Caribbean or somethin. I dunno. But yeah, i'm ready to see more than just the murk. The Murk sounds like a good song title lol.
User avatar #6559 to #6558 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Hawaii is awesome. I stayed in one of the spots where there were very few people, so it was even better. That was a while ago so it might have changed, but I'd bet it's still awesome.

You should go to Cuba.
User avatar #6560 to #6559 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
I really wanna go to Hawaii. Going with family would be cool, but I'd love to go with friends and just explore a bunch cause there's a lot of neat **** besides just the beaches. That sounds so ******* appealing right now, **** . I want.

Cuba... eh maybe. It sounds alright from my friend's talks about it, but I feel like other places are more appealing to me currently. I mean, I guess certain aspects of it are cool, but it's not on top of my lists of places to go to.
User avatar #6561 to #6560 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Cuba just for the novelty of going to Cuba.

I was little when I went so I just did little kid family stuff. We hiked to some cool spots with rock carvings and got one of the locals to give us an illegal tour of a sacred lava tube, though. That was pretty sweet. There was like a royal skeleton in there with offerings and stuff. I think that may have had an impact on who I am today. There were also neat tide pools with all kinds of tide pool dwelling animals.
User avatar #6521 to #6500 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Haha I think you showed me that before (the clarinet dude). He shreds.

But yes. Why do you think this is like one of the best songs ever? Bonobo - 'Black Sands'

Though, I think that's a soprano sax he's playing, not a clarinet. But **** it, it's close enough.
User avatar #6522 to #6521 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
>completely different instrument
>close enough

You really are a piece of work **** .

Definitely one of my favorite Bonobo songs, though. The first wind instrument sounds like it could be a clarinet, if that's what you're talking about.
User avatar #6523 to #6522 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Don't question my knowledge of instruments, ***** . I was in middle school band. I know everything.

It's close enough because they do sound similar, and they look kinda similar too (the sax is gold colored doe). The only reason I know the hornist (lol) plays it is because there are live videos of him with it. I think... I just look up a vid of black sands live and he is playing clarinet, but I swear to god I've seen him playing a soprano sax too.

Anyway, bottom line is shut up, you nincompoop.
User avatar #6524 to #6523 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
They still sound different, you arse muncher. I swear to god I'll kick your ass one day...
User avatar #6527 to #6526 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
I saw this earlier to day and thought of you. I passed by a Kabob place while driving, and it was called something like "Kabob Blah blah" I don't remember, but the tagline underneath was "Halal Meat."

I laughed
User avatar #6529 to #6528 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
SHUT UP
User avatar #6530 to #6529 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I'M NOT IGNORANT ENOUGH TO GET THE FUNNY
#6531 to #6530 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
That word makes me think of this picture which in turn made me think of you ALRIGHT GOSH DARN
User avatar #6533 to #6531 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Next time I pass a halal cart in NYC, I'll stop and say a prayer for you. But I won't get anything because I'm not paying $8 for chicken on a stick from a street vendor.
User avatar #6534 to #6533 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Good. I hear street meat is supremely bowel movement inducing.
User avatar #6535 to #6534 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I haven't had that problem myself. I think a friend of mine has, but he's always been suspiciously unlucky. He must worship some pagan idol or something.
User avatar #6536 to #6535 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Pagan idol? You mean Santa???? That old, fat pervert?
User avatar #6537 to #6536 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
There's a good chance. He does seem like a jolly sort, now that you mention it...
User avatar #6538 to #6537 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Sounds like it's time to introduce some Omar into his life.
User avatar #6539 to #6538 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I already have, I don't know what he made of it though. I've successfully gotten my Lebanese friend to like Omar. Still working on getting him to put it on the playlist for the restaurant he works at.
User avatar #6540 to #6539 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
I should convince the cooks at my work to play some Omar instead of the hispanic/latino music they bump all the time.
User avatar #6541 to #6540 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Do it, that would make it interesting. Those never ending keyboard solos.
User avatar #6532 to #6531 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
HEHEHEAUHIAUEUEIAHUIUIHFAIHEUGAIHFSGKFJKJBFNSKJBKJVKJVSBPOUPR

I'm glad I'm making an impact on your life.
User avatar #6502 to #6501 - themagicwizard (04/25/2015) [-]
loling at the Death Grips and Haxan Cloak samples in track 2
User avatar #6503 to #6502 - ultrablue (04/25/2015) [-]
I wouldn't even have known. More like Death ***** and Haxan Poke. heeeh
User avatar #6504 to #6503 - themagicwizard (04/25/2015) [-]
WHO'S THAT SAMPLÉMON!!!!!!!
User avatar #6505 to #6504 - ultrablue (04/25/2015) [-]
It's dying children!
#6507 to #6506 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
3 days later! I think that must be a new record
User avatar #6508 to #6507 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
I was tempted to drop this conversation and pick it up in 4 days just now.
User avatar #6510 to #6509 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
But I'm still here 4 u bb
#6511 to #6510 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
**ultrablue used "*roll picture*"**
**ultrablue rolled image**

I hope my trust isn't misplaced
User avatar #6512 to #6511 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Come on, I'm a trustworthy gu- uhh...

What's up?
User avatar #6513 to #6512 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Hahaaaaaaaaaaa yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhh.... you almost fibber

Nothing much. Just listening to this new rap album that just dropped at midnight. Sup with you
User avatar #6514 to #6513 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Well it sounds like you're really on the ball over there.

Listening to some Bonobo from way back in 2010. So ready to get these finals over with. I've just gone into full on slack mode and I've been listening to music and watching cartoons all day. I had a good ol' These New Puritans marathon earlier listening to all of their studio albums back to back. They're such a great progression of style.
User avatar #6515 to #6514 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
Model student over here. I'm trying to forget that feeling of end of semester blues. Sounds like you got an alright remedy though. I still haven't heard a full TNP album other than Field of Reeds, though I will eventually check out another. Probably the one before Field of Reeds. Is that called Pyramids or something?
User avatar #6516 to #6515 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Their first one is Beat Pyramid, the middle one is Hidden.
User avatar #6517 to #6516 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlright

Well, one of those I guess. Hidden is like really loud and heavy right? I've checked out the itunes previews a few times.
User avatar #6518 to #6517 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
Yeah, some of the tracks have a really heavy vibe, but it's also kind of a middle ground between Beat Pyramid and Field of Reeds. You'll definitely hear it if you listen to Beat Pyramid too. Lots of great bassoon stuff or whatever instrument that is that they're so fond of.
User avatar #6519 to #6518 - ultrablue (04/28/2015) [-]
AND CLARINETS TOO??? You have no idea how much I love clarinets in contemporary music. There need to be more. In fact, every band/artist should have at least 5 songs with clarinet in them.
User avatar #6520 to #6519 - themagicwizard (04/28/2015) [-]
These New Puritans - Canticle [Hidden] There might be, I bet there are. Dont take my word for it though, I'm not a professional clarinet identifier.

Ivo Papazov - Dance of the Falcon, Kaba zurna Here's a Bulgarian dude ripping it apart on the clarinet.

I agree, by the way.
User avatar #6467 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
I felt like playing Dasstiny for the first time in a couple months, then I start it up and I had to download this big homosexual update.
User avatar #6488 to #6467 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
Did you ever like this at all? orangemilkrecords.bandcamp.com/album/epitaph

I mentioned you (and shib) in a comment on the music board a couple weeks ago about it but I never got your opinion on it.
#6489 to #6488 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Nah, I'm never going to
User avatar #6491 to #6490 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
I know I saw it somewhere a while before you posted it. I listened to one or 2 tracks and I liked it. I'll check out the rest of that malarkey tomorrow, I promise.
User avatar #6492 to #6491 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
T-tell me you waaant meee iiiin yooour liiiiife
User avatar #6493 to #6492 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Something tells me that all of you wants all of me to listen to that album.
User avatar #6494 to #6493 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
The only thing that keeps me from driving this car, half-light, jack knife into that canyon at night is the fact that you might listen to that album
User avatar #6496 to #6494 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
*rest, not sleep. **** . I'm not the divine lyricist that Sufjan is.
User avatar #6499 to #6496 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
You poor poor illiterate soul...
User avatar #6495 to #6494 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Well I'm drawn to my bed. The thought of a good night's sleep. Now, now will this happen. Now, now will this happen.
User avatar #6497 to #6495 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
I should have known better. Nothing can be changed. themagicwizard is still themagicwizard.
User avatar #6498 to #6497 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
No reason to live.
User avatar #6468 to #6467 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
lol that's why I can't play it anymore. My feeble 360 hard drive couldn't all their ******* huge planet sized updates.
User avatar #6469 to #6468 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Bingle dun ****** up on this one
User avatar #6470 to #6469 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
I thought briefly about buying it for my One, but I don't really feel like shelling out another $60 for the same game with better graphics
User avatar #6471 to #6470 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
The price will drop eventually, if you still have interest in it. Being years behind the hype is awesome for singleplayer games.
User avatar #6472 to #6471 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
I mean, I had fun while playing before. So possibly down the road, sure. But I have so many games I haven't even played yet at the moment that I'm not really worried about it.
User avatar #6473 to #6472 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Same, If I get an Assbox One eventually, I might get it for that too if it's really cheap. Still squeezing all the fun out of Reach at the moment. RIP in peace, Bungie Halo games.
User avatar #6474 to #6473 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
lol I played a bit of the Halo 5 beta that came out awhile back at my friends house. It was.... kind of odd honestly. I feel like they're getting more Call of Duty (at least in the multiplayer) with every release.
User avatar #6475 to #6474 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Halo 4's multiplayer was definitely still enjoyable, especially the big team gametypes. Those maps are great, but it definitely felt different. Even though Reach added armor abilities, it still really felt like traditional Halo multiplayer. I played Halo 3 online last week and it was still great. There were only a couple hundred people total still playing it when I was online.
User avatar #6476 to #6475 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
I like Halo 4 multiplayer, and some of the maps are pretty good, but some were really ******* annoying, and I hate the voting aspect because everyone always votes for the same few **** maps.

I like the power ups in Reach; jetpacking 24/7. Reach is definitely great, no qualms with that game. I should play the campaign again soon, I only played through it twice. Same with Halo 4 actually.

The first 3 games are classic though and I've played those campaigns a million times.
User avatar #6477 to #6476 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, I only played the Halo 4 campaign once. It was fun but the story felt pretty overblown. Reach's campaign is another really strong one, Bungie definitely did a good job with it. It had a different feel though, very tragic. Those poor fictional characters

Some of the map choices for Halo 4's playlists were just wrong. There was that one map for SWAT that was like 6x too big. Everyone votes for the same maps in Reach too. I don't know why they ever gave any say to the players in picking maps, PEOPLE JUST **** EVERYTHING UP!!!!!

You can do online co-op with Halo 3's campaign I think. Y-you interested?
User avatar #6478 to #6477 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
Halo 4's story is definitely not that memorable. It's also very muddled and yes, overblown I agree. They just tried to add all this new odd stuff that was all complicated and I was just like "k."

I'm down for that. I just need to renew my gold first lol. Actually I do have a 14 day trial I could use I suppose. I also need to get a little table for my 360 since the stand I have my tv and consoles on is now too full for another console without obstructing the screen. The firstest of world problems.
User avatar #6479 to #6478 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
I'm on my second free month of gold. I'm such a leech. I have 2 accounts and I haven't used either of them in so long that Microsoft felt compelled to offer each of them a free month to try out gold. This one runs out the 18th of next month. I might just renew it after that though, I dunno.

I wish I was as first world as you. I'm running low on space for game cases, but that's about it. I don't see that problem growing significantly worse in the near future anyway.
User avatar #6480 to #6479 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
Same here. Like I said, too many games I haven't even played yet. Xbox One games, Wii U games, steam games, hell, I still have one of two 360 games I haven't played/beaten yet.

You should get an Assplox Pun at some point though, cause I wanna get GTAV soon and we can play it online then. God I really wanna play that game. I loved GTAIV and I never got 5 because I knew my hard drive didn't have the memory to play it, so now that I have the Cox Sun I can finally get that **** . MMMMMMMM.
User avatar #6481 to #6480 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Maybe, I don't really feel like dropping a couple hundred on a ********* One right now, but I might feel differently if I can get some dolo rolling in soon.

I've never owned a GTA game or played one for more than a couple minutes. Seems entertaining though.
User avatar #6482 to #6481 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
They are really ******* fun. Honestly, I feel like you would love it. Especially playing online in free mode. Literally some of my favorite times with GTAIV were just ******* around online with my friends in free mode. It was like when we were ******* around in Destiny that one time except x 50.
User avatar #6484 to #6483 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the whale

pls

no

pls
User avatar #6485 to #6484 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
On an unrelated note, you might be down with this tasty little ditty
www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_jwv2QMtAo
User avatar #6486 to #6485 - ultrablue (04/24/2015) [-]
I was gonna say "oh you showed me this already" but that's only half true. I believe you played a song from that on a radio show awhile back and I added it to my notepad doc.

Suffice to say, I do really like this. A lot.
User avatar #6487 to #6486 - themagicwizard (04/24/2015) [-]
Good ol' minimalism.

I remember that, I think I also played a song by Tim Hecker that uses a piano riff by him.
User avatar #6412 - themagicwizard (03/31/2015) [-]
I made it. I'm checking out bits from the other soundtrack nominees. They all seem fairly run of the mill. I'd definitely put Interstellar and The Grand Budapest Hotel ahead of the rest. The imitation Game soundtrack was also by the same guy who did GBH, but it's not nearly as unique.
User avatar #6459 to #6412 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
LOL, the timing and argument are so great that I can't even argue back. Mayhew Paraguay.... HHAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

He stayed there because he was holding out hope that they'd come back though, right? If it meant that or the end of the human race/world I might do the same. Well, perhaps not, but he was a good man and I'm not so it makes sense, yeah?

Anyway, listen to this, just cause. I feel like more people should know about it. Maybe you'll like it, maybe not. I dunt fookin no.

Oceana- Wool God

Oceana - Joy
User avatar #6461 to #6459 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, but Mango McFaraday asked him why he didn't just wait it out in stasis.

Listening
User avatar #6462 to #6461 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Did he? lol, I'll have to watch it again to see what his answer was to that. Good old Misha Milsap.
User avatar #6463 to #6462 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I was reading about the original script for Interstellar that was presented to Steven Spielberg. It didn't have any dumb betrayal by Matt Damon, his character didn't even exist. Instead, Marco Malady and the others went down under the ice of the ice planet and found Chinese robots that they had to fight. There was also some serious biological activity going on on that planet. The ice shell was actually huge colonies of little crystal creatures gathering sunlight for energy or something like that. Seems pretty rad.

These songs ain't too bad. Have you ever listened to Kasabian? You might like them. I dunno. Not sure if they even sound that similar, I just thought of them for some reason.
User avatar #6464 to #6463 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Well some of that sounds cool. The crystal creatures. The robots sounds kind of dumb though. I mean lol, maybe you could say Matt Damon being an asshole is unnecessary and silly, but come on, he gets the **** blasted out of him. That part's great!

Kasabian sounds pretty cool from what I'm previewing now. Not really like Oceana (now Polyenso actually). More straight up rocky and a bit more catchy/poppy. Almost a little Gorillaz-ish maybe? Maybe that's just the Britishness I'm hearing lol.

I've seen a few people compare Oceana/Polyenso to Radiohead actually. Dunno how accurate that is since I still haven't listened to much Radiohead... yet at least. But they used to be a hardcore screamy band, then they got a little more tame, and then they made the EP that those songs are on, solidifying their new sound. It's quite a departure, but a good one. I've been meaning to check out their full length as Polyenso for awhile now, so I may do that later this week and share my opinion on it.
User avatar #6465 to #6464 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Yeah, the Chinese robots do sound silly. I did like the crystal creatures though. It reminded me of one of those 90s speculative alien things. One of them actually had a part about crystalline organisms. It was cool. Anyway, goodnight.
User avatar #6466 to #6465 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Nighters
User avatar #6460 to #6459 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
I only meant to put one song, but I couldn't decide which. Anyway, there's two I guess.
User avatar #6433 to #6412 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
The board is set.

The pieces are moving...
#6434 to #6433 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I found them, but they don't really capture the LotR quality of the spot at all. Here's a picture of a tree with eyes.
User avatar #6435 to #6434 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Eye of Sauron? Close enough

There's a tree with testicles near my house.
User avatar #6436 to #6435 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
There's a tree with a butthole I took a picture of like 4 years ago. I have no idea where the picture of it is, but I'll never forget it.
User avatar #6437 to #6436 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
God bless trees with private parts. I'll try to take a picture of testicle tree for you. Luckily I know exactly where it is.
User avatar #6438 to #6437 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I'll get another shot of the sphincter tree whenever I'm back in CO. That state really just has the most memorable trees.
#6443 to #6438 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
The most memorable treeesss? LOL I GET IT

But no really, sounds like it had the most memorable everything.
User avatar #6444 to #6443 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
That wasn't even a lolweed420blazeitydontusmokeitsgood joke, but hell, I'll take credit for it because that's hilarious.
#6445 to #6444 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
**ultrablue used "*roll picture*"**
**ultrablue rolled image**

I know but it was still funny. You're just so funny you don't even have to try anymore.
User avatar #6446 to #6445 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Lol, it actually happens pretty regularly. I'll make a joke, someone will interpret it in a different way than I meant, then I just roll with it. It's like the universe is bending itself to make me funny.
User avatar #6447 to #6446 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Go do stand up. Talk about whatever you feel like. Crowd goes wild. You take a bow to roses at your feet. You leave. You stay up all night, bewildered, wondering what the **** was so funny.
User avatar #6448 to #6447 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Sounds like the premise for a pretty good video short.
User avatar #6449 to #6448 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
LOL I'll get to writing it. I haven't written anything in far too long. I'm not devoid of ideas, just devoid of motivation and work ethic. I'll just add this to my pile of story ideas. Thanks for the inspiration.
User avatar #6451 to #6449 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Do one where that just happens to some guy in every aspect of his life. People just assume everything about him and he never has to actually do anything, and just gets praise all the time for stuff he didn't do/intend.
User avatar #6453 to #6451 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
That's also good. Probably better, since the other might have to involve more humor and I'm not sure how adept I am at writing humor/
User avatar #6450 to #6449 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Well you did all the work, but sure, no problem.
User avatar #6452 to #6450 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
I must always thank the impetus for my ideas.

Anyway enough of that. I got the new Sufjan the other night. Listened to it a few times already. It's pretty feely. I still haven't like, sat down with the lyrics in front of me or anything in a calm environment with no distractions yet. First impressions are good though. I guess I'm not quite ready to break the tissues out yet. Well... I am, I just haven't gotten the opportunity to yet heh.
User avatar #6454 to #6452 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I've only listened to it once so far, but I was feeling it. Surfman's got a lot of feelings. This seemed like his most intimate one, though.
User avatar #6455 to #6454 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
It's been awhile since I've gotten something new that was quality sad but also with lyrics. I was trying to think after listening to it what I think might be the saddest album with singing/lyrics I've ever heard was. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea might be my answer. Maybe it's a cliche or dumb anser or whatever, but something about that album... a lot of it touches me for some reason.
User avatar #6456 to #6455 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I've never listened to it, but I'll be sure to on one of these rainy, depressing early spring days.
User avatar #6457 to #6456 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Really, you haven't? DANG YO. Well, behind all it's infamous internet memedon, it's actually a very good album. If you like fuzzy distortion folk music that is.
User avatar #6458 to #6457 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I listened to a bit of one song from it in my friend's car like 2 years ago or something. It seemed nice.

I wish I had some quality sad music to share, but I don't think I do. So I'll just criticize Interstellar some more. It seemed so uneventful when they got back from the black hole planet and the black guy was old. What was his deal anyway? Why did he just sit there for over 20 years? Mayhew Paraguay even asked him but I don't remember him giving any sort of answer that made sense.
User avatar #6413 to #6412 - ultrablue (03/31/2015) [-]
ultrablue is the samrtest
User avatar #6414 to #6413 - themagicwizard (03/31/2015) [-]
u's a fuccboi is wat u is
#6415 to #6414 - ultrablue (03/31/2015) [-]
dude, lik, fuk u
#6418 to #6417 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
oh lawdy, this album
User avatar #6419 to #6418 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Why don't you tell me about it, bb
#6420 to #6419 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Tim Hecker - Studio Suicide, 1980 [HD AUDIO] There was a ton of fog rolling through today, so I thought it would be perfect for some Tim Hecker. I put that on and took pictures at the lake. **** was beyond cash.
User avatar #6421 to #6420 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
I'm jelly. I haven't had a good "music as a perfect backdrop for environment" moment in awhile.

That's a great picture too, looks like it could be an album cover even.
#6422 to #6421 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
I suggested to my friends that we use it as the cover for the black metal album we keep joking about making.

I got a bunch of good ones, definitely a great opportunity for some moody shots.
User avatar #6423 to #6422 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Send it to Tim Hecker and have him make an album inspired by the shots. Cha-ching!

Is that ice? Is it still cold enough for ice up there?
#6424 to #6423 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Today was 50-something. The lake freezes usually almost a foot thick during the winter, so it takes its sweet time melting. It still gets below freezing at night some nights so it'll probably still be a couple weeks before it's all gone.
#6425 to #6424 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
That stinks, bra.  It was in the mid 70s all day today here
That stinks, bra. It was in the mid 70s all day today here
#6426 to #6425 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Wow u ****** fag. FDR was also the worst president. **** you.
User avatar #6439 to #6426 - shibe (04/04/2015) [-]
THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL PEICTURES
User avatar #6442 to #6439 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ULTRABLUE YOU RUINED IT

thanks mane
User avatar #6427 to #6426 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
Don't you call FDR a fag while simultaneously posting LotR-esque pictures at me, punk.
User avatar #6428 to #6427 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
HE WAS A FAG!!! YOU'RE BOTH FAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just reminded me of this LotR-ass swamp area in the woods around here. I have some pictures of that too, somewhere.
User avatar #6429 to #6428 - ultrablue (04/04/2015) [-]
You sound like shibe shouting like that. hahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I want to see them. You know LotR stuff gets me hard.
User avatar #6440 to #6429 - shibe (04/04/2015) [-]
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
User avatar #6430 to #6429 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Uhh... I feel a bit uncomfortable sharing them now for some reason...
#6432 to #6431 - themagicwizard (04/04/2015) [-]
Minas Morgul beacon in NYC

Nevr 5get.
User avatar #6401 to #6400 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Chilling and **** , listening to music.

lol, I was literally just thinking about you briefly earlier, so this is pretty interesting that you decided to message me tonight. Sup with you?
#6402 to #6401 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Leave tomorrow for final range before deployment

pretty sure I'm going to get shot with friendly fire
User avatar #6403 to #6402 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Damn. Sounds scary. Where you being deployed to?
#6404 to #6403 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Basically I'm going on a ship and will go where they need me. However we'll probably go to Yemen if **** gets worse
User avatar #6405 to #6404 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Well, wherever you end up, stay safe. Hopefully things pass by quickly and you can get the **** out of danger's way.
#6406 to #6405 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
Saying that to a grunt is like saying I hope nothing bad happens to animals to a veterinarian
User avatar #6407 to #6406 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
lol, what would you like me to say?
User avatar #6408 to #6407 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
You better REKT so haji babis before you come back bitch
User avatar #6409 to #6408 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
You better REKT so haji babis before you come back bitch
User avatar #6410 to #6409 - ecov (03/25/2015) [-]
damn straight bitch

hey brb me and my boy must feed
User avatar #6353 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Listening to Diamond Mine right now, it's putting me in a sufficiently solemn mood to listen to Zurueck
User avatar #6376 to #6353 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
It honestly wouldn't be that much different from when you play ******* JFK speeches and talks about the Chesapeake Bay and whatever else in the background of music playing on your radio show.
User avatar #6377 to #6376 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Just that combination of emotional ambient music and black dudes yelling is like the perfect mix
User avatar #6378 to #6377 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
I can smell the Grammy already
#6383 to #6382 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
You son of a bitch
#6385 to #6384 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
You absolute, unrepentant turd
User avatar #6387 to #6386 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Well ain't this the nicest little diddy I ever did hear?
User avatar #6388 to #6387 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
It's the song on that album that I said sounds a little woobish. It's good **** , I might have to give it to you so we can bond, son.
User avatar #6390 to #6388 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
Actually it's probably uploaded somewhere by now.
Shlohmo - Ode 2 Tha Whip
User avatar #6391 to #6390 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Has there ever been a better song title? ****** sweet. Song too. It's really Boardsy sounding. I dunno why, but I get reminiscent vibes of BoC from it. vibes is becoming one of my most used words btw Is the rest of the new album similar?
User avatar #6392 to #6391 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I'd say this is more chilled out than what's on Dark Red. This one's an exclusive B-side to a single, so it's not on it.
User avatar #6393 to #6392 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Right yeah I remember you telling me that.

So should I listen to it or should I trust the shibers that it sucks? lol
User avatar #6394 to #6393 - themagicwizard (03/25/2015) [-]
Once again, shibe's a big ol' turd and you should never listen to him about anything. Unless you're looking for slavic post-punk, which he's apparently the master of.
User avatar #6395 to #6394 - ultrablue (03/25/2015) [-]
Aye aye, captain!
User avatar #6389 to #6388 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
I got that Shlohmo single too, I still need to rip that if you want it. I haven't actually listened to it yet either.
User avatar #6354 to #6353 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
Do it, bro. Just stay away from nooses and razors while doing so.
User avatar #6355 to #6354 - themagicwizard (03/24/2015) [-]
None of those things are within arm's reach right now, so I think I'm good.
User avatar #6356 to #6355 - ultrablue (03/24/2015) [-]
God speed. At least keep a box of tissues close by. Or be prepared to stain your shirt sleeve with tears.