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#31 - Going to bed now, night night!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on greatevilbeast's profile 0
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#3373 - Comment 07/07/2013 on 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ... 0
#3306 - I love you too 07/07/2013 on 10,000 COMMENTS and FJ... 0
#80 - I don't really want to imagine that.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on LotR Facts Part 2 0
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#29 - Oh right, he lived 120 years in the fourth age, i see. 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts 0
#28 - Source?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts 0
User avatar #30 - galgawine (07/07/2013) [-]
Read... the return of the king by j.r.r. Tolkien... it was the year 120 FA though maybe that's what your thinking of
#63 - Maybe I should read that part again, i probably skipped half t… 07/07/2013 on LotR Facts Part 2 0
#61 - He was cool and all and a pimp with a sexy ass elven wife, but…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2013 on LotR Facts Part 2 0
User avatar #62 - foelkera (07/07/2013) [-]
Bitch, you don't complain about Tom Bombadil singing. That singing is what keeps everything around him alive - the trees might see someone coming towards them and think, "Hey, let's put that guy on our list of shit to fuck up today." Ten they hear singing, and they stand the fuck still and let him pass. Even the goddamn trees know not to cross Tom Bombadil if they value their lives.
User avatar #63 - ultimoz (07/07/2013) [-]
Maybe I should read that part again, i probably skipped half the book purely from songs..
#23 - No he was 87. He was 120 when he died during the fourth age.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts 0
User avatar #27 - galgawine (07/07/2013) [-]
210 actually
User avatar #29 - ultimoz (07/07/2013) [-]
Oh right, he lived 120 years in the fourth age, i see.
User avatar #28 - ultimoz (07/07/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #30 - galgawine (07/07/2013) [-]
Read... the return of the king by j.r.r. Tolkien... it was the year 120 FA though maybe that's what your thinking of
#22 - Frodo was actually 50 when he left the shire to destroy the ring.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/07/2013 on Lord of the Ring Facts 0
#255 - conradthethird (07/07/2013) [-]
The lotr trading cards said he was 50 i believe
#242 - anonymous (07/07/2013) [-]
my best friend's mother-in-law makes $64/hour on the computer. She has been unemployed for eight months but last month her payment was $13639 just working on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more [url deleted]
User avatar #45 - jaigurudevaom (07/07/2013) [-]
I thought he was 33? Because thats when you're basically an adult in hobbit years, and Pippin was 29
User avatar #63 - tigersstripes (07/07/2013) [-]
No, 33 when Bilbo left on his 111'th birthday.
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#457 - jingleforth (05/23/2013) [-]
Never contact me under any circumstance again.

Now am blocking you on Steam, Facebook and FunnyJunk.

Feel free to kill yourself while you're at it, faggot.
User avatar #623 to #457 - mountaindewkie (07/12/2013) [-]
What even happened?
User avatar #624 to #623 - jingleforth (07/12/2013) [-]
what?
User avatar #625 to #624 - mountaindewkie (07/12/2013) [-]
With Ultimoz and you
User avatar #626 to #625 - jingleforth (07/12/2013) [-]
He's exceedingly good at irritating me. Was his friend, but there are times where the guy is just a ******* fag.

So, I decided to depart with 'em.
User avatar #627 to #626 - mountaindewkie (07/12/2013) [-]
And whose information did he let out like someone he knew?
User avatar #629 to #627 - zomitlu (07/24/2013) [-]
He let out the information of the guy that you're talking to. Jingleforth was using a fake account at the time "Greatevilbeast".
User avatar #628 to #627 - jingleforth (07/12/2013) [-]
No clue.
#459 to #458 - creepypastaupload (05/23/2013) [-]
BTW, it's happening. I'll tell all your lovely friends all about this whole **** involving Martin.

Ait?
User avatar #455 - jingleforth (05/20/2013) [-]
Big ******* storms passing through, EXTREME winds, I think there's a ******* tornado funnel over my house.

Oh **** , there's going to be more.
User avatar #630 to #455 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
Quit harassing me
User avatar #631 to #630 - jingleforth (08/09/2013) [-]
Dude, shut the **** up.
User avatar #632 to #631 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
u wot
User avatar #634 to #633 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
Why did you block me?

What did I do to you
User avatar #636 to #635 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
:'(
User avatar #638 to #637 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #639 to #638 - jingleforth (08/09/2013) [-]
I'll add you again if you can get the brass balls achievement on bioshock using only plasmids/wrench.
User avatar #640 to #639 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
How do I prove it to you?
User avatar #641 to #640 - jingleforth (08/09/2013) [-]
get the achievement and screen cap
User avatar #643 to #641 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
I got 1999 mode without buying jack **** from the dollar bill machines though
User avatar #644 to #643 - jingleforth (08/09/2013) [-]
Cool.

I'm working on beating Hard with a wrench again. It's pretty cool. Haven't died so far.
User avatar #645 to #644 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
Nice, where you at?
User avatar #646 to #645 - jingleforth (08/09/2013) [-]
going to arcadia right now.
User avatar #647 to #646 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
Awesome
User avatar #642 to #641 - zomitlu (08/09/2013) [-]
No chieves on PC Biocock
User avatar #456 to #455 - ultimoz (05/20/2013) [-]
lel good luck m8
User avatar #453 to #452 - jingleforth (05/17/2013) [-]

Diameter of can (cm) Circumference of Can (cm)Circumference ÷ Diameter
1 4.35 15.4 3.5
2 5 19 3.8
3 3.8 13.4 3.52
4 2 12.1 6
5 5.3 21 3.96
#445 - jingleforth (05/13/2013) [-]
YOU GONNA SMELL DEZE BALLS
#447 to #446 - jingleforth (05/13/2013) [-]
Not watching the movie

This is why I don't do nice things for you, you ******* cop out
User avatar #448 to #447 - ultimoz (05/13/2013) [-]
I'm watching it. I've got Funnyjunk put in a seperate window on the side.
Chihiro got a job and changed her name to Sen. See, das how far I'm in. 43 mins
#449 to #448 - jingleforth (05/13/2013) [-]
Not being fully immersed in the movie   
   
No more movies from me, Frank.
Not being fully immersed in the movie

No more movies from me, Frank.
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User avatar #442 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Ultimoz: Fapping to your little loli dreams
Ultimoz: Good luck m8
Ultimoz: You'll die alone with your nonexistant 9 inch dick
Ultimoz: After killing the first child you try to ****
Ultimoz: Fine, i'll do the honours

Lel
#427 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Green Eyes
Dark brown hair
Over 6 ft
White
Middle class
Bumpy nose master race
Above average dick size
Defined, with potential to become very muscular

Holy **** feels good to be superior
User avatar #428 to #427 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Brown Eyes
Blonde/Brown hair
Just under 6 ft
White
Middle Class
Bumpy nose master race
Average dick size
Defined, with potential to become very muscular

Holy **** feels good to be normal
#429 to #428 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
There's no way in **** you have a bumpy nose

btw, brown eyes are **** .
User avatar #430 to #429 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
My nose is slightly bumped, m8
#431 to #430 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
This is what a bumpy nose is you fag, I'll post my nose in a min. Hold on
User avatar #432 to #431 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
K fne
User avatar #433 to #432 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Never mind, phone isn't working.

www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2013699/There-14-types-nose--your s.html
which one be yours
User avatar #434 to #433 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Sengoku Nose
User avatar #435 to #434 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Man

Bumpy noses are ******* sweet on guys

Big, and unique enough to be defining. But not too big as to be like "Woah, look out, ******* Goldsteinburg over here."
User avatar #436 to #435 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Im telling you ****** , my nose is like the picture you posted.
User avatar #437 to #436 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
So you have a bumpy nose then?
User avatar #438 to #437 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Yep
User avatar #440 to #438 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Nyeh, except for your brown eyes.
#439 to #438 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Welcome to the master race club, my friend.
We have the superior genes.

Feels good

Feels really good.

#441 to #439 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Yay im master race for something now :3
#415 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
READ THE SPOILERS



WHY
#417 to #415 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
I'm doing the last question for your report guv
User avatar #419 to #416 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
The only other time I read spoilers was during the chapter 700 release. ******* ruined it for me big time.

And chapter 700 was a HUGE one so ****
User avatar #420 to #419 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Which Arc was that?
User avatar #421 to #420 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
End of punk hazard
User avatar #422 to #421 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Ah, okay.
#423 to #422 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
THE PAIN   
   
chapter tomorrow won't be as jizz inducing
THE PAIN

chapter tomorrow won't be as jizz inducing
User avatar #424 to #423 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Stop spoiling it plz

Is it still the big fight thing?
User avatar #425 to #424 - jingleforth (05/07/2013) [-]
Eh, you'll see.
It was just a big one
User avatar #426 to #425 - ultimoz (05/07/2013) [-]
Look on your profile, i finished the thing
User avatar #403 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
I need your help with an assignment.

It's over the hobbit
User avatar #404 to #403 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #405 to #404 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Identify the title and author
2. Summarize the book
3. Include at least 2 quotes from the book and explain why you feel the quotes are important to the overall theme, plot, or characters
4. Provide a review of the book and whether you would recommend it or not to others

I chose the Hobbit

PLS HELP ME ANSWER DESE QUESTIONS nig
User avatar #408 to #405 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
First two

1. The Hobbit - J.R.R Tolkien
2. A Hobbit from Middle Earth is taken on a life changing journey by a peculiar old wizard named Gandalf the Grey and 13 Dwarves who are lead by Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thrain, son of Thror. They encounter countless perils along the way on a journey to reclaim the Dwarven city of Erebor.
User avatar #409 to #408 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
****

A Hobbit named Bilbo Baggins*
#411 to #409 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Thanks

my problem is the quotes

Even 2 ******* quotes is kicking my nuts
User avatar #406 to #405 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
wtf okay why did you pick the hobbit
User avatar #407 to #406 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Couldn't think of anything else
User avatar #410 to #407 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
I got to go now but use these quotes
www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/1540236-the-hobbit
I'll review it tomorrow. When does it have to be completed?
User avatar #412 to #410 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
by friday
User avatar #413 to #412 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
I'll review it tomorrow then. Use those quotes (or i could do it tomorrow)

See ya.
User avatar #414 to #413 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Alright, cyaaaaaaaaa
User avatar #393 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
When are you going to turn 14?
User avatar #395 to #393 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Why do you want to know, buster.
User avatar #396 to #395 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Because I want to know when you'll stop being such a casual.
User avatar #398 to #396 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
My birthday is this year.
User avatar #399 to #398 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
when will you turn 14?
User avatar #402 to #399 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Yes, I've lied to you this whole time. I've been keeping a secret persona and my real name is Marcos Phillips and I'm from New Zealand.
#401 to #399 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
******					, I turned 14 12 years ago, 						******					 you on?
****** , I turned 14 12 years ago, ****** you on?
User avatar #400 to #399 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
This year.
User avatar #397 to #396 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Lmao.
#368 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Don't send me your faggot PM's, *******
User avatar #390 to #389 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Too late
User avatar #369 to #368 - ultimoz (05/05/2013) [-]
Wtf I didn't

btw merry died, sadder than choppers past imo
#370 to #369 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Implying you didn't.   
   
Lel   
   
Don't act innocent, you know you sent me all kinds of mean PM's.   
   
No worries   
   
Reported you to fj for harassment. They're gonna get you
Implying you didn't.

Lel

Don't act innocent, you know you sent me all kinds of mean PM's.

No worries

Reported you to fj for harassment. They're gonna get you
#371 to #370 - ultimoz (05/05/2013) [-]
Show me where I pmed you, faggot. You just said that cause you missed me, crawling back like the bitch you are. Imma go to sleep now, night fag
#372 to #371 - jingleforth (05/05/2013) [-]
Pages 3-6 were even more of your ******** .
User avatar #373 to #372 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Thats the ****** you told me about that wanted you to kill him. ******* faggot
User avatar #374 to #373 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Irrelevant you faggot.
User avatar #375 to #374 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
lmao, nice use of Inspect Element. Prove that 3 - 6 are my " ******** "
#376 to #375 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
How about you go 						****					 yourself
How about you go **** yourself
#377 to #376 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Is that it, is that all you gotta say?
Is that it, is that all you gotta say?
User avatar #378 to #377 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Autism is a disorder of neural development characterized by impaired social interaction and communication, and by restricted and repetitive behavior.
User avatar #379 to #378 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
******** is a disorder of faggotry development characterised by impaired common decency and morality, and by restricted and repetitive insults.
#380 to #379 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
stfu and stop replying   
   
Or else   
   
it will   
   
happen
stfu and stop replying

Or else

it will

happen
User avatar #381 to #380 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh god no.

NOT IT

ITS NOT LIKE YOU'VE THREATENED ME BEFORE AND NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

Seriously though, you're a huge ****** .
User avatar #382 to #381 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Implying I can't make it happen.
User avatar #383 to #382 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
You never did so why the **** should I worry?
User avatar #384 to #383 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
Keep talking and it WILL happen
User avatar #386 to #385 - jingleforth (05/06/2013) [-]
K, love you
User avatar #387 to #386 - ultimoz (05/06/2013) [-]
love you too bby c8ks
#365 - jingleforth (05/02/2013) [-]
Close to 4ft wide. And the length is a bit bigger than width.
User avatar #366 to #365 - ultimoz (05/02/2013) [-]
Noyce
#356 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Khanate's ******* incredible.

Want to hear some of their songs?
User avatar #359 to #358 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Is this scary **** ?
User avatar #360 to #359 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Nah, it's just music mane
User avatar #362 to #360 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
wtf dis is weird
sounds like screamer
User avatar #363 to #362 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
I told you ****** not for everyone. Lmao

It's drone music, ya buttface
User avatar #361 to #360 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Ite brah
User avatar #328 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
during my history exam, I played some music.

After a few minutes of the music playing. I realized that I had youtube muted.

wat
User avatar #333 to #328 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Just jacked off to some Wall Noise.
User avatar #334 to #333 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Lel, that's what I was listening too. :D
User avatar #335 to #334 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
<333
User avatar #338 to #335 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Point in case, my feelings for minimal psi. ******* amazing.

It reminds me of native times, just making clay pots and such. With the spirit animals everywhere. With my soul being guided through light.

Don't get into this **** , it's weird.

But dayum it's good
User avatar #340 to #338 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Wall Noise is so loud and raspy. Fugg

It's horrifying
User avatar #341 to #340 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Minimal psi pls

if you get some psychedelics, it's much better
User avatar #343 to #341 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Ite. Gonna listen to some more.
User avatar #348 to #343 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
But seriously, the feeling I described. It's seriously epic, god damn beast ***** **** . trust me ;D
User avatar #349 to #348 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Ite. Link 2 sum moozic
#336 to #335 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
But seriously, don't go to far.

People who listen to weird **** like this and other stuff you saw are usually weird, and mentally unstable.
#337 to #336 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know why but Wall Noise genuinely scared the **** out of me.
#339 to #337 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
It was loud, unusual. the face was pretty unusual.

Yeah
User avatar #342 to #339 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Can you find me some Harsh Noise?
User avatar #346 to #345 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Dem Nine Inch Nails ****** ?
User avatar #347 to #346 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
I guess, lol.
User avatar #351 to #347 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Is it meant to be creepy or weird?
User avatar #352 to #351 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Not sure, I don't listen to anything other than Wall noise genre.
User avatar #353 to #352 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Got any other wall noise songs?
User avatar #355 to #353 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVG6hcWIE4E

**** it, we'll substitute muh harsh noise for wall noise.

dale with it
User avatar #330 to #328 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
wat
#324 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
A history exam question
User avatar #326 to #324 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
What kind of ******* question is that? more pls
User avatar #327 to #326 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
It was on my history final, That's the only one I got, sry.

I would understand another politician.

But really, who the ****** going to look at the name "Arnold Schwarzenegger" and think "you know what, I'm 100% sure it was him."
User avatar #329 to #327 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Well he's an inspiring man. I probably would have picked him.
#331 to #329 - jingleforth (04/29/2013) [-]
Me too.

But I didn't want to ruin muh grade. I made a 97% <3
#332 to #331 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Nice one
Nice one
User avatar #325 to #324 - ultimoz (04/29/2013) [-]
Lmfao
User avatar #321 - jingleforth (04/26/2013) [-]
******* destroyed America
User avatar #322 to #321 - ultimoz (04/26/2013) [-]
Indians destroyed England.
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