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#87 - bumblebeepeepee (11/22/2012) [-]
Most of my friends from high school are actually already married or in a relationship. I graduated highschool 18 years ago, and I still have a fucking shitty job working as a local pool cleaner. It's barely enough for me to survive let alone enjoy anything, while my roommate has his girlfriend over all the time. I weigh 270 LBs so I really don't have an exactly healthy lifestyle. I fucking hate my life, both of my parents died in a car accident 7 years ago so I really have no one to turn to but the internet. I live in a fucking slum but everywhere around me seems to be a hell of a lot nicer (i guess that's why I can pay the rent) and everyone I knew has had a nicer life than me. I've also spent some time homeless before (a couple of months before I could actually decide to save money up to buy some equipment for the job i've got and finally able to make do in an apartment). I've tried to kill myself multiple times (one by hanging, one by gunshot) but I failed both times because I keep fucking pussying out. I don't see really much to live for anymore but I survive anyway. People have a better life than me. I guess they're just really the fortunate ones.
But maybe because I just choose to live it why I keep going on. Hopefully I'm going to have purpose maybe by the time I hit 40, who knows.
#139 - giblets (11/23/2012) [-]
Dude, you gave me a huge feel.
Now, go out there and go get the life you deserve, go for runs in your spare time to lose the weight, take a college course (Or whatever the equivalent is in your country) get some qualifications, add them to your CV, look for jobs all the time, you'll find a better one, go out and meet new people (I know this is a hard one).
You can be passive and wait for things to happen, but unfortunately they probably wont, or you can go and make things happen for yourself.
Become Alpha, don't wait to become it.
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