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#13 - You da real MP3 15 hours ago on The Hero We Deserve 0
#16 - Oh, thank you. 07/08/2014 on We've moved on to the cow +4
#13 - DDOS?  [+] (23 new replies) 07/08/2014 on We've moved on to the cow +12
#129 - drizztrocks (07/09/2014) [-]
Think of it like this, when you go on the internet to see the things you see and do the things you do, you have to recieve packets of information to see and do these things. Now what if someone made a program the sends you packets of info the are really big but have nothing in them, it's like sticking toilet paper in a drain and stopping it up, once you recieve too much, your internet shuts down. GG.
User avatar #37 - guardianranger (07/09/2014) [-]
9gag?
User avatar #40 - gcloud (07/09/2014) [-]
exactly
#32 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
distributed denial of service. regular denial of service attacks are easy to block because there's only one ip, while distributed ones are harder to stop because of the amount of ips they come from. If you ever hear someone in a video game say that they'll ddos you, laugh in their face because they're dumb and a dos is the best that they will get. The most common ddos software I've heard of is LOIC, its actually interesting stuff. A long long time ago, you also used to be able to crash some unprepared websites and routers by sending them oversized/broken packets in separate pieces and then having the router try to reassemble it.
User avatar #65 - thorstoned (07/09/2014) [-]
Actually, this happend to a friend of mine, the video game ddos threat. But in this case ha actually wen't through with it untill my friend had his ip changed
#17 - adamks (07/08/2014) [-]
It's what annonymous calls hacking basically. Easy to get, easy to use.
User avatar #15 - thenewnuggubler (07/08/2014) [-]
It's effectively floods a site with fake traffic until it can't handle the load
User avatar #127 - theprogramer (07/09/2014) [-]
I love how many likes there are of this comment just because it's a innuendo ^ _ ^
User avatar #215 - thenewnuggubler (07/09/2014) [-]
Honestly that's not even what I intended
#97 - mysweetestpoison (07/09/2014) [-]
one could say its like computer bukkake
#126 - thelurkers (07/09/2014) [-]
w-wh-who is that?
#162 - mysweetestpoison (07/09/2014) [-]
anna kendrick
User avatar #148 - stee (07/09/2014) [-]
Anna Kendrick, I think. I might be wrong though.
User avatar #155 - legendaryhero (07/09/2014) [-]
shut up faggot
User avatar #156 - stee (07/09/2014) [-]
omg pls no
#151 - corndawg (07/09/2014) [-]
You are correct, although I'm disappointed I had to look up the cast of Twilight to find her
User avatar #152 - stee (07/09/2014) [-]
still hot tho
User avatar #81 - iamtheballsack (07/09/2014) [-]
"can't handle the load"

hue

huehuehue
User avatar #89 - scizzor (07/09/2014) [-]
.. I like the way you think.
User avatar #88 - brendantheferret (07/09/2014) [-]
Share the load, Frodo
#123 - anonymous (07/09/2014) [-]
here you go.
#16 - ultimateiceman (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, thank you.
#14 - secondfunction (07/08/2014) [-]
Denial of service. Shuts shit down. just google it.
#1858 - **ultimateiceman rolled image ** 07/03/2014 on zombified 10 year olds 0
#2299 - **ultimateiceman rolled user tonkkax ** 06/30/2014 on roll admin's name 0
#15 - At first i read the website as Vegans i'd 06/26/2014 on Fixed the fucking Vegan Rant 0
#185 - Yogi is a dick. 06/26/2014 on 10 More Random Interesting... 0
#82 - He's the guy they warn you about in math class. 06/25/2014 on This guy Is nuts +3
#285 - Hi  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on RIP nazo +2
User avatar #290 - nekopon (06/12/2014) [-]
Wussup
#275 - **ultimateiceman rolled user nekopon ** Will you be my buddy?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/12/2014 on RIP nazo +2
User avatar #282 - nekopon (06/12/2014) [-]
Hi buddy
#285 - ultimateiceman (06/12/2014) [-]
Hi
User avatar #290 - nekopon (06/12/2014) [-]
Wussup
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