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Date Signed Up:10/03/2011
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#15 - da blanket is gone crazy how dogs do dat 02/01/2015 on Don't worry, I got you bro +16
#9 - Can anyone please explain me the one where the black officer i…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Rarely seen moments in history +2
User avatar #54 - bluenebula (11/18/2014) [-]
I think Martin Luther King put it best.
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate. Only love can do that."
User avatar #44 - tealcanaan (11/18/2014) [-]
kkk greensboro massacre 1979

What happened when the KKK use to be attacked.
#21 - themanhodge (11/17/2014) [-]
america has a bill of rights that contains rights that are given to all U.S citizens, one of these rights is freedom of speech, you can say what you believe in and expect to be protected by the government if others attack you for it.
#13 - xxxdemonxxx (11/17/2014) [-]
Because the KKK is protected under the first amendment "The Right to Free Speech" along with the "The Right for Peaceful Assembly", so they have the right to police protection when they go on marches. This also applies to the Westbro Baptist church, Neo Nazis or any other group/organization that is frowned upon.
#11 - Common Pepe (11/17/2014) [-]
Assuming the info I found is correct, it was a 1983 rally. Most likely got backlash from public. As for the cops, well, protect and serve, after all.

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" -Evelyn Beatrice Hall (written in a biography about Voltaire, hence it commonly being misattributed to him)
#6034 - **ultimatedickmunch rolls 556,747** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
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#1 - where are his nipples?  [+] (15 new replies) 07/05/2014 on personal trainers hate him +32
#34 - aagottl (07/05/2014) [-]
pecs sometimes push nips towards the shoulders.
User avatar #27 - miknab (07/05/2014) [-]
They are covered by his shirt. You can sort of see his left one.
User avatar #24 - professordolan (07/05/2014) [-]
there's a guy on /fit/ who has pic and gifs of fit people with the nipples removed by him. this gif is probably from him.
User avatar #4 - vinyls (07/05/2014) [-]
WE have nipples because we are all originally girls in the womb. Except him. He was always a manly ass motherfucker
User avatar #36 - plasticcup (07/05/2014) [-]
I guess his dad didn't suck hard enough to make him feel normal.
User avatar #22 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
But they aren't because we were originally girls but because we have one individual X chromosome, giving us nipples but no reproductive use for them...

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User avatar #31 - Mortuus (07/05/2014) [-]
You're correct.
User avatar #32 - sciencexplain (07/05/2014) [-]
Then why the fuck am I being thumbed down for it? This site is retarded, man.

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User avatar #33 - Mortuus (07/05/2014) [-]
Seriously.
#8 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Nipples actually do have very important etheric purposes only known to the occult sciences.
#15 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Cool story bruh
#19 - auryn (07/05/2014) [-]
Wait, people don't realize I'm joking?
#25 - chrispoot (07/05/2014) [-]
Oh, you were joking? Well shit, I thought you were bringing up some actual shit that the male nipples do. Sorreh
User avatar #3 - swagloon (07/05/2014) [-]
At stage four of the seven step program you remove your nipples giving your body a 12.56% muscle mass increase.
#16 - mralamo (07/05/2014) [-]
please tell me thats not true
#26 - no homo 07/03/2014 on Can you out gay phanact? +1
#34 - I see them 03/31/2014 on China Random Fact Comp +17
#17 - found on fb 01/03/2014 on Bad Selfies 0

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User avatar #1 - lonelyking (10/03/2011) [-]
Read the comments for you're name change.
I'm so sorry. But its so ******* funny hahahahahaha!
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