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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ultimateasshole
Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:10/24/2014
Location:Indianapolis Indiana
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Content Ranking:#199
Comment Ranking:#273
Highest Content Rank:#192
Highest Comment Rank:#161
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#1226 - nekopon (04/01/2014) [-]
stickied by ultimateasshole
User avatar #670 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
poop
#1549 to #1548 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
How ya doing mister?
User avatar #1550 to #1549 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Okay for being back at work after 4 days off.
#1551 to #1550 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
Glad to hear it!
How ya been with the new apartment and stuff?
User avatar #1552 to #1551 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
The new house is awesome.
No more living in the moldy musty basement.
#1553 to #1552 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
Oh, that's awesome then! From what I remember you didn't like it at first or anything.
User avatar #1554 to #1553 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Well i have less space but its worth it i guess.
#1555 to #1554 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
Good good.
If you're happy about it it's all good.
User avatar #1556 to #1555 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
So how are you doing?
#1557 to #1556 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
I'm doing pretty okay, thanks. A friend coming here tomorrow for 4 days! It's gonna be so awesome
We're gonna smoke and play games and do all kinds of cool stuffs!
User avatar #1558 to #1557 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
Sexy stuff?
#1559 to #1558 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
Sadly, he's straight. So no :c
User avatar #1560 to #1559 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (10/22/2014) [-]
oh

Well you can still have fun though.
#1561 to #1560 - tindarin (10/22/2014) [-]
And we sure will
It's gonna be grand
User avatar #1534 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
hey bai what's up?
User avatar #1535 to #1534 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
being sad
you?
User avatar #1536 to #1535 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Why sad?
User avatar #1537 to #1536 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Hailey went back to her moms.
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
That's too bad, when do you get to see her again?
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Wednesday for a couple hours.
User avatar #1540 to #1539 - CaptainKill ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Well what are you up to until then?
User avatar #1541 to #1540 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
working
#1532 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
no homo
User avatar #1533 to #1532 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
all the homo
#1524 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1526 to #1525 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Lucky
User avatar #1527 to #1526 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #1528 to #1527 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
NoI mean lucky you

I actually didn't

Or did I

You will never find out
#1531 to #1530 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
andranadu made these
andranadu made these
#1523 - tindarin (09/17/2014) [-]
So uh...
About the stuff we were talking about earlier
#1508 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Yooooooooooooo   
How's work?
Yooooooooooooo
How's work?
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE!!!!!!
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Awww shiiieeeet
It's that much fun?
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
No, i wanna go home and sleep.
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Sarcasm is a fun thing
How was your weekend?
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
It was okay.
How about yours?
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Ooh, you do anything nice?
Mine was pretty fun! Was having fun til Sunday :3
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I had a bon fire with the neighborhood kids and my daughter.
Then got to talk to Jen for a little bit after(i loved that part)
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Ah, that sounds really nice ^^
But who be Jen?
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
A girl i like.
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Ah, I see.
You two should totally bang
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
I just like spending time with her.
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
Haha, I understand. I was only joking
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/15/2014) [-]
Im not saying i wouldnt though.
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - tindarin (09/15/2014) [-]
You don't even have to tell me you wouldn't :p
#1479 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Heya!
What up?
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Beanie power **** yeah man! ^.^
User avatar #1502 to #1501 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Yuss!
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh and I couldn't really harm your daughter in any way
Nor would I want to!
User avatar #1504 to #1503 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I know that but, you never know who might take pictures i send out of her and use them against me later if they get pissed at me.

Or worse.
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Well what if you show a pic on skype or something? Only I could see it like that
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I send you a dropbox link in a PM on FJ.
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Well alrighty then! Anything will do for me really
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Hey buddy i was looking for you this morning.
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh really? Why's that?
Also sorry, fj was lagging.. couldn't reply
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont know...its not like you or anything b-baka..
#1483 to #1482 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Wow, ghey
Have a butt!
#1485 to #1484 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Braebutt is best butt, you know it is!
#1487 to #1486 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
That's my boy! :3
User avatar #1488 to #1487 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
So what are you doing today?
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Nothing much, might go outside and have some fun with my friends!
Or then I'll stay inside, talk with my friends and watch movies :p
How about you?
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont get off work until 4:30(EST) so about 7 hours from now.
After that my daughter is coming over and we are gonna play vidya, make a bonfire and have smores.
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Ah, well at least you can talk while working!
Oh you got a daughter? That's awesome! ^^ Sounds really fun too!
I wish I'd have a family one day too
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
Well im not with her mother any longer and she got the house.

Also Hailey is 7.
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh well that sucks.. sorry to hear it

That is a beautiful name though!
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I picked her whole name.

Hailey Michelle
(she has my last name aswell)
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Could I see a pic of her?
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont have any on my work PC.

Maybe when i get home ill send you a dropbox link.
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Awh yeah! Awesome ^^
Go home pls
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/12/2014) [-]
I have to work fag.

Plus, honestly i kinda just met you and stuff. I dont even know your name or what you look like. No offense buddy. Its not like im sharing pics of me they are of my daughter and her safety is everything to me.
#1499 to #1498 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Name's Tino, but I prefer being called tinny
#1421 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Eyyy what up?
User avatar #1475 to #1421 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Not to mention

Braeburn is the sexiest gay pone.
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #1477 to #1476 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1443 to #1421 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes we should totally molest sunnyday.

I'll get the rope.
#1444 to #1443 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm really starting to like this plan
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Sunnyday

Whats your address?
User avatar #1448 to #1445 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Osmondthorpe Lane
Leeds

I ain't telling you the number, feg
User avatar #1450 to #1448 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I google it and got a pic of a red and tan house on google maps.
User avatar #1453 to #1450 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
There's more than one house on this street.
User avatar #1455 to #1453 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
OMG really.

User avatar #1457 to #1455 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Indeed.

In fact, there's more than 10!
User avatar #1459 to #1457 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** man.

I could never find you.

Also if you wanna make those pics i wont be mad.
User avatar #1461 to #1459 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I'll try to remember. Kinda busy right now, making an LP. Got an episode to get ready and stuff.
#1462 to #1461 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
<3

Episode?
User avatar #1465 to #1462 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Check PV.

I posted the first one. Making the second now, I guess.
User avatar #1470 to #1465 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Neat
#1446 to #1445 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I really hope this plan will work out!
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
It has to for the sake of all humanity.
#1449 to #1447 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
He'll look something like this if we succeed
User avatar #1454 to #1449 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
That's just kinky.
User avatar #1456 to #1454 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Exaaaactly!
User avatar #1458 to #1456 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I have no problem with this.
User avatar #1460 to #1458 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Awww
But it's more fun if you resiiiist
User avatar #1463 to #1460 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Will my resistance just make your penis harder?
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
A lot of things will make it harder
User avatar #1466 to #1464 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
...Like?
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Coating it in iron would make it pretty hard
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very kinky at all
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Well no, it sounds rather painful really
But you can't deny that it would be hard!
User avatar #1471 to #1469 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Very hard indeed!
#1472 to #1471 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
But things like this can make it hard too
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Kinky things are the best things to use to make it hard.
#1474 to #1473 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You're damn right about that...
User avatar #1451 to #1449 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Noice
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Doing a little work.
You?
#1423 to #1422 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You're still working? Damn
I'm watching King Kong :3
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I work 8am to 4:30pm but like i said i only work about 2 hours of that except on Mondays.
#1425 to #1424 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Does that mean no happy fun times?
User avatar #1426 to #1425 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
when?
#1427 to #1426 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Right now! Silly
#1428 to #1427 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
oh
hehe

I have a couple a minutes to horse around.
#1429 to #1428 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!
Oh and why were you on my profile? :o
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Stslking you of coarse.
#1431 to #1430 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
There's nothing really interesting on my profile
Except if you look at the chats with me and lifeisa party
#1432 to #1431 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I like knowing stuff that people didnt tell me.
Then i bring it up and there all like "how the hell did you know that"
#1433 to #1432 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]

You can just ask anything you wanna
#1434 to #1433 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
I know.
I just like being silly.
#1435 to #1434 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
But if you're an ultimateasshole, you shouldn't be silly!
This is good..
#1436 to #1435 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
On another note...did i mention that lucky is a trap.
#1437 to #1436 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You did not!
Perfect!
Gib r34
#1438 to #1437 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Closes i have.
Its hard to get people to make pony stuff like that.
#1439 to #1438 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Awww...
They just can't stand the sexiness
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Sunnyday was gonna do some then i never heard about it again...watta gay faggot.
User avatar #1442 to #1440 - sunnyday ONLINE (09/11/2014) [-]
Yooooo, wait, what? I did?

Sorry I honestly don't remember...
#1441 to #1440 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
We should molest him
#1419 - vinylgirl (09/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1415 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Opening a beer before the previous one is empty.

Simply because it just so happens to be in reach, while the open one isn't.
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
Thats alcohol abuse....musnt waste a drop.
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm drinking all the bad alcohol so the children can't have any.

Society should praise us as heroes.
User avatar #1418 to #1417 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (09/05/2014) [-]
ye
#1413 - TacticalNuke (08/30/2014) [-]
Do you really have the ******* audacity to live in the same state as me?
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/30/2014) [-]
yes....i live in indianapolis
User avatar #1411 - vinylgirl (08/26/2014) [-]
guess what. It was 250, but 150 to get coloured text.
So I have 4 badges
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - vinylgirl (08/26/2014) [-]
It wasn't 250*
User avatar #1399 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
hey kyle
can u get coloured text if your content gets to #1 in **** section?
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
It has to get 250 thumbs in **** to get colored text.
User avatar #1402 to #1400 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
when do u get coloured text then?
A day after?
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
You will get it sometime tomorrow.
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
cool
thanks
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Are you still votebanned?
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah :S
I reached content level 112 and still votebanned
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Dont worry he'll eventually clear it.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah most likely
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
It sucks and im sorry there was nothing i could do.
*hugs*
<3
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
ah it's okay :3
*hugs* <3
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - vinylgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
ah good
well I just hit 250 lol
User avatar #1395 - novabird (08/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofr edemption/4892317/Friendly/2053673#2053673
yo, this your kid they be posting?
figured i'd check in case you no approve if it is, pic looks familiar.
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
its not he
User avatar #1397 to #1396 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
her
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - novabird (08/24/2014) [-]
ah, alright.
User avatar #1387 - lordtriggs (08/19/2014) [-]
hey Kyle

thought for admin with this Amazon thing

see if he can get deals going for links to the UK and European websites

a lot of Eurofags on here so will only help him more
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You can tell him, just go to suggestions.
Id have to go to suggestions to tell him.

User avatar #1389 to #1388 - lordtriggs (08/19/2014) [-]
where's the suggestions page?
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Side menu bar at the bottom under about us.
User avatar #1380 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
God damn it took you long enough
Didn't you know who I am?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you at least know now?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
morsa
#1384 to #1383 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Aaaay first try, first place winner   
Whatdaya want big boy?
Aaaay first try, first place winner
Whatdaya want big boy?
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User avatar #1373 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
this is the best idea you had since naked thursday
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
fukken jimmi is getting far too pissy with stuff

hell I saw nothing sexual yeserday yet he's flipping out
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Ive been arguing with him for to long now about it.

So i figured why not have a place where we can post whatever.
Sometime i wanna just cut loose with my friends...i dont wanna worry about pissing anyone off.
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
i've been close to leaving for a while because of it

nobody is posting anything cause it's all "too lewd"
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.
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