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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:8/20/2014
Location:Indianapolis Indiana
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latest user's comments

#9530727 - Last time it happened everyone went to PV for an hour until th… 9 minutes ago on retard forum 0
#763245 - Really though its because you have a comment/content lev… 18 minutes ago on Ponyville +1
#763240 - Because there faggots that are pissed they lost there original…  [+] (1 new reply) 19 minutes ago on Ponyville +3
#763241 - greedtheavaricious (19 minutes ago) [-]
People... what a bunch of bastards.
#763234 - I'll protect you.  [+] (2 new replies) 20 minutes ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #763238 - gustavia (20 minutes ago) [-]
Woooo!

Praise ultimateasshole because he is the guardian PV deserves!
User avatar #763245 - ultimateasshole (18 minutes ago) [-]
Really though its because you have a comment/content level higher then level 10.

But thank yo though.
#763231 - you will be okay 21 minutes ago on Ponyville +1
#763230 - your safe though  [+] (4 new replies) 21 minutes ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #763232 - gustavia (21 minutes ago) [-]
How? : )
User avatar #763234 - ultimateasshole (20 minutes ago) [-]
I'll protect you.
User avatar #763238 - gustavia (20 minutes ago) [-]
Woooo!

Praise ultimateasshole because he is the guardian PV deserves!
User avatar #763245 - ultimateasshole (18 minutes ago) [-]
Really though its because you have a comment/content level higher then level 10.

But thank yo though.
#763229 - Hes upset that people from that board spam **** a…  [+] (3 new replies) 22 minutes ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #763233 - greedtheavaricious (20 minutes ago) [-]
What's so bad about cheese pizza?

In all seriousness.. cp? Why would they do that? That's absolutely not tolerable.
User avatar #763240 - ultimateasshole (19 minutes ago) [-]
Because there faggots that are pissed they lost there original accounts because they broke the rules.
#763241 - greedtheavaricious (19 minutes ago) [-]
People... what a bunch of bastards.
#9530520 - They would just make another board or go to PV. 25 minutes ago on retard forum +1
#763204 - Brony  [+] (9 new replies) 28 minutes ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #763206 - greedtheavaricious (27 minutes ago) [-]
Why is Admin being such a dingus
User avatar #763229 - ultimateasshole (22 minutes ago) [-]
Hes upset that people from that board spam shit and post cp.
User avatar #763233 - greedtheavaricious (20 minutes ago) [-]
What's so bad about cheese pizza?

In all seriousness.. cp? Why would they do that? That's absolutely not tolerable.
User avatar #763240 - ultimateasshole (19 minutes ago) [-]
Because there faggots that are pissed they lost there original accounts because they broke the rules.
#763241 - greedtheavaricious (19 minutes ago) [-]
People... what a bunch of bastards.
User avatar #763208 - gustavia (27 minutes ago) [-]
Because he's mad that FJ is still in the red
User avatar #763212 - greedtheavaricious (26 minutes ago) [-]
Well he should stop making stupid shit like that multi gif crap
User avatar #763216 - gustavia (26 minutes ago) [-]
Don't you like that?
User avatar #763220 - greedtheavaricious (25 minutes ago) [-]
It's kinda retarded and probably costs him a good bit more
#9530484 - I said no you faggot....i should have never gave you this idea,  [+] (1 new reply) 28 minutes ago on retard forum +2
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**kingpinkie rolled user zahnrad ** aww c'mon you know you wannnaaaa

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#1226 - nekopon (04/01/2014) [-]
stickied by ultimateasshole
User avatar #670 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
poop
User avatar #1387 - lordtriggs ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
hey Kyle

thought for admin with this Amazon thing

see if he can get deals going for links to the UK and European websites

a lot of Eurofags on here so will only help him more
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
You can tell him, just go to suggestions.
Id have to go to suggestions to tell him.

User avatar #1389 to #1388 - lordtriggs ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
where's the suggestions page?
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
Side menu bar at the bottom under about us.
User avatar #1380 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
God damn it took you long enough
Didn't you know who I am?
User avatar #1381 to #1380 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
no
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you at least know now?
User avatar #1383 to #1382 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/01/2014) [-]
morsa
#1384 to #1383 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Aaaay first try, first place winner   
Whatdaya want big boy?
Aaaay first try, first place winner
Whatdaya want big boy?
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User avatar #1373 - lordtriggs ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
this is the best idea you had since naked thursday
User avatar #1374 to #1373 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
YES
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - lordtriggs ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
fukken jimmi is getting far too pissy with stuff

hell I saw nothing sexual yeserday yet he's flipping out
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
Ive been arguing with him for to long now about it.

So i figured why not have a place where we can post whatever.
Sometime i wanna just cut loose with my friends...i dont wanna worry about pissing anyone off.
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - lordtriggs ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
i've been close to leaving for a while because of it

nobody is posting anything cause it's all "too lewd"
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/23/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.
#1372 - randomosity (07/23/2014) [-]
saw this on tumblr, laughed, thought of you. yeah.
User avatar #1385 to #1372 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (08/10/2014) [-]
How did i miss this post...this is classic.
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - randomosity (08/10/2014) [-]
lol you're welcome.
User avatar #1371 - nerdyghost (07/19/2014) [-]
(͡°ω͡°)
User avatar #1370 - posttwo (07/18/2014) [-]
SMELLY
User avatar #1365 - admin (07/17/2014) [-]
that was a **** flag not borderline
User avatar #1367 to #1365 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
You already did.
ty bby
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I thought i did....

Should i fix it?
User avatar #1361 - dylanweber ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow
That's pretty fabulous and sparkly of you
You probably suck dick
Fag
User avatar #1362 to #1361 - dylanweber ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
:3
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1364 to #1363 - dylanweber ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
<333
User avatar #1350 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why does xen. xio never say anything?
he only communicates through pics : P
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
He talks.

Sometimes he does this, but i still love him anyways.
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
any idea why he does this?

It feells like talking to cleverbot
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
iunno

He just does it sometimes.

User avatar #1354 to #1353 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
for weeks now..

hmm
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
He doesnt do that to me all the time....
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
yeah, but he love u
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Everybody loves Kyle. For a while and then they get tired of my shenananigans
#1358 to #1357 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I'M SICK OF UR 						****					   
   
 naah, jk
I'M SICK OF UR ****

naah, jk
#1359 to #1358 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Here take this.
#1349 - anonymous (07/01/2014) [-]
you better fix the **** u did b4 i tell ur mom.

"mytwocents's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 06/27/2014 04:27:15 PM.Banned for 128 Hours.Ban started on 06/27/2014 04:27:15 PM and ends on 07/03/2014 12:27:15 AM. Reason: Posting sexual/ **** /sexy content. Boobs, butts, bikinis, jokes dealing with sexuality, etc. are not allowed."
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**ultimateasshole touches your butt and squees**
#1335 to #1334 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
hnnngg
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Now what do we do?
#1337 to #1336 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
lick my body clean
what else?
#1338 to #1337 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I thought i was gonna suck you off until you come all over my face?
I thought i was gonna suck you off until you come all over my face?
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
even better
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
**ultimateasshole sucks on your girl cock until it explodes all over me**
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
real talk: I do cum a lot tho lol
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
When i get really horny i do.....but i masturbate so much sometimes its just a drizzle.
User avatar #1344 to #1342 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
how abou orgasm denial? : P
User avatar #1343 to #1342 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
haha
#1345 to #1343 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]

Sometimes i masturbate even when im not horny and it makes it hard to get off.
Then i realize im actually raping myself because i wont give up until i get off.

<---pic very related
#1346 to #1345 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
hahaha   
   
i didnt think it was possible to rape urself
hahaha

i didnt think it was possible to rape urself
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It is very possible and very frustrating.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
hmm u know
thinking about it, I think I've done the same several times

just masturbate for the sake of masturbating and not ebcause u want it or are turned on

it's weird
#1330 - nerdyghost (06/29/2014) [-]
[3:12:50 AM] velvet. classica: My real name is Amanda and from Cali, can i ask u something?
[3:13:05 AM] Slard: blblb
yes
[3:13:37 AM] velvet. classica: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i have. Is that too much for you to handle?
[3:14:00 AM] Slard: slard wants a girl with many rocks *flat*
bllb
[3:14:31 AM] velvet. classica: ok this is really turning me on, i wanna show you what i'm wearing right now.. is that ok?

"this is really turning me on"
Oh god lol spam bots are the best
#1329 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
You know damn well im doing this for attention.
#1321 - nerdyghost (06/19/2014) [-]
**nerdyghost slaps your ass**
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I have to be good hailey is here.
#1323 to #1322 - nerdyghost (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry

Hi Hailey
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Its okay.

Im just tired anyway.
#1325 to #1324 - nerdyghost (06/19/2014) [-]
go bed u butt
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
nuuuuuuu
#1327 to #1326 - nerdyghost (06/19/2014) [-]
**nerdyghost pumps you full of tranquilizers**
User avatar #1317 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
ok so I don't know what you did

I just wanted to see if you'd admit to anything.
User avatar #1314 - dubsaremylife (06/12/2014) [-]
What was my post that you flagged? I don't remember...
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
iunno
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - dubsaremylife (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh wait it was 2 months ago nvm
#1308 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
How are you, buddy?
How are you, buddy?
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Im okay.
How are you?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
Well i'm fine.

a bit worried cause my ex gf told me she misses her period but the doc says its because she had a lot of stress during the breakup and shes not pregnant.

I'm a little worried anyways. :/

I have school tomorrow, hows life threatening you?

I havent talked to you in a while, hows your ex wife and your little daughter doing?
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
My little girl is doing is doing fine.

Ive been having problems with my stomach and its starting to piss me off.
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
whats wrong?

you sound like i piss you off.

if you dont want to chat, just tell me..
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
You didnt upset me.

It was my stomach.
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