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Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Indianapolis Indiana
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Total Comments Made:23096
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Im totally not gay at all.

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#723714 - maybe 2 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#723599 - no  [+] (2 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #723620 - sunnyday (3 hours ago) [-]
Dickgirls?
User avatar #723714 - ultimateasshole (2 hours ago) [-]
maybe
#723559 - Picture 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#723550 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
#723565 - sunnyday (3 hours ago) [-]
#723546 - iunno  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #723547 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
oh ok
#723543 - iunno  [+] (8 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +1
User avatar #723548 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
exactly

morsa
fuk u </3
#723551 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #723554 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
don't care
meanie
User avatar #723555 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
but i didn't do anything
User avatar #723557 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
you told kyle not to help me
so yea
ur a meanie
User avatar #723558 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
u wot
ultimateasshole
get your ass here
#723560 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
both of ya'll are butts
#723559 - ultimateasshole (3 hours ago) [-]
#723542 - When everyone is special nobody will be. 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
#723536 - cant morsa said no  [+] (13 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +3
User avatar #723544 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
it better stay that way.

what did I say no to?
User avatar #723546 - ultimateasshole (3 hours ago) [-]
iunno
User avatar #723547 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
oh ok
User avatar #723540 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
... so?
User avatar #723543 - ultimateasshole (3 hours ago) [-]
iunno
User avatar #723548 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
exactly

morsa
fuk u </3
#723551 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #723554 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
don't care
meanie
User avatar #723555 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
but i didn't do anything
User avatar #723557 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
you told kyle not to help me
so yea
ur a meanie
User avatar #723558 - morsa (3 hours ago) [-]
u wot
ultimateasshole
get your ass here
#723560 - nerdyghost (3 hours ago) [-]
both of ya'll are butts
#723559 - ultimateasshole (3 hours ago) [-]
#723535 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +3
#723596 - greedtheavaricious (3 hours ago) [-]
#723581 - nerdyghost Comment deleted by ultimateasshole
#723545 - sunnyday (3 hours ago) [-]
Hiiiiiips
#723550 - ultimateasshole (3 hours ago) [-]
#723565 - sunnyday (3 hours ago) [-]
#723534 - I hope you die in a fire  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on Ponyville +2
User avatar #723569 - kingpinkie (3 hours ago) [-]
Atleast I'll know that's tavi and not give her a weird name

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#1226 - nekopon (04/01/2014) [-]
stickied by ultimateasshole
User avatar #670 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
poop
User avatar #1371 - nerdyghost ONLINE (07/19/2014) [-]
(͡°ω͡°)
User avatar #1370 - posttwo (07/18/2014) [-]
SMELLY
User avatar #1365 - admin (07/17/2014) [-]
that was a nsfw flag not borderline
User avatar #1367 to #1365 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
You already did.
ty bby
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
I thought i did....

Should i fix it?
User avatar #1361 - dylanweber (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow
That's pretty fabulous and sparkly of you
You probably suck dick
Fag
User avatar #1363 to #1362 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #1350 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
why does xen. xio never say anything?
he only communicates through pics : P
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
He talks.

Sometimes he does this, but i still love him anyways.
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
any idea why he does this?

It feells like talking to cleverbot
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
iunno

He just does it sometimes.

User avatar #1354 to #1353 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
for weeks now..

hmm
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
He doesnt do that to me all the time....
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
yeah, but he love u
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Everybody loves Kyle. For a while and then they get tired of my shenananigans
#1358 to #1357 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
I'M SICK OF UR 						****					   
   
 naah, jk
I'M SICK OF UR ****

naah, jk
#1359 to #1358 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Here take this.
#1349 - devout feminist (07/01/2014) [-]
you better fix the **** u did b4 i tell ur mom.

"mytwocents's comment was flagged by a MODERATOR on 06/27/2014 04:27:15 PM.Banned for 128 Hours.Ban started on 06/27/2014 04:27:15 PM and ends on 07/03/2014 12:27:15 AM. Reason: Posting sexual/NSFW/sexy content. Boobs, butts, bikinis, jokes dealing with sexuality, etc. are not allowed."
User avatar #1334 to #1333 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
** *************** touches your butt and squees**
User avatar #1336 to #1335 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
Now what do we do?
#1337 to #1336 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
lick my body clean
what else?
#1338 to #1337 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I thought i was gonna suck you off until you come all over my face?
I thought i was gonna suck you off until you come all over my face?
User avatar #1339 to #1338 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
even better
User avatar #1340 to #1339 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
** *************** sucks on your girl cock until it explodes all over me**
User avatar #1341 to #1340 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
real talk: I do cum a lot tho lol
User avatar #1342 to #1341 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
When i get really horny i do.....but i ********** so much sometimes its just a drizzle.
User avatar #1344 to #1342 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
how abou ****** denial? : P
#1345 to #1343 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]

Sometimes i ********** even when im not horny and it makes it hard to get off.
Then i realize im actually raping myself because i wont give up until i get off.

<---pic very related
#1346 to #1345 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
hahaha   
   
i didnt think it was possible to rape urself
hahaha

i didnt think it was possible to rape urself
User avatar #1347 to #1346 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
It is very possible and very frustrating.
User avatar #1348 to #1347 - vinylgirl (07/01/2014) [-]
hmm u know
thinking about it, I think I've done the same several times

just ********** for the sake of masturbating and not ebcause u want it or are turned on

it's weird
#1330 - nerdyghost ONLINE (06/29/2014) [-]
[3:12:50 AM] velvet. classica: My real name is Amanda and from Cali, can i ask u something?
[3:13:05 AM] Slard: blblb
yes
[3:13:37 AM] velvet. classica: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i have. Is that too much for you to handle?
[3:14:00 AM] Slard: slard wants a girl with many rocks *flat*
bllb
[3:14:31 AM] velvet. classica: ok this is really turning me on, i wanna show you what i'm wearing right now.. is that ok?

"this is really turning me on"
Oh god lol spam bots are the best
#1329 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
You know damn well im doing this for attention.
#1321 - nerdyghost ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**nerdyghost slaps your ass**
User avatar #1322 to #1321 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I have to be good hailey is here.
#1323 to #1322 - nerdyghost ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Oh, sorry

Hi Hailey
User avatar #1324 to #1323 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Its okay.

Im just tired anyway.
#1325 to #1324 - nerdyghost ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
go bed u butt
User avatar #1326 to #1325 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
nuuuuuuu
#1327 to #1326 - nerdyghost ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**nerdyghost pumps you full of tranquilizers**
User avatar #1317 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
I know what you did.
User avatar #1318 to #1317 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
what?
User avatar #1319 to #1318 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
ok so I don't know what you did

I just wanted to see if you'd admit to anything.
User avatar #1314 - dubsaremylife (06/12/2014) [-]
What was my post that you flagged? I don't remember...
User avatar #1315 to #1314 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/12/2014) [-]
iunno
User avatar #1316 to #1315 - dubsaremylife (06/12/2014) [-]
Oh wait it was 2 months ago nvm
#1308 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
How are you, buddy?
How are you, buddy?
User avatar #1309 to #1308 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Im okay.
How are you?
User avatar #1310 to #1309 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
Well i'm fine.

a bit worried cause my ex gf told me she misses her period but the doc says its because she had a lot of stress during the breakup and shes not pregnant.

I'm a little worried anyways. :/

I have school tomorrow, hows life threatening you?

I havent talked to you in a while, hows your ex wife and your little daughter doing?
User avatar #1311 to #1310 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
My little girl is doing is doing fine.

Ive been having problems with my stomach and its starting to piss me off.
User avatar #1312 to #1311 - gorden (06/10/2014) [-]
whats wrong?

you sound like i piss you off.

if you dont want to chat, just tell me..
User avatar #1313 to #1312 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
You didnt upset me.

It was my stomach.
#1307 - devout feminist (06/10/2014) [-]
you're name is too ******* fitting for a lame ass mod like yourself
User avatar #1293 - abstractpink (06/03/2014) [-]
y do u refuse muh luv
User avatar #1294 to #1293 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
i didnt know i was bby
User avatar #1295 to #1294 - abstractpink (06/03/2014) [-]
i tried addin u on skype
but u never add back
i've been cri for days
User avatar #1296 to #1295 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I havent been on sky in like 2 weeks.

User avatar #1299 to #1298 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
im at work right now to and cant even get on to add you.

sry bby ill do it later
User avatar #1300 to #1299 - abstractpink (06/03/2014) [-]
o ok ty ty^^
User avatar #1301 to #1300 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Did it work?
User avatar #1303 to #1302 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
whats your name
User avatar #1304 to #1303 - abstractpink (06/03/2014) [-]
Emperor Pink/Danzeebass
User avatar #1305 to #1304 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
well then who the **** did i just accept
User avatar #1306 to #1305 - abstractpink (06/03/2014) [-]
that is a very spoopy question
User avatar #1297 to #1296 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
skype
User avatar #1291 - hektoroftroy (06/02/2014) [-]
wow man good job with all that porn
User avatar #1292 to #1291 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
Its not as much as i usually do but minecraft has me in its clutches once again.
User avatar #1287 - jimimipwr ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
ilu bbygurl

but you gotta understaaaaand where I'm coming from mmkay?

*hugs*
User avatar #1289 to #1288 - jimimipwr ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
#1280 - vinylgirl (05/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1281 to #1280 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
hi there
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User avatar #1284 to #1282 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (05/28/2014) [-]
Hai there and yes i got it
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#1276 - russianbro (05/06/2014) [-]
That pony in your avatar

Is too happy
make it sad
NOW
#1277 to #1276 - ultimateasshole ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
b-but
b-but
#1278 to #1277 - russianbro (05/06/2014) [-]
Is way too happy

Nobody can be happy if russianbro is sad
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