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INACTIVE ACCOUNT. please, disregard any horrible comments i've made on this site. i'm a different person now. i was in a really dark place and confused and angry. i'm not a bad person, or a murderer, i don't hate religion, i'm not a necrophiliac. i'm sorry. if you read this, just please know that i was sick. i'm better now. this was a mistake that i've learned from.

i'm done with the internet and this account. i am truly sorry.

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User avatar #119 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Hey man, you seem like you have some issues, were you beaten as a kid? whats your story man, if you need to talk you can message me if it will help you get rid of all your pent up anger
User avatar #120 to #119 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
i despise religion and anyone stupid and weak enough to devote themselves to it.
User avatar #121 to #120 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
were you molested by a priest?

was a religion used to discipline you?

Or is your euphoria out of control and you need to set your fedora down?
User avatar #122 to #121 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
or maybe i just despise weakness, cowardice and stupidity

or maybe i don't need a book or a magic man in the sky to tell me how to live my life

or maybe i'm not a child that believes every story book or fairy tale he reads
User avatar #123 to #122 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you hate your self?

Your condescending attitude must be a cover up for your self hatred.

Did your father show you no love? Did you come home with a scrape on your knee and your dad just told you to man the **** up? Why are you so ****** up? What happened in your life man, because it wasn't "enlightenment" it wasn't a "realization" it was something bad. Probably abuse.
User avatar #124 to #123 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
just keep pulling **** out of your ass. i'm sure it's nice and deep with plenty of room, isn't it? that priest sure did a number on your little boy asshole, didn't he?

is that why you feel the need to defend religion? so you can think back to the times it made you feel so good deep down inside of you? i bet you felt like such a good little christian when he wiped his cum off your smiling face and patted you on the head?
User avatar #125 to #124 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
I'm not defending religion, i'm opposing your obnoxious ass. Whats your problem man? Don't be afraid to open up.
User avatar #126 to #125 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
you would know a lot about opening up, wouldn't you?

and i bet you gave a lot more than confessions in that box, didn't you?
User avatar #127 to #126 - whypop (08/01/2014) [-]
Oh man, you sure did get me good :^)

I guess immaturity is the explanation for your childish actions and opinions.
User avatar #128 to #127 - uhidk (08/01/2014) [-]
oh, wow, the hypocrisy...

i'm done with you
User avatar #103 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
hi :3
User avatar #104 to #103 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
well hey there, guy.
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User avatar #105 to #104 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
metal and anime? i like you :3
User avatar #107 to #105 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
um...say that again?
User avatar #108 to #107 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
the one i deleted? o-o
User avatar #109 to #108 - uhidk (03/20/2014) [-]
not quite sure what you were trying to say.
User avatar #111 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
do you like necro?
User avatar #112 to #111 - uhidk (03/21/2014) [-]
yeah, actually.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sonicsyndicate ONLINE (03/20/2014) [-]
oh... by i like you i just meant youre awesome metallica for the win
User avatar #75 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Aww, is someone butthurt?
Did your boyfriend break up with you?
Or are you sad because metal fans are the master race?
User avatar #76 to #75 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lolno

i can't stand ****** , generic metal
5FDP, disturbed, slayer...are you 13?
User avatar #77 to #76 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
No. I'm 17.
Maybe you should listen to ALL of my music, before you judge me.
Acirema for an example...I'm pretty sure you have heard of them.
User avatar #78 to #77 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
i'll listen to music that isn't **** .

and i'm sure that's just some br00tal deathcore band, right?
#79 to #78 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Alright, get back to me when you know something.
Let me start you off with something...March of Doom - Iron Savior.
Acirema is deathcore...Iron Savior is not.
If you're feeling religious Shadows - Red...Though they don't SOUND religious.
Get on my level.
You're probably one of those retarded pop fans.
User avatar #80 to #79 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
deathcore, power metal, sappy religious ******** ...all garbage.
User avatar #81 to #80 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah. You have no idea what I'm talking about.
Get back when you know some real music, faggot.
Sad thing is, you have no information backing you up.
And saying "It's garbage" is not a legit reason.
User avatar #82 to #81 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
it's garbage.
User avatar #83 to #82 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Yeah, pop is for pussies buddy.
User avatar #84 to #83 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
go listen to some real metal instead of this generic, unoriginal garbage.
User avatar #85 to #84 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I already do.
You're the one not knowing the bands that I am listing off.
User avatar #86 to #85 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
Windhand, Cough, Belzebong, Bongzilla, Weedeater, Electric Wizard, Acid King, Sleep, Om, Witch Mountain, Goatsnake, Ramesses, Church of Misery, Iron Monkey, Eyehategod, Noothgrush, Acid Bath...

heard of any of these?
#113 to #86 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2014) [-]
Not only do you think with your emotions, you listen to ****** metal. Listen to some real bands, will you, Anaal Nathrakh, Mayhem, Shining, Gojira, Cannibal Corpse, Kreator, Megadeth, Gorgoroth, Burzum... You ******* suck. I hope you die unles you are trolling
User avatar #114 to #113 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
i like anaal nathrakh, mayhem, CC, gorgoroth and burzum.

the rest suck ass.
#115 to #114 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2014) [-]
Wow, you're one of those "muh opinions r facts" too wow
User avatar #116 to #115 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolno.

also nice overuse of "wow"
#117 to #116 - Womens Study Major (04/06/2014) [-]
lolyes.

Also, nice overuse of "muh feelings"
User avatar #118 to #117 - uhidk (04/06/2014) [-]
lolwat
User avatar #87 to #86 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
HA! RAMSES!!
How cute bro.
Just because you've heard "Du hast" 100+ times, doesn't mean you know good music.
Most of those bands are Alternative.
User avatar #89 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
also you're thinking of RAMMSTEIN, you ******* tard.
User avatar #93 to #89 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
They're European right?
They're the same to me.
Just how you think 5FDP is not original.
1.) They make a crap ton of money by what they do.
2.) They've done 4 remixes...Otherwise it's all of their own music. That's pretty orginal to today's standards.
#88 to #87 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
different band, guy. none of those are alternative.
User avatar #90 to #88 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
So then what are they again?
User avatar #91 to #90 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
mostly doom/sludge.
User avatar #92 to #91 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
I was talking about all them.
Let's begin.
First off windhand sounds a bit dirtier than Black Sabbath...You're looking for originality huh?
Cough you say? Might as well get Syrup too.
Next four bands are obvious Ozzy and Dio fans
Most of those bands are rock/alternative.
Trust me, I know my stuff.
User avatar #94 to #92 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
sounding like black sabbath is fine...seeing as they're my favorite band.

they're all ozzy (and probably dio too) fans

and no, you don't know **** , NONE of those bands are rock/alternative.
User avatar #95 to #94 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Black Sabbath = Rock/Metal
Same with these bands.
Have you heard of Seether?
Those guys are even HEAVIER than the other ones you listed.
Look up the definiton of Alternative, and you'll know I'm right.
But you just proved my point...They're not original.
"Sounding like Black Sabbath is fine."
Double standards right there.
User avatar #101 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
holy **** , dude...you're insane.
User avatar #102 to #101 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or because you don't know **** about music.
User avatar #98 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
or maybe it's because you literally have NO clue what you're talking about.
User avatar #100 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Plus that was an unecessary "literally" that you put into that sentence.
User avatar #99 to #98 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Do you know what alternative means?
The real definition is "one of two or more available possibilities."
Those bands could be labled as rock or metal.
Those are two possibilities, of which they could either be classified as rock or metal.
What do you know? We have the exact definition of alternative.
Again. suck on these nuts.
User avatar #96 to #95 - uhidk (02/21/2014) [-]
lol we're done.

you don't know anything.
User avatar #97 to #96 - navywannabe (02/21/2014) [-]
Or becuase I pointed out that they're NOt original.
Suck on these nuts.
User avatar #73 - zerith (11/19/2013) [-]
Well, okay. And you're welcome.
#50 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
suck my dragons anus o.o
suck my dragons anus o.o
User avatar #51 to #50 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
well...she is cute.

okay, i will.
User avatar #53 to #52 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
how old is she hm? ;))
User avatar #54 to #53 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
shes and adubut technically was hatched 40 min agoish?
User avatar #55 to #54 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
perfect...

...YOU'RE A ******* TERRIBLE PARENT WHY WOULD YOU LET ME DO THIS.
User avatar #56 to #55 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
o.o you whore
User avatar #57 to #56 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i'm not a whore. you're the one whoring your daughter out to a ******* pedophile.
User avatar #58 to #57 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im trying to turn her into a wise beautiful dragon!
User avatar #59 to #58 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she's already wise and beautiful. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT HER THE WAY SHE IS.
User avatar #60 to #59 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
SHE NEEDS A COLLEGE DEGREE
and without those souls they wont let her in
User avatar #61 to #60 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
she doesn't need approval from ANYONE! she's PERFECT the way she is!
User avatar #62 to #61 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
no...i cant have her whoring for her babies food like me
i gatta end the cycle
User avatar #63 to #62 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
i...don't even want to think of that...
i'll help you take care of her! just...
just give her to me...and she'll be fine...i promise.
User avatar #64 to #63 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
rly? you'll take good car of........HOLD ON U DIRTY PEDO!
User avatar #65 to #64 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
NO! it's not like that...i...i don't want her to end up on the street!
please, think of her! give her to me...and she'll be safe...and i won't touch her...her beautiful little body...
User avatar #66 to #65 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i can see your profile pic
your the infamous dragon peddler/pimp Estavez von uhidkberg!
User avatar #67 to #66 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
nonsense! i love and care for all the sexy little underage dragonesses!
User avatar #68 to #67 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
im reporting u to LAde and the item board athorities!
User avatar #69 to #68 - uhidk (07/18/2013) [-]
why would you do such a thing!
User avatar #70 to #69 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
i need a better world for my babies!
User avatar #49 - sexymossantamby (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #48 - irwincardozo (03/08/2013) [-]
so i see youre a pussy doe fan
User avatar #47 - dazzl (03/04/2013) [-]
Woah! Thanks for the generous gift mate!
If there's anything you need just say it and I'll see what I can do :)
User avatar #44 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
selling ur orange cocktails ad pony blood shots? AND Y THE HELL ISNT THAT INSANITY EGG HATCHED
User avatar #45 to #44 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i would, but i need them for my greed dragon.

and i'll hatch it whenever.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sexymossantamby (03/04/2013) [-]
ok thats fine :)
and it burns my souls seeing it there lol
User avatar #40 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
just give me the egg GIVE IT TO ME

trade it for some item or items i have
User avatar #41 to #40 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
let me think.

no.
User avatar #42 to #41 - Scythe (03/04/2013) [-]
you'll never succeed
User avatar #43 to #42 - uhidk (03/04/2013) [-]
i will
User avatar #39 - endlesslulz (03/02/2013) [-]
Can you make an offer in gems?
User avatar #34 - Benka (02/28/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #33 to #32 - uhidk (02/28/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #31 - cleverguy (02/25/2013) [-]
you cant have all of them lol
User avatar #30 - endlesslulz (02/23/2013) [-]
Hey man... want to exchange pony parts? 1:1 ratio
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User avatar #27 - whtkid (02/21/2013) [-]
Sorry bro, but that drops a heck of a lot less than iron, and it's worth quite a bit more than just 150 iron, especially with how quickly iron drops.
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User avatar #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Are you perhaps trading you slendermon scroll?
User avatar #25 to #24 - endlesslulz (02/19/2013) [-]
Thank you so much... I owe you one
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