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#2 - Made me think of *Teleports behind you* Psssh… Nothi…  [+] (38 replies) 06/03/2016 on I didn't realise The Evil... +417
#70 - magicexplain (06/04/2016) [-]
**magicexplain used "*roll picture*"**
**magicexplain rolled image**I thought you were quoting indiana jones and the last crusade for a sec when the guy says "You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it."
#4 - wiseagain (06/03/2016) [-]
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#53 - moldybreadcrumb (06/04/2016) [-]
Poor Dora though
#39 - homestuckxplain (06/04/2016) [-]
#23 - physicus (06/04/2016) [-]
thought of this lol
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#31 - taggen (06/04/2016) [-]
I thought gondols and spurdos were kind of the same thing, are they not?
#47 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
how dare you
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#33 - arandomanon (06/04/2016) [-]
No. Gondola is the peaceful watcher and Spurdo is the "ebbin DDDD" and "fug DDD" guy.
#34 - taggen (06/04/2016) [-]
tyty
#65 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Do you happen to have the German WWI version of this?
#46 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Holy fuck i am sitting here dying of fucking laughter.Is that music from Amélie Poulain?
#49 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
Yea your spot on.
La Valse d'Amélie around 4:40
#50 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
You're*
#56 - lancifer (06/04/2016) [-]
Did you just reply to yourself twice
#40 - ledhendrix (06/04/2016) [-]
I pray the normies never take gondolas from us
#54 - festom (06/04/2016) [-]
When that day finally comes...
#60 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
I would be upset too. Imagine tying the perfect noose with only your noodle-feet, attaching it somehow to the ceiling, and then finding out that it's worthless to you! Plus, if he can't get it down, his family and friends might see it.
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#44 - arandomanon (06/04/2016) [-]
He's the only true beautiful and pure meme left. We must hide it from the normies, never post Gondola in normie sites.
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#11 - zror (06/04/2016) [-]
That gave me cancer. Why did I read that?
#15 - justgimmedemlinks (06/04/2016) [-]
it's satire, dont feel bad
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#35 - arandomanon (06/04/2016) [-]
Is it? I honestly can picture it as an honest devianart "OC"
#63 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
It is painfully obvious that it's satire. Not that similar shit isn't floating around, it's just not this bad.
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#66 - arandomanon (06/04/2016) [-]
I see no difference with the "psh nothing personel kid" and that one is legit as far as I know.
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#9 - thebigberg (06/04/2016) [-]
For some reason I read this in Ice T's voice
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#10 - wiseagain (06/04/2016) [-]
I prefer Blindpone's voice.
vocaroo.com/i/s1eEZKemMyqa
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#64 - enslavedyouth (06/04/2016) [-]
Hey blindpone
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#67 - blindpone (06/04/2016) [-]
hiii
#3 - borderlineparanoid (06/03/2016) [-]
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#52 - moldybreadcrumb (06/04/2016) [-]
I don't know whether i should be cringing or laughing.
#45 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
But... But Naruto and Final Fantasy were cool.
They can't do this!
Someone has to stop the normies
#24 - deserted (06/04/2016) [-]
Here take this
#21 - cigma (06/04/2016) [-]
Does anyone has the video for that?
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#25 - donbionicle (06/04/2016) [-]
>>#24, here you go

It's...something.
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#8 - youregaylol (06/04/2016) [-]
*its a hologram*

This reminds me of thoses stupid imaginary fights I would get into as a kid where you kept trying to one up eachother.

I fire a freezeray at your feet, holding you in place!
I break out using my super jump!
No you can't get out of the freezeray it's impossible
Yes I can I just did
No you can't if you do I'm telling my mom and then you'll have to go home
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#59 - fluttergrey (06/04/2016) [-]
My ninjutsu lets me, so yes I can
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#29 - coolioshades (06/04/2016) [-]
"BANG youre dead"
"You missed me"
#26 - yaybacon (06/04/2016) [-]
I used to do that all the time.
#20 - anon (06/04/2016) [-]
God, I used to *teleport behind you* all the time in those fights. Kill me.
#158 - I didn't see that article myself, but i have heard other peopl…  [+] (1 reply) 06/03/2016 on Cuckington Post - STUMPED +420 +2
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#163 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
Funniest thing about that is people that cry "racism" are usually the racists themselves. I work in customer service in a retail furniture store and a black guy was yelling at my lighter skinned (but still black) manager saying that my manager (who was from the same exact race) was being racist towards him. I strait up laughed and I couldn't stop myself.
#152 - Of course every media has an agenda, but Huffington post is li…  [+] (3 replies) 06/03/2016 on Cuckington Post - STUMPED +420 +2
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#153 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
Good on you for being well rounded and I agree that huffington post is racist. Did you happen to catch their article on how reverse racism doesn't exist? When I first read it I was like "Yea, it's not 'reverse' racism, it's just racism" to my dismay it was actually saying essentially no race can be racist except whites, or in a country where the system puts down other races along with being predjudiced. So blacks cannot be racist, but they can be prejudice... But how exactly is racism defined in the dictionary? Yea fuck off huffpo!
#158 - uerthe (06/03/2016) [-]
I didn't see that article myself, but i have heard other people saying it, so i guess they were taking that article seriously. Indeed it is just racism, not reverse racism by any means or definitions. Reverse racism, if that would exist, would be not being prejudiced against any race, wouldn't it?
Sadly, people do use the definition of racism very wrongly. Nowadays the definition of racism is basically "oh you don't like [insert country/religion/immigration politics here]? That means you're racist" and it has become a go-to argument when people don't understand what you're trying to tell them, or they nsimply don't agree with what you're saying.
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#163 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
Funniest thing about that is people that cry "racism" are usually the racists themselves. I work in customer service in a retail furniture store and a black guy was yelling at my lighter skinned (but still black) manager saying that my manager (who was from the same exact race) was being racist towards him. I strait up laughed and I couldn't stop myself.
#103 - Why does huffington post still exist? As if there's not enough…  [+] (8 replies) 06/02/2016 on Cuckington Post - STUMPED +420 +8
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#139 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
As if any media outlet doesn't have an agenda... what do you read? Please say multiple outlets so you can at least say you have an unbiased opinion that implies you express your free will.
#152 - uerthe (06/03/2016) [-]
Of course every media has an agenda, but Huffington post is literally racist towards white people and has the audacity to cry racism in other things.
And of course i have multiple outlets, but those are in swedish
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#153 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
Good on you for being well rounded and I agree that huffington post is racist. Did you happen to catch their article on how reverse racism doesn't exist? When I first read it I was like "Yea, it's not 'reverse' racism, it's just racism" to my dismay it was actually saying essentially no race can be racist except whites, or in a country where the system puts down other races along with being predjudiced. So blacks cannot be racist, but they can be prejudice... But how exactly is racism defined in the dictionary? Yea fuck off huffpo!
#158 - uerthe (06/03/2016) [-]
I didn't see that article myself, but i have heard other people saying it, so i guess they were taking that article seriously. Indeed it is just racism, not reverse racism by any means or definitions. Reverse racism, if that would exist, would be not being prejudiced against any race, wouldn't it?
Sadly, people do use the definition of racism very wrongly. Nowadays the definition of racism is basically "oh you don't like [insert country/religion/immigration politics here]? That means you're racist" and it has become a go-to argument when people don't understand what you're trying to tell them, or they nsimply don't agree with what you're saying.
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#163 - jimbojambo (06/03/2016) [-]
Funniest thing about that is people that cry "racism" are usually the racists themselves. I work in customer service in a retail furniture store and a black guy was yelling at my lighter skinned (but still black) manager saying that my manager (who was from the same exact race) was being racist towards him. I strait up laughed and I couldn't stop myself.
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#133 - buddywuggle (06/03/2016) [-]
Lefties and righties are always trying to counter each other. Huffington was probably a reaction to a right winged news source.
That brings to question, why people insist on ruining the news with their idiotic political views? They just need to say what happened and move on to the next one. News would happen quicker, they'd get more views for producing quicker.
#159 - uerthe (06/03/2016) [-]
We both know that probably will never happen. News sites, nevermind on which side of the politics, will always be biased. Pick your poison, and drink it with an open mind i guess.
#117 - samoaspider (06/02/2016) [-]
because of clickbait titles and getting attention to headlines that are "important"

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