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#17 - can someone enlighten me who she is and where she's from?  [+] (8 new replies) 8 hours ago on How About a Funny Dump? Pt.... 0
User avatar #27 - vladhellsing (7 hours ago) [-]
CIA Chick from Jormungand. Highly recommend the show.
User avatar #23 - trapsareokay (8 hours ago) [-]
shes Schokolade. shes this sorta side character whos a cia agaent. the show is called jormungand. i whatch it here www.gogoanime.com/category/jormungand Good show. about crazy mother fuckers killing crazier mother fuckers and an albino pussy destroyer.
#28 - vladhellsing (7 hours ago) [-]
"albino pussy destroyer"
#36 - newpulse (6 hours ago) [-]
**newpulse used "*roll picture*"**
**newpulse rolled image** What...what's the source on that gif?
User avatar #39 - thundagawd (5 hours ago) [-]
It's from Jormungand, same show the dude above said, the blonde chick is Koko Hekmatyar, a young businesswoman who works for a global Shipping & Logistics company known as "HCLI" which is just a front for what they really do, which is sell large quantities of weapons on the black market all over the world to various groups. The really jacked chick with the eyepatch getting her tits rubbed down is Sofia "Valmet" Valmer, a Finnish ex-special forces commando who was recruited by Koko as one of her many bodyguards after her entire squad was decimated during a peacekeeping operation in Africa.

It's a great series, similar to Black Lagoon in many ways. Black Lagoon had the Quentin Tarantino/John Woo feel to it in the sense that you had gun katas, characters deflecting gunfire with swords, a shitload of explosions, and some crazy stunts, whereas in Jormungand everything seems a lot more realistic in regards to the action.
#41 - vladhellsing (5 hours ago) [-]
It was made by the same team who did Black Lagoon.
#42 - thundagawd (5 hours ago) [-]
Yep, just another one of the many reasons it's so damn good
User avatar #29 - trapsareokay (7 hours ago) [-]
ill just be taking that gif now
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#33 - ohmeghon (11/25/2014) [-]
good tastes in profile pics, random stranger.
#32 - ubermaster (08/19/2014) [-]
Nice to see you too, my queer better double.
User avatar #17 - anonywolftroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Do you happen to know/have a source for four Avatar/Profile Pic?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
I'll try looking for them
User avatar #20 to #18 - anonywolftroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Found anything?
User avatar #21 to #20 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
If you can show the avatars I'll try looking for em
User avatar #22 to #21 - anonywolftroll (06/25/2014) [-]
...Only now I see that I made a typo.
I meant to say "a source for your profile pic/avatar"
As in, that picture of marceline that, for example, is next to all your comments

If you already understood that, than I don't really get your question...
User avatar #23 to #22 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Aaaaah, alright friend I gotcha.

You need to login to view this link

The best I can find, maybe look up that whycantifindaname fellow
#30 to #23 - aerosol (07/09/2014) [-]
mfw I thought that was gonna be from the actual show
mfw I thought that was gonna be from the actual show
#26 to #23 - anonywolftroll (06/25/2014) [-]
I'm not even into bondage/ S&M....but that's one fine pic
I'm not even into bondage/ S&M....but that's one fine pic
User avatar #24 to #23 - anonywolftroll (06/25/2014) [-]
That was fast.
Thanks, man
User avatar #25 to #24 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
No probs man, you caught me in an all nighter
User avatar #27 to #25 - anonywolftroll (06/25/2014) [-]
Oh, okay. Good luck on that.

It's 13:50 where I am right now, though

#28 to #27 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
Sporting a nice 6:51 here   
What is sleep?
Sporting a nice 6:51 here
What is sleep?
User avatar #19 to #18 - anonywolftroll (06/24/2014) [-]
Okay, Thanks...
#15 - ohmeghon (06/13/2014) [-]
Digging your profile pic mane.

You dirty slut
User avatar #16 to #15 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Thank you, stud.
I was looking for this gem and I swore I had it somewhere.
User avatar #12 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (05/20/2013) [-]
#1 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/10/2012) [-]
MFW I can't reply to your comment
#2 to #1 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Allow me to put the breaks on the situation.
#3 to #2 - RidingMyPimpmobile (08/10/2012) [-]
We will all be equal in replies
#6 to #5 - ubermasterfaggot ONLINE (08/10/2012) [-]
Well It has been quite nice to interact with thou, but I feel I need to drift off to the slumbering dimensions. And so, I leave you with this.
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