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ubercookieboy

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Gender: male
Age: 100
Consoles Owned: PC Masterrace
Interests: Rampant shitposting
Date Signed Up:12/31/2010
Last Login:9/04/2015
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#773
Comment Ranking:#8
Highest Content Rank:#760
Highest Comment Rank:#5
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Content Views:670668
Times Content Favorited:286 times
Total Comments Made:9022
FJ Points:62006
Favorite Tags: Dicks (22) | funny (4) | a (2) | EatAPlateOfDicks (2)
Hi, my name is Tyler

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latest user's comments

#2 - 0:50 3 hours ago on Extremely touching scene... 0
#1 - Kind of reminds me of Rowan Atkinson as a baby 6 hours ago on When you Come Home High 0
#1 - 0:23 for those who Tl;dr 6 hours ago on 1010100011010 10101010 0
#4 - Man... If only you knew  [+] (1 new reply) 6 hours ago on Unattractive 0
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (5 hours ago) [-]
what?
#18 - Picture 8 hours ago on What A Nice Man +8
#1 - >Be good looking >Be a really likeable guy >…  [+] (5 new replies) 8 hours ago on Unattractive +2
User avatar #6 - ljxjlos (1 hour ago) [-]
I´ve been abused by people in school and people in my village. Especially a group of punks used to start fights all the time, calling me a Nazi Funny considering how I was dating a jewish girl back then

Shit ended up being so bad that me and my friends had to be afraid when we went into the village because those guys would systematically search for us to start shit and they turned more brutal by the day.

Somedays I was fed up, punched the "leader" till he sat there,crying and bleeding (while 5 of his friends attacked me - how fair), punched a bully at school out, one of those "cool kids" that nobody really liked, but everyone did play it like they liked him.

My social life changed from one day to the other. Confidence grew, I changed my style, suddenly girls started to be interested in me, etc, etc.

I´m still depressed as fuck and hate pretty much everything, but at least my social life turned out rather nicely.

Maybe it´ll happen for you, too
#3 - selfdenyingbeggar (7 hours ago) [-]
Extremely similar position.Chased away hole group of friends. What I've learned is that you got to take responsibility for everything that happens in your life. for everything you do. And it's cool, you don't have to be a dick with yourself either. But everytime you get mad and everytime you feel you aren't appreciated, realize that's your own test, and your own opportunity to give yourself what others aren't give you (might not even be able to give it if they don't give it to themselves, who knows).



And lastly, unexpected turns will always be there and they can always end up being for the best, it's the attitude you choose when you enter them that determines the effect you'll get outta them.
User avatar #4 - ubercookieboy (6 hours ago) [-]
Man...

If only you knew
#5 - selfdenyingbeggar (5 hours ago) [-]
what?
#2 - lordtwothreeseven (8 hours ago) [-]
The world has unusual ways to test us, but you'll find love my little nigga.
#36 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 14 hours ago on (untitled) +16
#38 - sherlockbatman (13 hours ago) [-]
**sherlockbatman used "*roll picture*"**
**sherlockbatman rolled image**
please hold your applause
#81 - mrd (5 hours ago) [-]
#17 - Boooo! 14 hours ago on Pure Joy 0
#1 - Middle/Old English sounds drunk 15 hours ago on English +4
#8 - Hot. 15 hours ago on You won't experience these... +1

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#28 - Marker (11/02/2014) [-]
stickied by ubercookieboy
8/21/14
#41 - peejay (07/18/2015) [-]
sup
#42 to #41 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (07/18/2015) [-]
Nothin' much, how are you?
#38 - asftrooper (06/21/2015) [-]
aww, why
User avatar #39 to #38 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
My bad, removed you accidentally.

Blame the crap formatting on the friends list
#40 to #39 - asftrooper (06/21/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #35 to #34 - murrlogic (06/21/2015) [-]
But no.

Hi.
#36 to #35 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (06/21/2015) [-]
...

Hai
User avatar #37 to #36 - murrlogic (06/21/2015) [-]
Sup?
#32 - programmer (03/25/2015) [-]
You received NOTHING!
You received NOTHING!
User avatar #31 - indonesia (12/10/2014) [-]
Hello, good night from indonesia
also, have a wonderful day, friend.
User avatar #30 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Just a quick reminder about our trade
User avatar #29 - countmerchant (11/22/2014) [-]
Howdy
User avatar #26 to #25 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (11/02/2014) [-]
No matter dude. Had to spend a lot of time on personal matters lately.

Wish I had more time to keep up to date on FJ.

Glad I could help FJ while I could.
User avatar #27 to #26 - Marker (11/02/2014) [-]
Well if it's any consolation I you had the best 1st week ever
User avatar #17 - LaBarata (09/22/2014) [-]
Hey dude, just for future reference, when it's an obvious spam account, just flag everything they've posted.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
Whatchu talkin bout?
User avatar #19 to #18 - LaBarata (09/22/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/phuclorddn That faggot. Level 0 account, multiple copies of the same youtube video, etc.

It's best to just flag ******* everything on their profile, that way the spammers just give it up as lost. It becomes one less one to worry about.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
I'm getting conflicting instructions.

I was just told to flag the extra reposts, not the first 2 originals
User avatar #21 to #20 - LaBarata (09/22/2014) [-]
Who told you that one?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/22/2014) [-]
iunno

Was shortly after I got recruited.
User avatar #23 to #22 - LaBarata (09/22/2014) [-]
I think they meant for regular users, in that regard. When it's just a spam account, just let 'em have it.
#16 - anonimperiumreturn (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm gonna stalk you with this picture until the end of times
User avatar #15 - tindarin (08/24/2014) [-]
You're scary
#12 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
the lack of booty in here disturbs me
#13 to #12 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
That can be fixed
#14 to #13 - havockwzy (08/24/2014) [-]
the booty calls for you
the booty calls for you
User avatar #7 to #6 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
hm?
User avatar #8 to #7 - Marker (08/21/2014) [-]
So many flags that you get a fatal error on your flags page. Good job.
User avatar #9 to #8 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I figured. I'll try get hold of Posttwo
User avatar #11 to #9 - Marker (08/21/2014) [-]
This is a good fatal error (don't question it)
User avatar #10 to #9 - posttwo (08/21/2014) [-]
Good job
I clap for you
tehbestever give this guy a beer
User avatar #5 - phanact (08/20/2014) [-]
You need to ask other moderators on the mod board before you flag things, you're making some bad flags, but its okay as long as you learn. ASK before you flag.
User avatar #3 - tehbestever (08/17/2014) [-]
relog
User avatar #4 to #3 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Thanks man.

I(s the flag moderator text up to date? I've seen some of this stuff fly in FJ for the past few days.
#1 - accountforstripey ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Yaaay, made a new buddy
Yaaay, made a new buddy
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