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#303 - It's like you're basing your entire philosophy around some twe…  [+] (2 new replies) 17 hours ago on Scum +1
User avatar #304 - infinitereaper (17 hours ago) [-]
How about you consider, just for a moment, your ignorance and current intellectual capacity leave you not understanding my point at all. The world you live in is an illusion. Yet you want to talk about silly.

It's impossible to have a conversation with someone who doesn't see things for what they are.
Warm, cold. There is no such thing.

Humanity is merely a product of it's biology.
The truth isn't found in feelings of justice or meaning. The truth is the truth.

And the truth is more important than anything.
Perhaps one day when you grow up, or have your illusions shattered right before your eyes, you'll think back to my words, and you'll understand.

For now enjoy the bliss. Like the rest of these fools.
#306 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
#180 - Well, not exactly made up. More of... organically arrived at. … 09/01/2015 on Scum 0
#179 - You are an antiphilosopher. And not in some cool, deep way eit…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/01/2015 on Scum +7
#297 - infinitereaper (21 hours ago) [-]
The small minded never understand.
Humans need to evolve. Humanity has to change. But it won't, because it doesn't.
Humanity holds itself back, destroys the biosphere, and ruins itself at every turn and corner.
So exceedingly corrupt. With most nations on the path to national suicide.
The public is ignorant. Deluded, and chooses pretty lies over the cold reality.

You understand nothing. The way I operate is based on reality.
But this poor little world and it's poor people won't stand for it.

They've got to protect their illusions.
Even if it means the decline of our race.

As the population grows the average IQ declines.
As hundreds of years go by the average size of the human brain adjusted for size continues to shrink.
Disease is on the rise, on scale with pollution and the quality of the food supply.

You couldn't be more wrong. I think it all matters.
But in a world of mindless suicidal drones who refuse to let go of their delusions?

It really is pointless.
The only thing left is gaining the power to manipulate the masses, and move these puppets.
Humanity must evolve at any cost.

And I'll be damned, as long as this dying heart continues to beat, if I'll let any of you parasites stand in my way.
#303 - uberbunk (17 hours ago) [-]
It's like you're basing your entire philosophy around some twelve year old's ill conceived book report on the abridged works of Nietzsche... not recognizing that to say that the universe is inherently cold is just as absurd as to say it is inherently warm and good. I wanna say you're being a troll, because I've looked through your youtube channel and you seem normal enough. Then again, your profile doesn't imply you've done too much trolling in the past...

...Infinitereaper, you're silly.

I hope world domination works out for you.

Later.
User avatar #304 - infinitereaper (17 hours ago) [-]
How about you consider, just for a moment, your ignorance and current intellectual capacity leave you not understanding my point at all. The world you live in is an illusion. Yet you want to talk about silly.

It's impossible to have a conversation with someone who doesn't see things for what they are.
Warm, cold. There is no such thing.

Humanity is merely a product of it's biology.
The truth isn't found in feelings of justice or meaning. The truth is the truth.

And the truth is more important than anything.
Perhaps one day when you grow up, or have your illusions shattered right before your eyes, you'll think back to my words, and you'll understand.

For now enjoy the bliss. Like the rest of these fools.
#306 - anon (16 hours ago) [-]
#301 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]
Bitch can you read
#262 - broswagonist (09/01/2015) [-]
#176 - >Acquire kiddie porn >Break into house >Plant… 09/01/2015 on Scum +4
#122 - "This is Mary's father." 08/31/2015 on apparently the world's... 0
#2 - Faget. 08/31/2015 on The reaction gif +11
#1 - I like cute girls.  [+] (4 new replies) 08/31/2015 on The reaction gif +7
#7 - europe (08/31/2015) [-]
You crazy nigga
#5 - thegreentornado (08/31/2015) [-]
"Faggot, I bet you kiss girls too, homo"

This insult is so bad
#3 - bradyrussell (08/31/2015) [-]
#2 - uberbunk (08/31/2015) [-]
Faget.
#43 - I did one for Flagg, but it was more of a short character summ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on Stephen King Comp: It 0
#47 - froggernaught (08/31/2015) [-]
oh. ok cool
#38 - Maturin comes with the Guardians of the Beam, who will be incl…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2015 on Stephen King Comp: It +1
User avatar #41 - Izen (08/31/2015) [-]
ah my bad
sorry <3
#3 - Reply for a mention in the next comp  [+] (8 new replies) 08/31/2015 on Stephen King Comp: Randall... +2
User avatar #30 - MarauderMatt (08/31/2015) [-]
i want a mention, especially if you do a comp on The Gunslinger and the Dark Tower Series
User avatar #28 - drhat (08/31/2015) [-]
Pls mention. Love me some Stephen King.
#24 - undergroundvid (08/31/2015) [-]
Im in
User avatar #23 - handsomestalin (08/31/2015) [-]
yes please
User avatar #21 - megathen (08/31/2015) [-]
please and thanks
User avatar #18 - undyingpanda (08/31/2015) [-]
mention please
User avatar #17 - vgoo (08/31/2015) [-]
Yes please.
User avatar #8 - wutangswords (08/31/2015) [-]
Of course

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