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tyraxio

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Date Signed Up:7/31/2012
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#123 - I was accused of plagiarism on a physics report about oxygen a…  [+] (1 reply) 02/23/2014 on Title +6
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#248 - Lintutu (02/24/2014) [-]
I know that feeling. One my first day of college level english, my teacher made us write a letter to her. I thought "oh ok, she just wants to get to know us more". No, turns out, she was studying our way of writing and supposedly our way of talking. She almost failed me when she saw my essays were written in formal english. I was like "you seriously expect me to turn in an essay with the way i talk and write on a normal basis? that's just stupid. what about when you go in for an interview? you never wear casual clothes, you always get dressed to impress"
#102 - Look mate, if it can fit a horse's penis (fact, it can), it is…  [+] (1 reply) 02/21/2014 on Condom on foot 0
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#113 - xXferaligatrXx (02/21/2014) [-]
well a horse cant say holy fuck this shit is was too tight

i'm average as fuck and there are medium and even some large condoms that cut off my circulation or pop easily
#54 - In that case, I think you have a very weird kind of obvious humour.  [+] (1 reply) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp +2
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#55 - nuciferatu (02/21/2014) [-]
Guilty as charged.
#52 - I bet that tattoo makes you feel euphoric! Here, take…  [+] (2 replies) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp +21
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#160 - tripscausedthis (02/21/2014) [-]
the tattoo is on my ribcage under my clothes. and I got it because my step mother is a religious nutjob who forces her opinion on everyone and shunned me from that section of the family because of my hethen ways. theres no euphoric feeling...most people don't know I have it. I don't get tattoos to show people I get them becasue they mean something to me.
#165 - tyraxio (02/22/2014) [-]
Actually, you stated that you got the tattoo because of your abuse step mother, so yes, you do get them for other people.

My step mother is an absolute nutjob as well, she lives following a low carb high fat diet and tries to push that ideal towards everyone else, even though it's so scientifically incorrect, though still, I'm not gonna get a tattoo saying "Fuck LCHF!". It's just not worth it. But on the other hand, now you will have a piece of your body to always remember a person you hate - space you could've used for a tattoo in honour of someone you love, something pretty, or something deep.
#50 - ... You do realise that is his sore skin, right?  [+] (6 replies) 02/21/2014 on Tattoo cringe comp +12
#67 - ddylann (02/21/2014) [-]
regular skin is still pink you cock
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#105 - chimpaflimp (02/21/2014) [-]
You forgot albinos, Asians and black people.
#99 - anon (02/21/2014) [-]
Dats rascist!!!!!
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#53 - nuciferatu (02/21/2014) [-]
Yes, I am quite aware he did not actually tattoo a pink background around the letters. :|
#54 - tyraxio (02/21/2014) [-]
In that case, I think you have a very weird kind of obvious humour.
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#55 - nuciferatu (02/21/2014) [-]
Guilty as charged.
#86 - Trust me, they are. Magnum condoms are such a tiny bit bigger …  [+] (3 replies) 02/21/2014 on Condom on foot 0
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#94 - xXferaligatrXx (02/21/2014) [-]
magnums may not be that much stronger but they stretch easier making it less uncomfortable for the wearer.
#102 - tyraxio (02/21/2014) [-]
Look mate, if it can fit a horse's penis (fact, it can), it is not uncomfortable or extra tight on a penis large relative to the human penis. In order for it to even be a slight problem you need to be really well hung.
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#113 - xXferaligatrXx (02/21/2014) [-]
well a horse cant say holy fuck this shit is was too tight

i'm average as fuck and there are medium and even some large condoms that cut off my circulation or pop easily
#15 - 1; Thanks for source. 2; I remember this episode, so …  [+] (2 replies) 02/18/2014 on Warning: Childhood Ruiner +5
#17 - kjpuffin (02/18/2014) [-]
The creator of the show, Genndy Tartakovsky, was originally from Russia, but his family left the country, and eventually came to the United States.

Much like Rolf from Danni Antonucci's Ed, Edd, n Eddy, the characters' accent is there to represent some of the cultural distance the creators felt when immigrating and adjusting to the american lifestyle, reflected in the actions and mannerisms of the characters.
#27 - anon (02/18/2014) [-]
Omelette Du Fromage
#262 - Take Fallout 3, for example. To find James, you don't really n…  [+] (1 reply) 02/17/2014 on FPS Games These Days 0
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#263 - schneidend (02/17/2014) [-]
I'd argue that you're not necessarily in a "rush" to find Dad, since you pretty much immediately find out he's more than capable of taking care of himself. You only really discover he could be in real trouble when you enter that creepy ass vault in which he's a virtual reality prisoner. Also, unless your Speech is decent or you reload saves until you pass all speech checks, you have to do several sidequests for people before they're willing to tell you where Dad went. You could also handwave doing any sidequests as trying to work on better equipping yourself so you can survive the post-apocalyptic hell in which you now find yourself.