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#11 - Y u do dis?  [+] (12 new replies) 11 hours ago on Serm Jifs II +1
#18 - ohhitheree (8 hours ago) [-]
That bitch is stupid. "Oh fuck it's eating my hair I better hold down the button"
User avatar #19 - necrophyxia (8 hours ago) [-]
It's usually a switch. And those things spin at silly speeds. It takes all of a second for a foot of hair to get wrapped up in one.

I don't feel bad for her though... Mixers have been around long enough for people to know they need to put their hair up when using them
User avatar #28 - CallMeCrisco (6 hours ago) [-]
She should have had her hair back simply for food prep to begin with...
User avatar #29 - necrophyxia (6 hours ago) [-]
Agreed. But people tend to relax their common sense at home.
User avatar #30 - CallMeCrisco (6 hours ago) [-]
...I don't, but then again, I personally shed like a husky in the spring...
User avatar #31 - necrophyxia (6 hours ago) [-]
I feel you, proud owner of a big as beard over here. And beard hairs look a little bit to close to pubes to be in food. So I always tie it up and tuck it back for food prep
User avatar #32 - CallMeCrisco (6 hours ago) [-]
Your beard sounds positively glorious. Sometimes I wish I was male, just so I could grow a nice mountain man beard. I even had a dream about it once.
User avatar #33 - necrophyxia (6 hours ago) [-]
It takes all the proper grooming of a nice head of hair. It's just a little further south.

I'm not female, so I don't know what to equate it to otherwise. I only know about the hair because I also have a rather long ponytail
#20 - ohhitheree (8 hours ago) [-]
Look at her index finger, raised above the rest. She is holding down something or other.
User avatar #21 - necrophyxia (8 hours ago) [-]
She has flipped the switch down, yes. If it were still spinning it would have torn her hair out.

But honestly in that moment of shock, I'd probably be holding the switch down too. Especially knowing that the bastard could tear my hair out
#22 - ohhitheree (8 hours ago) [-]
As apposed to the people who drop everything and move back in states of shock like that.
User avatar #23 - necrophyxia (7 hours ago) [-]
I have a word for those people, statistics.

Either or is an appropriate reaction, I suppose. But the thing isn't eating her hair, so I think it's safe to assume she's holding the switch down
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User avatar #116 - fatalkill (09/30/2014) [-]
I already did that, check some links
#181 - True god-tier trainers only need 1 pokemon... Mega Bidoof  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Types of Trainers +9
#193 - skydiving (09/29/2014) [-]
That makes me feel awful inside. Was Bidoof not enough for you heathens?!
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