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#102 - The remove kebab meme (guy playing the accordian) 08/27/2016 on Deus vult! 0
#30 - You don't even try these days. Not like you ever did  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2016 on Dog duplicator +18
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#89 - acemrhawk (08/27/2016) [-]
And yet you were hooked
#672 - **twothreefivefive used "*roll 1, 00-99*"** **twothreefivef… 08/26/2016 on Where will you be reborn? 0
#32 - I too would like sauce. For pokemon research of course.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2016 on diglett used harden 0
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#33 - marxonn (08/25/2016) [-]
Futa Warning
Then again who really cares
>>#25 >>#28 >>#29 >>#30
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#34 - johrny (08/25/2016) [-]
GAY But thanks
#196 - o-oh Are they not worried about Scrap or will we find… 08/19/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy Delay (And... +2
#188 - Where are Scrap's parents?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2016 on Scrap & Topheavy Delay (And... +2
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#191 - gameshredder (08/19/2016) [-]
They're around somewhere.
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#196 - twothreefivefive (08/19/2016) [-]

Are they not worried about Scrap or will we find out some time in the future?
#71 - I see, no harm done though. Appreciate the explanation and hop… 08/17/2016 on To not forget this bastard +1
#57 - I was curious to look up the profile name on google seeing if …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2016 on To not forget this bastard +4
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#65 - roflstorm (08/17/2016) [-]
It's honestly just a lot of shit lining up perfectly to make me look like a lying piece of garbage.
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#64 - roflstorm (08/17/2016) [-]
It also helps that the friend i had used for the story that became a badass, was the same one that ended up getting badly sick.
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#63 - roflstorm (08/17/2016) [-]
Don't worry, you aren't being rude. You're just curious.

At first i wanted to come up with a relatable story, something to comment with, i wanted a to think of a story where i had a friend that actually was awkward but then learned how to play and then kick ass at every match, then some details became screwy and a new story formed. It was one of those stories where things don't get blown out of proportion, but a "We were surrounded by 30 men with guns" when it was just 2 people with a crowbar. An exaggeration.

But then it actually happened. He actually did get sick and never came back online.
He IS at the bottom of my friends list because he hasn't been online in nearly 3 or 4 years. My memory is bad, and i apologize for that.

That story you brought up was the story i went with because i wanted something to comment with. But if you keep looking, there is another version of that story. The one i used to make this comment with. And that is the one when when fiction became fact. Horrible traumatizing fact.

I'm sorry if i caused any unnecessary confusion.
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#71 - twothreefivefive (08/17/2016) [-]
I see, no harm done though. Appreciate the explanation and hope you feel okay.
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#60 - loctos (08/17/2016) [-]
I'm smelling a... PHONEY!
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#58 - dubstepforme (08/17/2016) [-]
Bump because curious
#44 - ehhhhhh, nah 08/11/2016 on GET IN THE BOAT +4
#27 - Alright cool, same username as here?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2016 on battletechmech's profile 0
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#28 - battletechmech (08/11/2016) [-]
nah "Evil Ash"
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