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twondai

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Gender: male
Age: 110
Youtube Channel: twondai
Steam Profile: twondai
Video Games Played: skyrim,half life 1 & 2,halo 1,2,3,reach,odst
X-box Gamertag: twondai
Date Signed Up:8/05/2012
Last Login:6/02/2015
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Content Ranking:#1013
Comment Ranking:#3185
Highest Content Rank:#989
Highest Comment Rank:#1188
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Content Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
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Level 250 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 251 Comments: Contaminated Win
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Content Views:404841
Times Content Favorited:619 times
Total Comments Made:2613
FJ Points:10638
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#4 - no thanks ima just leave 05/31/2015 on Kid vomits while singing... 0
#130 - Picture 05/29/2015 on Wallpaper comp +2
#20 - he looks like he ate a few too many netbeans 05/29/2015 on *high fives* -1
#15 - found fedoralover's main account 05/29/2015 on its a treehouse now +6
#313 - >be me >2007 >hanging with aforementioned fr…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2015 on Anyone need a friend? +1
User avatar #314 - etiennesk (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh... Well then... Glad to be your new friend, mate!

I honestly didn't expect you to tell a story, holy shit.
I don't even care if it's true or not, that's amazing!
#297 - i'm moving to another country and i'm horrible at making frien…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2015 on Anyone need a friend? 0
User avatar #303 - etiennesk (05/28/2015) [-]
I'll be your friend, but on one condition... You have to tell me the story of how you found out how tight a tiger's pussy is.

this is the kind of shit that makes good stories to share a beer with, m8
User avatar #313 - twondai (05/28/2015) [-]
>be me
>2007
>hanging with aforementioned friends at a pub
>friend is piss drunk
>really wants to get laid
>keeps complaining about how there should be a pussy on his dick at all times
>starts getting annoying
>trying to get him to shut the fuck up, tell him to break into the zoo and fuck the tiger
>gets pissed at me and leaves
>whatever, probably gonna stagger to his place and pass out
but no...
>4:00 in the fucking morning get a call from the police department
>friend needs bail money
>ask him what the fuck he did
>he broke into the fucking zoo, scaled the fucking fence thing on the fucking tigers area
> the top was fenced off, like a sideways fence forming a ceiling/roof
>fucker always carries a swiss army knife with him
>not one of those shitty ass knives you get for a dollar, those nice ass ones that'll kill your bank account
>spends 30 minutes cutting the fence with the small wire cutter thing in his knife
you can guess what happened next.
some guys nearby heard screaming and really aggressive cat meowling type noise. they called the cops and they busted the gate open and found him at the top of the fence, too scared to get down. luckily, he was sober enough to run as soon as it woke up. the fucker still has nasty scar on his ankle where the tiger clawed him. it didn't go deep, but that shit's wide.
and that's how my friend found out how tight a tiger's pussy is.
User avatar #314 - etiennesk (05/28/2015) [-]
Oh... Well then... Glad to be your new friend, mate!

I honestly didn't expect you to tell a story, holy shit.
I don't even care if it's true or not, that's amazing!
#153 - also "hurr durr fuq da police ima real gangsta 420" 05/27/2015 on Admins Summer Cottage -1
#151 - i actually think weed shouldn't be illegal, since it's negativ… 05/27/2015 on Admins Summer Cottage 0
#84 - just keep drugs out of your life. Maybe try weed if you really…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2015 on Admins Summer Cottage +4
#141 - anonymous (05/27/2015) [-]
Fuck legality, do what you want. Don't listen to faggots on the internet.
User avatar #153 - twondai (05/27/2015) [-]
also
"hurr durr fuq da police ima real gangsta 420"
User avatar #151 - twondai (05/27/2015) [-]
i actually think weed shouldn't be illegal, since it's negative side effects aren't that crazy. the reason i brought up legality is because police exist
#107 - anonymous (05/27/2015) [-]
Nutella is only eaten my sub-humans
-random guy on the internet who quotes himself
#94 - i always say "good luck having fun!" then i get … 05/27/2015 on The Biggest Lie +1

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User avatar #80 - twondai (05/01/2015) [-]
MY DAD UNBOXES A KNIFE!
#79 - twondai (03/07/2015) [-]
**twondai used "*roll picture*"**
**twondai rolled image**
User avatar #78 - twondai (03/07/2015) [-]
*roll image*
User avatar #72 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
boop
#73 to #72 - twondai (02/27/2015) [-]
boop
boop
User avatar #74 to #73 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
good morning.
User avatar #75 to #74 - twondai (02/27/2015) [-]
but it's noon already!
User avatar #76 to #75 - murrlogic ONLINE (02/27/2015) [-]
Its 9:35 AM
User avatar #71 - twondai (01/09/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user lightarcanine ** stupid faggot little cocksucker
#68 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
giffythetoad reverse
User avatar #70 to #69 - twondai (01/04/2015) [-]
lel
#67 - twondai (01/01/2015) [-]
**twondai rolled user inteus ** hey
you're a stupid butthead
get the **** outta my profile
#63 - twondai (10/23/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** i need a hug
User avatar #64 to #63 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
hudda hudda huh
User avatar #66 to #65 - xxangelisxx (10/23/2014) [-]
all day erryday
User avatar #62 - twondai (08/24/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xenxio ** i would hug you if you were real
User avatar #59 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user xxangelisxx ** you're my reason to masturbate
User avatar #60 to #59 - xxangelisxx (07/19/2014) [-]
Uhoh.
User avatar #61 to #60 - twondai (07/19/2014) [-]
oh yeah
User avatar #56 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolls 01** not dubs
User avatar #55 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user playfilly ** you are my favorite
User avatar #57 to #55 - playfilly (07/04/2014) [-]
Thanks
#53 - ragdollomg (07/03/2014) [-]
i just thought i'd come and congratulate you on your success on reaching the optimal number of comments
User avatar #54 to #53 - twondai (07/04/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #42 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my colored teeeeext
User avatar #52 to #42 - twondai (06/25/2014) [-]
where??

User avatar #58 to #52 - twondai (07/06/2014) [-]
my days of colored text are over
User avatar #41 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #43 to #41 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
up your's
User avatar #44 to #43 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
You thumbed my content

"If you thumb this I will write **** you on your profile"

I'm just delivering, faggot
#45 to #44 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i honestly did not expect you to deliver. good job
User avatar #46 to #45 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
soundofwinter always delivers
User avatar #47 to #46 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
i'll take a large peperroni with chicken nuggets and hot sauce on the side
User avatar #48 to #47 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
okay, it's at your local library
User avatar #49 to #48 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
deliver it
User avatar #50 to #49 - soundofwinter (06/24/2014) [-]
where's my money
User avatar #51 to #50 - twondai (06/24/2014) [-]
you get it when you deliver
User avatar #40 - twondai (05/30/2014) [-]
whaag
User avatar #19 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
tylosaurus
User avatar #20 to #19 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #21 to #20 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #22 to #21 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Hey?
User avatar #23 to #22 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm bored and i saw you were online and i felt like wasting your time
User avatar #24 to #23 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Oh, okay.
User avatar #25 to #24 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
i'm gonna do this again with ************
User avatar #26 to #25 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #27 to #26 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
now we just wait for him
#28 to #27 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
What happens when he's here?
Orgy?
User avatar #29 to #28 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
well, he just sent me a friend request. i accepted
User avatar #31 to #29 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
A friend request? I'm sure that's a sign of ************ wanting to **** more than just mudkips.
User avatar #37 to #31 - mudkipfucker (05/28/2014) [-]
did someone say orgy?
User avatar #38 to #37 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #32 to #31 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
he wants to **** minecraft characters with asian sounding names
User avatar #33 to #32 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
cool
User avatar #34 to #33 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
this is the longest conversation I've had with another human being
#36 to #34 - tylosaurus (05/28/2014) [-]
So how do you like the somewhat socialness?
User avatar #35 to #34 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
and i must end it now, for i am as tired as a bitchnugget
User avatar #30 to #29 - twondai (05/28/2014) [-]
but yes, i originally intended to have an orgy
#17 - anonymous (05/07/2014) [-]
Existence is malicious
User avatar #18 to #17 - twondai (05/07/2014) [-]
who da **** is you
User avatar #15 - twondai (05/06/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user samoaspider ** you remind me of the babe
User avatar #16 to #15 - samoaspider ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
k.
User avatar #14 - twondai (04/26/2014) [-]
**twondai rolled user tylosaurus **you remind me of the babe
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