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Gender: male
Steam Profile: twoderrick
Consoles Owned: PC Mustard Rice
Video Games Played: strategy, shooting, and everything in between
Interests: Making Hentai
Date Signed Up:8/25/2011
Location:The basement in the sky
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#52 - twoderrick
(07/27/2014) [-]
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#127 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
In your personal opinion, from 1 to Homestuck, how cancerous is:

Steven Universe Fandom
People that roleplay as hentai characters
People that roleplay as characters in general
#128 to #127 - twoderrick (08/14/2015) [-]
homestuck -1
race traitors
between 4-6
never seen one maybe 3-7
solid 6.5
#129 to #128 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
Thanks for the answers

Here's your complimentary left shark
#130 to #129 - twoderrick (08/14/2015) [-]
why ask?
#131 to #130 - dalokan ONLINE (08/14/2015) [-]
We barely talk nowadays so I wanted to know your opinions on stuff
#125 - Falkor (07/09/2015) [-]
#126 to #125 - twoderrick (07/10/2015) [-]
#115 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
So what's up mayne? What are ya up to?
#116 to #115 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Playing GTA V for PC
#117 to #116 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah see I bought it too but haven't had the chance to play. I'm working right now but I'm almost done which is bretty great.

Is it any good?
#118 to #117 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
Controls are a bit off for my tastes
Right now I'm importing my PS3 GTA5 character
#119 to #118 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
Gotchya. I really like gta4's controls so I don't see it being a problem.

I heard if you go to the strip club though your mic blasts globally to everyone. Is that true?
#120 to #119 - twoderrick (04/14/2015) [-]
your mic is always on globally unless set otherwise.
#121 to #120 - notred ONLINE (04/14/2015) [-]
I meant like activated. Guess not though.
#110 - comradegeneral (03/18/2015) [-]
How are you mate, haven't heard about you in a while.
#111 to #110 - twoderrick (03/18/2015) [-]
That because I'm not doing anything worth talking about.
I might have an image done by next month (might)
#92 - dalokan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
What are your prices?

I wanna get a picture edited so i thought i'd ask you since you're proficient at it
#93 to #92 - twoderrick (03/07/2015) [-]
just let me see the image
#94 to #93 - dalokan ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-]
ite w8 let me get it first
#95 to #94 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
.... got it yet?
#96 to #95 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
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that pic, but replaced with franken fran
#97 to #96 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Btw, I don't do commissions anymore. I still do requests though.
#98 to #97 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
why naut tho.

Well, that's the request, i guess.
#99 to #98 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]
Because I've had a full time job for a year and i'm apparently too Jewish to spend my earnings like a normal bloak. Plus I live with my parents now because my roomate decided to bring his toddler to come live with us, and I ain't havin that. Because of this my only bills to pay are now car insurance and gas.

Your request looks pretty easy to do, I'll try to get you a ruff composite soon.
#100 to #99 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
#101 to #100 - twoderrick (03/08/2015) [-]

Now is the time to point things out.
I also suggest crudely drawing stitches over the spots you want stitches. (on the arms and breasts or whatever)
#103 to #101 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
Aside from that looks great, digging the whole "finish up quickly" face you put on it.

indifference is hot af
#108 to #103 - twoderrick (03/09/2015) [-]
Try not to just upload the image here, I didn't enjoy my ban.


Okay, I got most of the structural lines added in.
I noticed in other images that there are stitches on each finger, do you want those?
I WOULD change the tank top to a lab coat but having already drew the stitches on her arm I'm not sure I want to anymore, what do you think?
I don't know what the things on her head are called, but I was having a hard time finding the right color for them, most colored images of franken fran have great variation between them. So I was just going to ask what color was more what you were thinking. Once again just open paint, find a color that looks good, and color over it like you were finger painting in a hospital ward full of epileptic children.
(I'm going to add the neck stitch but I just noticed I forgot it.)
#109 to #108 - dalokan ONLINE (03/09/2015) [-]
Sure, stitches on fingers sounds swell.

uh, just keep the tank top, that doesn't need a change.

The big screws can just be black and white, however you could add a little rust to them.

Sorry about that ban tho
#113 to #109 - twoderrick (04/09/2015) [-]
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy ****.   
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.   
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.   

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If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
Image is done. Took a long time because I'm a lazy ****.
But I got a new monitor that is not a piece of crap.
So it looks better than it would have if I had not been a lazy asshole.
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If you see anything you want me to touch up point it out.
#114 to #113 - dalokan ONLINE (04/09/2015) [-]
**************** man, thanks
#102 to #101 - dalokan ONLINE (03/08/2015) [-]
maybe a stitch over the right nipple?
#87 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
do you want colored text?
#88 to #87 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
I suppose so
#89 to #88 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
make the trade
#90 to #89 - twoderrick (02/28/2015) [-]
colored text item can't be traded
#91 to #90 - dalokan ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]

#86 - twoderrick (01/12/2015) [-]
**twoderrick used "*roll 1, 0-99*"**
**twoderrick rolls 71**
#73 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
Haven't heard about you recently, are you still alive?
#74 to #73 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
yeah, working alot recently though.
#75 to #74 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
Is everything going good so far?
#76 to #75 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
i guess but i'm rather sick.
I bought a computer with a touch screen hoping it would help me to do better art, but it's not working like I hoped. I have to tap the screen twice before dragging my finger.
It's not working out so well.
#77 to #76 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
That sucks man, hope you get well soon.

About the touch screen, can't you bring it back and demand the money back?
Sorry, i'm a eurofag so i don't realy know how it works over there.
#78 to #77 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well i bought it from a friend, and there isn't anything functionally wrong with it either.
it's just to click and drag that what you have to do.
#79 to #78 - comradegeneral (12/06/2014) [-]
K, then.

Keep us updated about your art.
#80 to #79 - twoderrick (12/06/2014) [-]
well, i have been doing some small time editing on the side, but it's probably not images people would want to see. things like futa and vore.
#81 to #80 - comradegeneral (12/07/2014) [-]
I know what futa is and i don't like it, but what is vore?
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#83 to #82 - comradegeneral (12/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 to #83 - twoderrick (12/07/2014) [-]
and thats why i haven't been updating.
most people wouldn't want to see it so i try to keep the site mostly vanilla
#72 - twoderrick (11/19/2014) [-]