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#21 - **twistedrider used "*roll picture*"** **twistedrider rolle… 06/21/2015 on real life skills 0
#7 - **** the red cunt I would if I could. 06/15/2015 on .... +4
#217 - I love you, admin<3 06/13/2015 on Saturday morning, get a... 0
#198 - You can always post on my profile, Admin. I'll be your dear fr… 03/21/2015 on Be Addy's friend 0
#1019 - Mass Effect series.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2015 on Skyrim 0
#1024 - anon (03/18/2015) [-]
I was going to say the same- with the stipulation that I'd write myself a note to turn off the game right after the conversation with Anderson and never look back.
Of course this implies I have no memory of it the first time through
#16 - Or just go " **** you" to feminists and call i…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on average tumblr user +4
#60 - thismustbeseen (12/05/2014) [-]
I like this idea.
#100 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on see this guy gets it. 0
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#69 - I live on a mountain. I've had snow since last year. … 10/13/2014 on This time of the year 0
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User avatar #145 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
But I was against the anon's comment. . .
User avatar #130 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He just thinks that Islam is outside of criticism and if you happen to be cynical about it you're racist and a bad person
User avatar #144 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
Firstly, I'm a girl, secondly , my point was regarding the racism against Muslims, yes some Muslims have wronged, but it doesn't mean you should hate on every other Muslim.
User avatar #147 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I said that Islam itself by it's own text is dangerous. The quotes I posted before

"Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur'an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph."

"Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the Religion of Truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low."

"O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those [slaves] whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet, if the Prophet desired to marry her – specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you; and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful".

"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."

Are clearly not something that fits into the modern day and to be honest it's quite disgusting
User avatar #146 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I never once said anything about all muslims but you kept insinuating that I did?

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#18 to #17 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, look at that. Attention directed at me.   
That's a new one.
Well, look at that. Attention directed at me.

That's a new one.
#19 to #18 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
you should be grateful then
bow before me hahahaha

anyway, onside note, how are you doing so far?
User avatar #20 to #19 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Horrible. The police took the license plate on my car, because it's apparently illegally tuned. It is a plain 2005 Volkswagen Passat.

Otherwise, I am doing great! As for you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
aww, sucks
hope luck will come to you to repent that event

ah good to hear if you are doing great
as for me, things good, but quite meh, no major event occurred
User avatar #22 to #21 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Sounds great. Everything's best when nothing is going on. Leaves to time to just lean back, relax with some music and a cold beer while smoking a pipe.
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]

anyway, what are you up to at the tiem being?
User avatar #24 to #23 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Leaning back, relaxing, having a beer and smoking a pipe. As for you, Sir/Lady?
#25 to #24 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
having fun tiem eh, in that case, apologize fur ruining em with my presence

as fur me, just lurkin around interweb, hoping to find some amusement and things
nothing much to tell
User avatar #26 to #25 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're relaxing in that case.

It's a damned good hobby.
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
yeah, have lot's tiem to kill
but dunnoh what to do
any idea?
User avatar #28 to #27 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Asking me for things to do is no good option. I usually just slack off because I don't like having to be on the move a lot.

I may well be the link between Humans and sloths.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
don't say that
it's our choice to do "nothing"
it's not wasting tiem, but it is what we want to do
User avatar #15 - zameckis (01/07/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add!!1
Hope we can get along!
User avatar #16 to #15 - twistedrider (01/07/2013) [-]
I am very sure we will, matey!
User avatar #11 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
We got ourselves a Katawa Sho-war. Look at what you've doneeeeee.
#12 to #11 - twistedrider (01/05/2013) [-]
The feels from Katawa Shoujo are immense. But warfare was always inevitable.

Lilly and Hanako shall stand triumphant, and lead us all to glory.
User avatar #13 to #12 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
I honestly like Rin + Hanako. Shizune thing was a joke, I feel like she would be a douche and totally say something like that. Btw incoming bad puns and jokes on the thread.
User avatar #14 to #13 - twistedrider (01/05/2013) [-]
Good...Good...I love me some bad puns!
#1 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 to #1 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Greetings, Sir/Madame/It.

What hospitality may I offer you on this profile of mine?
#3 to #2 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
my my, such a warm welcome
hm.,., sparring some of your time for a little chit chat will be very much appreciated, if my presence is not being a bother of course
User avatar #4 to #3 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh course, I have no problem with that. What was on your mind?
#5 to #4 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
glad to hear

my mind?
hm.,., that's something vague,
maybe it's you at the tiem being sir twistedrider

onside note, how are you today sir rider ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
I am doing good, despite knowing this will year will be bad for me. Just got the parts to finish up my car, which I will take for a long run this summer.
#7 to #6 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
will be bad?
something happened?
i hope you will manage somehow, may luck always by your side
User avatar #8 to #7 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, first January, when going to work, I went face down into the driveway. And broke my nose. Seven in the morning.

User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (01/04/2013) [-]
my my, quite unfortunate
i hope your nose regenerate soon

User avatar #10 to #9 - twistedrider (01/04/2013) [-]
Thank you. I am sure it will. I am currently walking around with a small metal plate the place I broke it. It will only make it hurt so much more if I break it again.
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