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#129 - ...I seriously can't believe someone took my comment seriously…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Check your priviliges 0
User avatar #145 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
But I was against the anon's comment. . .
User avatar #130 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He just thinks that Islam is outside of criticism and if you happen to be cynical about it you're racist and a bad person
User avatar #144 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
Firstly, I'm a girl, secondly , my point was regarding the racism against Muslims, yes some Muslims have wronged, but it doesn't mean you should hate on every other Muslim.
User avatar #147 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I said that Islam itself by it's own text is dangerous. The quotes I posted before

"Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur'an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph."

"Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the Religion of Truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low."

"O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those [slaves] whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet, if the Prophet desired to marry her – specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you; and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful".

"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."

Are clearly not something that fits into the modern day and to be honest it's quite disgusting
User avatar #146 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I never once said anything about all muslims but you kept insinuating that I did?
#38 - Could you show me? I might go blind because of my eyes are fuc… 07/15/2014 on Check your priviliges +8
#37 - Fuck you, Anon.  [+] (39 new replies) 07/15/2014 on Check your priviliges -9
User avatar #102 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Why is this getting downthumbed? Racism?
As a muslim myself I find this absolutely disgusting.
User avatar #108 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
And to be honest Muslims are causing a lot of problems in Europe so this has to be expected right?
User avatar #110 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Look at what's happening in Gaza and then hate on muslims. Just know that, what has a muslim done to you, personally.
User avatar #113 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Robbed my dad's car. Beat the shit out of my best friend in school because he had a fight with one of their cousins. Literally 6 guys jumped him for that. Grew up in a predominately muslim area and used to get teased all the time for being white.

And themuslimissue.wordpress.com/2012/08/10/france-70-of-entire-nations-prison-inmates-are-muslim-making-up-12-french-population/

muslimstatistics.wordpress.com/2014/03/29/uk-muslim-prison-population-doubles-in-a-decade-to-27-muslim-mp-blames-it-on-islamophobia/
User avatar #116 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
The second link is basically slandering every muslim imprisoned, and yes, most European countries and Western countries are islamophobic, (for example, most of fj is islamophobic, ie; sand niggers, terrorists) And even IF THESE STATISTICS WERE CORRECT, DOES IT GIVE YOU A RIGHT TO BE RACIST? It isn't funny.
User avatar #136 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
Aslo, Islam is not a race, but a cult.
User avatar #135 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
People are afraid of muslims because they are mostly bad people who cause violent crimes. It's like blaming crime on criminalphobia, see I can swing the pendulum too.
User avatar #117 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
I wasn't saying it is funny.

And racism isn't a thought crime. I can say "All women deserve to be raped" and guess what? i'm allowed to. The same way i'm allowed to be racist. Calling somebody racist doesn't mean they are a bad person or automatically wrong.

And those statistics are correct and saying western countries are islamophobic is kind of hilarious considering whenever something bad happens to somebody because they pissed off muslims by drawing a cartoon people immediately rush to say "It's not all muslims and it's the cartoon creators fault!" and yes it isn't all muslims but it's more then white people on a percentage level which I would say gives me a reason to say multiculturalism is not working because it's the white people (Again on percentages) who are working more and paying more and are going to jail less then the other races.

I'm not Anti muslim or whatever. I just don't think blacks, muslims etc have shown that they are a benefit for society.

Again just look at statistics and try to understand from a white persons perspective. Your people have cultivated this land for thousands of years and have gone from a small tribe to a great nation from your own merits and now you see people from way outside of europe coming into your country and pulling shit like this? If the roles were switched DON'T EVEN PRETEND that muslims would be accepting and welcoming to white people if they committed more crimes in your native land.

Again not Anti Muslim I have known black, muslim people who have been great guys but it doesn't change the prison populations or welfare distributions.
User avatar #120 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
What makes you think that other races and people have not contributed as much a white people? Without the rest of the world, you could not live as you live today.
Also, because a person is in prison, does that mean they have done something bad, or commited a crime, detrimental to society? I mean, I know a lot of people jailed for Joint Enterprise, for a crime they did not partake in. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p021gb62
And, please, get in touch with the news in Israel, and what the Israeli people are doing to Palestinians. You see most Palestinians are muslim, and the Israeli plan to wipe out them, yet nobody will stop the slaughter and massacre of innocent CIVILLIANS, as they don't want to save muslims.
User avatar #137 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
>What makes you think that other races and people have not contributed as much a white people? Without the rest of the world, you could not live as you live today.
Because 95% of inventions are made by whites.
>Also, because a person is in prison, does that mean they have done something bad, or commited a crime, detrimental to society?
People go to prison when they commit criminal acts, I don't think I could call a criminal a good person.
Also, Jews are doing to Muslims what Muslims have done to Jews a long time ago.
User avatar #122 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Whoa there I totally agree on your Israeli point so why are you insinuating that I don't?
#129 - twistedrider (07/15/2014) [-]
...I seriously can't believe someone took my comment seriously. And It had to be a muslim. Seriously, religious people in general needs to learn irony/sarcasm and humor.
User avatar #145 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
But I was against the anon's comment. . .
User avatar #130 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
He just thinks that Islam is outside of criticism and if you happen to be cynical about it you're racist and a bad person
User avatar #144 - xxf (07/16/2014) [-]
Firstly, I'm a girl, secondly , my point was regarding the racism against Muslims, yes some Muslims have wronged, but it doesn't mean you should hate on every other Muslim.
User avatar #147 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I said that Islam itself by it's own text is dangerous. The quotes I posted before

"Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur'an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph."

"Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the Religion of Truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low."

"O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those [slaves] whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet, if the Prophet desired to marry her – specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you; and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful".

"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."

Are clearly not something that fits into the modern day and to be honest it's quite disgusting
User avatar #146 - turtletroll (07/16/2014) [-]
I never once said anything about all muslims but you kept insinuating that I did?
User avatar #109 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Europe? You've got to be kidding! What trouble?
User avatar #111 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Muslims have jobless rates more than twice the national average. And just look at the crime rates!
User avatar #115 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
And, this is a very weak argument.
I live in Britain, where unemployment levels are very high, and most traditionally English people despise foreigners, because ''they took our jobs! feckin hell!'' Who is to say that Muslims commit the most crime? Because last I saw, 10% of the people in my LOCAL prison were Muslim.
User avatar #138 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
And you pulled those statistics out of your ass?
The resoults are made when you take a % of the population and see how much crime they cause, like in America blacks are around 13% of the entire population and cause 50% of all crime.
User avatar #112 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
And, may I ask where you got this from? I can't stand all this hate on a religion, because of some people or groups that commit crimes, and follow this religion. AND, if a person of a Christian background had been a terrorist, would everyone hate Christians?
User avatar #139 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #114 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
The IRA were Christians.

And it's not that much to do with terrorists but more to do with just the crime rate and unemployment rate.

Especially rape crimes.
User avatar #118 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Slandering a whole religion and every single one of it's followers. May I say, do you not realise that Islam is a religion, not just a small group. It consists of kind hearted people, people who are very pious, peaceful, and devote their lives to what they believe in. How can you say that these people, amongst the bad and the evil, should be hated and seen as inferior, because a person who believes in the same things takes part in illegal affairs and crimes.Nobody reserves the right to be racist, no matter who it is target at.
User avatar #119 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
During the Northern Ireland conflicts it was okay to say that the Irish Catholics were not beneficial to society. Because they weren't.

Religion isn't exempt from criticism.

And would you call the Christians during the crusades peaceful and kind hearted people? no I wouldn't either and while the muslims in the modern day are not like the crusaders they still are not as productive and helpful as the native people. That doesn't mean they can't be in the future because the Northern Irish right now are pulling their weight.

It's just that Islam is in a bad place right now and maybe it's best to close the borders until it has all calmed down or until Islam it self starts to die like Christianity is doing because let's be honest “Whoever changes his Islamic religion, kill him.” (Hadith Al Buhkari vol. 9:57) and “Whoever seeks other than Islam as his religion, it will not be accepted from him, and in the hereafter he will be with the losers” “Slay the idolators [non-Muslims] wherever ye find them, and take them captive, and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the last Day…. Go forth, light-armed and heavy-armed, and strive with your wealth and your lives in the way of Allah! (Sura 9:5,29,41).
User avatar #127 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Turtle, I respect you and your opinion and I do not see the point in arguing anymore. I hope you have at least regarded the things I have stated, and in future, maybe seem less racist.
User avatar #124 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
Please, do not take pieces of the Quran and make it seem evil in a sense. Because you have not read it, have you? This is done in most scenarios and it is just disrespectful
User avatar #126 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
"Lo! Allah hath bought from the believers their lives and their wealth because the Garden will be theirs: they shall fight in the way of Allah and shall slay and be slain. It is a promise which is binding on Him in the Torah and the Gospel and the Qur'an. Who fulfilleth His covenant better than Allah? Rejoice then in your bargain that ye have made, for that is the supreme triumph."

"Fight against such of those who have been given the Scripture as believe not in Allah nor the Last Day, and forbid not that which Allah hath forbidden by His messenger, and follow not the Religion of Truth, until they pay the tribute readily, being brought low."

"O Prophet! surely We have made lawful to you your wives whom you have given their dowries, and those [slaves] whom your right hand possesses out of those whom Allah has given to you as prisoners of war, and the daughters of your paternal uncles and the daughters of your paternal aunts, and the daughters of your maternal uncles and the daughters of your maternal aunts who fled with you; and a believing woman if she gave herself to the Prophet, if the Prophet desired to marry her – specially for you, not for the (rest of) believers; We know what We have ordained for them concerning their wives and those whom their right hands possess in order that no blame may attach to you; and Allah is Forgiving, Merciful".

"Men are the maintainers of women because Allah has made some of them to excel others and because they spend out of their property; the good women are therefore obedient, guarding the unseen as Allah has guarded; and (as to) those on whose part you fear desertion, admonish them, and leave them alone in the sleeping-places and beat them; then if they obey you, do not seek a way against them; surely Allah is High, Great."
User avatar #121 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
*idolaters are people who worship idols
User avatar #123 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Isn't Muhammad a idol? And even so why does worshiping a idol make you deserving of death?
User avatar #125 - xxf (07/15/2014) [-]
No, it Muhammed(pbuh) is not an idol. An idol is basically a figure made out of stone or other materials and is worshipped with God or by itself. In Islam, assuming God has a partner is the greatest sin (shirk) and idol worshippers were usually muslim people that had strayed.
User avatar #140 - schnizel (07/16/2014) [-]
>An idol is an image or other material object representing a deity to which religious worship is addressed or any person or thing regarded with admiration, adoration, or devotion.
User avatar #128 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
So again that is deserving of death?
User avatar #105 - turtletroll (07/15/2014) [-]
Well the European FJ users on this site are more racist.

#104 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
As a non-muslim I find you absolutely disgusting.
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Whos anon?
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Found the terrorist
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General Extra Strong dip from norway is better than this american shit!
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#18 to #17 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Well, look at that. Attention directed at me.   
   
That's a new one.
Well, look at that. Attention directed at me.

That's a new one.
#19 to #18 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
hmp!
you should be grateful then
bow before me hahahaha


anyway, onside note, how are you doing so far?
User avatar #20 to #19 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Horrible. The police took the license plate on my car, because it's apparently illegally tuned. It is a plain 2005 Volkswagen Passat.

Otherwise, I am doing great! As for you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
aww, sucks
hope luck will come to you to repent that event

ah good to hear if you are doing great
as for me, things good, but quite meh, no major event occurred
User avatar #22 to #21 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Sounds great. Everything's best when nothing is going on. Leaves to time to just lean back, relax with some music and a cold beer while smoking a pipe.
User avatar #23 to #22 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
indeed

anyway, what are you up to at the tiem being?
User avatar #24 to #23 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Leaning back, relaxing, having a beer and smoking a pipe. As for you, Sir/Lady?
#25 to #24 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
having fun tiem eh, in that case, apologize fur ruining em with my presence

as fur me, just lurkin around interweb, hoping to find some amusement and things
nothing much to tell
User avatar #26 to #25 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Sounds like you're relaxing in that case.

It's a damned good hobby.
User avatar #27 to #26 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
yeah, have lot's tiem to kill
but dunnoh what to do
any idea?
User avatar #28 to #27 - twistedrider (02/14/2013) [-]
Asking me for things to do is no good option. I usually just slack off because I don't like having to be on the move a lot.

I may well be the link between Humans and sloths.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zameckis (02/14/2013) [-]
don't say that
it's our choice to do "nothing"
it's not wasting tiem, but it is what we want to do
User avatar #15 - zameckis (01/07/2013) [-]
Thanks for the add!!1
Hope we can get along!
User avatar #16 to #15 - twistedrider (01/07/2013) [-]
I am very sure we will, matey!
User avatar #11 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
We got ourselves a Katawa Sho-war. Look at what you've doneeeeee.
#12 to #11 - twistedrider (01/05/2013) [-]
The feels from Katawa Shoujo are immense. But warfare was always inevitable.

Lilly and Hanako shall stand triumphant, and lead us all to glory.
User avatar #13 to #12 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (01/05/2013) [-]
I honestly like Rin + Hanako. Shizune thing was a joke, I feel like she would be a douche and totally say something like that. Btw incoming bad puns and jokes on the thread.
User avatar #14 to #13 - twistedrider (01/05/2013) [-]
Good...Good...I love me some bad puns!
#1 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
greetings
User avatar #2 to #1 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Greetings, Sir/Madame/It.

What hospitality may I offer you on this profile of mine?
#3 to #2 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
my my, such a warm welcome
hm.,., sparring some of your time for a little chit chat will be very much appreciated, if my presence is not being a bother of course
User avatar #4 to #3 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Oh course, I have no problem with that. What was on your mind?
#5 to #4 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
glad to hear

my mind?
hm.,., that's something vague,
maybe it's you at the tiem being sir twistedrider

onside note, how are you today sir rider ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
I am doing good, despite knowing this will year will be bad for me. Just got the parts to finish up my car, which I will take for a long run this summer.
#7 to #6 - zameckis (01/03/2013) [-]
pardon?
will be bad?
something happened?
i hope you will manage somehow, may luck always by your side
User avatar #8 to #7 - twistedrider (01/03/2013) [-]
Well, first January, when going to work, I went face down into the driveway. And broke my nose. Seven in the morning.

User avatar #9 to #8 - zameckis (01/04/2013) [-]
my my, quite unfortunate
i hope your nose regenerate soon

User avatar #10 to #9 - twistedrider (01/04/2013) [-]
Thank you. I am sure it will. I am currently walking around with a small metal plate the place I broke it. It will only make it hurt so much more if I break it again.
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