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Date Signed Up:3/23/2012
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#217 - I hate children  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#219 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
It's ok, anyways. I took a leap of faith, at least I tried :3
#218 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
exactly
#215 - I don't give out my kik to people I don't know IRL. I'm sorry.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#216 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
Think of the children
#217 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
I hate children
#219 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
It's ok, anyways. I took a leap of faith, at least I tried :3
#218 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
exactly
#211 - The puppy dog eyes are real  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#213 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#212 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#208 - He's precious !  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#209 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
This dog is super photogenic. I mean, super.
User avatar #211 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
The puppy dog eyes are real
#213 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#212 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#210 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#206 - Excuse the cone of shame that my male dog is in, he's currentl…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#207 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
So cute. And that's so sad
This is my dog :3 He's part corgi, part collie.
#208 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
He's precious!
#209 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
This dog is super photogenic. I mean, super.
User avatar #211 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
The puppy dog eyes are real
#213 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#212 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#210 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#204 - Lhasa apsos. Little fluffy things.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
User avatar #205 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
omg i love those dogs
do you have a picture
#206 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
Excuse the cone of shame that my male dog is in, he's currently dying.
Kind of.
Maybe.
The vets don't even know what's wrong with him
#207 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
So cute. And that's so sad
This is my dog :3 He's part corgi, part collie.
#208 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
He's precious!
#209 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
This dog is super photogenic. I mean, super.
User avatar #211 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
The puppy dog eyes are real
#213 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#212 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#210 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#202 - My ideal Friday night? Probably bringing my duvet down t…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/21/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#203 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
ah yes, dogs are so glorious.
What kind of dogs are they?
User avatar #204 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
Lhasa apsos.
Little fluffy things.
User avatar #205 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
omg i love those dogs
do you have a picture
#206 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
Excuse the cone of shame that my male dog is in, he's currently dying.
Kind of.
Maybe.
The vets don't even know what's wrong with him
#207 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
So cute. And that's so sad
This is my dog :3 He's part corgi, part collie.
#208 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
He's precious!
#209 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
This dog is super photogenic. I mean, super.
User avatar #211 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
The puppy dog eyes are real
#213 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#212 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#210 - darkdoop (01/21/2015) [-]
#199 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on twatter's profile 0
User avatar #200 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
Point in case.
#175 - I was busy sorry, yes it does.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2015 on twatter's profile 0
User avatar #176 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
It's okay. I just got finished crying about it anyway.
#169 - It wasn't really a constant thing, it was after that selfie th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on twatter's profile 0
#170 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** That's a shame. I must say you are extremely pretty.

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#221 - plataeiou ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
Heyo.
#220 - darkdoop ONLINE (21 hours ago) [-]
Comment Picture
#214 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
kik me kik me
kik me kik me
#215 to #214 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
I don't give out my kik to people I don't know IRL.   
I'm sorry.
I don't give out my kik to people I don't know IRL.
I'm sorry.
#216 to #215 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
Think of the children
#217 to #216 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
I hate children
I hate children
#219 to #217 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
It's ok, anyways. I took a leap of faith, at least I tried :3
#218 to #217 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
exactly
exactly
#201 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
What is your ideal friday night
What is your ideal friday night
#202 to #201 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
My ideal Friday night?   
Probably bringing my duvet down to the living room and curling up into a ball of warmth, cuddling with my dogs as they too are little balls of warmth and watching some telly.   
Maybe order some pizza.
My ideal Friday night?
Probably bringing my duvet down to the living room and curling up into a ball of warmth, cuddling with my dogs as they too are little balls of warmth and watching some telly.
Maybe order some pizza.
#203 to #202 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
ah yes, dogs are so glorious.   
What kind of dogs are they?
ah yes, dogs are so glorious.
What kind of dogs are they?
User avatar #204 to #203 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
Lhasa apsos.
Little fluffy things.
User avatar #205 to #204 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
omg i love those dogs
do you have a picture
#206 to #205 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
Excuse the cone of shame that my male dog is in, he's currently dying.
Kind of.
Maybe.
The vets don't even know what's wrong with him
#207 to #206 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
So cute. And that's so sad
This is my dog :3 He's part corgi, part collie.
#208 to #207 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
He's precious!
He's precious!
#209 to #208 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
This dog is super photogenic. I mean, super.
User avatar #211 to #209 - twatter (01/21/2015) [-]
The puppy dog eyes are real
#213 to #211 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/21/2015) [-]
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
do you by any chance have a kik you could pm me?
#198 - Elk ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** I'm sorry, but I had to come back to tell you this..

I hate to sound like a dick about it, but I deleted you because you seem extremely dull. You're slow to respond, and it's like you have no personality when you do. It's like reading a school text book.

You really need to liven up a bit.

Anyway, have a good night.
User avatar #200 to #199 - Elk ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Point in case.
#174 - darkdoop ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
Never forget how super cool you are
Never forget how super cool you are
#173 - Elk ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"****Elk rolled image** Ignoring me is pretty cool, too.
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Ignoring me is pretty cool, too.
User avatar #175 to #173 - twatter (01/19/2015) [-]
I was busy sorry, yes it does.
User avatar #176 to #175 - Elk ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
It's okay. I just got finished crying about it anyway.
User avatar #165 - Elk ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Did you post nudes or something?
#167 to #165 - twatter (01/18/2015) [-]
Once upon a time.
Once upon a time.
User avatar #168 to #167 - Elk ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
why did you stop
User avatar #169 to #168 - twatter (01/18/2015) [-]
It wasn't really a constant thing, it was after that selfie thread Admin started and someone else started an **** one. I took part and the rest is history.
#170 to #169 - Elk ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** That's a shame. I must say you are extremely pretty.
#164 - plataeiou ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
bap
#163 - sexualhairassment ONLINE (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas lil'buddy
Merry Christmas lil'buddy
User avatar #157 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
How have you been?
#158 to #157 - twatter (12/06/2014) [-]
Gud
Gud
User avatar #159 to #158 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
That's awesome to hear
User avatar #160 to #159 - twatter (12/06/2014) [-]
Yourself?
User avatar #162 to #160 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
But it's ok I still love you girl :3
User avatar #161 to #160 - darkdoop ONLINE (12/06/2014) [-]
I've been good, thanks
I saw you won't be posting **** anymore. And I feel like your reasons are totally great and justified
User avatar #118 - vinylgirl (08/29/2014) [-]
thanks for liking my hoo-hoo
www.funnyjunk.com/nsfw/deGNLqr/My+pussy+as+requested/24#24
you're pretty yourself :3
#119 to #118 - twatter (08/29/2014) [-]
thank you
thank you
User avatar #120 to #119 - vinylgirl (08/29/2014) [-]
*lezzing out intensifies*

lel
User avatar #114 - darkdoop ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
did i miss anything good :,(
User avatar #115 to #114 - twatter (08/26/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure you were there for the **** thread ages ago.
User avatar #116 to #115 - darkdoop ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh so i didn't miss anything? awesome. i would've never forgave myself
User avatar #106 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
The heck did I miss here? o_O
User avatar #108 to #107 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Seriously, I feel like I missed a **** thing.
#109 to #108 - twatter (08/22/2014) [-]
You did.
You did.
User avatar #110 to #109 - plataeiou ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Should I be sad?
User avatar #111 to #110 - twatter (08/22/2014) [-]
If you like big boobs then yes.
Very.
User avatar #96 to #95 - twatter (06/08/2014) [-]
Ahaha.
User avatar #94 - xXferaligatrXx (06/07/2014) [-]
Me and my gf thing you have an amazing body
User avatar #89 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
I'm here to offer you my gratitude for sharing pics of yourself.
Also, I think your body rocks
User avatar #90 to #89 - twatter (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you. It was an extreme confidence boost, to be perfectly honest.
User avatar #91 to #90 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
To be perfectly honest, you boosted something in me as well ;)
A side for the gorgeous bossom and rear, you seem like a nice humble girl. You should be a little more confident. You have great assets.
User avatar #92 to #91 - twatter (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #93 to #92 - blacklightsun (06/04/2014) [-]
Thank you for the Eye Candy
User avatar #86 - sexualhairassment ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
twatter, your tits are epic!
#87 to #86 - twatter (06/03/2014) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
User avatar #88 to #87 - sexualhairassment ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I would have had a better word than epic, but I'll be honest, I'm having reduced blood flow to my brain right now.
User avatar #85 - koijoman (06/03/2014) [-]
love your **** !
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