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#3625 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/31/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor doses turtle up on morphine**
#3568 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
turtle ded yet?
User avatar #3569 to #3568 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
I'm getting there don't worry

I'll leave you all my FJ points in my will
#3570 to #3569 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
so generous

and who's getting your bong and bag of weed?
User avatar #3571 to #3570 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Shall be buried along side me with all my CDs
#3572 to #3571 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
ill have you buried next to freddy mercury
User avatar #3573 to #3572 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
I wouldn't mind that

#3574 to #3573 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
he gay so he gonn' be ********** you in heaven
User avatar #3575 to #3574 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
implying that magic fairy tale exists

You should educate yourself m'gentleman
#3576 to #3575 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
freddy admitted hes gay

prepare that turtle ass
User avatar #3577 to #3576 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
I meant heaven m8
#3578 to #3577 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll picture*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolled image**
what is turtles afterlife
#3579 to #3578 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #3580 to #3579 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
I am a nerd I can admit that but who isn't on FJ
#3581 to #3580 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
the millennials
they arent smart enough to be doorstops let alone nerds
User avatar #3582 to #3581 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
but muh 90s kid
#3583 to #3582 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
**** *****
kids born in the mid 90's and onwards are millennials

raised during the ********* of political correctness, they dont see the world with logic they see it with special snowflake vision
User avatar #3584 to #3583 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Guess me and sinzel are politically correct
#3585 to #3584 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
i dont think PC **** has hit bosnia yet....remember eastern europe is like 20 ******* years behind everyone else

you howver....are a millennial
User avatar #3586 to #3585 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Remember that the world's murder rate has dropped massively and world illiteracy rates have halved in recent years.
#3623 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
youre a bloody chav ******** u kno dat m8
User avatar #3624 to #3623 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
ur banter is weak m8

im the archbishop of banterbury
#3621 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
well its better to have conspiracies so we have things to look out for and study to see if theyre true or not than to be complacent and pretend life is good
User avatar #3622 to #3621 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Do you even banter m8
#3619 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
no because i know any debate with you will go the same way as with an american

it'll just revert into a lecture about "muh freedoms"

hence debate over
User avatar #3620 to #3619 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
What if the government is spreading all the conspiracies so we start to trust them
#3617 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
see this is why i cant talk to you about the issue...youve programmed yourself so heavily to refuse to accept any other angle of it outside what you want from it

debate closed
User avatar #3618 to #3617 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]

You want to now dont you
#3615 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
its simple
using the forbidden fruit apporach of constantly telling people dont use drugs so it adds temptation to use by people wanting to have something theyre not allowed to, and plausible deniability to cover up the governments true desire for people to actually use drugs

its like putting a jar of cookies on top of the fridge and telling your kid "dont touch"....you know theyre gonna try to get some
#3616 to #3615 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
That seems awfully convenient

"Dont do this"

Theyre only saying that to make us do it!

They only arrest us for murder to make us commit more murder
#3613 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
55% of people have been programmed to want it....and 1% of government admits to supporting it

User avatar #3614 to #3613 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Anti drug campaigns and insane prison sentences for those who use it is programming them to use drugs?
#3611 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
yeah but western countries play things in a pied piper way....leading the people down paths slower so they dont see **** happening till too late and by then they dont care

the illusion of democracy is all about convincing people they had some choice in the matter when all along the government just led them there
its not like communism where leaders can just say "this is how we want you to live and if you dont like it then you wont be alive"....democracy likes to play nice and trick people with subtlety

plus it wont affect the incarceration rates...theyll just change the group of people they lock up for 'reasons'
right now with the war theyll lower how many potheads go to jail and up the number of 'terrorists' they arrest....or men accused of rape...and when all else fails...round up some black guys
User avatar #3612 to #3611 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
All you have to do is look how many appose any form of legalization in america and how many people want it legalized. 55% of people want it legal yet 1% of those in government do.

You got it the wrong way round there.
#3609 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
and drugs tend to make peole complacent

another angle to why the war on drugs is **** is because the governments WANT people to be drugged up
drugged people dont question the **** the politicians do....they may talk about it but lack real motivation to do anything to stop it

look at how north korea has legal weed....its just there to help the oppressed working class cope with living in **** ....aka where the rest of us will end up soon enough thanks america

User avatar #3610 to #3609 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
But by your logic then they would want it legal so more people would use drugs correct?

The reason why that happens in america is because they privatized prisons and obviously are in the pockets of those cunts
#3607 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
well lets lok at how the world has done with drugs

china and opium...hey theyre a ********
the roman empire with their pleasure houses...welp a bunch of barbarians shut them down
british empire controlling a bunch of drugged up slave nations...grandpa england lost control of the world
eastern europe....hey theyre making drugs out of ******* car gasoline because its cheaper....so awesome
User avatar #3608 to #3607 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
And they all lost solely because of drugs

When a nation becomes a great empire the next generation has no need to go to war

First the people strive for something more and when they get it why do they need to give their lives up when they have everything they need?

Nothing to do with drugs but with complacency.
#3605 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
mr millennial....by giving ground to the problems just give them a foothold to make another move later

if you let them have a small victory now theyll just try for another and another etc
User avatar #3606 to #3605 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Well better then asking the genie to remove all drugs and drug users especially when every report taken including those done in nations where the drugs are illegal have shown the same thing time and time again
#3603 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
and again   
they shouldnt be doing it full stop   
why waste time, resources and space to accommodate something that shouldnt be happening....
and again
they shouldnt be doing it full stop

why waste time, resources and space to accommodate something that shouldnt be happening....
User avatar #3604 to #3603 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
They shouldn't but they will

It's better to make it so that they're all put out of our way instead of just having anywhere to do it. Saying they just shouldn't doesn't change anything
#3601 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
yeah and again...some smokers are total assholes who smoke in places they shouldnt and get self righteous when told they cant

you know how ******* annoying it is going to use a public toilet and not being able to breathe because some dicklicker had a smoke in there
User avatar #3602 to #3601 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Well they do that anyway so giving them a place they can do it legally without being bothered by anyone is better then anywhere right?
#3599 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
hey lets see......how many centuries have ******** been smoking whever they like even when other people make it clear they dont want it around....smokers just do it anyway

and it took a decade or two to start enforcing non-smoking areas that are still partly ignored by the ******** ....some of which grew up knowing about non-smoking yet still get uppity when they cant smoke where they want

legalizing weed will start the whole problem all over again just with a different substance

and again......those less-than-1% countries cannot be used as viable examples to change the world
User avatar #3600 to #3599 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Again though you can have weed smoking areas.

Works in all those places where it's legal.
#3597 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
yeah but legalizing drugs will just encourage it and make it an 'acceptable' part of life

same way as we have the problem with ******** smoking cigarettes everywhere
User avatar #3598 to #3597 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Have any proof of that?

Again man just look at reports from portugal it's interesting at the very least
#3595 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
taxing weed to pay for getting people off it
ummmm how about not having it so theres no need for rehab to get off it...and no withdrawal causing relapses back into using it

legalizing it to pay for people to stop using it is like usa going to war to kill people to prevent people from killing people

User avatar #3596 to #3595 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Again though you can't just get rid of it

Practically you can't just cut out all drug crime like magic

that strawman
#3593 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
the war on drugs wasnt even out to stop them...it was just made up to milk people for money and keep incarceration rates steady for the corporate run prisons

much as the WoD is **** ....going to the flip side and letting people have free access to drugs is just as bad
we should be just issuing 9mm's into the heads of criminals who make drugs and build society up to not need them except for medicinal use
User avatar #3594 to #3593 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Again though that's what legalization is about.

Portugal legalized it so it removes the need for a lot of organized crime. And the tax money made goes back into rehabilitation programs. That's why their drug use rates halved after 20 years. Stop focusing on the legal part and on the affects of that
#3591 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
yeah but when they become teenagers theyre supposed to question ****
the fact that this generation stopped questioning and just went along like cattle shows how dumb they are
User avatar #3592 to #3591 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
Well some of the greatest minds of the past believed the world was flat

For example you believe the war on drugs policy works even though every time it's been introduced it's failed massively in every respect.

You didn't even look into any of the case studies. So you didn't even question that.

pls dont get into this again
#3589 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
no...the ones who invented the snowflake theme were the parents and grandparents of the kids but the kids were dumb enough to play along with it

User avatar #3590 to #3589 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
kids tend to believe what theyre told

cant blame them
#3587 to #3586 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
youre still a millennial turty

you honestly believe the whole world can copy spain and netherlands legal weed policies

doing the math..theres over 200 countries in the world....those 2 make up less than 1%
spain and netherlands make up 0.8% of the world population

so 0.8% of the worlds population living in 0.9% of the countries....can somehow set an example for all of us?
User avatar #3588 to #3587 - turtletroll (07/30/2015) [-]
and a few american states.

Also remember those who pushed the special snowflake **** weren't born in the late 90s and 2000s
#3548 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
the hell you so quiet turtle?
User avatar #3549 to #3548 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
chest infection

been coughing phlegm and blood all week
#3550 to #3549 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
turtle gonna pepsi?
User avatar #3551 to #3550 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Have to go into the hospital tomorrow to make sure I don't have lung cancer or some **** at 19

Best life
#3552 to #3551 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
> smoke ********* of weed
> get lung cancer

"but... but.....the internet told me weed fights cancer....."
User avatar #3553 to #3552 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Probably from being around serious smokers my whole life
#3554 to #3553 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
turtle pepsi
User avatar #3555 to #3554 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Calling up and going in tomorrow.

americans say it takes months to get a appointment with nationalized healthcare
#3556 to #3555 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
well they have ****** obamacare and you dont
User avatar #3557 to #3556 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
Nah they bring up points about that happening in England

Always points made when margaret thatcher was prime minister though.
#3558 to #3557 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
incoming socialism into england?

United Kingdom becomes United Soviet Socialist Kingdom
User avatar #3559 to #3558 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
We've always been socialist.

Aside from when margaret thatcher was in and look how that went
#3560 to #3559 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
thathcher = unemployment and poverty
User avatar #3561 to #3560 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
b-b-but muh southern middle class
#3562 to #3561 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
**falloutsurvivor used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**falloutsurvivor rolls MechaHitler.**
who would turtle vote for
User avatar #3563 to #3562 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
I would

Who wouldn't
User avatar #3565 to #3564 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
An old idea

A new future

Vote for mechahitler today
#3566 to #3565 - falloutsurvivor ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
< schnizel wants this bad
User avatar #3567 to #3566 - turtletroll (07/29/2015) [-]
tfw might die before glorious racial uprising
User avatar #3547 - MasterMario (07/27/2015) [-]
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