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turtletroll

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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:8/31/2016
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#1331 - **turtletroll used "*roll picture*"** **turtletroll rolled … 08/09/2016 on It's over. FJ is shutting... 0
#4057 - We don't that's a cockney thing  [+] (3 new replies) 08/08/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4058 - omarakbar (08/08/2016) [-]
so a Lancashire thing is to be manly and call the southern brits "poncy women"

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#4059 - turtletroll (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah they are nonces. never met a cockney who didn't lie out his ass 24/7
#4060 - omarakbar (08/10/2016) [-]
hell i met a cockney who left england and after so many years he lost his accent,,, and had to put on a bad fake cockney accent
#4055 - Maybe not even a good lad. But a lad none the less. His banter…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4056 - omarakbar (08/08/2016) [-]
even if you british lads do like drinking fookin room temperature beer
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#4057 - turtletroll (08/08/2016) [-]
We don't that's a cockney thing
#4058 - omarakbar (08/08/2016) [-]
so a Lancashire thing is to be manly and call the southern brits "poncy women"

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#4059 - turtletroll (08/10/2016) [-]
Yeah they are nonces. never met a cockney who didn't lie out his ass 24/7
#4060 - omarakbar (08/10/2016) [-]
hell i met a cockney who left england and after so many years he lost his accent,,, and had to put on a bad fake cockney accent
#16 - Because it's probably legal and legal highs are the thing … 08/07/2016 on First reply, best reply 0
#9 - Drug dealing is a job  [+] (6 new replies) 08/05/2016 on "Hello Madame" +368
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#21 - middleeastexplain (08/05/2016) [-]
So is prostitution

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#10 - duskie (08/05/2016) [-]
she is one hell of a dealer then
#11 - anon (08/05/2016) [-]
did you just assume it's gender cis scum
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#24 - notjustalurker (08/05/2016) [-]
*xer gender
#47 - slyforawhiteguy (08/05/2016) [-]
**slyforawhiteguy used "*roll picture*"**
**slyforawhiteguy rolled image**my preferred nongender neutral pronoun is comrade
#15 - herbolifee (08/05/2016) [-]
>it's gender
Back to school with ye.
#4052 - Yonner?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/01/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4053 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yonner

a yonner who dont know 'es a yonner

bloody hell
#4049 - Lancashire Opposite side of the country to london  [+] (3 new replies) 08/01/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4050 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
oh so youre a bloody Yonner
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#4052 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Yonner?
#4053 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yonner

a yonner who dont know 'es a yonner

bloody hell
#4047 - But i'm not from london and I like where i live  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4048 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
what part of englandistan you live
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#4049 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Lancashire

Opposite side of the country to london
#4050 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
oh so youre a bloody Yonner
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#4052 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Yonner?
#4053 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yonner

a yonner who dont know 'es a yonner

bloody hell
#4044 - What's the difference between limey and cockney I'd d…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/29/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4045 - omarakbar (07/31/2016) [-]
a cockneys is a proud east londoner
a limey is a londoner who wants out of england

kinda reminds me of a joke

a pom will live FOR his country but he wont live IN his country
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#4047 - turtletroll (07/31/2016) [-]
But i'm not from london and I like where i live
#4048 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
what part of englandistan you live
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#4049 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Lancashire

Opposite side of the country to london
#4050 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
oh so youre a bloody Yonner
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#4052 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Yonner?
#4053 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yonner

a yonner who dont know 'es a yonner

bloody hell
#4042 - I honestly don't even know what scene im in now  [+] (9 new replies) 07/28/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4043 - omarakbar (07/29/2016) [-]
play captain planet
instead of erath fire wind water and heart.... turtle is chav, limey, pikey, cockney, and europoor
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#4044 - turtletroll (07/29/2016) [-]
What's the difference between limey and cockney

I'd die before i became a pikey
#4045 - omarakbar (07/31/2016) [-]
a cockneys is a proud east londoner
a limey is a londoner who wants out of england

kinda reminds me of a joke

a pom will live FOR his country but he wont live IN his country
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#4047 - turtletroll (07/31/2016) [-]
But i'm not from london and I like where i live
#4048 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
what part of englandistan you live
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#4049 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Lancashire

Opposite side of the country to london
#4050 - omarakbar (08/01/2016) [-]
oh so youre a bloody Yonner
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#4052 - turtletroll (08/01/2016) [-]
Yonner?
#4053 - omarakbar (08/02/2016) [-]
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yonner

a yonner who dont know 'es a yonner

bloody hell