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turtletroll

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
Last Login:9/25/2016
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Comment Ranking:#2188
Highest Content Rank:#1834
Highest Comment Rank:#79
Content Thumbs: 4260 total,  4969 ,  709
Comment Thumbs: 39259 total,  42110 ,  2851
Content Level Progress: 23% (23/100)
Level 139 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 61.8% (618/1000)
Level 331 Comments: Practically Famous → Level 332 Comments: Practically Famous
Subscribers:3
Content Views:307383
Times Content Favorited:286 times
Total Comments Made:7273
FJ Points:19648
Favorite Tags: OC (3)

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#4115 - a 6ft tall hobbit 09/23/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4112 - am high as fook  [+] (1 reply) 09/20/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4113 - omarakbar (09/21/2016) [-]
makes me think are you rally doing an apprenticeship or just hallucinating it
#4109 - NO  [+] (1 reply) 09/19/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4110 - omarakbar (09/20/2016) [-]
bleedin lazy bugger
#275 - The americans sperg out over taxes even being a thing  [+] (1 reply) 09/16/2016 on OOGA BOOGA 0
#276 - omarakbar (09/18/2016) [-]
idk turty.... ive tried to point out to americans a couple times that they shouldnt be paying income tax.... that was only started in WW2 to help fund the war and was supposed to end after the war... but government kept it going

americans just hit the sperg button and rant "but but godda pay yer taxes"
#273 - Dont get taxed though ay  [+] (3 replies) 09/15/2016 on OOGA BOOGA 0
#274 - omarakbar (09/16/2016) [-]
just dont tell the americans

they sperg out when anyone says no to taxes
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#275 - turtletroll (09/16/2016) [-]
The americans sperg out over taxes even being a thing
#276 - omarakbar (09/18/2016) [-]
idk turty.... ive tried to point out to americans a couple times that they shouldnt be paying income tax.... that was only started in WW2 to help fund the war and was supposed to end after the war... but government kept it going

americans just hit the sperg button and rant "but but godda pay yer taxes"
#271 - I'm literally on less then minimum wage apprenticeshi…  [+] (5 replies) 09/15/2016 on OOGA BOOGA 0
#272 - omarakbar (09/15/2016) [-]
> be unemployed
> poor
> get apprenticceship
> even more poor

such is the life of turtle
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#273 - turtletroll (09/15/2016) [-]
Dont get taxed though ay
#274 - omarakbar (09/16/2016) [-]
just dont tell the americans

they sperg out when anyone says no to taxes
User avatar
#275 - turtletroll (09/16/2016) [-]
The americans sperg out over taxes even being a thing
#276 - omarakbar (09/18/2016) [-]
idk turty.... ive tried to point out to americans a couple times that they shouldnt be paying income tax.... that was only started in WW2 to help fund the war and was supposed to end after the war... but government kept it going

americans just hit the sperg button and rant "but but godda pay yer taxes"
#226 - Yes but the difference is that we wont rape the women  [+] (7 replies) 09/11/2016 on OOGA BOOGA +2
#270 - omarakbar (09/15/2016) [-]
white man: "hey pretty asian lady, im white and i have money"

black man: " yo yellow bitch, back that ass up over here"

turtletroll: "i can barely afford rent let alone travel to japan"
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#271 - turtletroll (09/15/2016) [-]
I'm literally on less then minimum wage

apprenticeships are shit
#272 - omarakbar (09/15/2016) [-]
> be unemployed
> poor
> get apprenticceship
> even more poor

such is the life of turtle
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#273 - turtletroll (09/15/2016) [-]
Dont get taxed though ay
#274 - omarakbar (09/16/2016) [-]
just dont tell the americans

they sperg out when anyone says no to taxes
User avatar
#275 - turtletroll (09/16/2016) [-]
The americans sperg out over taxes even being a thing
#276 - omarakbar (09/18/2016) [-]
idk turty.... ive tried to point out to americans a couple times that they shouldnt be paying income tax.... that was only started in WW2 to help fund the war and was supposed to end after the war... but government kept it going

americans just hit the sperg button and rant "but but godda pay yer taxes"
#4105 - Turtles are the stoners of the ocean  [+] (1 reply) 09/06/2016 on turtletroll's profile 0
#4106 - omarakbar (09/06/2016) [-]
and englands a little island in the ocean

perfect place for a turtletroll