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Date Signed Up:7/18/2012
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    First wank. First wank.
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    He is a faggot. He is a faggot.
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#5 - INTOLERANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED 06/30/2015 on Counterthink +25
#68 - Picture 06/30/2015 on Does file uploading work... +2
#22 - Picture 06/30/2015 on Is it a monster? +1
#20 - We all do  [+] (2 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Is it a monster? 0
User avatar #21 - drpenguinz (06/30/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (06/30/2015) [-]
#18 - Part of the whole feminazi/fativist movement is bullying compa…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Is it a monster? +6
User avatar #25 - cubanwhiteman (06/30/2015) [-]
Who posted the video though?
User avatar #26 - comexx (06/30/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/channel/UCvBNim-cjhvKIafCV_8rdzQ
He has some cool videos and some weird ones. I reccomend him.
User avatar #19 - drpenguinz (06/30/2015) [-]
i hope they get shot
User avatar #20 - turtletroll (06/30/2015) [-]
We all do
User avatar #21 - drpenguinz (06/30/2015) [-]
:c
User avatar #22 - turtletroll (06/30/2015) [-]
#26 - Caesar did nothing wrong 06/30/2015 on Julius Caesar 0
#57 - He said it's easier fora camel to go through the eye of a need…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Jurassic Jesus 0
User avatar #58 - kanadetenshi (06/30/2015) [-]
There are many interpretations of that. Some say it alluded to a city gate where a camel had to go through a hole in the wall by going on it's knees while others say camel is mistranslated (KamĂȘlos) and should instead say cable (Kamilos)

Or he really didn't like rich people which kinda would contradict his message of love imo.
#55 - he did say it was impossible sort of for rich people …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Jurassic Jesus 0
User avatar #56 - kanadetenshi (06/30/2015) [-]
He did say that it was harder for rich people to enter heaven (some denominations see suffering as a big part as a test to enter heaven, which is difficult for a rich person whom suffer less) Though i've never been a christian so i don't have a lot of knowledge regarding the bible. But i do know that a verse said that it's always possible if you accept god.
User avatar #57 - turtletroll (06/30/2015) [-]
He said it's easier fora camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom as #53 said

That sounds pretty straight forward to me anyway
User avatar #58 - kanadetenshi (06/30/2015) [-]
There are many interpretations of that. Some say it alluded to a city gate where a camel had to go through a hole in the wall by going on it's knees while others say camel is mistranslated (KamĂȘlos) and should instead say cable (Kamilos)

Or he really didn't like rich people which kinda would contradict his message of love imo.
#10 - A lot of them consider themselves sexual herbivores or somethi… 06/30/2015 on first ROBOT WEDDING ever in... 0
#7 - Yeah I guess so but it doesn't really make much sense in a pho…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Crystal Phone +2
User avatar #8 - captainprincess (06/30/2015) [-]
Well it looks like the mood aspect is connected to that biometric ring
Maybe the phone works still if you just don't wear it

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User avatar #3429 - walhor (06/17/2015) [-]
ayyyy how ya doin'
User avatar #3433 to #3432 - walhor (06/18/2015) [-]
ow, whats wrong?
User avatar #3434 to #3433 - turtletroll (06/18/2015) [-]
No job no monies
User avatar #3435 to #3434 - walhor (06/18/2015) [-]
**** that sucks, why did you lose your previous job?
User avatar #3436 to #3435 - turtletroll (06/18/2015) [-]
Place closed down
#3419 - damping (05/27/2015) [-]
My patriotism boner is going at full force right now. America is taking down FIFA.
User avatar #3420 to #3419 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
FIFA have always been ******* useless. Somebody needs to

User avatar #3422 to #3420 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
Fifa is going to get RICO'd.
#3423 to #3422 - turtletroll (05/28/2015) [-]
jake america
jake america
User avatar #3424 to #3423 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
Don't worry, when the UK calls apart, England can become the 51st state.
User avatar #3425 to #3424 - turtletroll (05/28/2015) [-]
Implying you'd let us in. Our conservatives are your socialists
User avatar #3421 to #3420 - damping (05/28/2015) [-]
America, **** Yeah, coming to save the ************* day, ya! Blatter, your game is through, because Merica is coming for you.
#3426 to #3421 - rageblade (05/28/2015) [-]
if the world is a game. usa is the fag who uses cheats to get the best loot and gets away with it because israel is the admin
#3400 - MasterMario (05/21/2015) [-]
I've been listening to nothing but Kendrick Lamar for over a month

Help pic unrelated
User avatar #3430 to #3400 - turtletroll (06/17/2015) [-]
I heard Nas might be on RTJ3
User avatar #3431 to #3430 - MasterMario (06/17/2015) [-]
where are you getting your information
User avatar #3402 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
Also haven't stopped listening to the new lupe fiasco album
User avatar #3403 to #3402 - MasterMario (05/22/2015) [-]
I haven't heard that one
User avatar #3404 to #3403 - turtletroll (05/22/2015) [-]
Just listen to the song mural
User avatar #3406 to #3405 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
I just listened to TPAB again. I can't stop and I keep finding **** each time I go back
User avatar #3407 to #3406 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
What did you find this time?
User avatar #3408 to #3407 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Thought the track listing itself was meant to also be a part of the Caterpillar/butterfly process. Looking at the first tracks they're bouncy hip hop tracks and the lyrics are pretty typical **** like with King Kunta but as the album goes on the lyrics and sound changes to match the change from the first tracks being the caterpillar into the butterfly.
User avatar #3409 to #3408 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Oh **** that's good brb listening to TPAB again
User avatar #3410 to #3409 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Dont know if thats actually right but it seems that way to me. What he's talking about in each tracks mimics that of the caterpillar into butterfly process.

Eitherway **** is GENIUS
User avatar #3411 to #3410 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
It is

It's going to be my hip-hop AOTY I already know it
User avatar #3412 to #3411 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Easily my favorite hiphop album of all time right now
#3413 to #3412 - MasterMario (05/24/2015) [-]
Mine GKMC but TPAB is up there
User avatar #3427 to #3413 - turtletroll (05/29/2015) [-]
I think GKMC is starting to sound right for me now.

Don't know why it took me 10 listens to start liking it
User avatar #3428 to #3427 - MasterMario (05/29/2015) [-]
It took me about 10 listens to really like Section 80
User avatar #3414 to #3413 - turtletroll (05/24/2015) [-]
Could never get into GKMC like that don't know why just never clicked with me.

Also RTJ3 soon
User avatar #3416 to #3415 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
heard rumors that kendrick might feature on there. Make sense since he shouted out killer mike on tpab
#3417 to #3416 - MasterMario (05/27/2015) [-]
>mfw kendrick on RTJ3
>mfw kendrick on RTJ3
#3418 to #3417 - turtletroll (05/27/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He's featuring on everything now even 			*******		 taylor swift songs
I wouldn't be surprised if he did. He's featuring on everything now even ******* taylor swift songs
#3401 to #3400 - turtletroll (05/21/2015) [-]
I know the feeling   
   
I'm addicted to TPAB
I know the feeling

I'm addicted to TPAB
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