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#10 - My name is Cris. It's insulting because it's such a common nam… 23 minutes ago on name 0
#22 - You should do what I do when I'm hungry. Eat food. 06/16/2016 on Cutthroat Kitchen +8
#20 - Yeah, we have these small, fluffy, buttery bread thingies. Pre…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Cutthroat Kitchen +10
#21 - enferax (06/16/2016) [-]
We have something similar - in the sense of combining pastries with gravy and flesh. We call it Ragout Fin and now I'm hungry.
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#80 - regularorange (06/16/2016) [-]
OOOH THOSE THINGS
I legit thought a coockie biscuit instead of a pastry something
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#64 - ipwnallnubz (06/16/2016) [-]
I think you mean "meat" instead of "flesh". I know Fleisch translates to either, but you'd get some strange looks if you told someone you ate flesh.
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#76 - enferax (06/16/2016) [-]
It wasn't coincidal that I used the term flesh, as there is mistery meat in those things. So the soilent green thing isn't to far fetched.
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#22 - turlesrfun (06/16/2016) [-]
You should do what I do when I'm hungry. Eat food.
#17 - It's a fairly common breakfast where I live. I don't …  [+] (10 new replies) 06/16/2016 on Cutthroat Kitchen +13
#99 - captainchina (06/16/2016) [-]
biscuits with sausage gravy and butter
#19 - enferax (06/16/2016) [-]
I shudderd for a moment at the idea of biscuit and gravy. i had to look it up to see it is totally different to what a biscuit is here in germany.
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#117 - totedres (06/16/2016) [-]
That is a brazo de gitano, from Spain
Fucking great
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#32 - zaxzwim (06/16/2016) [-]
that's a fucking roll cake, the hell are you on about
#20 - turlesrfun (06/16/2016) [-]
Yeah, we have these small, fluffy, buttery bread thingies. Pretty good.

We pretty much refer to anything that looks like your picture as a Swiss roll, or just "cake"
#21 - enferax (06/16/2016) [-]
We have something similar - in the sense of combining pastries with gravy and flesh. We call it Ragout Fin and now I'm hungry.
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#80 - regularorange (06/16/2016) [-]
OOOH THOSE THINGS
I legit thought a coockie biscuit instead of a pastry something
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#64 - ipwnallnubz (06/16/2016) [-]
I think you mean "meat" instead of "flesh". I know Fleisch translates to either, but you'd get some strange looks if you told someone you ate flesh.
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#76 - enferax (06/16/2016) [-]
It wasn't coincidal that I used the term flesh, as there is mistery meat in those things. So the soilent green thing isn't to far fetched.
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#22 - turlesrfun (06/16/2016) [-]
You should do what I do when I'm hungry. Eat food.
#1482 - Comment deleted 06/12/2016 on roll dubs, get a funny ban... 0
#22 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2016 on pepe +13
#29 - baconboybaconboy (06/12/2016) [-]
Lost it at "B-b-b-bitch".
#14 - Comment deleted 02/13/2016 on netflix in the middle 0
#13 - I always just thought that the first one was part of the joke …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/13/2016 on netflix in the middle +3
#27 - jonodillieono (02/13/2016) [-]
If I recall correctly (can't be arsed checking) in the episode aren't the only spare seats meant to be next to the gofths and he'd be forced to sit by them due to lack of other seats however in this wide screen version he could easily sit next to Malcolm with no problems
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#145 - I'd like a mention please 01/10/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp. 17 0
#6 - The Shining holds the world record for the number of t…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/14/2015 on Asian Chicks Trick Shots +10
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#19 - motherfuckingkenji (12/14/2015) [-]
Maaaan, I've never seen The Shining. I probably should.

I remember when I was like 8 years old, for no reason in particular, I said "Johnny" sort of similar to how Jack Nicholson said it, and my religious mother got scared and thought I was possessed because "that movie is satanic". I hadn't even heard of the movie then, like what the fuck, Mom? Fortunately she's not completely retarded and never had me baptized or some shit because of it.
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#22 - emptysuperman (12/14/2015) [-]
It actually really sucks.
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#23 - gelind (12/14/2015) [-]
its actually a really good psychological thriller
#21 - arreatface (12/14/2015) [-]
> that game was satanic

meanwhile my 5th grade teached reported to my parents that I was having "unholy behaviour" because I talked about diablo II in class with a comrade
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#10 - Javapenguin (12/14/2015) [-]
"Whuunndyyy"
#15 - anon (12/14/2015) [-]
Kubrick (director) was neurotic. He was crazy and would make people redo takes that didn't have anything wrong with them but he decided they did. Great director, but crazy fucker. He's also known for borderline torturing actors