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Date Signed Up:8/08/2012
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#14 - Sure why not 30 minutes ago on Rocket Launch in 3-2-1 0
#23 - DO IT  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on Watch Out For That Tre- BITCH +1
#36 - eddieblake (2 hours ago) [-]
#6 - I was expecting one of those screaming balloons  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Rocket Launch in 3-2-1 +15
#11 - pixelgiraffe (1 hour ago) [-]
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User avatar #14 - turdburgalar (30 minutes ago) [-]
Sure why not
User avatar #10 - Voxker (1 hour ago) [-]
same
#5 - Doesn't matter,just thought it was coincidental lol  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Do you want to get shot? 0
User avatar #6 - yourbutthurt (07/03/2015) [-]
I browsed newest uploads to make sure I didn't see it. Lot of good that did hahaha
#40 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2015 on Do you want to get shot? 0
User avatar #4 - yourbutthurt (07/03/2015) [-]
I didn't see that. Thank you
#39 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #5 - turdburgalar (07/03/2015) [-]
Doesn't matter,just thought it was coincidental lol
User avatar #6 - yourbutthurt (07/03/2015) [-]
I browsed newest uploads to make sure I didn't see it. Lot of good that did hahaha
#40 - John Cena (14 hours ago) [-]
#10 - **turdburgalar used "*roll 1, 1-999999*"** **turdburgalar r… 07/01/2015 on Can you survive? Roll to... 0
#51 - This video tripped me the **** out when I was younger 06/24/2015 on So Satisfying 0
#5 - Do you wanna get shot? Because that's how you get shot  [+] (13 new replies) 06/23/2015 on antsy +36
#7 - chris chris (06/23/2015) [-]
if you get shot because they "think" you have a weapon on you that you are not using or brandishing then i think you need to reconsider what contry you live in and what kind of abuse of power your "police" force has
User avatar #87 - loganmadder (06/25/2015) [-]
"Excuse me, do you have a license for that thing?"
*reaches back to show officer it's a phone* "no no no, it's jus--"
*BLOWN AWAY*
#64 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Dude, look at the first image. It clearly looks like a gun. Here in America, there are laws against things like realistic looking toy guns. Toy guns have to look like fucking toys just because the misconception became too great. The fact is that this "phone case" is no acception to anything. It is clearly a bad idea and should be corrected. It's no even that practical.
#9 - micekill (06/23/2015) [-]
>drop your weapon
>picks up phone
>don't worry guys it is a phone, let me take a picture
>points phone at policemen
>police, trained to protect themselves shoot
>girl dies
>cop gets fired
#10 - thousandsuns (06/24/2015) [-]
correction
> there is an "internal investigation"
>it is concluded by the police that the police did nothing wrong
>cop gets promoted
>Merica
#12 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
So if I have my gun trained on somebody because they have something shaped like a gun and i'm 5+ meters away and they draw it like a weapon, i'm supposed to use my eagle eyes and psychic fuckin powers to know that it's not a gun/ a bb gun and then ignore my training and instincts?

tl;dr You're a fucking retard go by some rope and fuckin do it like Shia said.
User avatar #22 - labree (06/24/2015) [-]
>and they draw it like a weapon
if you have your gun on someone and they draw a weaponlike object like a weapon.then its a FUCKIN WEAPON.

> trained on somebody because they have something shaped like a gun
tons of people have guns. get the fuck over it.
#24 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
MRW You're gasping for air to seem like you know what you're talking about
User avatar #25 - labree (06/24/2015) [-]
its pretty much fuckin common sense that if someone acts like they have a weapon you can pull yours on them

and that lots of people have guns.
#26 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
Shit dude you need to word your stuff better, and yea but stats show 99.08% of the time if somebody legally has a gun they're not waving that shit around or committing a crime.
User avatar #27 - labree (06/24/2015) [-]
then how is having a fake gun phone case waving that shit around or commiting crime?

hurr durr they raise it to their ear, its not pointing at anyone and its pretty obvious a phone when its out of the pocket.
#28 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
You redeemed yourself but I forgot retards can learn words like parrots. If I am not in a state that allows open carry and I see that than yea thats sketchy as fuck, now if I am a cop with all the liberal cop hating orgies going, by people like you, than its gonna draw my attention more. Assuming I make a confrontaion and she gets pissy like a preppy white girl and doesn't explain it's a phone case my guns coming out.

Inb4 you being stupid.
#67 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
If you are in a state with no open carry laws are some other bullshit then here's how it's going to go down from what I believe what would happen. Now let me repeat that in another way, i'm not a cop and chances are I don't know how they would be trained to handle someone with a gun sticking out of their back pocket in plain open view. It would go either like
"Excuse me but why do you have a gun?" Oh no it's not a gun, it's my phone case. "Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to change your phone case due to the fact of it's current look. It's a clear representation of a firearm and could cause quite the disturbance if in the wrong area. After all things like banks do not allow civilians to carry firearms under any circumstances and having a case like that visible could end in someone getting hurt." Oh sure officer I understand completely. Let me put this shortly lived gag back into my box of other useless shit.
Or maybe the person who buys the case will be an asshole and be like "Fuck you pig that's just like you to assume i'm armed! I have my rights! I can do what I want this is the land of the free!" and the officer may have to respond with something like "Are you drunk? I'm going to have to ask you to under go some test because you're being an overreacting little bitch who seems to want make a pointless statement over a silly topic."

And lets not forget that there are some officer that get hired through some luck despite not being fit for duty. They could go over some bad shit and may themselves over react to the situation. So why the fuck would risking all of this be worth it for a phone case that literally only holds your phone? It doesn't even cover the entire thing. Chances are if you dropped the thing the phone would break. It's a poor investment as a case and from the side view can look like your holding your phone to your ear with a gun. It's just stupid and only a small gag. It's not worth it at all.
#6 - God she's so ******* hot, just me?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/23/2015 on Chris slapp +21
User avatar #7 - theugandanhero (06/23/2015) [-]
Nah bro we can doubleteam her if you want
User avatar #13 - themassivefail (06/23/2015) [-]
#5 - Anakin just got arrested in my state for doing 100, he really …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2015 on So a friend of mine is in... +6
User avatar #11 - syrenthra (06/22/2015) [-]
kid anakin, lets be clear on that one

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