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|#5 - Doesn't matter,just thought it was coincidental lol [+] (2 new replies)||07/03/2015 on Do you want to get shot?||0|
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#64 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
Dude, look at the first image. It clearly looks like a gun. Here in America, there are laws against things like realistic looking toy guns. Toy guns have to look like fucking toys just because the misconception became too great. The fact is that this "phone case" is no acception to anything. It is clearly a bad idea and should be corrected. It's no even that practical.
#12 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
So if I have my gun trained on somebody because they have something shaped like a gun and i'm 5+ meters away and they draw it like a weapon, i'm supposed to use my eagle eyes and psychic fuckin powers to know that it's not a gun/ a bb gun and then ignore my training and instincts?
tl;dr You're a fucking retard go by some rope and fuckin do it like Shia said.
#28 - boothead (06/24/2015) [-]
Inb4 you being stupid.
#67 - John Cena (06/24/2015) [-]
If you are in a state with no open carry laws are some other bullshit then here's how it's going to go down from what I believe what would happen. Now let me repeat that in another way, i'm not a cop and chances are I don't know how they would be trained to handle someone with a gun sticking out of their back pocket in plain open view. It would go either like
"Excuse me but why do you have a gun?" Oh no it's not a gun, it's my phone case. "Alright, I'm going to have to ask you to change your phone case due to the fact of it's current look. It's a clear representation of a firearm and could cause quite the disturbance if in the wrong area. After all things like banks do not allow civilians to carry firearms under any circumstances and having a case like that visible could end in someone getting hurt." Oh sure officer I understand completely. Let me put this shortly lived gag back into my box of other useless shit.
Or maybe the person who buys the case will be an asshole and be like "Fuck you pig that's just like you to assume i'm armed! I have my rights! I can do what I want this is the land of the free!" and the officer may have to respond with something like "Are you drunk? I'm going to have to ask you to under go some test because you're being an overreacting little bitch who seems to want make a pointless statement over a silly topic."
And lets not forget that there are some officer that get hired through some luck despite not being fit for duty. They could go over some bad shit and may themselves over react to the situation. So why the fuck would risking all of this be worth it for a phone case that literally only holds your phone? It doesn't even cover the entire thing. Chances are if you dropped the thing the phone would break. It's a poor investment as a case and from the side view can look like your holding your phone to your ear with a gun. It's just stupid and only a small gag. It's not worth it at all.
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#13 - themassivefail (06/23/2015) [-]
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