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#319 - **tuesdayscoming rolls 15** justinbieberrox69696 10/07/2012 on We need more Teachers like... +1
#156 - I'm also not a fun of cheap comedy. 09/30/2012 on Taylor swift +1
#199 - I don't think fat people are ugly. I think the qualities that… 09/30/2012 on Good Call Marilyn -1
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#147 - John Mayer apologizes to her in his recent song "Shadow D…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/30/2012 on Taylor swift +3
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#166 - CrashingSea (09/30/2012) [-]
I thought Shadow Days was about one of his other exes? Jennifer Aniston I think? I never liked John Mayer, and it turns out he's a bitch anyway. He gets all butthurt when he's called out for being a womanizer.
#159 - iambatmanloljk (09/30/2012) [-]
you mean like how celebs know the most about social political topics? I believe Trey Parker got it right with the Film Actor Guild haha
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#152 - fishtacos (09/30/2012) [-]
...I think it's a joke, not a personal attack on Taylor Swift... Good on you, though, defending her.
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#156 - tuesdayscoming (09/30/2012) [-]
I'm also not a fun of cheap comedy.
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#88 - atoughgaloot (08/20/2012) [-]
Why isn't it the same thing, They are both About moms who know nothing about computers / technology?
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#141 - johnbing (02/06/2012) [-]
How's it going? I'm Ray's brother, John Bingo
#142 to #147 - tuesdayscoming (02/06/2012) [-]
And I'm John's brother, Bing Johngo
#139 - scottyy (12/22/2011) [-]
get aids and die
#140 to #145 - tuesdayscoming (12/22/2011) [-]
you mad newRichard Simmons?
you mad newRichard Simmons?
#136 - teoberry (12/18/2011) [-]
I'm your secret Santa. GJ on being good on comments, you bawse.
#137 to #142 - tuesdayscoming (12/18/2011) [-]
dawwww thanks!
dawwww thanks!
#138 to #143 - teoberry (12/19/2011) [-]
oh no problem, big guy.
#85 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
I am going to start a valid religious debate.
God does not exist.

Your move.
#87 to #91 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
And man wasn't created with original sin haha. Just sayin.
#88 to #93 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Adam and Eve were the first people on earth, they had two sons, Cain and Abel.
Tell my, my dear friend..
Where the **** did they get their wives?
#122 to #94 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
I hope you don't mind if I join the debate.

With regards to your question, Islam states that Cain and Abel married their own sisters. Since there were no other humans on the earth they had no choice and therefore they married them. This might explain why cavemen look like they do. Islam does not approve of incest, however that was an exception that had to be made.
#123 to #128 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
So, Christians aproove of incest?

#124 to #129 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
As far as I know, no religion approves of Incest, however I saw that tuesdayscoming didn't have an answer for your question so I gave you an answer from an Islamic standpoint.
#125 to #130 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
>No religion approves of Incest
>Second generation of the first people on earth banged their own sisters

#126 to #131 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
Hello? Did you not read what I wrote? I said it was an exception. Would you rather the whole existence of mankind to fade away? I read that God sent Adam and Eve to atone for their sins and to test the rest of mankind. If Adam and Eve did not eat from the tree, we would be living in heaven by now.
#128 to #132 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
>Implying Adam and Eve ever existed
>Implying there is a heaven

If I say I have a 9-inch dick, people wont believe me unless I show proof, I do not have something to back up my statement with, therefore I do not have a 9-inch dick

Now, lets use this same principle, but instead of a 9-inch dick, we use heaven/god/etc.

Do you have anything legitamate to back up the statement that your god exists?
#129 to #134 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
I do, enjoy the long read of proof that is also backed by scientific evidence.

Read this, its funny and relates to Atheism:

You need to login to view this link f-the-existence-of-god/

Long page of evidence:

http://www.aljazeerah.info/Islamic%20Editorials/2007/September/The%20 Scientific%20Evidence%20That%20God%20Exists%20and%20the%20Holy%20Qur%27an%20Is%2 0His%20Message%20to%20Humanity%20By%20Hassan%20Ali%20El-Najjar.htm
#130 to #135 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
Both links are broken

#131 to #136 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
I am sorry about that.

For the evidence with the funny story:


For the long story:


It should work now.
#132 to #137 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
Sry, was busy doing important ****, here are MY links.

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The bible:
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#133 to #138 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
Thanks for responding, I looked at your links but they don't apply to me. I am not a Christian, I am a Muslim. I believe that Christianity is a religion that is full of holes, you can realize this when you look at how they change their book constantly just so they can satisfy their desires and how many books do they have. I believe that the true religion that was taught by Jesus is correct but not what they have now. They call it "revisions" but they are really changing it so it can meet their needs. In Islam, Jesus is a prophet, not a God.

I would suggest you look over those to links that I provided you as they tell you why God really does exist and talks about Atheism. Reply back with any contradictions or questions you may have. I love good debates and wouldn't mind continuing. I may however take sometime in responding because it is late here so I will go to bed soon but I will reply when I log on next.
#134 to #139 - TheRandomRussian (12/18/2011) [-]
I am not a Christian, I am a Muslim. I believe that Christianity is a religion that is full of holes

>>Implying Islam is any different than Christianity
#135 to #140 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
Yes, Islam is very much different from Christianity. I have a whole book that details the differences between Islam and Christianity and talks about why Islam is a complete religion. I challenge you, if you'd like, to find a loop hole or any mistake in Islam. If you want a link to the ebook version of the book here it is:

The Choice (PDF version):

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I strongly recommend that you at least flip through the book. Thanks for keeping up the debate.
#127 to #132 - Farthestlight (12/18/2011) [-]
by test the rest if mankind I mean their offspring which ultimately leads to us.
#89 to #94 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Really? Pulling the ol' Scopes Trial? Can't you just google that and get better answers than you ever would from me?
#90 to #95 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
I win.
#91 to #96 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
How did you win? I was able to answer it, I just didn't feel like typing it all out. This doesn't help your point out at all.
#92 to #97 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Feel free to proove me wrong.
#93 to #98 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
About what exactly?
#95 to #100 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Winning what? All you did so far was answer your own question by googling it haha.
#96 to #101 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
So, basically, you cant proove me wrong and use my sources to try and make me feel as if Im loosing

Untill you can tell me how you are so sure there is a man in the sky watching me not give a **** about him, I will just remained convinced that god/jesus is just an imaginary figure someone made up 2000 years ago.
#97 to #102 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Prove you wrong about what?? You proved yourself wrong!

And I am sure there is a God. I cannot prove to you that there is, though. There's this thing called faith.
#98 to #103 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
I believe that there is a Giant cheeto living in the sky, His name is Cheezus. I believe that one day, He will come down from His throne of cheese and irradicate all things that isn't made of cheese

I am a part of a religion called Cheeseism

**** your Christianity
**** your Islam
**** your Jewishnianity or whatever the **** its called

Cheeseism is greater then everything.
If you dont convert now, you will be doomed to spend eternity in an oven

That is all
#99 to #104 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Oldest argument in the book. At least TRY and come up with something original. There is proof all around us that Jesus walked the Earth that even atheists agree to. Your childish wish to make me question my religion is amusing.
#100 to #105 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Oh really?
That jesus was here?
Go ahead.
Show me your "proof"

inb4 bible
#102 to #106 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
There are statues, writings, and tales from the Bible that nobody thought to be true that really are. And why are you trying so hard man? What's your deal? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today?
#101 to #106 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Sorry, forgot the picture.
#103 to #107 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Ad hominem at its finest. That's what most of your attacks are anyways.
#104 to #109 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
I am simply pointing out (rather large) holes in the tiny fabric that is religion.
And I would enjoy it if someone were to try to proove me wrong.
#105 to #110 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
How exactly do you believe we came to be if we weren't put here by a divine being?
#106 to #111 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Two single cells that fuse and replicates multiple times thus creating a living breathing creature.
#107 to #112 - tuesdayscoming
(12/09/2011) [-]
where did the cells come from?
#86 to #91 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
I can't prove it and you can't disprove it. Stalemate reached.
#108 to #92 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Max limit reached.

Pic related, reply to your last question
I hate having to do this to you.

#109 to #114 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
new synthetic life form MADE FROM A MIX OF CHEMICALS. Where did those chemicals come from?
#110 to #115 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]

Im sure you are gonna ask me "Where did X come from" till I reach The Big Bang Theory
And then you are gonna ask me "Where did the atom sized dot come from"

But to answer your question:
Chemicals are all around us. Everything - rocks, air, the Sun, planets, and galactic clouds - is made up of chemicals. Chemists generally think of chemicals as substances containing discrete atoms, that is, nuclei made of protons and neutrons surrounded by electron clouds. These atoms may or may not be combined with other atoms to make molecules. Atoms have been around for a long time, since shortly after the big bang. It is thought that by about three minutes after the big bang, most of the matter in the universe had condensed into atoms of hydrogen, deuterium, helium, and lithium. After that time, elements as heavy as iron were created in stars, and even heavier elements in supernovae and supermassive stars.
#111 to #116 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
If I wanted an answer to that question I would have googled it like you did. And of course I'm going to ask you "where did the atom sized dot come from" because that's my whole argument.
#112 to #117 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Currently, it's an unanswerable question. According to current theory, there is no way any information could have been passed from "before" the big bang. We cannot even say that time or space existed before the big bang, or even that there was a before in any sense that we could comprehend it. It is completely unfathomable territory, with no known way to find out. Basically, that particle is as far back as we can go.

In other words this is the ONLY similar thing to your "god"
Everything else in the universe make much more sense without a god.
#114 to #118 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
The fact that I can so easily tell you copy paste is annoying.

And anyway, that was my whole point. If you don't know your origins, everything from then on out is opinion based an unanswerable. So in other words, you are no more right than I am, because neither of us has proof from the beginning. We may be able to fill in some gaps, but both theories have facts and holes. Who knows, maybe God making the Universe WAS the big bang. Maybe we're arguing the same point and we don't even know it.
#113 to #118 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Might I add,
Basing the entire universe's creation on a book written by a MAN is a bit farfetched
And there's plenty of different ones, so yeah.
And there's only one, scientifically proven theory, The Big Bang
#116 to #119 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Can we just agree to disagree?
#115 to #119 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Like I said in my last comment before I saw this one, God could have created the Big Bang.

And those theories you talk about were also created by MAN. A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
#117 to #121 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
>And those theories you talk about were also created by MAN. A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>A sinful and imperfect man, just and those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>Those men who wrote the Bible were sinful and imperfect.
>Men who wrote the Bible

I would in fact agree with you that man created those theories but thats not the point, you just agreed to my saying that The Bible is just another rule book someone, somewhere wrote to keep crime rates down.
Think about it logically, The 10 commandments include several International laws like prohibition against stealing and murder. Also, you wouldnt want some random dude sleeping with your daughter or looking at your wife do you?
#118 to #123 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
The rules that are outlined in it are tiny, tiny portion! It's MUCH more than a rule book. But anyway I'm going to bed. This conversation would be never ending because it's impossible for either of us to "win"
#120 to #124 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
a tiny* I'm quite tired...
#119 to #124 - TheRandomRussian (12/09/2011) [-]
Fine, I have to go masturbate anyway..

#121 to #125 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Pleasure doing business with ya
#80 - theapocalipz (12/09/2011) [-]
Hello there.

I am a brony from the pony thread, and have read your argument with my fellow brony.

I must say, I am quite amazed that there is someone like you. Someone who gives valid arguments against us bronies. Although you seem more on the side of neutrals rather than haters. I'm going to have to agree with you on the fact that he was being hypocritical, and I commend you for giving a valid argument.

You sir, have gained my respect.
#81 to #86 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Glad I could do so. You have gained mine as well. I'm sorry, but bronies who don't know what they are talking about are the scum of FJ. They rarely admit they're wrong once they start going, and they always yell at us for getting butthurt when it's impossible not to after being raped with ponies 24/7.
#82 to #87 - theapocalipz (12/09/2011) [-]
Personally, I keep my pony accessories within the thread, and use regular reaction pictures while in the rest of funnyjunk.

I've also seemed to notice that bronies V haters is much like that of christians V athiests, in most case it's each of them trying to shove their own beliefs down the others' throats. I say just do what you do, believe what you believe, and let others believe what they believe.
#83 to #88 - tuesdayscoming (12/09/2011) [-]
Exactly. I'm a Christian and I only address atheists when what they said is clearly wrong. Both arguments are opinion based.
#84 to #89 - theapocalipz (12/09/2011) [-]
Glad to see there's some reasonable people here after all.
#74 - gfourtolip (12/08/2011) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2793270/FJ+Pony+Thread/859370#859370 Meh. I still disagree with you about ponies, but let this link be my apology for getting a little out of control.
#77 to #80 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
You actually had me fooled for a second that you were sincere. Blocking me refutes that fact.
#78 to #83 - gfourtolip (12/08/2011) [-]
nope, I will unblock you. I did that while i was still butthurt.
#79 to #84 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
#76 to #80 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
My argument wasn't so much about ponies, but I won't bring it up again in an attempt to stop a deluge of hate. Thank you for the apology. I understand the internet is much different than real life, but you must learn to control you emotions on here as well. Otherwise you will be left in a pile of butthurt. I too had a problem with this once. The best thing I learned to do is admit when I'm wrong, and then walk away. It will save you a lot of time and anger.
#67 - gfourtolip (12/08/2011) [-]
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#68 to #73 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Deleted your comment I see. Stay classy, my friend
#69 to #74 - gfourtolip (12/08/2011) [-]
Whatever bro. Have fun being a douche.
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#70 to #75 - paulusa (12/08/2011) [-]
cool it.
cool it.
#71 to #76 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Is this a level-headed brony I spot? If it is, thank you for trying to control your own kind. This one seems to be more upset than they usually get. Back to the stables with him!
#73 to #77 - paulusa (12/08/2011) [-]
yes sir.
#75 to #79 - tuesdayscoming (12/08/2011) [-]
Thank you.
#64 - misterducklumps (12/05/2011) [-]
I love you too.
#65 to #70 - tuesdayscoming (12/05/2011) [-]
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#51 to #56 - tuesdayscoming (12/04/2011) [-]
not much man. love your content
not much man. love your content
#52 to #57 - bobJML (12/04/2011) [-]
You don't know how moist that makes me. Glad to know you like mah comics.
#54 to #59 - bobJML (12/04/2011) [-]
That awkward feeling when your cum is blue.
#56 to #61 - bobJML (12/04/2011) [-]
Do you mind? I'm eating bread here...
Do you mind? I'm eating bread here...
#57 to #62 - tuesdayscoming (12/04/2011) [-]
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#61 to #66 - tuesdayscoming (12/05/2011) [-]
have a kitty
have a kitty
#62 to #67 - bobJML (12/05/2011) [-]
I just saved this gif of a kitty to.
I just saved this gif of a kitty to.
#63 to #68 - tuesdayscoming (12/05/2011) [-]
nice pussy!
nice pussy!
#66 to #69 - bobJML (12/05/2011) [-]
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#24 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
Someone on the thread said YOU LIEK PONIEZ?
Prepare yourself...
#26 to #30 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
my anus is prepared
#37 to #32 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
Hey, sorry about that man, Someone on the thread said you actually did like ponies, so I thought I was helping. My bad, hope you have a good day/ night :D  
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Hey, sorry about that man, Someone on the thread said you actually did like ponies, so I thought I was helping. My bad, hope you have a good day/ night :D
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#38 to #43 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
#39 to #44 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
So we cool?
#41 to #45 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
If you leave the mission accomplished gif on Wikus's wall I'll love you forever. Tell him it's from me :D
#40 to #45 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
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#42 to #46 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
http://www.(DELETE) funnyjunk.com/user/Wikus/19#19
#43 to #48 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
I love you so much for this. Although I'm not yet a brony you and aardvark guy made my day. so much.
#44 to #49 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
Glad to help, hope we're cool!
#45 to #50 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
we are. and he deleted already! mission SO accomplished.
#28 to #32 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
Are you quite sure?
#30 to #34 - tuesdayscoming (11/30/2011) [-]
Watching that one guy get upset really made me happy, so yes! Like how desperate do you have to be to actually post my username on the thread? That's when you know you really got through to somebody, and that feeling is the greatest!
#32 to #36 - mrgreatreturns (11/30/2011) [-]
I... uh... what?
I'm going to wait for you to reply so I don't spam the almighty **** outta yo profile.
#35 to #38 - AnAwesomeAardvark (11/30/2011) [-]
He doesn't really like ponies. It was all a ploy from Wikus because tuesdayscoming did something or other to make him butthurt :/
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