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#115 - I use something other than songs to do that but I know exactly… 6 hours ago on Reinvigorated 0
#105 - "oh **** I'm very closely almost there.... WHOAAAAA WE'RE…  [+] (3 new replies) 10 hours ago on Reinvigorated +4
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#111 - ratytang (7 hours ago) [-]
it works because it puts you mind of the sexual activity, make you think of the song rather then sex
#116 - darthripklawe (6 hours ago) [-]
I just bust the nut whenever I want to because after me, she cums first.....or not at all.
#115 - tsukaza (6 hours ago) [-]
I use something other than songs to do that but I know exactly what you mean. I usually don't run into the problem of not lasting long enough but when I do I use the distraction technique )along with slightly changing position, works wonders)

I was more trying to make a joke with that specific Bon Jovi quote from that song though.
#1 - Sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on #triggered 0
#72 - Looks familiar. You're gonna have to help me out here 06/27/2016 on Harem Anime Logic 0
#13 - Storytime  [+] (8 new replies) 06/21/2016 on Anon tells a dad joke +42
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#40 - mentlgen (06/21/2016) [-]
It's like dealing with a little girl, but she also wants to fuck and make out all the time too.
Sure, it's cute for a while but you just want her to act serious for a bit and she won't.
#85 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
You see that fetish sounds great in theory, but in practice you'd probably try and kill her after a while.
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#72 - neokun (06/21/2016) [-]
Is this why you HAD a girlfriend with that fetish as opposed to having one with that fetish?
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#113 - mentlgen (06/21/2016) [-]
It's one of multiple reasons; she was bipolar along with a slew of mental disorders that start with the letter "A", making her almost impossible to predict (and not in a good way)
She lived a bit away from me, but that didn't often matter because I didn't mind a 30 minute bus ride. She was childish, she also was easy to upset and took up a ton of my time, not letting me do what I want (although she was totally fine with fucking off whenever she wanted)

I'm gonna sound like an asshole, but I'd turn my skype to offline and not even touch facebook for a few hours each morning just so I can play games or catch up with steam friends, because the second I appear online I'm stuck with her 'til I go to bed.

Also, she looked EXACTLY like Mei, in retrospect, so now I can't really get into overwatch without feeling awkward.
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#116 - neokun (06/21/2016) [-]
You don't sound like an asshole with the morning part. Sounds justified. Done the right thing in ending it. No point in being in a relationship if its more of a chore than it is fun.
#36 - anon (06/21/2016) [-]
He had a girlfriend with a fetish for dads, but then he got tired...the end
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#38 - propanex (06/21/2016) [-]
is there a part 2?
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#115 - mentlgen (06/21/2016) [-]
#40 and #113
#1784 - She's a sucker, that's for sure. 06/19/2016 on Roll for your hottie... 0
#1717 - **tsukaza used "*roll picture*"** **tsukaza rolled image **  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2016 on Roll for your hottie... +1
#1742 - evenbiggerfagget (06/19/2016) [-]
at least she gives good head.
#1784 - tsukaza (06/19/2016) [-]
She's a sucker, that's for sure.
#1762 - It went 25,000% better than expected. 06/18/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#1760 - **tsukaza used "*roll picture*"** **tsukaza rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2016 on Roll for your new girlfriend 0
#1762 - tsukaza (06/18/2016) [-]
It went 25,000% better than expected.
#106 - Ah, you just barely beat me. 06/17/2016 on Anon loves us :^) +1