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#1 - The dog 05/11/2016 on Dog is very excited to see... +106
#5 - Right because inhaling smoke isn't going to affect most people…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2016 on lungs +1
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#7 - Twithyiguess (05/11/2016) [-]
Grass makes me break out in hives after it's been cut, all my friends smoke and it doesn't really bother me much. Kind of a difference between allergies and being annoyed with something
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (05/11/2016) [-]
Not really actually. Smoke- and allergyfag here. It doesn't make my eyes itch, doesn't make me cough (as something in it sedates the tiny hairs in the throat for all the stuff to go straight down and such or that's what I've heard), doesn't make the nose run, doesn't make my chest burn, doesn't make me overly tired or dehydrate me, doesn't heavily decrease my ability to think and generally doesn't do anything about my allergies except calm me down and make inhaling plant sperm almost bearable.
It does affect my allergies undoubtedly, and in the long run definitely negatively, but it's not like it'll trigger an anaphylactic shock or make everything feel worse, quite on the contrary.
Mowing a lawn however is physical work done in heat, making me take deeper breaths, and it is also basically a blender swirling up all the plant semen in the form of grass pollen that my immune defences panic about so I can take a nice big breath of that shit. I prefer a cig mate.
#11 - but my body is tellin me yes 05/10/2016 on Watch it before addy gets... +2
#9 - sauce? 05/09/2016 on Holmes +2
#135 - What were you trying to achieve here? 05/04/2016 on I'll Never Consent +1
#14 - Picture 05/04/2016 on Content TM +12
#29 - thanks neighbour 05/02/2016 on politeness 0
#21 - ive yet to be able to find the source for this  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2016 on politeness 0
#28 - msamnesia (05/02/2016) [-]
Project runway season 10. The guys name is Christopher palu. King of sass.
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#29 - tsubasa (05/02/2016) [-]
thanks neighbour
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Local man..... +67
#181 - needhansolo (05/03/2016) [-]
I was afraid to click this.
#29 - what the **** 05/02/2016 on Wait for it 0