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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Date Signed Up:12/22/2012
Last Login:5/26/2016
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#5 - Right because inhaling smoke isn't going to affect most people…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2016 on lungs +1
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#7 - Twithyiguess (05/11/2016) [-]
Grass makes me break out in hives after it's been cut, all my friends smoke and it doesn't really bother me much. Kind of a difference between allergies and being annoyed with something
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#6 - notwalkingwaffles (05/11/2016) [-]
Not really actually. Smoke- and allergyfag here. It doesn't make my eyes itch, doesn't make me cough (as something in it sedates the tiny hairs in the throat for all the stuff to go straight down and such or that's what I've heard), doesn't make the nose run, doesn't make my chest burn, doesn't make me overly tired or dehydrate me, doesn't heavily decrease my ability to think and generally doesn't do anything about my allergies except calm me down and make inhaling plant sperm almost bearable.
It does affect my allergies undoubtedly, and in the long run definitely negatively, but it's not like it'll trigger an anaphylactic shock or make everything feel worse, quite on the contrary.
Mowing a lawn however is physical work done in heat, making me take deeper breaths, and it is also basically a blender swirling up all the plant semen in the form of grass pollen that my immune defences panic about so I can take a nice big breath of that shit. I prefer a cig mate.
#11 - but my body is tellin me yes 05/10/2016 on Watch it before addy gets... +2
#9 - sauce? 05/09/2016 on Holmes +2
#135 - What were you trying to achieve here? 05/04/2016 on I'll Never Consent +1
#14 - Picture 05/04/2016 on Content TM +12
#29 - thanks neighbour 05/02/2016 on politeness 0
#21 - ive yet to be able to find the source for this  [+] (2 new replies) 05/02/2016 on politeness 0
#28 - msamnesia (05/02/2016) [-]
Project runway season 10. The guys name is Christopher palu. King of sass.
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#29 - tsubasa (05/02/2016) [-]
thanks neighbour
#71 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2016 on Local man..... +67
#181 - needhansolo (05/03/2016) [-]
I was afraid to click this.
#29 - what the **** 05/02/2016 on Wait for it 0
#99 - yea because superman wouldnt be the tank at all  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2016 on average mmo 0
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#107 - secondthrowaway (05/01/2016) [-]
He would be if Kyrptonite was not in play. But that drops him from a tank status to DPS status because the boss was able to do severe damage to him(and "kill" him). If they had left the fight on the ground the nuke wouldn't have been launched thus preventing the boss from getting a buff and WW could have held aggro while Supes came in from behind with the spear and done his DPS
#123 - **tsubasa used "*roll picture*"** **tsubasa rolled image *… 04/29/2016 on Your new tattoo 0
#10 - Picture 04/28/2016 on Maybe because you're not an... +2
#1610 - **tsubasa used "*roll picture*"** **tsubasa rolled image ** 04/27/2016 on your date unzips her pants 0
#8 - Picture 04/27/2016 on FROM DOWNTOWN, OUTTA NOWHERE +1
#6 - lolicon is gross and youre gross for liking it  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2016 on FROM DOWNTOWN, OUTTA NOWHERE +1
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#8 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
#4 - What the **** is wrong with you?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/27/2016 on FROM DOWNTOWN, OUTTA NOWHERE +1
#5 - vmjsenpai (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm just a very sad and misunderstood ostentatious dickhead, man.
Just take me as I as flow.
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#6 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
lolicon is gross and youre gross for liking it
#7 - vmjsenpai (04/27/2016) [-]
#8 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
#2 - Hey its been a while since someone mentioned me  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2016 on FROM DOWNTOWN, OUTTA NOWHERE +2
#3 - vmjsenpai (04/27/2016) [-]
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and just for that, you get the bandaid.

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#4 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with you?
#5 - vmjsenpai (04/27/2016) [-]
I'm just a very sad and misunderstood ostentatious dickhead, man.
Just take me as I as flow.
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#6 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
lolicon is gross and youre gross for liking it
#7 - vmjsenpai (04/27/2016) [-]
#8 - tsubasa (04/27/2016) [-]
#5 - I could imagine.. 04/26/2016 on >aussie chirps 0
#3 - what kind of bird is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2016 on >aussie chirps 0
#4 - anon (04/26/2016) [-]
A Kookaburra. They tend to flock on people's clotheslines and all chirp away in symphony.... Can get a bit on the irritating side sometimes.
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#5 - tsubasa (04/26/2016) [-]
I could imagine..
#7 - Dreads, cornrows, both are gross, also youre calling me whitem…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/23/2016 on How to destroy a relationship +72
#68 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
how are cornrows gross? It's just braided hair.
#8 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
i know. i am also whitebread
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#16 - mrpotatofudge (04/23/2016) [-]
Is this what it looks like when white people try to call other white people their "cracka"


#45 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
*trying to use race against a white person*
#53 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
← It's kind of like that. We even have our own Chris Haversam.
#5 - Dreads are so gross...  [+] (8 new replies) 04/23/2016 on How to destroy a relationship +53
#88 - deutschblut (04/23/2016) [-]
That is why they are called "dreads"...
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#6 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
those are cornrows, whitemeat
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#7 - tsubasa (04/23/2016) [-]
Dreads, cornrows, both are gross, also youre calling me whitemeat? look at the picture of that lady man
#68 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
how are cornrows gross? It's just braided hair.
#8 - Deavas (04/23/2016) [-]
i know. i am also whitebread
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#16 - mrpotatofudge (04/23/2016) [-]
Is this what it looks like when white people try to call other white people their "cracka"


#45 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
*trying to use race against a white person*
#53 - anon (04/23/2016) [-]
← It's kind of like that. We even have our own Chris Haversam.
#29 - i kind want source on this one 04/20/2016 on ur a pretty big guy +1
#64 - Comment deleted 04/15/2016 on hfw she saw your pokemon... +1
#181 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2016 on Cheers Love +7
#74 - I believe you, I jsut thought it sounded more like an aussie accent 04/12/2016 on cute 0
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#450 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
I cannot reply anymore on the thread for some odd reason.

The God Gem, the Demonic Pony Bones, and Slendertoast are the only interesting items.

Yes it is, it hasn't been scratched. If you want, we can do this on TeamViewer.
#451 to #450 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
naw ill trust you, ill send the items over and if you can private message me the code thatd be cool
#453 to #451 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Give me a second. I'm not accepting the trade until I upload verfication.
#454 to #453 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
ok
#455 to #454 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
#456 to #455 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
seems real
#458 to #457 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
thanks
#460 to #458 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
I think actually it may ask you if you want to be credited or you if you want membership. I haven't redeemed a card in so long but I remember in EOC it asked you to be credited or have 1 month of membership. (You should get a dollar of credit after you redeem because it's not the actual price if you buy membership straight online)
#462 to #460 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
ill let you know when its redeemed(i wanted the code for my friend but my friend will be able to come online in a short while)
#463 to #462 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Alright man. I'll be on for a bit.
#464 to #463 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
cool
#465 to #464 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
I saw you owned an Xbox. What games do you play?
#466 to #465 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
mainly COD
#467 to #466 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Add me: Mika Ayanokoji

I don't got a mic but a friend and I are always on Skype playing Zombies and stuff.
#468 to #467 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
alright cool, i dont have gold membership right now but if i get it ill be able to play sometimes
#469 to #468 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
I can get you a 48 hour I think.
#470 to #469 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
thatd be awesome
#471 to #470 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Go here: You need to login to view this link

You will have to insert code: 327317xxx
But, you have to change the last 3 digits.
So put some random numbers on the last 3 digits and where says
"Time stamp" Put some random numbers, of course it has to be a real hour like "23:43" something like that.

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I'm getting you a code right now, just waiting for the second email for verification to come in.
#472 to #471 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
im so confused 0.0
#473 to #472 - xda
(07/18/2013) [-]
Don't worry man. I got you a code.
#461 to #460 - tsubasa (07/18/2013) [-]
ok
#459 to #458 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Tell me once you've redeemed it so I throw the card away.
#452 to #451 - xda (07/18/2013) [-]
Sure. Let me get a quarter.
#447 - sexymossantamby (05/23/2013) [-]
selling your cabbages?
#448 to #447 - tsubasa (05/23/2013) [-]
naw
#449 to #448 - sexymossantamby (05/23/2013) [-]
ok thanks anyway
#444 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
Hey man, can I buy some of those old toast statues from you ?
#445 to #444 - tsubasa (05/12/2013) [-]
sorry id rather not sell them at the moment
#446 to #445 - khl (05/12/2013) [-]
thats cool bro
#443 - demigodofmadness ONLINE (05/03/2013) [-]
Sorry it took so long. Anyways the fab bow is twice as rare, I have more rad bows than fab bows, and I'm only selling for RiTs anyways.
#441 - came (05/02/2013) [-]
tusbasa, need them for wrath dragon sorry
#440 - retardizard (05/02/2013) [-]
haha no, it was the all seeing eye or whatever. I accepted the trade anyways though
#438 - HardyUndertook ONLINE (04/30/2013) [-]
alrite cool now i'll save 50 of each for you
#439 to #438 - tsubasa (04/30/2013) [-]
thanks :D
#436 - spoogepooge (04/30/2013) [-]
Right after you told me Mechas come from trojan horses i made a key and got a fab whale XD irony
#437 to #436 - tsubasa (04/30/2013) [-]
lol thats awesome
#426 - khl (04/29/2013) [-]
I will decline that for now, but if you can get at least 125 toads I will keep it for you, that sound ok ?
#427 to #426 - tsubasa (04/29/2013) [-]
alright, i will work on picking them up :D
#428 to #427 - khl (04/29/2013) [-]
cheers man, take as long as you need...no other offers for it yet
#429 to #428 - tsubasa (04/29/2013) [-]
alright, i really appreciate you giving me a chance to pick them up, thanks a lot :)
#431 to #429 - khl (04/29/2013) [-]
Cheers man, enjoy it :)
#432 to #431 - tsubasa (04/29/2013) [-]
thankyou again :D
#430 to #429 - khl (04/29/2013) [-]
anytime man, I like to be fair to others
#422 - xinzley (04/29/2013) [-]
send an offer
#423 to #422 - tsubasa (04/29/2013) [-]
after seeing that i dont think id be able to get many for the orcs i have
#424 to #423 - xinzley (04/29/2013) [-]
1/1 ok
#425 to #424 - tsubasa (04/29/2013) [-]
naw, i dont mean to be rude or anything, i just am really tired and am unsure of the trades, im sorry