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#84 - Picture 01/20/2014 on wat +2
#41 - Picture  [+] (10 replies) 01/17/2014 on make me proud son +168
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#100 - ZTerminator (01/17/2014) [-]
Harry's been on the magic again.
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#58 - minionofdolan (01/17/2014) [-]
And there was this guy who taught us how to cook meth in what he called potions class.

And I shit you not there was this ghost bitch who wanted my nuts so bad she would wait for me in the bathroom

And there I saw a fucking unicorn man!!!

And and and....you ever see the movie rollerball? Imagine that shit hundreds of feet up in the air on broom sticks!!!!Think about it man.
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#67 - cosmicapprentice (01/17/2014) [-]
And there was this fucking giant snake dude, that thing almost killed me

And then a giant three-headed dog, fucking insane

And I shit you not, there was this bald guy without nose, WITHOUT his fucking nose man.
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#68 - minionofdolan (01/17/2014) [-]
and this bald dude I think he was gay everyone kept saying rumors about him wanting my wand.

and there was a door that talked I said knock knock it said who there? I said your mom! then I had to move to a diffrent house

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#69 - cosmicapprentice (01/17/2014) [-]
And there was this fucking crazy mirror that showed you what you desired, I shit you not, best trip of my life bro.
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#70 - minionofdolan (01/17/2014) [-]
and every body got drunk as shit on pumpkin juice

and my uncle broke out of an insane asylum to save me from some kind of ghost that wasnt really there. He was kinda off.
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#71 - cosmicapprentice (01/17/2014) [-]
And worst of all... my best friend married the girl who I wanted to fuck, douchebag!
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#106 - mindology (01/17/2014) [-]
So you know what i did, i fucked his sister.
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#72 - minionofdolan (01/17/2014) [-]
and worst of all I have to raise a bastard child cause malfoy fucked my girl back at school and used a time release spell to prolong the pregnancy.
#54 - EKcEntRIC (01/17/2014) [-]
don't know why I laughed so hard at this...but I don't care
#55 - Picture 01/17/2014 on Not my best idea +3
#193 - i actually had to squint my eyes when i enlarged it  [+] (1 reply) 01/12/2014 on Gingers +1
#195 - scupper (01/12/2014) [-]
Shes the whitest white girl I ever done did seen.
#70 - Picture 01/04/2014 on at the gym +2
#6 - my personal favorite  [+] (1 reply) 12/26/2013 on Don't run with scissors! +10
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#7 - grandtheftkoala (12/26/2013) [-]
If god doesn't exist, then why was your mom screaming his name last night?
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#121 - my amazonian fetish has been rekindled  [+] (3 replies) 12/26/2013 on Plus-sized model +4
#143 - hamsterball (12/26/2013) [-]
I see what you did there.
#127 - vitunhenkka (12/26/2013) [-]
isn't she just beautiful?
#250 - semidemon (12/26/2013) [-]