Upload
Login or register

trolocaust

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:6/28/2011
Last Login:2/17/2016
Location:Broklahoma
Stats
Content Thumbs: 6492 total,  7528 ,  1036
Comment Thumbs: 4599 total,  5142 ,  543
Content Level Progress: 77% (77/100)
Level 164 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 165 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 73% (73/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:3
Content Views:190090
Times Content Favorited:569 times
Total Comments Made:870
FJ Points:10897

latest user's comments

#10 - How do you not break the light bulb? I'd like to thing my ass …  [+] (23 replies) 06/24/2015 on The Fun Things People Have... +193
User avatar
#78 - infinitereaper (06/25/2015) [-]
its basically one of the worst ideas ever, because if the lightbulb breaks it will fucking explode and the shards will slice up your asshole and you will painfully bleed to death
User avatar
#110 - seancwatts (06/25/2015) [-]
watch one guy one jar, think he survived though
User avatar
#111 - infinitereaper (06/25/2015) [-]
yeah I saw it, one of those old vids, remember kids, no glass in your ass
User avatar
#41 - heartlessrobot (06/24/2015) [-]
If you're at the point where you're willing to try the light bulb, you're not that tight anymore.
#39 - kevlat (06/24/2015) [-]
The explanation Scrubs gave when it happened to a patient in an episode was:

Janitor: Look, here's the thing about lightbulbs, okay? They're structurally weak at the narrow end, but the round end is surprisingly strong.

Source - scrubs.wikia.com/wiki/My_Office_transcript
User avatar
#113 - Relinies (06/25/2015) [-]
Wait, is that true? I always thought it was the other way around.
User avatar
#119 - thesoulseeker (06/25/2015) [-]
Spheres are some of the most structurally stable things. Plus it might have something to do with the effect that gives the Prince Rupert's Drop it's interesting properties.
#30 - anon (06/24/2015) [-]
I'm not going to post it.


But it's out there.

In all it's glory.
And all it's bloody horror.
#72 - octagon (06/25/2015) [-]
the images...are coming back....
#67 - anon (06/25/2015) [-]
"I don't recall ever seeing light bulbs in someone's ass, something else made of glass maybe. Probably a bottle or a ja-"
User avatar
#47 - berengar (06/25/2015) [-]
I get the feeling I know what you are talking about, and I thank you for not posting it.
#37 - thatfaggygoy (06/24/2015) [-]
I know what you're talking about, and I'm glad you didn't post it.
#22 - neosonic (06/24/2015) [-]
Clearly you're not a level 15 gay!
User avatar
#60 - destaice (06/25/2015) [-]
every video from men.com has such god awful acting in it
User avatar
#61 - neosonic (06/25/2015) [-]
Do you actually watch porn for the acting?
User avatar
#62 - destaice (06/25/2015) [-]
I have a few times, and sometimes you come across a masterpiece
User avatar
#76 - advice (06/25/2015) [-]
like the lemon tree
User avatar
#63 - neosonic (06/25/2015) [-]
Sounds good, I have a load of gay porn gifs, but I ususally just stick to pictures, so I can't fully say I have a lot of experience with gay porn websites.
User avatar
#65 - destaice (06/25/2015) [-]
Let's just say their "str8 to gay" videos consist of gay person asks straight person if they want gay sex, person says no, gay says yes, anal sex.

It's pretty terrible.
#66 - neosonic (06/25/2015) [-]
"Stop gooby, das gay"
"It's k micky, bite the pillow"
*Anal Sex Scene Commence*
#134 - fecal (06/25/2015) [-]
nice homo porn discussion going on here.
#140 - trolocaust (06/25/2015) [-]
I never ask for this to stem from my comment.
User avatar
#19 - amalone (06/24/2015) [-]
It's only really tight at the entrance. So I've heard...
#213 - I am afraid not. My brother is named Lane.  [+] (1 reply) 06/24/2015 on Girl escapes from North Korea 0
#214 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
thought i'd give it a go anyway.
#211 - While I am somewhat cheeki, I am US Army, and all my trips the…  [+] (3 replies) 06/24/2015 on Girl escapes from North Korea 0
#212 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
you wouldn't happen to be brother to a fellow by the name of ben, would you? it's a long shot but his brother's stationed there.
User avatar
#213 - trolocaust (06/24/2015) [-]
I am afraid not. My brother is named Lane.
#214 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
thought i'd give it a go anyway.
#208 - correct.  [+] (5 replies) 06/21/2015 on Girl escapes from North Korea 0
#209 - bellcurve (06/22/2015) [-]
are you involved in the tours by chance. you may have been the cheeky airman who rode with me.
User avatar
#211 - trolocaust (06/24/2015) [-]
While I am somewhat cheeki, I am US Army, and all my trips there have been work and not tourism.
#212 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
you wouldn't happen to be brother to a fellow by the name of ben, would you? it's a long shot but his brother's stationed there.
User avatar
#213 - trolocaust (06/24/2015) [-]
I am afraid not. My brother is named Lane.
#214 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
thought i'd give it a go anyway.
#74 - can confirm. I am stationed in SK and regularly do rainin…  [+] (8 replies) 06/20/2015 on Girl escapes from North Korea +21
#180 - anon (06/20/2015) [-]
What is a raining exercise?
#185 - dapperclapper (06/20/2015) [-]
It's when they get a bunch of soldiers together to do the rain dance.
User avatar
#208 - trolocaust (06/21/2015) [-]
correct.
#209 - bellcurve (06/22/2015) [-]
are you involved in the tours by chance. you may have been the cheeky airman who rode with me.
User avatar
#211 - trolocaust (06/24/2015) [-]
While I am somewhat cheeki, I am US Army, and all my trips there have been work and not tourism.
#212 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
you wouldn't happen to be brother to a fellow by the name of ben, would you? it's a long shot but his brother's stationed there.
User avatar
#213 - trolocaust (06/24/2015) [-]
I am afraid not. My brother is named Lane.
#214 - bellcurve (06/24/2015) [-]
thought i'd give it a go anyway.