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trollmetoday

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Date Signed Up:3/27/2011
Last Login:8/30/2016
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#538 - **trollmetoday rolls 27** 12/11/2013 on if you are bored today 0
#49 - Finger prints sounds like finger prince. 11/10/2013 on A gem from my childhood. 0
#16 - Maybe you just aren't looking hard enough  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on don't judge a book by it's... +3
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#17 - thechosentroll (11/09/2013) [-]
Still harder than finding McNuggets.
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#31 - witislimited (11/09/2013) [-]
Cut up a salad yourself. It's not too much trouble, you can put whatever fucking vegetable, fruit, dressing and condiment you want on your own and however you want it. Example, I like to shred carrot and cucumber (corn if some is on hand) into a bowl, drown it in lemon juice, with a dash of olive oil and rosemary.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tabbouleh
A middle eastern parsley salad that's incredible if done properly.
#18 - anon (11/09/2013) [-]
But that isn't really a decent salad anyway.
#60 - Bend over and find out 11/06/2013 on The Truth 0
#30 - Ingenious plan. I might have to try it at some point.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on The Truth +4
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#34 - imofcnotharveydent (11/06/2013) [-]
won't work man, promise from a guy going in a class full of girls, got my gf through some of my friends in class, quite epic indeed
#29 - IT WAS ONE TIME! 11/06/2013 on The Truth +6
#2 - ********, I've been telling my mom that I'm not gay for 16 yea…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/06/2013 on The Truth +85
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#54 - empithree (11/06/2013) [-]
even I don't believe you.
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#60 - trollmetoday (11/06/2013) [-]
Bend over and find out
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#52 - uncledick (11/06/2013) [-]
Fuck a guy right in front of her.
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#33 - rasins (11/06/2013) [-]
I guess you can say time flies when youre a faggot.
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#20 - turboderp (11/06/2013) [-]
Have you considered to just roll with it?

Let her think you're gay, act a bit feminine arround her. Her friends will hear about it, and they have doughters. "hey, why don't you go hang out with that nice boy, I hear he's gay"

*omg gay guy he must become my best friend*

then be like "you be turnin' me straight gurl"

and you live happily ever after.
#30 - trollmetoday (11/06/2013) [-]
Ingenious plan. I might have to try it at some point.
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#34 - imofcnotharveydent (11/06/2013) [-]
won't work man, promise from a guy going in a class full of girls, got my gf through some of my friends in class, quite epic indeed
#25 - butterisgood (11/06/2013) [-]
#9 - supbroskiman (11/06/2013) [-]
"Just because I sucked the neighbor's dick doesn't mean I'm gay mom!"
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#29 - trollmetoday (11/06/2013) [-]
IT WAS ONE TIME!
#24 - Flail (11/06/2013) [-]
Hahahaha
#26 - pwnmissilereborn (11/06/2013) [-]
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#3 - willshire (11/06/2013) [-]
maybe she thinks the lady doth protest too much? maybe if you just brought a girl over and just nailed her on the living room couch she would stop.
#11 - Who nose.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Dose of cute +14
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#12 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
was that a fucking pun... if it was well played
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#27 - datlaugh (11/04/2013) [-]
I thought you were trolling him because of his name...
#9 - The definition of a nose is above the mouth, and containing no…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Dose of cute +1
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#10 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
so then since my nose is on my face my face is my nose?
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#11 - trollmetoday (11/04/2013) [-]
Who nose.
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#12 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
was that a fucking pun... if it was well played
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#27 - datlaugh (11/04/2013) [-]
I thought you were trolling him because of his name...
#7 - That's a nose too  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Dose of cute 0
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#8 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
isn't the nose of a duck on the beak... I'm pretty sure they are two different things
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#9 - trollmetoday (11/04/2013) [-]
The definition of a nose is above the mouth, and containing nostrils for breathing and smelling. So if I'm not mistaken, the beak is a form of nose.
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#10 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
so then since my nose is on my face my face is my nose?
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#11 - trollmetoday (11/04/2013) [-]
Who nose.
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#12 - randomwanker (11/04/2013) [-]
was that a fucking pun... if it was well played
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#27 - datlaugh (11/04/2013) [-]
I thought you were trolling him because of his name...