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Age: 31
Date Signed Up:4/25/2011
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:The Game Never gonna give you up street
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#31 - it's an Irish name Except he's greek so it's weird 09/21/2014 on rape +1
#30 - Comment deleted 09/21/2014 on rape 0
#103 - thank mr admin 09/21/2014 on Praise our glorious based... +1
#143 - Thats because of the ******* projects we have whe… 09/21/2014 on Equality fact time 0
#22 - Back when GTA V first came out, we started a crew. No…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/21/2014 on rape +7
User avatar #36 - dieterkaiser (09/21/2014) [-]
that's fucking gold
User avatar #29 - sugoi (09/21/2014) [-]
What kinda name is Eamon?
Sounds like some kinda digimon.
User avatar #31 - trolljunkusa (09/21/2014) [-]
it's an Irish name

Except he's greek so it's weird
#27 - Womens Study Major (09/21/2014) [-]
good think it wasn't the pear crew.
#30 - trolljunkusa has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - darksideofthebeast (09/21/2014) [-]
Cool story, man.
#271 - I got banned for talking about weed on 4chan, it's so gay now 09/21/2014 on I just don't believe it. 0
#360 - thank mr admin 09/20/2014 on Users banned for being... 0
#16 - I enjoy all bond movies in general, I don't think any of them are bad 09/20/2014 on the name's archer, sterling... 0
#15 - Idk I really enjoyed all of his movies 09/20/2014 on the name's archer, sterling... 0
#14 - Oh my god I miss those days 09/20/2014 on moot is the biggest... 0
#13 - pierce brosnan is best bond I like him better than se…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2014 on the name's archer, sterling... +12
#24 - autoxx (09/20/2014) [-]
I get him not wanting to do the last few movies though, I men they fucking neutered James bond!!!
That's some SJW bullshit right there.
The epitome of a strong male role model, the girls want him, the guys can't win against him, he is honorable, and the best at what he does.

What retard decided to crush his fucking balls with a bag of rocks?
#18 - mastercolossus (09/20/2014) [-]
i agree. i also like him because me and him both have bell palsy.
User avatar #14 - valyn (09/20/2014) [-]
He's the best bond, but he had the bad luck of being in the worst bond movies. Fucking invisible cars...
User avatar #16 - trolljunkusa (09/20/2014) [-]
I enjoy all bond movies in general, I don't think any of them are bad
User avatar #15 - trolljunkusa (09/20/2014) [-]
Idk I really enjoyed all of his movies
#121 - Thats it 09/20/2014 on I'm getting sick... 0
#115 - That's vietnam bro  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2014 on I'm getting sick... 0
#138 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
Nope you're thinking of Thailand
User avatar #118 - navadae (09/20/2014) [-]
with all the porn i've looked at, i can safely say... its korean too
User avatar #117 - faguette (09/20/2014) [-]
thailand actually
User avatar #121 - trolljunkusa (09/20/2014) [-]
Thats it
#165 - What is a SJW?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/20/2014 on FunnyJunk masterrace 0
User avatar #176 - galkawhm (09/20/2014) [-]
Social Justice Warrior. They get offended so you don't have to.
User avatar #168 - bobvonbobby (09/20/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!!
#167 - CaptainPugwash (09/20/2014) [-]
A fat, angry lesbian.
#199 - nimithecat has deleted their comment.
User avatar #174 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2014) [-]
And sometimes fat angry guys who want to get it on with said lesbians.
#200 - nimithecat (09/20/2014) [-]
Oh hello again!
User avatar #202 - satrenkotheone (09/20/2014) [-]
I saw your comment, good work.

Nice picture.
User avatar #204 - nimithecat (09/20/2014) [-]
thanks
#111 - Korea > Japan  [+] (7 new replies) 09/20/2014 on I'm getting sick... +4
User avatar #125 - elcreepo (09/20/2014) [-]
Only true for south korean women.

North Korean women have crushed souls and the skin of a hard day's labor in glory of their admin
User avatar #114 - navadae (09/20/2014) [-]
except with korean women you have to wonder if there's a dick or not
User avatar #115 - trolljunkusa (09/20/2014) [-]
That's vietnam bro
#138 - Womens Study Major (09/20/2014) [-]
Nope you're thinking of Thailand
User avatar #118 - navadae (09/20/2014) [-]
with all the porn i've looked at, i can safely say... its korean too
User avatar #117 - faguette (09/20/2014) [-]
thailand actually
User avatar #121 - trolljunkusa (09/20/2014) [-]
Thats it
#12 - Also >Naptown mentioned >Swell with crabs a… 09/16/2014 on The Hero Annapolis Deserves... 0
#11 - Didn't this guy run 2 years ago too? I remember going by that …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on The Hero Annapolis Deserves... 0
User avatar #12 - trolljunkusa (09/16/2014) [-]
Also

>Naptown mentioned
>Swell with crabs and natty boh
#41 - I just bought a **** ton of dabs and im in heaven rn 09/16/2014 on When you really think about... 0
#65 - That second to last one is just bizarre  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... 0
#75 - huels (09/16/2014) [-]
Not if you understand who and what George Clooney is and does.
#154866 - I, I have a 3.9GPA, I've been on the deans list every semester…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154912 - dehumanizer (09/16/2014) [-]
This is just your excuse to do weed.
#154813 - Before I started smoking my GPA freshman year of highschool wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154840 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you could stop hidint behind excuses and get off your fat ass to study?
User avatar #154866 - trolljunkusa (09/16/2014) [-]
I, I have a 3.9GPA, I've been on the deans list every semester since freshman year. Nigga read my post all the way
#154912 - dehumanizer (09/16/2014) [-]
This is just your excuse to do weed.
#19 - >Wants to be a cop >Can't do math How are y… 09/15/2014 on Every class in existence +2
#107 - Technically Gods > Titans 09/15/2014 on the greeks had it right -1
#154752 - Yep, she thinks I'm slowly killing myself, and she's convinced… 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#154747 - The issue is, I can't hide it all that often. I don't mind dr…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/15/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #154748 - Decode (09/15/2014) [-]
So, just to be clear, your mom is the type to ignore any/all logic you throw at her, and she is always right- kinda mom? She doesn't care that despite smoking weed you are doing better than a majority of people nowadays who don't smoke, don't go to the gym like you, and don't have the grades you have?
#154767 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
>thinking weed is the reason he has good grades
User avatar #154807 - Decode (09/15/2014) [-]
>Not reading his comments fully before commenting
>Not reading my comments fully before commenting

If you did, you realize he ackowledges it just helps him deal with stress, and I acknowledged that, I acknowledged pot helped him unwind and some what then aided his studies. Because, if you read his fully, you'd know it certainly hasn't effected him negatively, hell you could learn a thing or two about what this guy does, he sounds really successful. Not saying you need to smoke but, but you could definitley learn how he got where he is going today.

come on dehumanizer, I know you can read
#154808 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
Thats what druggies think, in reality its just slowing him down. He would be even better if he didnt smoke but ayy lmao 420 blaze it

>source ex alcoholic
User avatar #154813 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
Before I started smoking my GPA freshman year of highschool wasn't even a 1.0, when I started smoking, I got it up to a 3.1 because I was actually able to calm down and not try and do 30 things at once while my mind is trying to pay attention to the brightly colored poster across the room for no reason. I have very bad ADHD, even went to a special elementary and middle school to combat it, and took many prescription drugs that turned me into a zombie. Weed is the only drug that worked, and I wouldn't be who I am today without mary jane
#154840 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
Or maybe you could stop hidint behind excuses and get off your fat ass to study?
User avatar #154866 - trolljunkusa (09/16/2014) [-]
I, I have a 3.9GPA, I've been on the deans list every semester since freshman year. Nigga read my post all the way
#154912 - dehumanizer (09/16/2014) [-]
This is just your excuse to do weed.
User avatar #154809 - Decode (09/15/2014) [-]
nigga what?
>deans list
>good grades
>about to get great internship that will lead to an even greater job after he graduates.
> "he'll do better if he wasn't a druggie"

So with that we can assume he'll turn into a fucking genius-tier person if he stopped smoking?
#154839 - dehumanizer (09/15/2014) [-]
it will be better for him
User avatar #154752 - trolljunkusa (09/15/2014) [-]
Yep, she thinks I'm slowly killing myself, and she's convinced that her depression is caused by the one joint she smoked with her friend when she was 18. Where it really is her just pushing her oldest daughter out of her life, and now shes doing the same to me for the same reason

weed
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User avatar #127 - gugek ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #128 to #127 - trolljunkusa (10/15/2014) [-]
You too!
User avatar #129 to #128 - gugek ONLINE (10/15/2014) [-]
:-] thanks
#112 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #113 to #112 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I actually had that taken a while ago I just deleted everything
#114 to #113 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
User avatar #115 to #114 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes, yes quite
#116 to #115 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Why delete everything though?
Why delete everything though?
User avatar #117 to #116 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I am a very clean person
#118 to #117 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
User avatar #119 to #118 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm gonna let another 50 comments build up, and then delete em all
#120 to #119 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
User avatar #121 to #120 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yay!!!!
#122 to #121 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Do you like turtles?
User avatar #123 to #122 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I quite enjoy turtles

I love kitties
#124 to #123 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Have this then
Have this then
User avatar #125 to #124 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
yes. YES. YES.
#126 to #125 - tridaak ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
And turtle.
And turtle.
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