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#1008756 - lmao i wish 07/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#1008753 - I can torrent 50 gigs in an hour  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1008756 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
lmao i wish
#1008745 - >downloading titanfall >bought it an hour ago &g…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1008755 - serhiy (07/20/2014) [-]
go into task manager and change origin.exe to "high priority". when I do that i changed my download speed from 7 Mbps to 12 Mbps.
User avatar #1008747 - jubnik (07/20/2014) [-]
its 50 gigs
so unless you have google fiber, its going to take a while
User avatar #1008753 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
I can torrent 50 gigs in an hour
User avatar #1008756 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
lmao i wish
#60 - I can't drink because once I start I don't stop and then I get… 07/20/2014 on Alcohol vs. Marijuana 0
#249 - I dont play TF2 anymore so idk  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
User avatar #250 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
You open any game purchased from steam and it opens steam to log you in for all your data.
So that's the thing.
Either find a way to open a game and have no data every time you play it, or git gud and open steam.
#247 - Idk I've never had an issue with my cooling, but I don't use s… 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
#246 - You know you can just make an icon and open those games direct…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
User avatar #248 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
In case you didn't know, you open TF2, it opens steam automatically, and therefore the starting time is slower.
However on my computer, it doesn't make any difference. My point was if it's bloatware but it gives me nice shit, I have nothing to complain about.
User avatar #249 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
I dont play TF2 anymore so idk
User avatar #250 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
You open any game purchased from steam and it opens steam to log you in for all your data.
So that's the thing.
Either find a way to open a game and have no data every time you play it, or git gud and open steam.
#244 - Noctua NH-D14 wins in all battles 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
#243 - These temps are why you should always put your PC in the basement.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
#267 - strifethethird (07/20/2014) [-]
You win this time AMD...
User avatar #252 - imagnetsux (07/20/2014) [-]
dear god.
#7 - college, actually 07/20/2014 on All That Hard Work +1
#5 - BMW for life tho  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on All That Hard Work 0
#6 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Douchey High school student for the win amiright?
User avatar #8 - misticalz (07/20/2014) [-]
BMW's are beautiful and for a decent price buddy
#12 - anonymous (07/20/2014) [-]
Current BMW's look like they've already been in a crash from new.

Not to mention being unreliable, expensive to maintain and poverty specced.

User avatar #7 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
college, actually
#1293 - Oh and weed. I like weed. 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 +1
#1290 - What keeps me from offing myself? The fact that I ju…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 +1
User avatar #1293 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
Oh and weed. I like weed.
#97 - "feminists" are usually ugly anways 07/20/2014 on Get some perspective 0
#493 - I have no clue what I'm gonna do when I have to deal with one … 07/19/2014 on All aboard the feels train 0
#409 - Whacking it has gotten to the point where if I run out of thin…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +3
User avatar #415 - tsoper (07/19/2014) [-]
only 8?!?

fukken pleb.

14 times a day, get on my level.
User avatar #519 - kevinator (07/19/2014) [-]
3sore5me
#5216 - **trolljunkusa rolls 032,119,359** 07/18/2014 on Roll for Red 0
#145069 - And if you didn't know this already everything every … 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#145068 - It's definitely the job that the air force has been trying to … 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#30 - I never worked in retail, but I worked in a restaurant in high… 07/17/2014 on The retail industry 0
#145066 - You know if you really want to make the most out of the air fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145067 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to look into it then.
User avatar #145069 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
And if you didn't know this already

everything every single recruiter says is complete bullshit
User avatar #145068 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
It's definitely the job that the air force has been trying to fill for the past few years, and with an engineering degree you'd be a perfect candidate.
#145064 - OCS as long as you have a degree you're fine. But because of …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145065 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Well things are a lot different these days in the military, my dad was a search and rescue in the Navy back during the Gulf War. He, and other guys I've talked to have told me that they're being a lot more strict about things right now, because they don't need as many. But that could change in 5 years, especially if we need a larger force with all the shit going on in the world right now.
User avatar #145066 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
You know if you really want to make the most out of the air force, get into drones. My friends brother does that and he gets paid a lot for how much actual work he does
User avatar #145067 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to look into it then.
User avatar #145069 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
And if you didn't know this already

everything every single recruiter says is complete bullshit
User avatar #145068 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
It's definitely the job that the air force has been trying to fill for the past few years, and with an engineering degree you'd be a perfect candidate.
#145062 - Good thing about OCS though is you have a bit more of a say in…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145063 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Exactly, my cousin was talking to me the other day and he said that when he was in college and he wanted to rejoin ROTC for the officer program they wanted him to maintain a 3.8 GPA. Would you happen to know if that would be a requirement for OCS or does your GPA not really matter.
User avatar #145064 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
OCS as long as you have a degree you're fine. But because of the high amounts of candidates they get now they may look at your college grades. Idrk, my dad said when he did it he just kinda walked into OCS, said he wanted to be a pilot, and became one. In fact the first time he ever flew in a plane was when he did his first practice flight in flight training
User avatar #145065 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Well things are a lot different these days in the military, my dad was a search and rescue in the Navy back during the Gulf War. He, and other guys I've talked to have told me that they're being a lot more strict about things right now, because they don't need as many. But that could change in 5 years, especially if we need a larger force with all the shit going on in the world right now.
User avatar #145066 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
You know if you really want to make the most out of the air force, get into drones. My friends brother does that and he gets paid a lot for how much actual work he does
User avatar #145067 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to look into it then.
User avatar #145069 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
And if you didn't know this already

everything every single recruiter says is complete bullshit
User avatar #145068 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
It's definitely the job that the air force has been trying to fill for the past few years, and with an engineering degree you'd be a perfect candidate.
#145058 - Nice! My dad was in the air force in vietnam, I have all his o…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145061 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I always wanted to be a pilot! Exept that I wear contacts and I don't think they would take me. I have the physical body to be able to do basically anything, but my problem may be the testing. I'm pretty damn smart, but the Air Force is very very strict when it comes to Academics, especially when going through the Officer Training Program.
User avatar #145062 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
Good thing about OCS though is you have a bit more of a say in what you want to do
User avatar #145063 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Exactly, my cousin was talking to me the other day and he said that when he was in college and he wanted to rejoin ROTC for the officer program they wanted him to maintain a 3.8 GPA. Would you happen to know if that would be a requirement for OCS or does your GPA not really matter.
User avatar #145064 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
OCS as long as you have a degree you're fine. But because of the high amounts of candidates they get now they may look at your college grades. Idrk, my dad said when he did it he just kinda walked into OCS, said he wanted to be a pilot, and became one. In fact the first time he ever flew in a plane was when he did his first practice flight in flight training
User avatar #145065 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
Well things are a lot different these days in the military, my dad was a search and rescue in the Navy back during the Gulf War. He, and other guys I've talked to have told me that they're being a lot more strict about things right now, because they don't need as many. But that could change in 5 years, especially if we need a larger force with all the shit going on in the world right now.
User avatar #145066 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
You know if you really want to make the most out of the air force, get into drones. My friends brother does that and he gets paid a lot for how much actual work he does
User avatar #145067 - marinepenguin (07/17/2014) [-]
I'll be sure to look into it then.
User avatar #145069 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
And if you didn't know this already

everything every single recruiter says is complete bullshit
User avatar #145068 - trolljunkusa (07/17/2014) [-]
It's definitely the job that the air force has been trying to fill for the past few years, and with an engineering degree you'd be a perfect candidate.
#145057 - This is actually my first huge purchase. There are 2 things y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #145821 - heraske (07/20/2014) [-]
xXThatxOnexGuyXx is right.

IMO, you're better off investing into RRSP's then pissing your money away, especially with private jobs. There's no 100% guarantee of keeping your job when in the private sector.

When you spend money on a nice vehicle while living everything else small, people realize that you're blowing all your money on vehicles, trying to act rich instead of living your true value. I could be wrong here, but at this point with all you've said, I've decided my opinion about yourself.

Also, spending that much money on yourself really isn't thoughtful for your future family. You could, as I said, lose your job when you have kids, and then your kids won't have anything nice and will have to work for their own money since you pissed your money away. There's nothing wrong with kids learning responsibility with having a job while in high school, although they shouldn't be paying for all their stuff before they are even considered adults while going to school full-time.

Think for the future, not for the present. Think of others, not yourself.

Goodluck.
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#112 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #113 to #112 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I actually had that taken a while ago I just deleted everything
#114 to #113 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
User avatar #115 to #114 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes, yes quite
#116 to #115 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Why delete everything though?
Why delete everything though?
User avatar #117 to #116 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I am a very clean person
#118 to #117 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
User avatar #119 to #118 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm gonna let another 50 comments build up, and then delete em all
#120 to #119 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
User avatar #121 to #120 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yay!!!!
#122 to #121 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Do you like turtles?
User avatar #123 to #122 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I quite enjoy turtles

I love kitties
#124 to #123 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Have this then
Have this then
User avatar #125 to #124 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
yes. YES. YES.
#126 to #125 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
And turtle.
And turtle.
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