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Date Signed Up:4/25/2011
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:The Game Never gonna give you up street
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#74 - Eh, id try tinder out man, it's worked for me, I have a consta…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Shit, I wouldn't complain, since I go for dominant fe/males. They'd probably be demanding nudes or they'll break out the whip again.
#72 - They were probably just conversing with each other. Cops do t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
User avatar #73 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
I know, and I was pissed. I totally could have gotten laid, even if it actually was a pedophile.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a creepy old dude, because I told her I'd still go for it if she was, as long as I wasn't gonna get sold as a sex slave or turned into a eunuch or some horrible shit.
User avatar #74 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh, id try tinder out man, it's worked for me, I have a constant snapchat full of nudes every night around 10 from the different girls I've picked up from there

it actually gets annoying how many nudes I get these days
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Shit, I wouldn't complain, since I go for dominant fe/males. They'd probably be demanding nudes or they'll break out the whip again.
#115132 - Anyone in Maryland? AACo here. 09/30/2014 on Social Board 0
#70 - And the cops were there?  [+] (5 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
We were meeting in a park, and for some reason two cop cars were sitting in the one entrance, facing opposite directions.
User avatar #72 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
They were probably just conversing with each other. Cops do that shit all the time in random places, they specifically do it to catch stoners.
User avatar #73 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
I know, and I was pissed. I totally could have gotten laid, even if it actually was a pedophile.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a creepy old dude, because I told her I'd still go for it if she was, as long as I wasn't gonna get sold as a sex slave or turned into a eunuch or some horrible shit.
User avatar #74 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh, id try tinder out man, it's worked for me, I have a constant snapchat full of nudes every night around 10 from the different girls I've picked up from there

it actually gets annoying how many nudes I get these days
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Shit, I wouldn't complain, since I go for dominant fe/males. They'd probably be demanding nudes or they'll break out the whip again.
#68 - I need a story on that  [+] (7 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
User avatar #69 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Her and I had arranged to meet&fuck, I may or may not have been 18 yet, she was 20 something.
User avatar #70 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
And the cops were there?
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
We were meeting in a park, and for some reason two cop cars were sitting in the one entrance, facing opposite directions.
User avatar #72 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
They were probably just conversing with each other. Cops do that shit all the time in random places, they specifically do it to catch stoners.
User avatar #73 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
I know, and I was pissed. I totally could have gotten laid, even if it actually was a pedophile.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a creepy old dude, because I told her I'd still go for it if she was, as long as I wasn't gonna get sold as a sex slave or turned into a eunuch or some horrible shit.
User avatar #74 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh, id try tinder out man, it's worked for me, I have a constant snapchat full of nudes every night around 10 from the different girls I've picked up from there

it actually gets annoying how many nudes I get these days
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Shit, I wouldn't complain, since I go for dominant fe/males. They'd probably be demanding nudes or they'll break out the whip again.
#48 - So what are yalls relationship and view on your local cops? …  [+] (11 new replies) 09/29/2014 on Police Win/Fail Comp! 0
User avatar #78 - sharklazers (09/30/2014) [-]
Yeah Baltimore city police is great. Regina police is really great too, actually most Canadian police is great but Regina is the only Canadian city i've lived in
#65 - trumpetplayar (09/29/2014) [-]
When I was 18 I blew a tire out driving home from my girlfriend's house and these two cops pulled up and talked to me until my dad showed up to get me. They were pretty chill, though they did make me do a sobriety test since apparently someone had called the cops on me for "reckless driving" (the point where I had lost my tire).
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (09/29/2014) [-]
I never see the cops unless I'm out after curfew and briefly forget I'm 18 and allowed out whenever the fuck I want.
Oh, and when they cockblocked sharklazers and me.
User avatar #68 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
I need a story on that
User avatar #69 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Her and I had arranged to meet&fuck, I may or may not have been 18 yet, she was 20 something.
User avatar #70 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
And the cops were there?
User avatar #71 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
We were meeting in a park, and for some reason two cop cars were sitting in the one entrance, facing opposite directions.
User avatar #72 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
They were probably just conversing with each other. Cops do that shit all the time in random places, they specifically do it to catch stoners.
User avatar #73 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
I know, and I was pissed. I totally could have gotten laid, even if it actually was a pedophile.
And I'm pretty sure it wasn't a creepy old dude, because I told her I'd still go for it if she was, as long as I wasn't gonna get sold as a sex slave or turned into a eunuch or some horrible shit.
User avatar #74 - trolljunkusa (09/30/2014) [-]
Eh, id try tinder out man, it's worked for me, I have a constant snapchat full of nudes every night around 10 from the different girls I've picked up from there

it actually gets annoying how many nudes I get these days
User avatar #75 - heartlessrobot (09/30/2014) [-]
Shit, I wouldn't complain, since I go for dominant fe/males. They'd probably be demanding nudes or they'll break out the whip again.
#198 - beta* not beat 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 0
#197 - Freshman year this beat in my class managed to pull the hottes…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Cringe comp numbruh 4 0
User avatar #198 - trolljunkusa (09/29/2014) [-]
beta*

not beat
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#156943 - I actually went into little caesars and asked for an applicati…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156948 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah, alrighty.
I'd go back again until I found and someone who could speak english well (:
That way they'd probably take note of the fact you came in person to apply!

Then you get to test out your brilliant application tips!


P.S I have never ever ever heard of any of these places o.o
#156949 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
I don't mean that JUST because they speak English well they'd take note, I just mean you'd be able to communicate with them better as there wouldn't be a language barrier!
#156933 - My friend got the job cause he's been there since the start, a…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156939 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Hm, alright..you're friend will have had an easier time of it than you are having then, but don't let that discourage you. My advice would be to wait for a response, but until then try applying to similar jobs (i.e jobs which require the same skills).

If you're really worried about applying online, don't be afraid to find out where job vacancies are and visit them in person and ask about said vacancy, with any luck you have a chance of getting a face-to-face interview if that's what you're looking for.
Again, if it doesn't go that way, do not let it discourage you!

Although you may dislike online applications, it would do you good to step out of your comfort zone and put yourself in an uncomfortable position. You need to be good on paper (er, computer...?) as well as in person. Perhaps you would become more comfortable with online applications (:
User avatar #156943 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
I actually went into little caesars and asked for an application and they gave me a card telling me to go to their website. I always stop by the store first unfortunately it was a mexican lady that was there that couldnt really speak english
#156948 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah, alrighty.
I'd go back again until I found and someone who could speak english well (:
That way they'd probably take note of the fact you came in person to apply!

Then you get to test out your brilliant application tips!


P.S I have never ever ever heard of any of these places o.o
#156949 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
I don't mean that JUST because they speak English well they'd take note, I just mean you'd be able to communicate with them better as there wouldn't be a language barrier!
#156942 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Aw fuq
your*

And why does it say first...
#156944 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Ohh okay I'm signed out.

Bollocks.
#156 - " The word "hacker" gets used in a pejorative s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2014 on hax +1
User avatar #181 - skydiving (09/27/2014) [-]
Thanks
#17889 - you too man 09/27/2014 on Technology Board 0
#156916 - Only reason I care is because I've been trying to get a minimu…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#156932 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
Well you certainly have the right attitude about funding your own travel for college, and obviously it'd be pretty cool to have money to buy stuff for yourself. I hate asking people for money!

As much as it will pain me to say, you're just going to have to wait and see. The waiting is the worst part of anything, but as long as you're showing your eagerness and you're going out of your way to apply apply apply, then you're bound to get somewhere!
Also, you should look online for online application tips, if that's part of the reason you're iffy about them. Oh, it wouldn't hurt to ask your friend for some advice also, such as how the process was for them!
All the best!
User avatar #156933 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
My friend got the job cause he's been there since the start, and got hired cause he knew the guy who opened it, but he's long gone
#156939 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Hm, alright..you're friend will have had an easier time of it than you are having then, but don't let that discourage you. My advice would be to wait for a response, but until then try applying to similar jobs (i.e jobs which require the same skills).

If you're really worried about applying online, don't be afraid to find out where job vacancies are and visit them in person and ask about said vacancy, with any luck you have a chance of getting a face-to-face interview if that's what you're looking for.
Again, if it doesn't go that way, do not let it discourage you!

Although you may dislike online applications, it would do you good to step out of your comfort zone and put yourself in an uncomfortable position. You need to be good on paper (er, computer...?) as well as in person. Perhaps you would become more comfortable with online applications (:
User avatar #156943 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
I actually went into little caesars and asked for an application and they gave me a card telling me to go to their website. I always stop by the store first unfortunately it was a mexican lady that was there that couldnt really speak english
#156948 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah, alrighty.
I'd go back again until I found and someone who could speak english well (:
That way they'd probably take note of the fact you came in person to apply!

Then you get to test out your brilliant application tips!


P.S I have never ever ever heard of any of these places o.o
#156949 - oldmoldy (09/27/2014) [-]
I don't mean that JUST because they speak English well they'd take note, I just mean you'd be able to communicate with them better as there wouldn't be a language barrier!
#156942 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Aw fuq
your*

And why does it say first...
#156944 - anonymous (09/27/2014) [-]
Ohh okay I'm signed out.

Bollocks.
#17887 - Thankfully I don't have to take that many classes on it, as I …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #17888 - xdeathoreox (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright man, well good luck to you. Hope you pass your 802 and get a bunch of other certs.
User avatar #17889 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
you too man
#17884 - That's what I heard. I ******* hate programming  [+] (4 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Technology Board 0
User avatar #17886 - xdeathoreox (09/27/2014) [-]
Everyone does. It's natural to hate that bullshit.
User avatar #17887 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
Thankfully I don't have to take that many classes on it, as I focused on information systems.
User avatar #17888 - xdeathoreox (09/27/2014) [-]
Alright man, well good luck to you. Hope you pass your 802 and get a bunch of other certs.
User avatar #17889 - trolljunkusa (09/27/2014) [-]
you too man
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User avatar #127 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
Hey! I hope your day is going well :-] have a great night!
User avatar #128 to #127 - trolljunkusa (10/15/2014) [-]
You too!
User avatar #129 to #128 - gugek (10/15/2014) [-]
:-] thanks
#112 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #113 to #112 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I actually had that taken a while ago I just deleted everything
#114 to #113 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
User avatar #115 to #114 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes, yes quite
#116 to #115 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Why delete everything though?
Why delete everything though?
User avatar #117 to #116 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I am a very clean person
#118 to #117 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
User avatar #119 to #118 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm gonna let another 50 comments build up, and then delete em all
#120 to #119 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
User avatar #121 to #120 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yay!!!!
#122 to #121 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Do you like turtles?
User avatar #123 to #122 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I quite enjoy turtles

I love kitties
#124 to #123 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Have this then
Have this then
User avatar #125 to #124 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
yes. YES. YES.
#126 to #125 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
And turtle.
And turtle.
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