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#410 - Understandable, Razer just has terrible quality control 9 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#408 - I really hate the naga just because of it's failure rate  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #409 - darknemisis (9 hours ago) [-]
I hope this doesn't fail on me, i find the 12 side buttons really useful :/
User avatar #410 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Understandable, Razer just has terrible quality control
#405 - Is that a laptop? 9 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#402 - Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite … 10 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
#400 - That's what I said, you going custom build?  [+] (4 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope
#398 - Ah, never can go wrong with a Guinness, I haven't drank beer i…  [+] (7 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #399 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair play.

Yeah I just game a bit. Pretty sure my buying this rig is the equivalent of dropping a nuke to kill an ant, but hey. Least I won't have issues!
#406 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #400 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, you going custom build?
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope
#396 - I could if they made any I liked. I see peripherals as the mo…  [+] (9 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #397 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really have high powered needs, so I dropped 1600 on an ASUS ROG G750. You're right about that drink though!
Guinness, ta.
User avatar #398 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, never can go wrong with a Guinness, I haven't drank beer in a month or two though, been on a whiskey, and nice tequila binge.

My needs consist of making spreadsheets and writing papers for class, rendering audio for hobby, and rendering video for hobby. The occasional gaming (BF4, Crysis 3, Starcraft 2, and Rust). So good peripherals are necessary for me
User avatar #399 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair play.

Yeah I just game a bit. Pretty sure my buying this rig is the equivalent of dropping a nuke to kill an ant, but hey. Least I won't have issues!
#406 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #400 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, you going custom build?
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope
#393 - The most expensive in the god tier is the razer. The rest…  [+] (11 new replies) 10 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #394 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I could never justify spending >50 bucks on a point and click device.
User avatar #396 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
I could if they made any I liked. I see peripherals as the most important computing device you can buy, other than the computer itself. It's how you interact with your computer. It's the reason I spend 500 on a 1440p screen, 150 on a cherry mx keyboard, and even over 1000 on a wonderful 2.1 vintage analog speaker setup. (and then of course, 50 dollars on a nice whiskey, cause what's computing without a nice drink?)
User avatar #397 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really have high powered needs, so I dropped 1600 on an ASUS ROG G750. You're right about that drink though!
Guinness, ta.
User avatar #398 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, never can go wrong with a Guinness, I haven't drank beer in a month or two though, been on a whiskey, and nice tequila binge.

My needs consist of making spreadsheets and writing papers for class, rendering audio for hobby, and rendering video for hobby. The occasional gaming (BF4, Crysis 3, Starcraft 2, and Rust). So good peripherals are necessary for me
User avatar #399 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair play.

Yeah I just game a bit. Pretty sure my buying this rig is the equivalent of dropping a nuke to kill an ant, but hey. Least I won't have issues!
#406 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #400 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, you going custom build?
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope
#390 - God damn, so you just buy mice cause they look cool based on y…  [+] (13 new replies) 11 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon 0
User avatar #391 - themassivefail (11 hours ago) [-]
No, I buy mice of recommendations usually. I've tried out quite a few. I don't really like the look of the RAT, but it just feels great.

Sure, I bet it is. If you go by specs. I've tried a couple of those top tiers, still prefer mine. Even faced off against friends who have them, still won. So what's the point of spending mega bucks on mega specs, when I'm perfectly capable with my RAT? Such tiny differences in ability are hardly worth it.
User avatar #393 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
The most expensive in the god tier is the razer.
The rest of those mice are under 50 bucks
User avatar #394 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I could never justify spending >50 bucks on a point and click device.
User avatar #396 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
I could if they made any I liked. I see peripherals as the most important computing device you can buy, other than the computer itself. It's how you interact with your computer. It's the reason I spend 500 on a 1440p screen, 150 on a cherry mx keyboard, and even over 1000 on a wonderful 2.1 vintage analog speaker setup. (and then of course, 50 dollars on a nice whiskey, cause what's computing without a nice drink?)
User avatar #397 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really have high powered needs, so I dropped 1600 on an ASUS ROG G750. You're right about that drink though!
Guinness, ta.
User avatar #398 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, never can go wrong with a Guinness, I haven't drank beer in a month or two though, been on a whiskey, and nice tequila binge.

My needs consist of making spreadsheets and writing papers for class, rendering audio for hobby, and rendering video for hobby. The occasional gaming (BF4, Crysis 3, Starcraft 2, and Rust). So good peripherals are necessary for me
User avatar #399 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair play.

Yeah I just game a bit. Pretty sure my buying this rig is the equivalent of dropping a nuke to kill an ant, but hey. Least I won't have issues!
#406 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #400 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, you going custom build?
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope
#386 - >Never noticed a flaw Doesn't mean it's flawless bro, t…  [+] (15 new replies) 11 hours ago on Cheap gaming mice on amazon -1
User avatar #389 - themassivefail (11 hours ago) [-]
My last mouse was the G502. Hated it. Good tracking, yeah. But I fail to see any decrease in quality with my RAT.

Much prefer this one, even with it's fewer amount of buttons.

Better parts does not a better mouse make, 'bro'. I prefer this one to any other. No question.
#390 - trolljunkusa (11 hours ago) [-]
God damn, so you just buy mice cause they look cool based on your previous purchases.

This is THE BEST guide for mice.
User avatar #391 - themassivefail (11 hours ago) [-]
No, I buy mice of recommendations usually. I've tried out quite a few. I don't really like the look of the RAT, but it just feels great.

Sure, I bet it is. If you go by specs. I've tried a couple of those top tiers, still prefer mine. Even faced off against friends who have them, still won. So what's the point of spending mega bucks on mega specs, when I'm perfectly capable with my RAT? Such tiny differences in ability are hardly worth it.
User avatar #393 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
The most expensive in the god tier is the razer.
The rest of those mice are under 50 bucks
User avatar #394 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair enough. I could never justify spending >50 bucks on a point and click device.
User avatar #396 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
I could if they made any I liked. I see peripherals as the most important computing device you can buy, other than the computer itself. It's how you interact with your computer. It's the reason I spend 500 on a 1440p screen, 150 on a cherry mx keyboard, and even over 1000 on a wonderful 2.1 vintage analog speaker setup. (and then of course, 50 dollars on a nice whiskey, cause what's computing without a nice drink?)
User avatar #397 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
I don't really have high powered needs, so I dropped 1600 on an ASUS ROG G750. You're right about that drink though!
Guinness, ta.
User avatar #398 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Ah, never can go wrong with a Guinness, I haven't drank beer in a month or two though, been on a whiskey, and nice tequila binge.

My needs consist of making spreadsheets and writing papers for class, rendering audio for hobby, and rendering video for hobby. The occasional gaming (BF4, Crysis 3, Starcraft 2, and Rust). So good peripherals are necessary for me
User avatar #399 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Fair play.

Yeah I just game a bit. Pretty sure my buying this rig is the equivalent of dropping a nuke to kill an ant, but hey. Least I won't have issues!
#406 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
Yep.
User avatar #400 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
That's what I said, you going custom build?
User avatar #404 - themassivefail (9 hours ago) [-]
I hate civics XD being all efficient and shit. I'm a huge car guy, those are my money pits.

As for specs;
i7-4700HQ CPU @ 2.40ghz (8cpu's)
16G RAM
4 250GB HDD's (I hate how 1 TB has been split into 4 drives.)
Nvidia Geforce GTX 765m.

I don't really know what most of that means, but i've been told it's good haha
User avatar #405 - trolljunkusa (9 hours ago) [-]
Is that a laptop?
User avatar #401 - themassivefail (10 hours ago) [-]
Maybe, my friends keep tryin to get me to custom. But I really don't see the point ha. Kinda like owning a Ferrari in the arctic.
User avatar #402 - trolljunkusa (10 hours ago) [-]
Don't give into buying a pre built. It's the exact opposite

your average custom built PC (not the ones you see on the internet with all the blinding lights) are your honda civics in a city. Easy to swap parts, cheap maintenance, Just what you need, and nothing more. You build it, you get to decide, what you need.

I've built hundreds of PC's for me, friends, and business. If you need assistance with picking out parts, I'm your man

my current specs

AMD FX-8350
8Gb's of 1600MHz RAM
Asus HD7950
1TB HDD
120GB SSD


A bit overkill, but I don't get underruns in FL studio anymore. so that's pretty dope

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#112 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
I'll be taking your comment virginity.
User avatar #113 to #112 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I actually had that taken a while ago I just deleted everything
#114 to #113 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
So basically I tried + failed... just like that turtle D:
User avatar #115 to #114 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes, yes quite
#116 to #115 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Why delete everything though?
Why delete everything though?
User avatar #117 to #116 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I am a very clean person
#118 to #117 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
You're not gonna delete this, are you?
User avatar #119 to #118 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm gonna let another 50 comments build up, and then delete em all
#120 to #119 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
Then I'd just post more turtles :/
User avatar #121 to #120 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
Yay!!!!
#122 to #121 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Do you like turtles?
User avatar #123 to #122 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
I quite enjoy turtles

I love kitties
#124 to #123 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
Have this then
Have this then
User avatar #125 to #124 - trolljunkusa (08/21/2014) [-]
yes. YES. YES.
#126 to #125 - tridaak (08/21/2014) [-]
And turtle.
And turtle.
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