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tristanscharpman

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Gender: male
Age: 28
Date Signed Up:8/21/2010
Last Login:12/22/2015
Location:admins basement
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 6 total,  24 ,  18
Comment Thumbs: 2970 total,  3604 ,  634
Content Level Progress: 16.94% (10/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 68.99% (69/100)
Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:1250
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:710
FJ Points:3173

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#19 - Only 5 men? noob. 06/25/2013 on FB HAX +3
#425 - The entire 1700's swedish military? yea ill be fine.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me +11
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#1469 - RAPxMASTER (06/25/2013) [-]
Last game I played was Rome Total War as The Greeks..I've got Spartans and all that after me...I'm dead.
#81 - I wonder how many people they killed before they got that to work. 06/25/2013 on The fine line between... +2
#68413 - sounds like a woman having sex with a fax machine while als… 06/25/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... +1
#117 - Pecking order of daftpunk: discovery human after all … 06/25/2013 on Daft Gif +1
#111 - ahhh. i know Ive listened to WAY to much daft punk when i can …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Daft Gif +2
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#134 - entarasu (06/25/2013) [-]
my man yeaaah
#4 - Ladies and gentlemen, I have found my epitaph.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Cucumber +179
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#87 - soulterminatorm (06/25/2013) [-]
**soulterminatorm rolled a random comment #2737852 posted by frigidalt at Friendly ** :
I have that for Wii

#84 - zorororonoa (06/25/2013) [-]
You better follow through
#55 - chainz (06/25/2013) [-]
**chainz rolled a random comment #61 posted by omnomnompancakes at /b/ ** :
**omnomnompancakes rolls 558,980,718** I will forever live in the friendzone.



my epitaph
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#81 - tehdubstepman (06/25/2013) [-]
**tehdubstepman rolled a random comment #980 posted by ronnocx at I McFucked up! ** :
So how are things in here?
but my epitaph is better
#56 - chainz (06/25/2013) [-]
Painfully true
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#60 - omnomnompancakes (06/25/2013) [-]
And true for me.
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#54 - epitaph (06/25/2013) [-]
Epitaph here.
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#44 - cowisbeast (06/25/2013) [-]
TIL what epitaph means
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#50 - dubii (06/25/2013) [-]
epitaph |ˈepiˌtaf|
noun
a phrase or statement written in memory of a person who has died, esp. as an inscription on a tombstone.
ORIGIN late Middle English: from Old French epitaphe, via Latin from Greek epitaphion ‘funeral oration,’ neuter of ephitaphios ‘over or at a tomb,’ from epi ‘upon’ + taphos ‘tomb.’
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#51 - toosexyforyou (06/25/2013) [-]
TIL what TIL means
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#58 - dubii (06/25/2013) [-]
Urban Dictionary definition, hey atleast I'm learning.
1. TIL
T.I.L. (Today I Learned)
Often used as a space saver on websites such as Reddit or DIGG when writing the titles of links to interesting things the submitter has learned that day.
TIL that a meter is the distance light travels in 299,792,458ths of a second.
til t.i.l. yesterday i learned yil y.i.l.
#23 - Maybe i should buy one after all......  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on Beating the horse +44
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#40 - stijnverheye (06/25/2013) [-]
its all fun and games until you're the rape victim
#133 - Comment deleted 06/25/2013 on Nope +3
#4 - reminds me of this.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK 0
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#5 - flyingassassin (06/28/2013) [-]
if you say the FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK part out loud and really sounds it sounds pretty cool