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#93 - if you need gi subs and you have a strong side control look up…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2015 on Mastering front flip technique 0
#94 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
I rarely compete in Gi I've only done 3 tournaments and I was terrible. but it seems like something I would like to give a shot next time I roll Gi.
#91 - ive had somewhere near 60 matches myself. my favourite subs fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Mastering front flip technique 0
#92 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
I'm best when I'm on top on half guard or side control. My coach told me I have pretty good control in those positions and am able to maintain them pretty well.
User avatar #93 - tripscausedthis (06/30/2015) [-]
if you need gi subs and you have a strong side control look up a submisison called the ninja roll. it looks rediculous but you can pull it off super fast and just wreck people with it
#94 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
I rarely compete in Gi I've only done 3 tournaments and I was terrible. but it seems like something I would like to give a shot next time I roll Gi.
#71 - as a purple belt i wish to never start a sentence like t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2015 on Mastering front flip technique +2
#82 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
Yeah I know it doesn't get points in competition but I still act like I did when I wrestled in highschool I either got pinned or I pinned the person. I've won 10 of the No-Gi maches I'm had with 3 subs(Kimura twice and a d'arce/front headlock), the rest where points or because of advantage(I guess that is points as well) out of the 25+ and I've only had one sub win with the Gi(RNC). I need to learn to calm down a lot in terms of playing it more as a points game than a "Kill or be Killed". I Normally can score the takedown and either get in side control from the start or eventually make it to side control as for when I have a persons back I like to throw legs/hooks as I did in wrestling and being as bjj lets you have a body triangle I go for it whenever I can(only got it a handful of times).

Don't even ask about my guard it sucks, i can recover it half decent but if __'m on my back I am trying to get back standing or sweep. the Deep half sweep is my go to my coach calls it "my favorite uncle".
User avatar #91 - tripscausedthis (06/30/2015) [-]
ive had somewhere near 60 matches myself. my favourite subs for gi are lapel chokes and my no gi are baseball bat chokes or arm locks. all from guard. i love guard.
#92 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
I'm best when I'm on top on half guard or side control. My coach told me I have pretty good control in those positions and am able to maintain them pretty well.
User avatar #93 - tripscausedthis (06/30/2015) [-]
if you need gi subs and you have a strong side control look up a submisison called the ninja roll. it looks rediculous but you can pull it off super fast and just wreck people with it
#94 - teeheetummytum (06/30/2015) [-]
I rarely compete in Gi I've only done 3 tournaments and I was terrible. but it seems like something I would like to give a shot next time I roll Gi.
#347 - hey bro. thanks. glad i've been remembered somewhere. Yeah i h… 06/18/2015 on tripscausedthis's profile 0
#24 - i want to help but you gave **** all information. is it…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2015 on The Computer Wizards of FJ!... 0
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Use this wisely in the future.
#13 - its not what it used to be with who it used to be so i just pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2015 on FJTC Discussion +1
User avatar #15 - yourmum (05/25/2015) [-]
Come back pls
#7 - I could do a series of these based on single ******** m…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2015 on Jumping Pillow Adventures +18
User avatar #53 - theblobble (05/22/2015) [-]
pls do
User avatar #34 - poptartmunch (05/22/2015) [-]
Dewitt
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User avatar #15 - alphavsomega (05/22/2015) [-]
du ette
#9 - hankschrader (05/22/2015) [-]
Do it.
#34 - Green user names. That's a fireteam.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2015 on Patrolling Venus and this... +1
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Ah okay haven't played in sometime but thanks for the info
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#255 - peanutbitter ONLINE (03/21/2014) [-]
stickied by tripscausedthis
good thing i didn't
User avatar #348 - arena (06/26/2015) [-]
Are you alive?
User avatar #346 - novapolitan (06/18/2015) [-]
Hey trips, I'm not here to ask when you're going to start writing stories again, but instead tell a short tale of my own. It was about a year ago that I was bored out of my mind through the summer, carelessly browsing the internet on my phone every night when I stumbled upon Funnyjunk.
I loved it instantly, and I decided to check the top content overall to see what the site had to offer. I remember a few of your stories were there, and I decided to dive in.
I had a lot of good laughs, and I showed my friends the glorious writings of a simple IT guy. I kept coming back for more, but sadly, you went silent. I had been introduced to a whole new world though, and I took to exploring. It's been a good year since I found this place, and I suppose I have you to thank for really drawing me in (or rather, imprisoning me).
The best of luck to you, wherever you are now. I hope this year has treated you as well as it has me, opening up pathways to unforeseen adventures and delivering experiences to cherish and retell. And I hope to hear about it on the Front Page soon, too. (Ha ha, turns out I was gonna bug you to write more **** , jk love u)
User avatar #347 to #346 - tripscausedthis (06/18/2015) [-]
hey bro. thanks. glad i've been remembered somewhere. Yeah i have other stories but business is booming so i have had no chance to write them. was gonna do one of those job compilation things but time didnt become any less of an issue haha. thanks for the comment.
User avatar #344 - formidableguy (03/27/2015) [-]
I miss your stories
User avatar #345 to #344 - tripscausedthis (03/27/2015) [-]
they will be back one day
#343 - isolovegames (03/27/2015) [-]
Well good on you for waiting. May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Tripscausedthis
#341 - srhkid (03/27/2015) [-]
Here.
#336 - arena (02/20/2015) [-]
you wanna tell me, how I don't know this.
also. When you get some free time post.
Man I need a vacation. lol.
User avatar #318 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Remember when you took the frontpage by storm? Good times man
#319 to #318 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i was relevant once
User avatar #320 to #319 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha yeah. Some people still remember you m8. I remember you
User avatar #321 to #320 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i get the occasional mention as favourite fj user, and im still 10th subbed person of all time. I'll get back to posting one day. I have more life stories to tell just no time.
User avatar #322 to #321 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
I hope you do man. Being popular suited you somehow
User avatar #323 to #322 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
its fun man. im still here every day just quietly lurkin.
User avatar #324 to #323 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You don't feel like commenting or reposting or stuff like that?
User avatar #325 to #324 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i comment now and then. thats about it. i msg ppl on here, and still talk to ppl on skype from fj.
User avatar #326 to #325 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You never message me
User avatar #327 to #326 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
well ok....i reply to messages people send me....
User avatar #328 to #327 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Hah I see how it is Mr bigshot. Haha it's all good.
We haven't talked for a long time. What have you been up to these past couple of months?
User avatar #329 to #328 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin on my business mostly, trying to increase income, make it better known, **** like that.

oh also I had a cage fight and won so that was fun. what have you been up to?
User avatar #330 to #329 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
What business do you do again?

Also tell me about that cage fight. Sounds hella fun.

And not much. Just been busy with uni stuff. Don't have as much time as I used to for FJ so I gave up commenting. It's kinda sad actually
User avatar #331 to #330 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin for myself being a tech, callout services mostly fixing peoples computers after they dont know which button on a website is the real ****** download button,

mma match against this other dude we bashed eachotehrs faces a lot, and we wrestled a whole bunch and we went the distance and I won via unanimous decision.

what are you studying at uni?
User avatar #332 to #331 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Is it better than working for a firm? Do you make more or less money this way?

Was it like a gym thing? Just for practice and **** ? Or are you a hardcore fighter?

Right now I'm taking a general course in Norway with a focus on management and business. Next year I'll move to Colorado and study Real Estate and Leadership
User avatar #333 to #332 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i started making far less than i was making originally but now im making a decent amount imhoping to earn enough to employ people to do all the hard work so i can play more playstation

and it was a promoted event, the biggest in my state, and i was on the undercard as an amateur (pretty much same rules as most MMA shows minus elbows).

im gonna head to bed, theres a cyclone headed my way and if it doesnt kill me during the night i've gotta go to work in the morning (its already 1am here)

good catchin up snowie I'll pm you or reply here if you keep goin
User avatar #334 to #333 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
So money isn't the issue? Like you're not starving or anything lol.

Oh did you win a lot of money?

Oh **** dude, good luck with that.
User avatar #335 to #334 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i live comfortably but i'd rather live rich.

no prize money for fighting but the club earned a bit for ticket sales (goes back into fight prep funding) because 6 of our fight team fought on the same show

and im not dead but also probably not working any further today
User avatar #337 to #335 - mrsnowballs (02/20/2015) [-]
Heh wouldn't we all. So what does it take for a tech guy like you to become rich? Do you have a plan or are you just taking it as it comes?

So there is no motivation to win?

That's good
User avatar #338 to #337 - tripscausedthis (02/20/2015) [-]
the plan is to become the main tech in this area, take over the market, make my business label so strong the brand is recognised and then train people to work like i work so that it becomes even larger.

and the motivation is that losing usually hurts
User avatar #339 to #338 - mrsnowballs (02/20/2015) [-]
Sounds good. How well is it going so far?

But where do you get the motivation to participate?
#316 - SnacksJr (02/02/2015) [-]
I still fondly reminisce over us agreeing how hard it is to have a boner on camera.    
   
Good times~
I still fondly reminisce over us agreeing how hard it is to have a boner on camera.

Good times~
User avatar #317 to #316 - tripscausedthis (02/02/2015) [-]
it is indeed dificult. how you been buddy?
User avatar #314 - whtkid ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Did you delete your stories?? I was gonna show a friend of mine
User avatar #315 to #314 - tripscausedthis (11/03/2014) [-]
no i think theyre still there. look at funnypictures via order of upload
User avatar #313 - sewallman ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
You need to come back mann, post a story. We love your stories.
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#309 - lonleybromley ONLINE (09/28/2014) [-]
TFW the screws tell you you wont get moved from H division.
TFW the screws tell you you wont get moved from H division.
User avatar #310 to #309 - tripscausedthis (09/28/2014) [-]
I think I'm gonna watch this again this weekend
User avatar #311 to #310 - lonleybromley ONLINE (09/29/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, im honestly probably gonna end up doing the same. ****** hell of a film.
User avatar #305 - chaoshustler (09/02/2014) [-]
I fixed it
User avatar #307 to #305 - tripscausedthis (09/03/2014) [-]
fixed what?
#303 - peanutbitter ONLINE (07/06/2014) [-]
went to zoo, saw a roo
User avatar #304 to #303 - tripscausedthis (07/06/2014) [-]
Went outside, saw about 7 of them without stepping away from my house
User avatar #301 - joshlol (06/20/2014) [-]
test
User avatar #299 - mrsnowballs (06/07/2014) [-]
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ************ THAT KILLED U!
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#298 - pathasgum (05/06/2014) [-]
story time? :3
User avatar #296 - hektoroftroy (05/04/2014) [-]
dude it's crazy that you're 10th in subscribers. everyone else in the top 20 are much older users
User avatar #297 to #296 - tripscausedthis (05/04/2014) [-]
i pretty much jumped to top 20 really fast, then to 12 or so a few posts later, then slowly crept to 10th spot. I don't think I'd ever get higher....specially not when i havent posted a story in a while
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