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#127 - joke time a mother is cleaning a teenage boys room an… 05/26/2016 on Tumblr Comp 69 +7
#48 - you didnt put a whole buncha effort into that did you.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2016 on Gone, but never +1
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#52 - devilofscience (05/19/2016) [-]
None at all.
#38 - i have no idea who this mr rogers guy is.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/18/2016 on Gone, but never +1
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#46 - devilofscience (05/18/2016) [-]
Your father.
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#48 - tripscausedthis (05/19/2016) [-]
you didnt put a whole buncha effort into that did you.
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#52 - devilofscience (05/19/2016) [-]
None at all.
#151 - its worth it. 04/14/2016 on Ballad of Ella +2
#149 - Have a ****** word with yourself, cunt. 04/14/2016 on Ballad of Ella 0
#144 - No it ****** doesnt need to be a movie because I had a har… 04/14/2016 on Ballad of Ella +10
#143 - It's currently 1.10am here in Australia, I don't comm… 04/14/2016 on Ballad of Ella +3
#127 - go on i like stories 04/11/2016 on OSU threatens BLM with... +1
#169 - i get bitten by a spider at least once every two weeks. not a joke  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on Accurate 0
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#170 - hektoroftroy (01/08/2016) [-]
that doesn't sound good
#105 - i never left....just stopped posting.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Accurate 0
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#168 - hektoroftroy (01/08/2016) [-]
i was worried one of the millions of venomous animals down there had eaten you
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#169 - tripscausedthis (01/08/2016) [-]
i get bitten by a spider at least once every two weeks. not a joke
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#170 - hektoroftroy (01/08/2016) [-]
that doesn't sound good
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#255 - peanutbitter (03/21/2014) [-]
stickied by tripscausedthis
good thing i didn't
#364 - mudkipfucker (12/23/2015) [-]
#365 to #364 - tripscausedthis (12/24/2015) [-]
its not you, its me. thirty five content a day and i got notified for each one. also its you.

I'm sorry i dont know how to break up with people well. its gonna happen to joshlol as well.
#368 to #365 - joshlol (12/24/2015) [-]
just turn the alerts off brah
#366 to #365 - mudkipfucker (12/24/2015) [-]
you can turn off notifications in settings
#367 to #366 - tripscausedthis (12/24/2015) [-]
yeah but im not real good at computer things.
#369 to #367 - joshlol (12/24/2015) [-]
#355 - mrsnowballs (12/15/2015) [-]
Wait that pic was you? Where do you fight man? And at what level?
#356 to #355 - tripscausedthis (12/15/2015) [-]
amateur for mma, advanced (purple) for bjj, and at a national level for Kudo. havent fought in a year though due to injury. will be back into it next year but way heavier.
#357 to #356 - mrsnowballs (12/15/2015) [-]
What kind of injury? And is there a place where it would be possible to watch you fight? Like some streaming website or something
#358 to #357 - tripscausedthis (12/15/2015) [-]
nothing i fight is streamed cause im not that fantastic haha. theres a video somewhere of my first cage fight. but thats a story for another time.

No cartlidge in my hips so working around that, and a dislocated colarbone that they wont put back in without surgery.
#359 to #358 - mrsnowballs (12/15/2015) [-]
So how do you advance in a career like that? Just win fights and hopefully someone picks you up?

Hmm that sucks. Are you gonna take the surgery or?
#360 to #359 - tripscausedthis (12/15/2015) [-]
no surgery. just make it stronger to deal with it. at this rate i probably wont do mma again and will just stick to competative wrestling and jiu jitsu. my goal is to travel and compete in bjj in a few places around the world just for hte sake of it. i probably started mma too late in life to come back from **** injuries like this and keep at it.
#361 to #360 - mrsnowballs (12/15/2015) [-]
How old are you again?
#362 to #361 - tripscausedthis (12/15/2015) [-]
#363 to #362 - mrsnowballs (12/15/2015) [-]
Yeah I'm afraid your ship has sailed mma wise. But yeah if you're up for it I don't see why you can't travel around competing
#349 - Sewallman ONLINE (08/13/2015) [-]
>getting a thumb by you

You seriously have no more stories to share? I'd love to return the thumb.
#351 to #349 - arena (10/30/2015) [-]
Just do it.
#350 to #349 - tripscausedthis (08/13/2015) [-]
i do man. heaps of stories. time is an issue though. business is booming. now i just lurk while i work.
#352 to #350 - Sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2015) [-]
#353 to #352 - tripscausedthis (11/02/2015) [-]
not yet
#354 to #353 - Sewallman ONLINE (11/02/2015) [-]
#348 - arena (06/26/2015) [-]
Are you alive?
#346 - novapolitan (06/18/2015) [-]
Hey trips, I'm not here to ask when you're going to start writing stories again, but instead tell a short tale of my own. It was about a year ago that I was bored out of my mind through the summer, carelessly browsing the internet on my phone every night when I stumbled upon Funnyjunk.
I loved it instantly, and I decided to check the top content overall to see what the site had to offer. I remember a few of your stories were there, and I decided to dive in.
I had a lot of good laughs, and I showed my friends the glorious writings of a simple IT guy. I kept coming back for more, but sadly, you went silent. I had been introduced to a whole new world though, and I took to exploring. It's been a good year since I found this place, and I suppose I have you to thank for really drawing me in (or rather, imprisoning me).
The best of luck to you, wherever you are now. I hope this year has treated you as well as it has me, opening up pathways to unforeseen adventures and delivering experiences to cherish and retell. And I hope to hear about it on the Front Page soon, too. (Ha ha, turns out I was gonna bug you to write more ****, jk love u)
#347 to #346 - tripscausedthis (06/18/2015) [-]
hey bro. thanks. glad i've been remembered somewhere. Yeah i have other stories but business is booming so i have had no chance to write them. was gonna do one of those job compilation things but time didnt become any less of an issue haha. thanks for the comment.
#344 - formidableguy (03/27/2015) [-]
I miss your stories
#345 to #344 - tripscausedthis (03/27/2015) [-]
they will be back one day
#343 - isolovegames (03/27/2015) [-]
Well good on you for waiting. May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Tripscausedthis
#341 - srhkid (03/27/2015) [-]
#336 - arena (02/20/2015) [-]
you wanna tell me, how I don't know this.
also. When you get some free time post.
Man I need a vacation. lol.
#318 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Remember when you took the frontpage by storm? Good times man
#319 to #318 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i was relevant once
#320 to #319 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha yeah. Some people still remember you m8. I remember you
#321 to #320 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i get the occasional mention as favourite fj user, and im still 10th subbed person of all time. I'll get back to posting one day. I have more life stories to tell just no time.
#322 to #321 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
I hope you do man. Being popular suited you somehow
#323 to #322 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
its fun man. im still here every day just quietly lurkin.
#324 to #323 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You don't feel like commenting or reposting or stuff like that?
#325 to #324 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i comment now and then. thats about it. i msg ppl on here, and still talk to ppl on skype from fj.
#326 to #325 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You never message me
#327 to #326 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
well ok....i reply to messages people send me....
#328 to #327 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Hah I see how it is Mr bigshot. Haha it's all good.
We haven't talked for a long time. What have you been up to these past couple of months?
#329 to #328 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin on my business mostly, trying to increase income, make it better known, **** like that.

oh also I had a cage fight and won so that was fun. what have you been up to?
#330 to #329 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
What business do you do again?

Also tell me about that cage fight. Sounds hella fun.

And not much. Just been busy with uni stuff. Don't have as much time as I used to for FJ so I gave up commenting. It's kinda sad actually
#331 to #330 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin for myself being a tech, callout services mostly fixing peoples computers after they dont know which button on a website is the real ****** download button,

mma match against this other dude we bashed eachotehrs faces a lot, and we wrestled a whole bunch and we went the distance and I won via unanimous decision.

what are you studying at uni?
#332 to #331 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Is it better than working for a firm? Do you make more or less money this way?

Was it like a gym thing? Just for practice and ****? Or are you a hardcore fighter?

Right now I'm taking a general course in Norway with a focus on management and business. Next year I'll move to Colorado and study Real Estate and Leadership
#333 to #332 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i started making far less than i was making originally but now im making a decent amount imhoping to earn enough to employ people to do all the hard work so i can play more playstation

and it was a promoted event, the biggest in my state, and i was on the undercard as an amateur (pretty much same rules as most MMA shows minus elbows).

im gonna head to bed, theres a cyclone headed my way and if it doesnt kill me during the night i've gotta go to work in the morning (its already 1am here)

good catchin up snowie I'll pm you or reply here if you keep goin
#334 to #333 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
So money isn't the issue? Like you're not starving or anything lol.

Oh did you win a lot of money?

Oh **** dude, good luck with that.
#335 to #334 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i live comfortably but i'd rather live rich.

no prize money for fighting but the club earned a bit for ticket sales (goes back into fight prep funding) because 6 of our fight team fought on the same show

and im not dead but also probably not working any further today
#337 to #335 - mrsnowballs (02/20/2015) [-]
Heh wouldn't we all. So what does it take for a tech guy like you to become rich? Do you have a plan or are you just taking it as it comes?

So there is no motivation to win?

That's good
#338 to #337 - tripscausedthis (02/20/2015) [-]
the plan is to become the main tech in this area, take over the market, make my business label so strong the brand is recognised and then train people to work like i work so that it becomes even larger.

and the motivation is that losing usually hurts
#339 to #338 - mrsnowballs
(02/20/2015) [-]
Sounds good. How well is it going so far?

But where do you get the motivation to participate?