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#58 - any court that doesnt see hes a thief is useless.  [+] (5 replies) 07/01/2016 on joyhoy 0
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#62 - luewyn (07/02/2016) [-]
By leaving the trunk of the trailer open when not there, a lawyer can use that as evidence that the trailer driver encouraged the crime, and that will be very good material to cause serious doubt in the case.
#67 - Millybays (07/02/2016) [-]
This, also "honey traps" which tempt people into criminal acts are illegal in many places, not exactly sure how this works in the UK though.
#66 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
so by walking around with a shirt that said shoot me. i would be encouraging a murder and its my fault? yo you kinda sound like the guy who blames sluts for getting raped
#82 - anon (07/02/2016) [-]
Well. If you're a slut wearing a couple strips of cloth that read "RAPE ME" with a completely visible tramp stamp reading "INSERT COCK", then. ... Yeah, you're literally asking for it. Sure it's still a crime but honestly anyone stupid enough to go outside like that wants it to happen.
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#70 - seanconneryz (07/02/2016) [-]
Boy, that's a big fucking leap you just made. I bet you're the kinda guy who sticks fingers in his ass while blowing truck drivers for food stamps. See how shitty that is?
#4 - question, what was the batter dude doing with his bat? just **…  [+] (6 replies) 06/29/2016 on kid stares down camera +1
#5 - itzlammy (06/29/2016) [-]
The batter dude was trying to bunt.

From Wikipedia: The primary goal in bunting is to ground the ball into fair territory, as far from the fielders as possible, generally while staying within the infield. This requires not only physical dexterity and concentration, but also a knowledge of the fielders' positions, their relation to the baserunner or baserunners, their likely response to the bunt, and knowledge of the pitcher's most likely pitches.

The bunt is often characterized by the batter turning his body toward the pitcher and sliding one hand up the barrel of the bat to help steady it. This is called squaring up. Depending on the type of bunt, the batter might square well before the pitcher begins throwing, or as the pitch is being batted.
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#11 - freakeyebilly (06/29/2016) [-]
Back when i played baseball this is what my coach always had me do. I was the only one on our team who could pitch and he never wanted me to waste energy.
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#6 - manza (06/29/2016) [-]
this shouldn't be allowed
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#7 - kubydoo (06/29/2016) [-]
It's a huge part of the game. Why shouldn't it be allowed?
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#8 - manza (06/29/2016) [-]
stickball and handegg arent even sports anyways
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#9 - kubydoo (06/29/2016) [-]
Oh. I thought you weren't a faggot for a minute there.
#563 - >AH LOV KHEEET POWEEER  [+] (1 reply) 06/17/2016 on Hottest Girls Of FunnyJunk... 0
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#564 - catpower (06/17/2016) [-]
#48 - you didnt put a whole buncha effort into that did you.  [+] (1 reply) 05/19/2016 on Gone, but never +1
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#52 - devilofscience (05/19/2016) [-]
None at all.
#38 - i have no idea who this mr rogers guy is.  [+] (3 replies) 05/18/2016 on Gone, but never +1
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#46 - devilofscience (05/18/2016) [-]
Your father.
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#48 - tripscausedthis (05/19/2016) [-]
you didnt put a whole buncha effort into that did you.
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#52 - devilofscience (05/19/2016) [-]
None at all.