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#52 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
I know, right? Who could forget such Disney classics as
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|#50 - In australia we dont tip our wait staff. They don't need a tip… [+] (26 new replies)||04/08/2015 on A waitress story||+86|
#85 - Kanoah (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, well, when I was in Australia, I had to pay $13 australian dollarsfor a litre of gasoline, which is goddamn retarded compared to the U.S' $3 per gallon.
You wanna talk shit about a minor sidenote portion of our country and act like you're superior? Let's do this shit, Mr. vegemite and toast.
#167 - Ken M (04/08/2015) [-]
$1.3 per litre*
#188 - Kanoah (04/08/2015) [-]
Naw nigga, it was fuckin $13 dollars. 13. Dollars. Even asked one of the local housewives about it, to make sure I was correct, she just said that it was something they were used to.
Believe me, I don't need to make shit up to argue, everybody's got shit on them somehow.
#77 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
tck is a fucking idiot, but you're still wrong. Tipping serves an unusual purpose, and one that even as a far-leftist I'll acknowledge. By moving the burden of paying workers partially to the customers, it ensures that upstart food businesses aren't constantly at risk of bankruptcy due to having to pay sometimes large wait staffs big minimum wages.
Perhaps you should take a look around Australia and see how many small restaurant businesses you can actually see.
#84 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
>Makes a stereotypical conservative "I found a job so anyone who hasn't is a fucking whiner" post
>Complains that someone calls him out on being a conservative
And if you can't tell the difference between snark and screaming at someone, maybe you shouldn't have political discussions.
Regardless, I'm not some pinko socialist, I'm a Republican Syndicalist.
#87 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
I guess "x is a fucking idiot" is snark as well? Cute.
Good thing you actually followed the logic trail of the reply chain when reading the posts, and realized that I was commenting on the job market in my local area of SC, not trying to use anecdotal evidence to disprove the need for minimum wage.
At least I assume you realized that, and are just being snarky again by getting it horribly fucking wrong intentionally, right?
#90 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
Perhaps, with your apparent "analytic skills", you should've analyzed the part where I was talking to someone else.
That point is so fucking irrelevant and out of tune with what I said that I don't even know how to reply to it. Did you actually think that I believed you were talking about minimum wage with a "I found a job and other people can't" comment? I know you're not fucking talking about the minimum wage with that anecdote, a trained fucking monkey could figure that out. I'm calling you out on trying to declare that "Welfare States" are shitty, and that government shouldn't be making any impositions, by saying that a Right-Wing state clearly has a good economy because you could find a job. That's a fucking anecdote and you know it.
Besides, have you considered that maybe you're just a special case? Or, maybe, that the reason the economic ratings in the South are shit is because conservative policies don't work, not because of ghettos? Every fucking city and state has ghettos, but only the South commonly has conservative policies, so, hmm, maybe we should put two and two together and say "Hey, maybe it's not the blacks dragging down our economic ratings!"
You do realize that "Welfare" actually comes from the word for "being or doing well" right? A welfare state is literally a state that that cares whether its people are being or doing well. If the only criticism of "Welfare States" you can muster is that "Governments shouldn't get involved in economics", and not any actual principle to defend anything you can say, your position is wrong and baseless.
#109 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
What the fuck is that even a reference to? The part where you called me by name and said I was a fucking idiot was actually to someone else? The part where you said I was a conservative was actually to someone else? Or the part where you said that I was trying to say everyone is just whining since I could find a job, was actually to someone else?
It's technically anecdotal, but realistically it isn't. I didn't lead with that, I ended on it as an auxiliary piece of information. The fact is that people who are looking for jobs in SC, are finding them, which I said to begin with. SC ranks 22 in unemployment, above average, which is pretty fucking good considering the detriments mentioned. Additionally, we are half to three quarters rural, and some statistics count farm work as unemployed.
>"Hey, maybe it's not the blacks dragging down stuff"
Pic related. And listing your race as "black" on the SAT will earn 235 points. "Asian" earns -50, "white" earns nothing. This ensures more similar test scores between races. Yay diversity! :^) Source: www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-adv-asian-race-tutoring-20150222-story.html
>This word means something good, so naming a new process after the good thing makes the process a good thing.
Nice logic. It's a good thing nobody cares to be independent anymore; the government can provide for all your needs.
#53 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
And drive up the cost of food so that it equals out, sure.
And seriously? "Fix your shit America?" If a wage isn't enough to live off of, you quit the job. It's not the government's job to tell a business what to pay you.
So sick of fag welfare states saying, "lel our government fixes everything by making rules, y doesn't urs?"
#180 - Ken M (04/08/2015) [-]
reminder that American portions are larger than anywhere else
your food should be more expensive maybe your country wouldn't be full of fat fucks
American businesses are being inefficient and fucking over their staff to please their customers
if you quit the shit paying job that you can't live off then you starve to death
good luck in the 10th grade next year btw
#61 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
South Carolina, one of the most right-wing states. Must be a coincidence though, right?
And waiting tables isn't meant to be a livelihood in the first place. You teach yourself something that people need while you're working a job you don't actually want. You go out and find someone who needs it, and you get a better job. That's the right way for things to work. The problem nowadays is that "white collar" jobs often REQUIRE a full four-year degree, even for things that you could feasibly teach yourself like software engineering. Guess what a four-year degree requires? Thousands and thousands of dollars. If there's any shit we need to fix, it's this fetish for college that has become a bubble in the last couple decades which lets colleges price gouge 3/4 kids as soon as they turn 18.
#65 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
That's the thing, it's not MEANT to be a livelihood, but sometimes it HAS to be.
If you wind up a widowed high school dropout with two kids, you may very well have to work a shit job like that.
"It's her fault for blah blah blah"- Yeah, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a second chance.
"Get welfare"- Yeah, but it's still tough to support a family on a crap job and welfare
"Get a better job"- It's tough to support two kids by yourself, especially if they're too young for school, on a full time job. You need someone to look out for them, and daycare centers are fucking expensive.
Also, South Carolina ranks 42nd in per-capita income. Maryland, a very democratic state, ranks first. Must be a coincidence though, right?
#70 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
That's because of our high black population living in poverty and/or on welfare by choice, which we have to deal with. Everyone knows that about the southern states, except for "progressives" who intentionally blind themselves to reality. They pull our economy rating down as well as our schooling rank.
For someone who actually goes out and works, there are plenty of jobs available. It took me less than a month to find a job.
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