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#43 - kingoflint (04/20/2015) [-]
It's going to be harder to give poop jokes to a droid
User avatar #39 - homercxg (04/20/2015) [-]
your lack of faith disturbs me
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#52 - Ken M (04/21/2015) [-]
I know, right? Who could forget such Disney classics as
The Return of Jafar
Aladdin and the King of Thieves

Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas
Beauty and the Beast: Belle's Magical World
Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World
The Lion King II: Simba's Pride

The Little Mermaid II: Return to the Sea
Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True
The Hunchback of Notre Dame II

101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure
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Hey fuck you I loved Lion King II.
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#50 - In australia we dont tip our wait staff. They don't need a tip…  [+] (26 new replies) 04/08/2015 on A waitress story +86
#235 - itszyzzbrah (04/08/2015) [-]
Australia mentioned.

Swell with swoleness and sickkunts
User avatar #184 - hydraetis (04/08/2015) [-]
Australia has the opposite problem, where minimum wage is fuckin sky-high.
User avatar #177 - cshp (04/08/2015) [-]
You know your country just has an absurdly baller economy, you can't expect any country to match it.
User avatar #85 - Kanoah (04/08/2015) [-]
Yeah, well, when I was in Australia, I had to pay $13 australian dollarsfor a litre of gasoline, which is goddamn retarded compared to the U.S' $3 per gallon.

You wanna talk shit about a minor sidenote portion of our country and act like you're superior? Let's do this shit, Mr. vegemite and toast.
#167 - Ken M (04/08/2015) [-]
$1.3 per litre*
User avatar #188 - Kanoah (04/08/2015) [-]
Naw nigga, it was fuckin $13 dollars. 13. Dollars. Even asked one of the local housewives about it, to make sure I was correct, she just said that it was something they were used to.

Believe me, I don't need to make shit up to argue, everybody's got shit on them somehow.
User avatar #321 - voxseppo (04/08/2015) [-]
Yes because a full gas of tank is roughly $780. Makes total sense.
#249 - lyphowut (04/08/2015) [-]
"The price of 1 liter of gas in Sydney is $1.14 (AU$1.50)"
4 liters in a gallon.
4x1.14 = $4.56
Here in america it's $3. It's a bit more, but not $13 a liter. jesus.
User avatar #81 - slowshade (04/08/2015) [-]
The purpose of tipping is to provide a performance incentive. Without tips a bad server gets paid as much as a bad one because they both work the same amount of time. Honestly hourly wages only make sense in factory work.
User avatar #77 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
tck is a fucking idiot, but you're still wrong. Tipping serves an unusual purpose, and one that even as a far-leftist I'll acknowledge. By moving the burden of paying workers partially to the customers, it ensures that upstart food businesses aren't constantly at risk of bankruptcy due to having to pay sometimes large wait staffs big minimum wages.

Perhaps you should take a look around Australia and see how many small restaurant businesses you can actually see.
#82 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
>admits to being far-leftist
>calls me an idiot

You even solidified it by immediately screaming "CONSERVATIVE IDIOT!" when someone posted anything even remotely right-wing. Thumb up for making me smile.
User avatar #84 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
>Makes a stereotypical conservative "I found a job so anyone who hasn't is a fucking whiner" post
>Complains that someone calls him out on being a conservative

And if you can't tell the difference between snark and screaming at someone, maybe you shouldn't have political discussions.

Regardless, I'm not some pinko socialist, I'm a Republican Syndicalist.
#87 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
I guess "x is a fucking idiot" is snark as well? Cute.

Good thing you actually followed the logic trail of the reply chain when reading the posts, and realized that I was commenting on the job market in my local area of SC, not trying to use anecdotal evidence to disprove the need for minimum wage.

At least I assume you realized that, and are just being snarky again by getting it horribly fucking wrong intentionally, right?
User avatar #90 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
Perhaps, with your apparent "analytic skills", you should've analyzed the part where I was talking to someone else.

That point is so fucking irrelevant and out of tune with what I said that I don't even know how to reply to it. Did you actually think that I believed you were talking about minimum wage with a "I found a job and other people can't" comment? I know you're not fucking talking about the minimum wage with that anecdote, a trained fucking monkey could figure that out. I'm calling you out on trying to declare that "Welfare States" are shitty, and that government shouldn't be making any impositions, by saying that a Right-Wing state clearly has a good economy because you could find a job. That's a fucking anecdote and you know it.

Besides, have you considered that maybe you're just a special case? Or, maybe, that the reason the economic ratings in the South are shit is because conservative policies don't work, not because of ghettos? Every fucking city and state has ghettos, but only the South commonly has conservative policies, so, hmm, maybe we should put two and two together and say "Hey, maybe it's not the blacks dragging down our economic ratings!"

You do realize that "Welfare" actually comes from the word for "being or doing well" right? A welfare state is literally a state that that cares whether its people are being or doing well. If the only criticism of "Welfare States" you can muster is that "Governments shouldn't get involved in economics", and not any actual principle to defend anything you can say, your position is wrong and baseless.
#109 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
>I was talking to someone else
What the fuck is that even a reference to? The part where you called me by name and said I was a fucking idiot was actually to someone else? The part where you said I was a conservative was actually to someone else? Or the part where you said that I was trying to say everyone is just whining since I could find a job, was actually to someone else?

It's technically anecdotal, but realistically it isn't. I didn't lead with that, I ended on it as an auxiliary piece of information. The fact is that people who are looking for jobs in SC, are finding them, which I said to begin with. SC ranks 22 in unemployment, above average, which is pretty fucking good considering the detriments mentioned. Additionally, we are half to three quarters rural, and some statistics count farm work as unemployed.

>"Hey, maybe it's not the blacks dragging down stuff"
Pic related. And listing your race as "black" on the SAT will earn 235 points. "Asian" earns -50, "white" earns nothing. This ensures more similar test scores between races. Yay diversity! :^) Source: www.latimes.com/local/california/la-me-adv-asian-race-tutoring-20150222-story.html

>This word means something good, so naming a new process after the good thing makes the process a good thing.
Nice logic. It's a good thing nobody cares to be independent anymore; the government can provide for all your needs.
#53 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
And drive up the cost of food so that it equals out, sure.

And seriously? "Fix your shit America?" If a wage isn't enough to live off of, you quit the job. It's not the government's job to tell a business what to pay you.

So sick of fag welfare states saying, "lel our government fixes everything by making rules, y doesn't urs?"
User avatar #185 - hydraetis (04/08/2015) [-]
I don't see the problem. Increase the price of the food to give the workers proper pay = you'll be paying the same amount as you were before, only now the issue of waiting staff not making enough money due to lack of tips has been eliminated.
#180 - Ken M (04/08/2015) [-]
reminder that American portions are larger than anywhere else

your food should be more expensive maybe your country wouldn't be full of fat fucks

American businesses are being inefficient and fucking over their staff to please their customers

if you quit the shit paying job that you can't live off then you starve to death

good luck in the 10th grade next year btw

User avatar #58 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
If you were barely scrapping by on a bad job, why would you quit it? Now you have no money. "Get a new job."

If it's easy for you to go out and find a job that pays sufficiently, let me know which state you live in.
User avatar #62 - thatoneiranianguy (04/08/2015) [-]
Become a skilled worker and that really is not that big of a deal.
#61 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
South Carolina, one of the most right-wing states. Must be a coincidence though, right?

And waiting tables isn't meant to be a livelihood in the first place. You teach yourself something that people need while you're working a job you don't actually want. You go out and find someone who needs it, and you get a better job. That's the right way for things to work. The problem nowadays is that "white collar" jobs often REQUIRE a full four-year degree, even for things that you could feasibly teach yourself like software engineering. Guess what a four-year degree requires? Thousands and thousands of dollars. If there's any shit we need to fix, it's this fetish for college that has become a bubble in the last couple decades which lets colleges price gouge 3/4 kids as soon as they turn 18.
User avatar #65 - Zaxplab (04/08/2015) [-]
That's the thing, it's not MEANT to be a livelihood, but sometimes it HAS to be.

If you wind up a widowed high school dropout with two kids, you may very well have to work a shit job like that.

"It's her fault for blah blah blah"- Yeah, but that doesn't mean she doesn't deserve a second chance.
"Get welfare"- Yeah, but it's still tough to support a family on a crap job and welfare
"Get a better job"- It's tough to support two kids by yourself, especially if they're too young for school, on a full time job. You need someone to look out for them, and daycare centers are fucking expensive.

Also, South Carolina ranks 42nd in per-capita income. Maryland, a very democratic state, ranks first. Must be a coincidence though, right?
#71 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
*It took me less than a month to find a job recently after leaving my last job.
#70 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
That's because of our high black population living in poverty and/or on welfare by choice, which we have to deal with. Everyone knows that about the southern states, except for "progressives" who intentionally blind themselves to reality. They pull our economy rating down as well as our schooling rank.

For someone who actually goes out and works, there are plenty of jobs available. It took me less than a month to find a job.
User avatar #78 - greyhoundfd (04/08/2015) [-]
God, your conservative bias is so thoroughly implanted that even if I had a full day I couldn't describe how incredibly fucked in the head you are.
#79 - tck (04/08/2015) [-]
Great detective work but I'm not a conservative. Try again.

I bet you're the type of faggot who thinks statistics are racist.
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#255 - peanutbitter (03/21/2014) [-]
stickied by tripscausedthis
good thing i didn't
User avatar #344 - formidableguy (03/27/2015) [-]
I miss your stories
User avatar #345 to #344 - tripscausedthis (03/27/2015) [-]
they will be back one day
#343 - isolovegames (03/27/2015) [-]
Well good on you for waiting. May Luck and Protection ever be in your favor, Tripscausedthis
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#336 - arena (02/20/2015) [-]
you wanna tell me, how I don't know this.
also. When you get some free time post.
Man I need a vacation. lol.
User avatar #318 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Remember when you took the frontpage by storm? Good times man
#319 to #318 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i was relevant once
User avatar #320 to #319 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Haha yeah. Some people still remember you m8. I remember you
User avatar #321 to #320 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i get the occasional mention as favourite fj user, and im still 10th subbed person of all time. I'll get back to posting one day. I have more life stories to tell just no time.
User avatar #322 to #321 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
I hope you do man. Being popular suited you somehow
User avatar #323 to #322 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
its fun man. im still here every day just quietly lurkin.
User avatar #324 to #323 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You don't feel like commenting or reposting or stuff like that?
User avatar #325 to #324 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i comment now and then. thats about it. i msg ppl on here, and still talk to ppl on skype from fj.
User avatar #326 to #325 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
You never message me
User avatar #327 to #326 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
well ok....i reply to messages people send me....
User avatar #328 to #327 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Hah I see how it is Mr bigshot. Haha it's all good.
We haven't talked for a long time. What have you been up to these past couple of months?
User avatar #329 to #328 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin on my business mostly, trying to increase income, make it better known, **** like that.

oh also I had a cage fight and won so that was fun. what have you been up to?
User avatar #330 to #329 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
What business do you do again?

Also tell me about that cage fight. Sounds hella fun.

And not much. Just been busy with uni stuff. Don't have as much time as I used to for FJ so I gave up commenting. It's kinda sad actually
User avatar #331 to #330 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
workin for myself being a tech, callout services mostly fixing peoples computers after they dont know which button on a website is the real ****** download button,

mma match against this other dude we bashed eachotehrs faces a lot, and we wrestled a whole bunch and we went the distance and I won via unanimous decision.

what are you studying at uni?
User avatar #332 to #331 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
Is it better than working for a firm? Do you make more or less money this way?

Was it like a gym thing? Just for practice and **** ? Or are you a hardcore fighter?

Right now I'm taking a general course in Norway with a focus on management and business. Next year I'll move to Colorado and study Real Estate and Leadership
User avatar #333 to #332 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i started making far less than i was making originally but now im making a decent amount imhoping to earn enough to employ people to do all the hard work so i can play more playstation

and it was a promoted event, the biggest in my state, and i was on the undercard as an amateur (pretty much same rules as most MMA shows minus elbows).

im gonna head to bed, theres a cyclone headed my way and if it doesnt kill me during the night i've gotta go to work in the morning (its already 1am here)

good catchin up snowie I'll pm you or reply here if you keep goin
User avatar #334 to #333 - mrsnowballs (02/19/2015) [-]
So money isn't the issue? Like you're not starving or anything lol.

Oh did you win a lot of money?

Oh **** dude, good luck with that.
User avatar #335 to #334 - tripscausedthis (02/19/2015) [-]
i live comfortably but i'd rather live rich.

no prize money for fighting but the club earned a bit for ticket sales (goes back into fight prep funding) because 6 of our fight team fought on the same show

and im not dead but also probably not working any further today
User avatar #337 to #335 - mrsnowballs (02/20/2015) [-]
Heh wouldn't we all. So what does it take for a tech guy like you to become rich? Do you have a plan or are you just taking it as it comes?

So there is no motivation to win?

That's good
User avatar #338 to #337 - tripscausedthis (02/20/2015) [-]
the plan is to become the main tech in this area, take over the market, make my business label so strong the brand is recognised and then train people to work like i work so that it becomes even larger.

and the motivation is that losing usually hurts
User avatar #339 to #338 - mrsnowballs (02/20/2015) [-]
Sounds good. How well is it going so far?

But where do you get the motivation to participate?
#316 - SnacksJr (02/02/2015) [-]
I still fondly reminisce over us agreeing how hard it is to have a boner on camera.    
Good times~
I still fondly reminisce over us agreeing how hard it is to have a boner on camera.

Good times~
User avatar #317 to #316 - tripscausedthis (02/02/2015) [-]
it is indeed dificult. how you been buddy?
User avatar #314 - whtkid (10/28/2014) [-]
Did you delete your stories?? I was gonna show a friend of mine
User avatar #315 to #314 - tripscausedthis (11/03/2014) [-]
no i think theyre still there. look at funnypictures via order of upload
User avatar #313 - sewallman ONLINE (10/21/2014) [-]
You need to come back mann, post a story. We love your stories.
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#309 - lonleybromley (09/28/2014) [-]
TFW the screws tell you you wont get moved from H division.
TFW the screws tell you you wont get moved from H division.
User avatar #310 to #309 - tripscausedthis (09/28/2014) [-]
I think I'm gonna watch this again this weekend
User avatar #311 to #310 - lonleybromley (09/29/2014) [-]
Hell yeah, im honestly probably gonna end up doing the same. ****** hell of a film.
User avatar #305 - chaoshustler (09/02/2014) [-]
I fixed it
User avatar #307 to #305 - tripscausedthis (09/03/2014) [-]
fixed what?
#303 - peanutbitter (07/06/2014) [-]
went to zoo, saw a roo
User avatar #304 to #303 - tripscausedthis (07/06/2014) [-]
Went outside, saw about 7 of them without stepping away from my house
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#298 - pathasgum ONLINE (05/06/2014) [-]
story time? :3
User avatar #296 - hektoroftroy (05/04/2014) [-]
dude it's crazy that you're 10th in subscribers. everyone else in the top 20 are much older users
User avatar #297 to #296 - tripscausedthis (05/04/2014) [-]
i pretty much jumped to top 20 really fast, then to 12 or so a few posts later, then slowly crept to 10th spot. I don't think I'd ever get higher....specially not when i havent posted a story in a while
User avatar #295 - kyogreking (04/23/2014) [-]
when will you be uploading more technician stories?
User avatar #272 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
I'm etremely busy today, so I can't help you with your rolling addiction
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User avatar #273 to #272 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 960** quitter
User avatar #274 to #273 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolls 839** I have a ******* math exam tomorrow bitch, I don't have time for your games
User avatar #275 to #274 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 662** here's some math. my number is lower than yours
User avatar #276 to #275 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolls 319** my number is lower than yours
User avatar #277 to #276 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 983** higher
User avatar #278 to #277 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolls 312** lower
User avatar #279 to #278 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 691** higher
User avatar #280 to #279 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolls 088** lower
User avatar #281 to #280 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 680** higher for sure
User avatar #282 to #281 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
**mrsnowballs rolls 446** lower.
User avatar #283 to #282 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
**tripscausedthis rolls 843** it's a gamble...but lower
User avatar #285 to #283 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
Game over. You lose
User avatar #284 to #283 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
this is a **** game anyway
User avatar #286 to #284 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
ou're a sore loser
User avatar #287 to #286 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
I'll never gamble again.....
User avatar #288 to #287 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
Am I tripping or do you have a light green text color?
User avatar #289 to #288 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
i asked for "thumb green" and didnt give a color code...admin gave me this...its probably one of the colours of the thumb so i guess thats my fault.
User avatar #290 to #289 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
Lol it's REALLY hard to notice
User avatar #291 to #290 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
i actually like it man.
User avatar #292 to #291 - mrsnowballs (04/23/2014) [-]
How long will it last?
User avatar #293 to #292 - tripscausedthis (04/23/2014) [-]
not sure..don't think i'm still supposed to have it.
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