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Date Signed Up:8/30/2011
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#428 - pretty sure shes competing at the olympics...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2012 on Feeling Fabulous! 0
#443 - Rascal (07/28/2012) [-]
Ur a idiot
#339 - cool story. tl;dr  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2012 on what the fuck are you thinking +1
#341 - Rascal (05/13/2012) [-]
Last line: tl;dr: It's Just a piece of plastic. OP farmed green thumbs off your nostalgia. Not funny. Just junk. Red thumb.
#1 - no.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on If you don't know then GTFO +2
#2 - hpiddy has deleted their comment.
#1 - ...your problem being? 02/14/2012 on WHAT THE FUCK CHUCK? -1
#707 - so my quarrel then is with the wording. they could perhaps hav… 02/01/2012 on Fact Sphere Facts 2. 0
#684 - cool story. tl;dr. still remains, its a worthless fact. prove …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/01/2012 on Fact Sphere Facts 2. 0
#686 - noobiereaper (02/01/2012) [-]
The impressiveness lies within the fact that the usual sense of heat is wrong. So without "meaningless science" that describes this world I will try to make it a bit clearer.

Heat in an object is the amount of stored thermal energy. Thermal energy is stored in each individual atom as vibrations, rotation and so forth.

There is no such thing called cold, it is simply a lower temperature than we are comfortable in. The minimum temperature possible is 0 K. Translated in celsius 0 K is equal to -273.15 * C. At that temperature objects have no heat / thermal energy etc. Any object with a higher temperature of over 0 K have a heat content.

The heat content is evaluated as energy and are dependent on things like mass, temperature and how much energy is stored in the mass per kelvin.

So while the match might be much hotter ( higher temperature ) the iceberg contains more vibrations, rotations in totalt than the match due to its immens size and the number of these atomic movements is translated to the thing we call heat.

I hope this helps.
User avatar #707 - triplestep (02/01/2012) [-]
so my quarrel then is with the wording. they could perhaps have picked a more impressive description of something hot than a match, while still containing the same temperature
#393 - cool story Lamar Smith got. sit down. 02/01/2012 on rape lol 0
#392 - CAPS LOCK DOESN'T ADD TO YOUR ARGUMENT. 02/01/2012 on rape lol +1
#388 - you're completely missing the point noob. you can't decide whe… 02/01/2012 on rape lol +3
#384 - cool story 02/01/2012 on rape lol +1
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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#16 - bobmoklon (11/12/2011) [-]
Hey, mah name's Bob Moklon
User avatar #17 to #16 - triplestep (11/12/2011) [-]
#3 - mrfaggotron (11/09/2011) [-]
Let me guess you hate Skyrim AND Pokemon?
User avatar #4 to #3 - triplestep (11/09/2011) [-]
I like pokemon. running around killing dragons in a dark room by myself for hours on end however isn't my idea of fun.
#5 to #4 - mrfaggotron (11/09/2011) [-]
Well actually, Skyrim isn't completely about killing dragons. They are more of a side enemy that you randomely encounter. That's like saying pokemon is all about killing Caterpies.
User avatar #6 to #5 - triplestep (11/10/2011) [-]
cool story. either way, modern warfare has completely outsold skyrim
#7 to #6 - mrfaggotron (11/10/2011) [-]
Yeahhhhhh, no. MW3 can never beat Skyrim. However, I'm stlil getting both =)
User avatar #8 to #7 - triplestep (11/10/2011) [-]
welllllll...already has.
#9 to #8 - mrfaggotron (11/10/2011) [-]
Well since Skyrim hasnt been released yet, I think everything has outsold it.
User avatar #10 to #9 - triplestep (11/11/2011) [-]
its called pre-orders. scary concept I know..._
#11 to #10 - mrfaggotron (11/11/2011) [-]
I've been playing Skyrim, and tbh, The Elder Scrolls are better than any FPS. Yes, MW3 sucks. Picrelated:you playing Black Ops before MW3
User avatar #12 to #11 - triplestep (11/12/2011) [-]
cool story. you're admitting you prefer single player games in a dark basement for hours on end cast spells a killing dragons like a world of warcraft/rune scape Richard Simmonsgot. good for you. the rest of us play easily accessible multiplayer games with the majority of the rest of the world. you can claim to be a 'true gamer' like ive heard so many noobs say to me already cause they like skyrim. all i hear is a bunch of hipsters trying to go against the trend, flogging a dead horse that won't ever get near the same level of popularity.
#13 to #12 - mrfaggotron (11/12/2011) [-]
*Facepalm* One, I never said anything in the even related in the second sentence. Two, I never said I was a true gamer. And three, you are implying that you sit in the dark for hours on end screaming "You Richard Simmons omg wtf" at your TV screen, playing MW3 while chugging Mountain Dew. Four, your grammar sucks.
User avatar #15 to #13 - triplestep (11/12/2011) [-]
a) cool story bro, I'm blocking you after this reply, b) good move, cause i already cut you off from doing so. c) how did i even remotely imply that, and what does richard simmons have to do with anything d) correcting peoples grammar and spelling is the dog move of people losing an argument and not strong enough of conviction to stand by their opinion, so they think correcting unimportant content mistakes validates their own beliefs and nullifies the opponents. in conclusion, you lose noob, eat a dick.
#18 to #15 - Rascal (12/22/2011) [-]
A)Thanks. B)Cool.) C) How did I even remotely imply that I run around killing dragons in the dark (comment #4). D) Blocking someone is the dog move of people losing an argument and not strong enough of conviction to stand by their opinion, so they think correcting unimportant content mistakes validates their own beliefs and nullifies the opponent's. In conclusion, I ******* LOVE CANDYLAND.
User avatar #19 to #18 - triplestep (12/22/2011) [-]
cool story. replying as an anon is the bitch move for people who can't stand by their own convictions and mutter sweet nothings while they sulk in a dark corner after being verbally destroyed in a public forum. checkmate bitch.
#20 to #19 - Rascal (12/26/2011) [-]
Well I'm blocked so I don't fell like making a new account to reply to you. Oh, and Funnyjunk isn't a fourm, and I belive you were "verbally" destroyed as in comment no. 15, you pretty much lost by showing me that you are just an idiot who attempts to use "big words" that you don't even understand, in order to show me that you are "special". Damn that was a run-on sentence.
User avatar #21 to #20 - triplestep (12/26/2011) [-]
not my problem if you can't understand words longer than 2 syllables. thats called an inferiority complex. projecting your own intellectual inadequacies on to others is a reflection on yourself, not those you're attacking. buy yourself a thesaurus and a dictionary, then we can talk. for the moment, you don't deserve my words.
#22 to #21 - Rascal (12/27/2011) [-]
When you need a moment, chew it over with Twix
User avatar #23 to #22 - triplestep (12/27/2011) [-]
cool story. you're blocked again. you lose.
#14 to #13 - mrfaggotron (11/12/2011) [-]
**** , I did not mean to put "in" in the first sentence.
User avatar #1 - ubersammich (11/02/2011) [-]
**ubersammich rolls 04** rolling is pretty cool. At the beginning of your comment put *roll picture* or *roll 2*. It has to be at the beginning. You can roll up to 9 digits but no more than that.
User avatar #2 to #1 - triplestep (11/02/2011) [-]
thanks mate, got it now :)
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