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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
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    And it's your fault. And it's your fault.
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    the Devil's Advocate has it's perks the Devil's Advocate has it's perks
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    WHO THE FUCK IS READY!? WHO THE FUCK IS READY!?
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latest user's comments

#17 - I think there's been more than enough time for you to realize … 05/16/2014 on Why the hell not 0
#65 - ...You think this is funny? 05/16/2014 on cotton candy wizard 0
#155 - Well you know now. want another? God is a woman.… 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic -3
#151 - A positive spoiler got you down? I explained no circumstan…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic -3
User avatar #153 - gomugomuno (01/22/2014) [-]
spoiler is a spoiler there no positive or negative. not knowing is part of the fun
#155 - triggathepirate (01/22/2014) [-]
Well you know now.
want another?
God is a woman.
She's hot
#132 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on Some Tiger Facts +2
User avatar #142 - veightard (01/22/2014) [-]
''damn that bitch made me snarf yo''
#147 - The realization caesar looks like a goddamn homestuck character...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic 0
#148 - paulthehero (01/22/2014) [-]
I had the same moment
#146 - BECAUSE SABO IS ALIVE NIGGA THAT'S HOW!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2014 on One Piece logic -8
User avatar #150 - gomugomuno (01/22/2014) [-]
i kind of expected that from when we saw dragon. but fuck you asshole
User avatar #151 - triggathepirate (01/22/2014) [-]
A positive spoiler got you down?
I explained no circumstances. But still, i'm mad I can't claim every unidentified character is him now, it was a fun gag while it lasted.
User avatar #153 - gomugomuno (01/22/2014) [-]
spoiler is a spoiler there no positive or negative. not knowing is part of the fun
#155 - triggathepirate (01/22/2014) [-]
Well you know now.
want another?
God is a woman.
She's hot
#19 - like i'm gonna fall for_that.gif  [+] (27 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Smooth as hell 0
User avatar #27 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
nigga that is the visual novel database
User avatar #44 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
Replying here because reasons.

So you've already watched those?
User avatar #47 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Since I'm a regular on /anime/ I pretty much know what all 3 of those holds in store.
User avatar #48 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
That's not very good. it ends up ruining your experience, doesn't it?
User avatar #51 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Fer example, look at me lowest rated myanimelist.net/animelist/KillerLiquid&show=0&order=4
User avatar #56 - smartasshobo (01/22/2014) [-]
Also, don't watch school days, not even for the lulz.
User avatar #58 - killerliquid (01/22/2014) [-]
Nigga I'm playing the VN, I will sure as hell watch Makoto get bitches and a nice boat
User avatar #55 - smartasshobo (01/22/2014) [-]
Oh that one sucks so much.

You should check out Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou, topped comedy anime.

Seto no hanayome too.
User avatar #57 - killerliquid (01/22/2014) [-]
I can't watch full on comedies

seems k
User avatar #59 - smartasshobo (01/22/2014) [-]
Well, don't lose your head watching it.
User avatar #50 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
For me to dislike something pretty much means that it's a piece of shit
User avatar #49 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Nope, it lowers my expectations so I can enjoy things better
User avatar #52 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
well, the first season of valvrave wasn't really a trainwreck, it just had the most "fuck you" ending I've ever seen.
User avatar #28 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
Bitches be so suspicious about links today.
User avatar #29 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
I don't even know why
User avatar #30 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
I guess it's because of shock sites like meatspin, bluewaffle, painolympics etc.
User avatar #31 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Those links should be easily known now, tinyurls should be the only things people be wary about
User avatar #33 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
The FJ comunity with links is like US when it comes to terrorism.
User avatar #34 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #35 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
I mean over protective, not scandalous about it.
User avatar #36 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Again, not really

Then again I always look at top comments
User avatar #37 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
Me too.

So, watching any good animu?
User avatar #40 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
Nice list.

If you didn't watch these, here are my suggestions:

kakumeiki valvrave (or valvrave the liberator depending on the fansub)

Oda nobuna no yabou (nobuna, not nobunaga)

Campione!

etc.
User avatar #41 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
If I wanted to watch those it would be when I have time.
User avatar #42 - smartasshobo (01/21/2014) [-]
Busy eh?

anyway, those are really good.
User avatar #43 - killerliquid (01/21/2014) [-]
Not really, I'm just lazy.

The only thing that I look forward to in the three you mentioned are a good 2nd season with a trainwreck of a 1st, R63 Japanese rulers and kissing scenes.
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Better Than A Slimy Snake +10
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#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
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#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll fuck you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I fuck her everyday ur a virgun nigger go pick some cotton id reck ur shit
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the fuck does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the fuck does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND FUCK. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND FUCK. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No fucking clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
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**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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