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traveltech

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/18/2011
Last Login:7/31/2015
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User avatar #608 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
HEY!

quit ur fappin.
User avatar #609 to #608 - traveltech (07/29/2015) [-]
nuuuu
User avatar #610 to #609 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
At least take photos of cum shot bro.
User avatar #601 - Sperit (07/06/2015) [-]
Gimme kiss
User avatar #603 to #602 - Sperit (07/06/2015) [-]
Gay
#604 to #603 - traveltech (07/06/2015) [-]
Very much so, yes
User avatar #605 to #604 - Sperit (07/06/2015) [-]
We could be doing that
#606 to #605 - traveltech (07/06/2015) [-]
Is that an offer?
User avatar #607 to #606 - Sperit (07/23/2015) [-]
"Rebecca was laying on top of her sister with her lips locked with Summer’s in a big open mouth kiss, their kissing was so passionate that i could see a small stream of spit leak down the side of Summer’s face but she was so into the moment that she didn’t seem to notice or care. Rebecca’s hand was under Summers Skirt with her index and middle inside of her wet and dripping vagina motioning in a “come here motion” and every time she would curve her fingers inward Summer’s whole lower body would thrust upward and she would let out a squeaky moan of pleasure."
so i'm writing a book and i think you will like this scene
User avatar #600 - nelliel (06/15/2015) [-]
lol
#598 - Sperit (05/15/2015) [-]
ART!
User avatar #599 to #598 - nelliel (06/15/2015) [-]
hell yes it is
User avatar #589 - Sperit (05/01/2015) [-]
get in my van
User avatar #591 to #590 - Sperit (05/01/2015) [-]
now put on the school girl uniform
User avatar #592 to #591 - traveltech (05/01/2015) [-]
Now we're talking
User avatar #593 to #592 - Sperit (05/01/2015) [-]
now we going to burger king
User avatar #594 to #593 - traveltech (05/01/2015) [-]
wait, hold on, what?
User avatar #595 to #594 - Sperit (05/01/2015) [-]
im hungry
User avatar #596 to #595 - traveltech (05/01/2015) [-]
Oh, I guess that's ok
User avatar #597 to #596 - Sperit (05/01/2015) [-]
cool
then we go bowling
User avatar #579 - Sperit (04/13/2015) [-]
Traveltrap
User avatar #580 to #579 - traveltech (04/13/2015) [-]
Hello ^-^
User avatar #581 to #580 - Sperit (04/13/2015) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #582 to #581 - traveltech (04/13/2015) [-]
I'm good, it was finally warm out today
User avatar #583 to #582 - Sperit (04/13/2015) [-]
It is 45c where I live
User avatar #584 to #583 - traveltech (04/13/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure that's warm
User avatar #585 to #584 - Sperit (04/13/2015) [-]
110f
You can cook an egg on the street
User avatar #586 to #585 - traveltech (04/13/2015) [-]
Oh, so really warm then
User avatar #587 to #586 - Sperit (04/13/2015) [-]
Yes
Much hot
Very desert
User avatar #572 - shootemupforus (04/06/2015) [-]
hai :3
User avatar #574 to #573 - shootemupforus (04/06/2015) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #568 - shootemupforus (04/06/2015) [-]
Hello, just wanted to say your Mascot is adorable, what's it from if you dont mind me asking?
#569 to #568 - traveltech (04/06/2015) [-]
It's from Littlest Pet Shop, his name is Sunil
User avatar #575 to #569 - shootemupforus (04/07/2015) [-]
do you know where i could possibly watch it?
User avatar #576 to #575 - traveltech (04/07/2015) [-]
Yeah, I can give you a link when I get back from work
User avatar #577 to #576 - shootemupforus (04/07/2015) [-]
Thanks ^^
User avatar #571 to #569 - shootemupforus (04/06/2015) [-]
*Snuggles*
User avatar #570 to #569 - shootemupforus (04/06/2015) [-]
my heart o.o
User avatar #492 - psikid (03/29/2015) [-]
I just remembered.

Do you want the thing?
User avatar #651 to #492 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
nudes.
User avatar #652 to #651 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
No
User avatar #653 to #652 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
cutie patooie in my eyes then, ya dork.
User avatar #654 to #653 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
**** you, you ain't seeing this dick
User avatar #655 to #654 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
show you mine if you show me yours.
User avatar #656 to #655 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
No thanks
User avatar #657 to #656 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
oh well. cya later then champ. I'm gunna vidya.
User avatar #658 to #657 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I hope your game crashes
#631 to #492 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Are you saying blow jobs aren't tasty?
User avatar #632 to #631 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I wouldn't know, I've never had one
User avatar #633 to #632 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
they are pretty good man. the roughness of the tongue and mouth in general. hnnng. Not to mention the swallowing.
User avatar #634 to #633 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Again, I wouldn't know. I've never had one.
#635 to #634 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
what is the farthest you have gone with somebody?
what is the farthest you have gone with somebody?
User avatar #636 to #635 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
...Kiss on the cheek?
User avatar #637 to #636 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Hey man, this is a no shame thread we are talking about here. No judgment is here. Being unsoiled is adorable. In a good way.
User avatar #638 to #637 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I am not adorable.

I will murder you
User avatar #639 to #638 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Oh I'm sure you're a cutie.
User avatar #640 to #639 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I WILL MURDER YOU.

I WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND TIE YOU DOWN. I WILL BRING YOUR FAMILY TO YOUR ROOM AND SLOWLY KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM. YOUR MOTHER WILL BE FORCED TO EAT HER OWN FINGERS, AND I'LL CUT HER STOMACH OPEN AND STRANGLE HER WITH HER OWN INTESTINES.

YOUR FATHER WILL BE FORCED TO EAT HER STOMACH AND OTHER ORGANS AND THEN HE WILL BE STRANGLED WHEN I CUT HIS COCK OFF AND SHOVE IT INTO HIS THROAT.

YOU WILL HAVE YOUR SKIN SLOWLY CARVED FROM YOUR BODY AND BE FORCED TO EAT EACH PIECE UNTIL YOU'RE ON THE VERGE OF CONSCIOUSNESS. I'LL STARE DOWN AT YOUR BROKEN, BLEEDING FORM, AND I'LL LAUGH WHEN YOU BEG FOR MERCY. I'LL LEAVE YOU THERE TO BLEED OUT, DENYING YOU THE SWEET RELIEF OF A QUICK DEATH.
User avatar #641 to #640 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
I didn't read it. It is probably a cute little boy rant.

I may go toss one tho. Maybe slow replies.
User avatar #642 to #641 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
...Read it you ******* whore
User avatar #643 to #642 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
I can't. I need both hands to read.

What are you up to psikid?
User avatar #644 to #643 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
READ THE DAMN THING
#645 to #644 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
You're taking the joke a little far man.
User avatar #647 to #646 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
r00d.

You can prove to me you aren't cute.
#649 to #648 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Figure it out, tough guy.
User avatar #650 to #649 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
...I don't know
User avatar #611 to #492 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
lewd
User avatar #612 to #611 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Yep
User avatar #613 to #612 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
>Not sharing with the rest of the class.

I'll leave now though.
User avatar #614 to #613 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
What do you mean sharing?
User avatar #615 to #614 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Sharing nudes
User avatar #616 to #615 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Traveltech and I weren't sharing nudes... I swear
User avatar #617 to #616 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
It's what it looks lik
User avatar #618 to #617 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Nope, porn... totally porn
User avatar #619 to #618 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
So you aren't gunna share? That's to bad.
User avatar #620 to #619 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
My body isn't pretty
#621 to #620 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
If you have a dick then I'll probably like it.

I'm not going to force you to show me, but I'd like it
User avatar #622 to #621 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I haven't talked to you enough
User avatar #623 to #622 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
I understand.
User avatar #624 to #623 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Sorry pal.

...Has travel shared his with you?
User avatar #625 to #624 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Yup, he just mentioned me on his. Go look on gay board. Pretty hot.
User avatar #626 to #625 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
I've seen him before...

Poor thing needs to get laid...
#627 to #626 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
Virgin goddess. He isn't soiled like the rest of us.
User avatar #628 to #627 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
...I'm a virgin too, pal...
#629 to #628 - notred (07/29/2015) [-]
That makes you even tastier.
User avatar #630 to #629 - psikid (07/29/2015) [-]
Tastier?

I ain't food...
User avatar #556 to #492 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
I really wish I did, but sadly no.
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User avatar #559 to #558 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh, now you're the one who looks ready to be ******
User avatar #560 to #559 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Maybe, I don't really think I'd bottom
User avatar #561 to #560 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
No problem with that, but you never know...
User avatar #562 to #561 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
That's true... I might ride you... hard...
User avatar #563 to #562 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Well, I messed up. I took a picture of cum on my stomach, cleaned up, then realized I somehow deleted it.
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User avatar #565 to #564 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
jiggly ^-^
User avatar #567 to #565 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
I hate to ask but uh... would you mind trying to get another picture of you covered in cum?
User avatar #568 to #567 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
I wouldn't be able to tonight, but maybe another time
User avatar #569 to #568 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Ah, all right.

I really appreciate you trusting me enough to do this.
User avatar #566 to #565 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
People say I got a big ass...
User avatar #557 to #556 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
It'd be pretty hot...

You um... got any more favorite positions you wanna show off?
User avatar #534 to #492 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh, so it gets a lot, messier, than that?
User avatar #535 to #534 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Well, yeah, though it's less messy and more times I can go without long rest...
User avatar #536 to #535 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Ah, I see
User avatar #537 to #536 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah... Four times in less than thirty minutes I believe...
User avatar #538 to #537 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Well that definitely beats me.

But now you've given me that video and I only have a few pictures. Would you like a few more?
User avatar #539 to #538 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Your choice, I don't mind.
User avatar #540 to #539 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm happy to, anything in particular you want?
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User avatar #543 to #542 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Very nice ^-^
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User avatar #545 to #544 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh? Did anything in particular get you curious?
User avatar #546 to #545 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Puberty.
User avatar #547 to #546 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Fair enough
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User avatar #549 to #548 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
that link didn't quite work
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User avatar #551 to #550 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
No problem and nice butt ^-^
User avatar #552 to #551 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
People say it's pretty big and plush looking...

It jiggles when I smack it
User avatar #553 to #552 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Ooh, I'd like to see that sometime
User avatar #555 to #553 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Do you uh... have any stockings or panties I could see you in?
User avatar #554 to #553 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
I'd try to record it if I could...
User avatar #541 to #540 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
You can send what you think is best
User avatar #514 to #492 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Thank you, I like it too
User avatar #515 to #514 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Do you seriously not have any toys though?
User avatar #516 to #515 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
It's very sad, I know
User avatar #517 to #516 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
...I could be your toy

Okay that was terrible
User avatar #518 to #517 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Be careful what you wish for, I've seen porn of a literal take on that
User avatar #519 to #518 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
What do you mean?


...Wait are you naked right now?
User avatar #520 to #519 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, my roommate's gone until 2 am, no sense in putting clothes back on yet.
User avatar #521 to #520 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
...That's kinda' hot...
User avatar #522 to #521 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh, and to your first question.
I can provide links if you're brave.
User avatar #523 to #522 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Eh, I make bad decisions. Sure
User avatar #524 to #523 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
You need to login to view this link

Harder to find one than I thought it would be
User avatar #525 to #524 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
I... what in the **** am I looking at?
User avatar #527 to #526 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Right...

Would you uh... like to see something else of me?
User avatar #528 to #527 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Sure, and my offer for picture requests is still on the table as well.
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User avatar #530 to #529 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
You got a bit of distance there ^-^. Mine usually doesn't have much force behind it.
User avatar #531 to #530 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Yeah, I uh... Shoot far and a lot...

I dunno why
User avatar #532 to #531 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Well it's a very nice trait
User avatar #533 to #532 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
That was without saving up too...
User avatar #493 to #492 - traveltech (03/29/2015) [-]
My roommate works at 9
User avatar #494 to #493 - psikid (03/29/2015) [-]
Oh, so uh... then?
User avatar #495 to #494 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
**traveltech nods**
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User avatar #498 to #497 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
I wonder what it would feel like to have it in my mouth...
User avatar #499 to #498 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Probably hot, I guess...
User avatar #500 to #499 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh, I'm sure it would be very hot
User avatar #501 to #500 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh god I don't know how to react to this...

I don't think you'd actually want to suck it...
User avatar #502 to #501 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
I dunno, it looks pretty tempting
User avatar #503 to #502 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Lies... it ain't tempting
User avatar #504 to #503 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Believe what you will
User avatar #505 to #504 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Why would you though?

I mean, it ain't special...
User avatar #506 to #505 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Well I can't think of any reason why I wouldn't
User avatar #507 to #506 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
But... how is it even good?

I mean, it's just a dick. And besides, yours is nicer...
User avatar #508 to #507 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh come on, I can't find a single flaw with yours, plus you even have it clean shaven.
User avatar #509 to #508 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
...It's just a dick though. Besides, yours is probably bigger.
User avatar #510 to #509 - traveltech (03/30/2015) [-]
Seriously, it's a very nice dick!
User avatar #511 to #510 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
...Bleh, fine. Whatever you say.

I mean, you're the one that wants it in their mouth
User avatar #513 to #512 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
But seriously you do have a nice dick...
User avatar #496 to #495 - psikid (03/30/2015) [-]
Okay, so uh... see you then
#491 - psikid (03/27/2015) [-]
Thank you~!

The damn thing kept giving me errors.
User avatar #488 - geeky (03/26/2015) [-]
Can I ask you something before you sleep?
User avatar #489 to #488 - traveltech (03/26/2015) [-]
Apparently not, but you can ask whenever anyway
User avatar #490 to #489 - geeky (03/26/2015) [-]
I completely forgot what it was ^^
User avatar #482 - kokanum (03/25/2015) [-]
I hear you have good fashion
User avatar #483 to #482 - traveltech (03/25/2015) [-]
I really don't
User avatar #484 to #483 - kokanum (03/25/2015) [-]
Well I hear you do
what's your secret
User avatar #485 to #484 - traveltech (03/25/2015) [-]
I have many secrets

The only one that pertains to fashion is that I secretly want to be more fashionable
User avatar #486 to #485 - kokanum (03/25/2015) [-]
That's me too, I'm taking fashion class for school next year because I need to look more fab
User avatar #480 - neppy (03/20/2015) [-]
hugs yes
User avatar #479 - Sperit (02/11/2015) [-]
Attila - About That Life (Official Music Video)
User avatar #470 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
traps
User avatar #471 to #470 - traveltech (02/07/2015) [-]
you have my attention
User avatar #472 to #471 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
good now put on the skirt
User avatar #473 to #472 - traveltech (02/07/2015) [-]
If only I had one
sadly I don't.
User avatar #474 to #473 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
you need a gardevoir costume
User avatar #475 to #474 - traveltech (02/07/2015) [-]
That would be an interesting one.

I kind of want to try a cheerleader outfit
User avatar #476 to #475 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
go for it
User avatar #477 to #476 - traveltech (02/07/2015) [-]
probably not until I finish college, move out of my mom's place, and get my own apartment
User avatar #478 to #477 - Sperit (02/07/2015) [-]
makes seance
User avatar #469 - goldfangz ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
so yeah im game

nice rolls btw
User avatar #468 - traveltech (01/19/2015) [-]
*roll eight ball*
User avatar #467 - traveltech (01/19/2015) [-]
*roll 8 ball*
User avatar #466 - traveltech (01/19/2015) [-]
*roll magic 8 ball*
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