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#26 - I wish you and your sister all the best mate. 07/31/2015 on Update 0
#10 - En bra dansk är en död dansk!  [+] (6 new replies) 07/27/2015 on Meatball +3
#16 - mrspyder (07/27/2015) [-]
en god svensker er en død svensker.
#23 - bifftastic (07/28/2015) [-]
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#24 - mrspyder (07/28/2015) [-]
nothing beats our majestic creation!
#25 - bifftastic (07/28/2015) [-]
nej det är sant, ni har ju skapat det ultimata försvaret mot ninjor
hur fan ska dom kunna smyga rung när det finns lego på golvet?
#26 - mrspyder (07/28/2015) [-]
#4 - Who's this two-headed guy? 07/18/2015 on But first let me take a selfie 0
#4 - Cry is love Cry is life 07/18/2015 on fight fight fight! kiss kiss! +21
#7 - Good thing none of us will ever have to feel this way! It'…  [+] (23 new replies) 07/18/2015 on No girlfriend comics +162
#156 - yuzero (07/19/2015) [-]
**yuzero used "*roll picture*"**
**yuzero rolled image** i dont need a female to break upwithme to feel miserable i already hahaha...ha...
User avatar #74 - rattygoner (07/19/2015) [-]
i feel this way a lot... i broke up with my girlfriend and it was a really great relationship at first... we went out for a year and a half and i dont know what happened... she just started breaking down a lot and she got depressed way too easily and she was so self conscious and no matter what i said it wasnt enough and she made me aware of this every day...and theres not a day that goes by that i dont remember what we had... it just didnt work.
#128 - ffinfinity (07/19/2015) [-]
Happened to me exactly man, me and my girl would argue all the time and I honestly couldn't take it anymore. I feel like a dick for admitting this but I was also crushing on this other girl and in my mind if I really loved my girlfriend I wouldn't be having these feelings for another so one day I just called her up and broke it off. I felt lonely even tho I was the one who did it but I wasn't happy.
User avatar #108 - ahnerma (07/19/2015) [-]
I know that feeling bud. Had a couple of gfs and lost my v card to one of them but stayed rather unexperienced cus it didnt last long. Then I got into a relationship with a girl a year younger than me. She was a virgin and I was her first realy bf. We lasted for about a year and had done a whole bunch of sexy time stuff. She was my first gf who last over two months. At about a year and a half I have to leave for college about two hours away. After a month of school she started saying how she was upset I would be her only partner. Like she enjoyed out sex but wanted to know what other people were like too. Next week she told me how she started thinking about other guys. The week after she said that I could get physical with girls at school if she could get with guys back at Highschool. All of this is making me insanly upset and distracting me from school and within a month im behind in school and cant afford to do poorly. About a month and a half in she says she thinks we should break up and I'm just getting more and more upset cus she was the first girl I had ever felt really serious about and I truly did want to spend my life with her but this month just killed me inside. Deside I cant take it anymore and break up with her over a phone call. "No Matt please I didnt mean any of that! I would never actually do any of that! I just like to push you and see how far you'll bend dont leave me Im sorry!" I had to end it though. It was driving me insane thinking about her banging other dudes while we were together. Sorry about the long post but Its been like eight months since and I really didnt tell anyone the full story until now. Needed it off my chest. I'll answer any questions if you guys have any. But yeah I do know the feel.
#113 - anon (07/19/2015) [-]
I can completely relate to that pain feeling of imagining other guys banging your girlfriend.
Im currently wit his girl and she perfect for me but theres one thing that is really starting to get me. Shes banged alot of people in the past and has experimented with every sexual thing you can think of and she is very open with it, like she tells me about sex with ex's on regular basis. it doesnt bother me when im with her but when I go home and get in to my bed alone and just about to go to sleep and bang!, all these images of dudes doing disgustingly sexual things to my girlfriend just wont go away, I feel like she just doesnt think before she says stuff about he sex past, she doesnt consider how this is going to hurt me,
User avatar #173 - ahnerma (07/19/2015) [-]
I could see that being an issue, and telling her that you dont want to hear it might do the trick. As long as she kees it in the past then you cant let her go for your future. If you really think shes perfect for you you'll find a way through it. Try telling her that you dont want to hear it and that it nakes you uncomfortable. Cus if shes as into you as you are into her she should understand that. Good luck anon, i'm rooting for you.
#107 - ohsopainful (07/19/2015) [-]
i was in the same situation 2 months ago except she just wanted to leave me for a dude 11 years older than her.
#115 - jackelthehitman (07/19/2015) [-]
Yeah, I had it happen about a year ago, she cheated on me with him and a couple weeks later she broke up with me, said some horrible things about me, and then she was gone. Haven't heard from her since January. All I do anymore is work, fucking 60ish hour weeks every week just to keep my mind busy. You're not alone.
User avatar #94 - shaddyz (07/19/2015) [-]
i broke up with the best girl i ever had because i couldnt get over the distance we had between us(she lived in Finland me in Germany) i feel shit about it
User avatar #97 - overchaos (07/19/2015) [-]
Woooww breaking up with the girl of my dreams because she lived in canada and I lived in america compared to you makes me feel even shittier than I already felt about it thaaaaaaaanks Seriously though. "Leave your life and come here to a shitty town where I get groped on a daily basis" didnt feel like a place I wanted to leave my l ife behind for. No actual salt towards you though friend.
User avatar #141 - saintinel (07/19/2015) [-]
Same thing happened to me except she lived in the US and me in Canada. Her in California and me in Quebec . She left me , not the other way around. So yeah.. still trying to recover from that.
User avatar #177 - rattygoner (07/20/2015) [-]
yeah my ex was in canada and me in the us. she actually visited and i visited her but it just didnt work.
#179 - saintinel (07/20/2015) [-]
We were suppose to meet for the first time in September , we had all kind of things planned and if it actualy worked out as well in person as it did online and on the phone , we would decide who goes live with who. But we were leaning towards her coming to live in Canada with me. But to this day i think her father convinced her to leave me , i dont think he liked the idea of his daughter living so far , especially in Canada. But at the same time i'm glad she did this. Shows me that she didnt love me as much as i thought. If she did she would not have left me for any reason.

Oh well , the joy of long distance relationship. I have the patience for them but sadly most people dont.
User avatar #98 - shaddyz (07/19/2015) [-]
I think you 2 are further apart then we 2 were
User avatar #99 - overchaos (07/19/2015) [-]
As in distance or relationship?
User avatar #101 - shaddyz (07/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #102 - overchaos (07/19/2015) [-]
Im not getting technical to prove a point or anything but I wanted to google it. And since I have no one else to share the results with I will waste your time instead =D Sorry. Finland to Germany-1,929.0 km Alberta to Nebraska-2,358.7 km Give or take what city you live in and what she lived in might be longer or shorter.
User avatar #110 - shaddyz (07/19/2015) [-]
its fine i dont have anything to do
#81 - holychipmonk (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm going through the exact same thing atm. We were going fine and we just got to the 1.5 year mark. All of a sudden she's getting annoyed at me for no reason and we're drifting apart really quickly.
It just leaves a hole in your life.
#114 - captainreed (07/19/2015) [-]
i dated the same girl all through high school and then some. we gave each other our virginities. it was an amazing feeling knowing we were all each other had. we made it through thick and thin together. as we got older though we needed to find out what we were going to do with our lives. early on i was dead set on being in the military (specifically army ranger). but she talked me out of it bc she know i would be gone alot. so i let that dream go. i was going to school for EMT but failed quite literally by a tenth of a point and go so demoralized i got depressed and didnt want to go to school anymore. she helped me through that and gave me hope. but i needed something to do for money so i started working at wendys. one do i get off late and night and she calls me over to her house to break some news to me. shes leaving me. shes going into the navy to be a weapons supervisor and a battleships. she took away my dream of being a ranger and she does that to me? really? i know she was joining the navy but i thought we could make it work but no. she was upset that she wouldnt be with me enough. just like i would have been as a ranger. i gave up my dream for her and she goes and does the same shit she told me not to do. 4 and a half years gone and im working a dead-end job with no passion, no goals, and no drive. i literally dont have the drive to look for a better job or get back into shape. im 19 so i know i have time, but all the time in the world wont help me if i cant figure out what the fuck im gunna do. sorry for the long read, but ive been meaning to get this off my chest and this seemed as good as time as any. thanks FJ. at least i still have you
User avatar #178 - rattygoner (07/20/2015) [-]
follow your dreams dude dont let things keep you down. it may be tough but if you work hard enough you can do it. i may not know you but i really hope your dreams come true.
#127 - holychipmonk (07/19/2015) [-]
Shit, that's a bitch move by her. Guess better that you found out that she's like that now rather than later.
If you're only 19, doesn't that mean you can still go into the army to become a ranger? You'd only be a year or two older at most than the other guys. I'd say go for it, nothing holding you back; you can give it 100%.
User avatar #76 - thewinkster (07/19/2015) [-]
It may be over, but remember what you had, and how much you made a difference in each others life. Others will fill the void. Relationships aren't always remembered as they end, but how they begun and just keep remembering that good times were had and they made up for the bad, and that what happened was unfortunate, but there is enough positive memories there to make the worst ones seem justifiable.
#28 - Alright, thanks a bunch! Always fun to learn something new  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Something you may need +1
#29 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
aha no problem, at least that's my take on this, by no means am i an expert on wrist floaty air bag devices
#26 - I dont know what exothermic means, but its basically two compo…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Something you may need +1
#27 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
Exothermic means that as it reacts it gets hotter, with gasses, the higher the temperature the greater the volume. That basically just means that the air bag thing would take up more space, consequently creating more upwards force.

There's not necessarily more in there, it's just that it's gaseous and takes up more volume.
User avatar #28 - trandhal (07/16/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks a bunch! Always fun to learn something new
#29 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
aha no problem, at least that's my take on this, by no means am i an expert on wrist floaty air bag devices
#24 - How does this even work? Granted that my knowledge of basi…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/16/2015 on Something you may need +1
User avatar #51 - ganjalf (07/16/2015) [-]
"The upward buoyant force that is exerted on a body immersed in a fluid, whether fully or partially submerged, is equal to the weight of the fluid that the body displaces."

Compressed air has a smaller volume then when it's decompressed and put in the baloon, therefore it displaces a smaller amount of water, therefore the upward force is weaker than when the air is decompressed.
#38 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
User avatar #32 - blukachu (07/16/2015) [-]
im no science guy but i think its because the air combined with the tank is still more dense than the water,
#31 - mastercolossus (07/16/2015) [-]
compressed air is less buoyant than uncompressed air.
#25 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
I imagine it's similar to an airbag, two substances reacting at an incredibly high rate creating a gas. Most likely highly exothermic too
User avatar #26 - trandhal (07/16/2015) [-]
I dont know what exothermic means, but its basically two components that creates more gas than there was in the wrist-thing to begin with?
#27 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
Exothermic means that as it reacts it gets hotter, with gasses, the higher the temperature the greater the volume. That basically just means that the air bag thing would take up more space, consequently creating more upwards force.

There's not necessarily more in there, it's just that it's gaseous and takes up more volume.
User avatar #28 - trandhal (07/16/2015) [-]
Alright, thanks a bunch! Always fun to learn something new
#29 - Bluemistake (07/16/2015) [-]
aha no problem, at least that's my take on this, by no means am i an expert on wrist floaty air bag devices
#33 - Ammonia and Bleach doesnt even make mustard gas, it makes chlo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2015 on Just a few lifehacks +4
User avatar #60 - Savos Mok (07/16/2015) [-]
Exactly. Mustard gas isn't even a gas, it's a liquid, and that's the reason it was deployed the way it was in WWI. It was more of a mist. It's also made of sulfur and a chlorinating agent.
#5 - He even shares my name This hit way closer than I'm comfor…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2015 on Can I borrow a feeling? +2
User avatar #30 - severepwner (07/16/2015) [-]
He does? I can't seem to find the name anywhere. Am I retarded?
#40 - anon (07/16/2015) [-]
"David... this is the last dream"

There u go m8
User avatar #49 - severepwner (07/16/2015) [-]
God how did I keep missing that? That's actually my middle name.
User avatar #10 - Sterski (07/15/2015) [-]

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Hehe, thought so too :)
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