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#19 - They don't teach you anything. Everything I know abou… 05/26/2015 on medieval reac comp 0
#7 - >One war >Picture is from the Second Battle o…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2015 on medieval reac comp +2
#18 - anonymous (05/26/2015) [-]
They won majority of their wars against a lot of European powers, including Spain, Habsburgs and French.

They probably teach you the later quarter of it where they were failing but a small kingdom doesn't get to own that much land without winning a lot of their wars.
User avatar #19 - traelos (05/26/2015) [-]
They don't teach you anything.

Everything I know about the Ottomans I learned from research for fun because American schools don't give a shit about world history. As well they shouldn't.

But while as much as I hate to admit it, the Ottomans did build a pretty huge empire. However, if you take a look at all the lands they actually conquered, you've got Anatolia, which is where they started, Byzantium, which was still in shambles from the 4th crusade, North Africa, which isn't exactly the height of civilization, the same goes for egypt, and really all of their conquests in Africa, as well as the Arabian peninsula. Even the land they took in Europe was just basically Serbia and Bosnia, who hadn't been even serious regional powers for centuries before the Ottomans got there.

Then you can look at what they didn't manage to take. You've got Italy, which consisted at the time of about a dozen tiny nation-states in various levels of poverty. Next you've got Austria, who managed to fight off Ottoman forces 5 times their size, both times during ceasefires in their constant wars with France. Finally you've got Poland, which wasn't exactly the richest power in the world at any point. But that sweet sweet Lithuanian manpower certainly did do wonders to scare off Ottoman aggression.

Basically, the theme is: if the land wasn't basically up for grabs, the Ottomans never actually successfully managed to conquer it.

So you've got this fake massive empire, bulking up on impoverished nobody nations, and Africa. It gets bigger and bigger until the 1520's, when suddenly there's no easy prey left to take, and BAM the true nature of the "invincible" Ottomans comes to light and they spend the next 150 years stagnating, and the next 250 after that declining into such a shadow of their former self they had to change their name.
#10 - mattymc (05/25/2015) [-]
Don't forget Lepanto
User avatar #9 - threeeighteen (05/25/2015) [-]
The 4th Crusades was where the Crusaders just gave up any attempts of not being complete dipshits.
#4 - >Ottomans >Anything but **** I see y…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/25/2015 on medieval reac comp +9
#13 - gider (05/25/2015) [-]
>not being an ottoMAN
plebs
#5 - anonymous (05/25/2015) [-]
They lost one war that all of the Europe congratulated as the greatest victory, must be real shit.
User avatar #7 - traelos (05/25/2015) [-]
>One war

>Picture is from the Second Battle of Vienna
>Several failed incursions into Italy
>Battle of fucking Malta trolololo
>Never took Poland
>Only took Byzantine lands after Europe did all the work for them
>Literally everything they did after the second battle of Vienna was an embarrassing failure
#18 - anonymous (05/26/2015) [-]
They won majority of their wars against a lot of European powers, including Spain, Habsburgs and French.

They probably teach you the later quarter of it where they were failing but a small kingdom doesn't get to own that much land without winning a lot of their wars.
User avatar #19 - traelos (05/26/2015) [-]
They don't teach you anything.

Everything I know about the Ottomans I learned from research for fun because American schools don't give a shit about world history. As well they shouldn't.

But while as much as I hate to admit it, the Ottomans did build a pretty huge empire. However, if you take a look at all the lands they actually conquered, you've got Anatolia, which is where they started, Byzantium, which was still in shambles from the 4th crusade, North Africa, which isn't exactly the height of civilization, the same goes for egypt, and really all of their conquests in Africa, as well as the Arabian peninsula. Even the land they took in Europe was just basically Serbia and Bosnia, who hadn't been even serious regional powers for centuries before the Ottomans got there.

Then you can look at what they didn't manage to take. You've got Italy, which consisted at the time of about a dozen tiny nation-states in various levels of poverty. Next you've got Austria, who managed to fight off Ottoman forces 5 times their size, both times during ceasefires in their constant wars with France. Finally you've got Poland, which wasn't exactly the richest power in the world at any point. But that sweet sweet Lithuanian manpower certainly did do wonders to scare off Ottoman aggression.

Basically, the theme is: if the land wasn't basically up for grabs, the Ottomans never actually successfully managed to conquer it.

So you've got this fake massive empire, bulking up on impoverished nobody nations, and Africa. It gets bigger and bigger until the 1520's, when suddenly there's no easy prey left to take, and BAM the true nature of the "invincible" Ottomans comes to light and they spend the next 150 years stagnating, and the next 250 after that declining into such a shadow of their former self they had to change their name.
#10 - mattymc (05/25/2015) [-]
Don't forget Lepanto
User avatar #9 - threeeighteen (05/25/2015) [-]
The 4th Crusades was where the Crusaders just gave up any attempts of not being complete dipshits.
#3 - >The Sikh turban symbolizes discipline, integrity, humility… 05/25/2015 on Harman Singh +3
#27 - I realize that now. Thank you 05/24/2015 on posttwo made his 3d dick 0
#24 - >5.5" radius What even the **** ?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2015 on posttwo made his 3d dick +1
User avatar #26 - yousaygoodbye (05/24/2015) [-]
5.5 is circumference
User avatar #27 - traelos (05/24/2015) [-]
I realize that now.

Thank you
#303 - >Scientifically there is no race >Unless you count t… 05/23/2015 on Bill Nye never fails to win... +1
#77 - >Ruthless cunt >Posts personal story on a website fo…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2015 on Break up stories +18
User avatar #79 - Nigga (05/20/2015) [-]
Only if they're quite far away and they have to break into a light jog
#124 - >JSDF >Tiny Yeah, maybe 60 years ago. 05/19/2015 on Unfinished Business +1
#21 - You look like a faggot.  [+] (4 new replies) 05/17/2015 on ARC Trooper Armor! -79
#234 - blynx (05/18/2015) [-]
And you look like someone who doesn't have Arc trooper armour
#151 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
Really? he looks like someone who wanted something and worked hard to make it for himself.
Plus at the end of the day I bet he could get his production costs back by selling it on ebay.
#79 - olizandri (05/17/2015) [-]
was getting blown the fuck out part of your plan?
User avatar #27 - trixcision (05/17/2015) [-]
kind of ironic coming from a guy that has a channel named dickbutt-mcdildo

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#86 - anonymous (05/17/2015) [-]
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#85 - anonymous (04/13/2015) [-]
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User avatar #82 - flashed (12/20/2013) [-]
you smart ass
User avatar #83 to #82 - traelos (12/20/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #81 - satrenkotheone (12/18/2013) [-]
Can we friends?
User avatar #79 - traelos (10/29/2013) [-]
**traelos rolls 6**
User avatar #80 to #79 - traelos (10/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
What homework are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
Right now? None.
User avatar #34 to #33 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
so you're good then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
No, I'm just slacking. I still have chem left, I have calc homework due tomorrow, I have a CSE exam tomorrow (But that class is easy), and I have a couple paragraphs of english homework. The only class I'm caught up with is ENGR1000 and that's because it's a 1 credit course and project 1 is due tomorrow.
User avatar #36 to #35 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
high school?
User avatar #37 to #36 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
College. Freshman year.
User avatar #38 to #37 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
what major?
User avatar #39 to #38 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
Mechanical Engineering.
User avatar #40 to #39 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I just graduated about a month ago myself. I honestly miss it
User avatar #41 to #40 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
That's a weird time to be graduating, where do you live?
User avatar #42 to #41 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Chicago's western suburbs. We graduate every month, but the ceremony is done 4 times a year, if I remember
User avatar #43 to #42 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty odd. I've never heard of anything but a 2 semester year, graduate when you meet your credit requirements.
User avatar #44 to #43 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Lincoln College of Technology. Things are done differently
User avatar #45 to #44 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
What was your major?
User avatar #46 to #45 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
EST
Electronic Systems Technician
User avatar #47 to #46 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
So you work on wiring and whatnot? Or more computer boards type stuff?
User avatar #48 to #47 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
fire/burglar alarms, home theater, whole house audio, 70V speaker systems, phone lines, cable, satellite, a little networking
those types of things
User avatar #49 to #48 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
Very cool. I actually went to a tech high school. I took a Drafting class though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
public school for me. Almost repeated a year while there
User avatar #51 to #50 - traelos (10/18/2012) [-]
That sucks, good thing you didn't though eh?
User avatar #52 to #51 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I did worse in highschool than college. HS was a 1.8 GPA, and college was a 3.58
#30 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
ur a fukken idiot
User avatar #31 to #30 - traelos (10/16/2012) [-]
Because I think a show you like is crap? Your logic is infallible.
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User avatar #27 to #4 - lunch (09/30/2012) [-]
Well, if your into that kind of thing.
User avatar #28 to #27 - traelos (10/01/2012) [-]
Who the **** are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
Sure? I don't really care about items.
#6 to #5 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
I don't suppose you have a Julius Caesar? I'm really into Roman history.
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User avatar #9 to #8 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
If there is an easy way to do so I would. But i'm not gonna click through 100 items. But sure, give me a list of what you want.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
I kinda figured, but honestly, I don't care. I just wanted a few to have so when eventually they get taken off the site I could show off my oldfag-ness.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
Leave me a few cheap ones. But sure.
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User avatar #15 to #14 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
:D
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User avatar #17 to #16 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
Ok.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
Sure, It's just loading reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally slow.
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User avatar #21 to #20 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
THE DEED IS DONE!
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User avatar #25 to #22 - lunch (09/30/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU EAT ME YOU MONSTER
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User avatar #23 to #22 - traelos (09/30/2012) [-]
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!
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#1 - zameckis (05/29/2012) [-]
can i?
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (05/30/2012) [-]
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