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Date Signed Up:4/28/2012
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User avatar #3 - zoologyexplain (06/22/2015) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Relatable/hdgifs/5588302/15#15
Literally just a few hours ago.
User avatar #8 - princeofbrokensoul (06/22/2015) [-]
question can you tell me about sugar gliders
User avatar #28 - Temperance (06/22/2015) [-]
I can. My wife and I used to own two Sugar Gliders, anyone who tells you they're "easy" or "almost like hamsters" is straight up lying. Here's the rundown...

1) If you can't bring it with you to most places you'll need more than one, they are very social creatures and will get depressed easily if they are left alone for too long.
2) They need a lot of space, so invest in a very large cage (we're talking "parrot sized).
3) Store bought "Sugar Glider Pellets" are total bullshit and will most likely lead to malnourishment. You'll need to feed them fresh or slightly frozen fruit, vegetables, and a honey/pollen/protein mixture that you can buy online. They also like mealworms as treats.
4) They are nocturnal, so they'll be up playing while you're sleeping. You can take steps to alter their schedule, but it's not good for them.
5) They are loud, here's just one of the several delightful noises they make... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zt8uLejOuaQ
6) You can't potty train them, they can and will pee/poop on everything and everyone.

Like most exotic pets, Sugar Gliders take a lot of work to care for them_ properly_. However, if your lifestyle can handle these hardships, they are absolutely wonderful and adorable pets. We only had to give them away because we got a dog.
#39 - murpmurp (06/22/2015) [-]
jesus that crabbing makes me miss my glider.
User avatar #30 - princeofbrokensoul (06/22/2015) [-]
thank you for all the information
User avatar #31 - Temperance (06/22/2015) [-]
No problem, there's a lot of misinformation out there. Wish someone had told us everything I told you...we had to learn the hard way.
User avatar #32 - princeofbrokensoul (06/22/2015) [-]
that does not sound fun haha i like the sounds they make
User avatar #33 - Temperance (06/22/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's adorable when you're not trying to sleep. You should listen to them "bark"... www.youtube.com/watch?v=p32bmS6jJJE
User avatar #34 - princeofbrokensoul (06/22/2015) [-]
love it haha
#10 - zoologyexplain (06/22/2015) [-]
What about them? Like, how they are as pets and how to take care of them? Or just general information about the species?

I honestly have never had much interest in gliders (honestly I think they are obnoxious as pets and more work than they're worth) so I haven't bothered to research more than the absolute basic things. I'm sure someone here is much more knowledgeable than me, there is probably more than enough sound information already posted. www.sugarglider.com/glidergossip/

Sorry I can't help more. Here, have a sassy glider as consolation.
User avatar #22 - princeofbrokensoul (06/22/2015) [-]
thank you for that sassy glider
User avatar #21 - MrKittyKat (06/22/2015) [-]
I worked on an animal management unit for three years, sugar gliders are wierd, and very strange social creatures, they sleep a fucking lot, and have the strangest of noises as a defense mechanism i assume.
User avatar #4 - fistings (06/22/2015) [-]
so we meet again
User avatar #2 - doctorcamden (06/22/2015) [-]
really?
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User avatar #23 - tankerdude (06/17/2015) [-]
you usually cover it in cells
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#68 - hotpiss (06/17/2015) [-]
do your parents believe in evolution?

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