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toxickooties

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: none
Video Games Played: none
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:6/23/2015
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#27612
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5580 total,  6487 ,  907
Comment Thumbs: 8612 total,  10376 ,  1764
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:500883
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:2826
FJ Points:6276
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

Funny Pictures

Funny Gifs

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    Curious Eagle. Curious Eagle.
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latest user's comments

#45 - Omg I thought I was the only one who did that! Like when chara… 06/20/2015 on My mom hates when I do it 0
#14 - One is not supposed to put masks on the brows. One is supposed… 05/28/2015 on Eyebrows 0
#12 - What is this from originally?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2015 on women vs man orgasm +2
User avatar #30 - commontroll (05/18/2015) [-]
Inexperience Female.
#16 - yoshinufc (05/18/2015) [-]
Old Boy

New Girl
User avatar #39 - Blackspeed (05/18/2015) [-]
"Old Boy" is fuckin intense
User avatar #14 - bloodyjackson (05/18/2015) [-]
New Girl I think. Zoe Deschanel plays an awkward manic pixie dream girl

Shocking, right?
User avatar #20 - ZeGerman (05/18/2015) [-]
She really went out of her comfort zone, playing this quirky, socially awkward yet sometimes cool to hang with female person with commitment issues. Bet it took a lot of courage to venture this far from her origins.
#169 - lol I know. Been a while. Not much. I work at a nail…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
#170 - notred (05/18/2015) [-]
I got a new job, might be getting an apartment soon. Fapping like crazy cause blue balling person. The usual.

I figure you got railed by your boyfriend frequently now?
#167 - What's up?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
User avatar #168 - notred (05/12/2015) [-]
It's been awhile since you were last on. How have you been?
User avatar #169 - toxickooties (05/18/2015) [-]
lol I know. Been a while.

Not much. I work at a nail salon now. Nothing too exciting right now.
Going on a road trip to Ohio with my boyfriend next month tho.

How about you?
#170 - notred (05/18/2015) [-]
I got a new job, might be getting an apartment soon. Fapping like crazy cause blue balling person. The usual.

I figure you got railed by your boyfriend frequently now?
#25 - Xenia Onatopp? From James Bond... 04/18/2015 on your balls are next 0
#181775 - Hell no... heeelllll noo it wouldn't. She might kick me out of…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #181777 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
Well maybe you should be more assertive. Instead of being the less dominant one, switch it. Be all like " babe I'm so horny, let's go fuck" or something stupid like that.

Then take out the strap on.

But seriously, just be more dominant and spice shit up. Switch it up and down and all over.
#181774 - My bestfriends sister insulted me to the point of tears (she's…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #181778 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
But like, this conversation wouldn't do much in that regard. It's about sex you aren't getting.
#181772 - Oh goodness I couldn't handle that. I'm shy enough as it is wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #181773 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
His mom walking in would be very funny. Hahahaha

Well strangers tell you what to do is kinda s&m.
User avatar #181775 - toxickooties (04/17/2015) [-]
Hell no... heeelllll noo it wouldn't. She might kick me out of her house... lol my parents house is 3 hours away.


Still... no thanks. The problem is not that I'm not getting off... I can totally do it on my own... the problem is the man I'm madly inlove with ISN'T inside me when I am getting off. -_-
I want his dick. I want sex with his dick, and his body. I am sexually attracted to this man. He's sexy. I like him naked. UUGGHH
User avatar #181777 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
Well maybe you should be more assertive. Instead of being the less dominant one, switch it. Be all like " babe I'm so horny, let's go fuck" or something stupid like that.

Then take out the strap on.

But seriously, just be more dominant and spice shit up. Switch it up and down and all over.
#181769 - I'm starting to think I should save this conversation for anot…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #181771 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
How do you mean?
User avatar #181774 - toxickooties (04/17/2015) [-]
My bestfriends sister insulted me to the point of tears (she's been an asshole since forever but today was just uncalled for)
So I had that to deal with today. More negativity would just not be fun
I'm also going to start my period soon, so I am a little more sensitive. (I get depressed easily instead of PMS bitchtit mode.
User avatar #181778 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
But like, this conversation wouldn't do much in that regard. It's about sex you aren't getting.

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User avatar #166 - notred ONLINE (04/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #167 to #166 - toxickooties (05/12/2015) [-]
What's up?
User avatar #168 to #167 - notred ONLINE (05/12/2015) [-]
It's been awhile since you were last on. How have you been?
User avatar #169 to #168 - toxickooties (05/18/2015) [-]
lol I know. Been a while.

Not much. I work at a nail salon now. Nothing too exciting right now.
Going on a road trip to Ohio with my boyfriend next month tho.

How about you?
#170 to #169 - notred ONLINE (05/18/2015) [-]
I got a new job, might be getting an apartment soon. Fapping like crazy cause blue balling person. The usual.

I figure you got railed by your boyfriend frequently now?
#164 - Elk has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #165 to #164 - toxickooties (02/19/2015) [-]
Sorry not sorry...


You even admitted your self to having the habit of being mean.
#151 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Are we still good?
User avatar #144 - gobgob (01/09/2015) [-]
I think I hate it lmao
User avatar #145 to #144 - toxickooties (01/10/2015) [-]
Hate what?? 0.0
User avatar #146 to #145 - gobgob (01/10/2015) [-]
you*
User avatar #139 - hotpost (01/02/2015) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #141 to #140 - hotpost (01/03/2015) [-]
you getting spanked by your bf while cowgirl ridding him
User avatar #142 to #141 - toxickooties (01/04/2015) [-]
oooh no.

If I can hardly handle seeing my self naked I ain't showing the world.
#148 to #142 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
no one wants to see you naked
User avatar #149 to #148 - toxickooties (01/18/2015) [-]
then why do you keep asking?
User avatar #150 to #149 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Force of habit.
User avatar #143 to #142 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
let us judge
User avatar #133 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
good luck on your flexing
User avatar #134 to #133 - toxickooties (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll train hard every day... every other day.... once a week... once a month...


Never.


JK maybe. I stretch after a run. so one day!
User avatar #136 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
I could help you bend that way
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
lol... that's nice.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
#129 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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