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toxickooties

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: none
Video Games Played: none
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:3/04/2016
Location:CA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 5580 total,  6487 ,  907
Comment Thumbs: 8617 total,  10381 ,  1764
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 67% (67/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:501456
Times Content Favorited:200 times
Total Comments Made:2829
FJ Points:6280
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

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    Thumbs Up 1034 Thumbs Down 63 Total: +971
    Comments: 39
    Favorites: 64
    Uploaded: 11/16/12
    Curious Eagle. Curious Eagle.
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    Comments: 14
    Favorites: 30
    Uploaded: 12/02/12
    Fly Cat Fly Cat

latest user's comments

#65 - Porn on vinyl. LMAO. 01/04/2016 on /roast me's +2
#78 - I was expecting a tiny hamster. Darn. 09/21/2015 on Tiny fried shrimp 0
#45 - Omg I thought I was the only one who did that! Like when chara… 06/20/2015 on My mom hates when I do it 0
#14 - One is not supposed to put masks on the brows. One is supposed… 05/28/2015 on Eyebrows 0
#12 - What is this from originally?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/18/2015 on women vs man orgasm +2
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#30 - commontroll (05/18/2015) [-]
Inexperience Female.
#16 - yoshinufc (05/18/2015) [-]
Old Boy

New Girl
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#39 - Blackspeed (05/18/2015) [-]
"Old Boy" is fuckin intense
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#14 - bloodyjackson (05/18/2015) [-]
New Girl I think. Zoe Deschanel plays an awkward manic pixie dream girl

Shocking, right?
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#20 - ZeGerman (05/18/2015) [-]
She really went out of her comfort zone, playing this quirky, socially awkward yet sometimes cool to hang with female person with commitment issues. Bet it took a lot of courage to venture this far from her origins.
#169 - lol I know. Been a while. Not much. I work at a nail…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
#170 - notred (05/18/2015) [-]
I got a new job, might be getting an apartment soon. Fapping like crazy cause blue balling person. The usual.

I figure you got railed by your boyfriend frequently now?
#167 - What's up?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
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#168 - notred (05/12/2015) [-]
It's been awhile since you were last on. How have you been?
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#169 - toxickooties (05/18/2015) [-]
lol I know. Been a while.

Not much. I work at a nail salon now. Nothing too exciting right now.
Going on a road trip to Ohio with my boyfriend next month tho.

How about you?
#170 - notred (05/18/2015) [-]
I got a new job, might be getting an apartment soon. Fapping like crazy cause blue balling person. The usual.

I figure you got railed by your boyfriend frequently now?
#25 - Xenia Onatopp? From James Bond... 04/18/2015 on your balls are next 0
#181775 - Hell no... heeelllll noo it wouldn't. She might kick me out of…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#181777 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
Well maybe you should be more assertive. Instead of being the less dominant one, switch it. Be all like " babe I'm so horny, let's go fuck" or something stupid like that.

Then take out the strap on.

But seriously, just be more dominant and spice shit up. Switch it up and down and all over.
#181774 - My bestfriends sister insulted me to the point of tears (she's…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Advice - love advice,... +1
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#181778 - notred (04/17/2015) [-]
But like, this conversation wouldn't do much in that regard. It's about sex you aren't getting.