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toxickooties Avatar Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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Gender: female
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#10543
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5561 total,  6456 ,  895
Comment Thumbs: 8232 total,  9962 ,  1730
Content Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 79% (79/100)
Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:494921
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:2664
FJ Points:5977
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

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    Fly Cat Fly Cat

latest user's comments

#6 - Cut your nails, boy. 12/18/2014 on when trying to look cool... +1
#17 - My bf is an only child... Been together happily for 1yr 4months.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2014 on Expectations. 0
User avatar #19 - iloveburzum (12/18/2014) [-]
Wow, thats forever.
Do you live together?
I think around about the end of the first year living together is the do or die moment.
Its when you realise you can't stand his mess, or he can't stand your bitching, or whatever.

Obviously this post doesn't suggest men without sisters remain single and will be unlivable with.
#111 - "its not Pink!! . . . . it's light Red!" 12/12/2014 on wat +1
#42 - yes 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis 0
#41 - As a fellow atheist. I agree. He's everybody's homie.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on Pope Francis +2
User avatar #44 - thatonesouthernkid (12/09/2014) [-]
as yet another athiest, i have to say that there are a lot of swell guys out there. thiestic or not.
User avatar #86 - themassivefail (12/09/2014) [-]
As an agnostic, meh
#1208 - Good for you dude, I'm glad your another guy out there who isn…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #1214 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Exactly! It's not even for unibrow though, it's more for just keeping them shaped for headshots and performances.
#1198 - Hi. Sandy here. I made an FJ account about 3 years ago in spit…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ +1
#1500 - anonymous (12/08/2014) [-]
>I became mildly addicted to FJ after that because the Meme comics were hilarious. (Why aren't there any more rageface comics?

there's a good reason for this.
They're not funny
#1175 - Do you get them done(or do them your self)? Or are they just n…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #1184 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Haha I actually get them done. They actually get quite thick if I don't go in and get them waxed every now and then.

I know how that sounds, but I don't give a fuck.
User avatar #1208 - toxickooties (12/08/2014) [-]
Good for you dude, I'm glad your another guy out there who isn't afraid to do that. 'Cause honestly, who likes unibrows? luls. Keep up with the awesme brows, bro.

But for those who go all-natural. . more power (and hair) to them.
User avatar #1214 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Exactly! It's not even for unibrow though, it's more for just keeping them shaped for headshots and performances.
#1131 - great eyebrows  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2014 on we are all brothers on FJ 0
User avatar #1157 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Haha, thanks. My eyebrows always seem to come up in conversation.
User avatar #1175 - toxickooties (12/08/2014) [-]
Do you get them done(or do them your self)? Or are they just naturally that fabulous?
User avatar #1184 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Haha I actually get them done. They actually get quite thick if I don't go in and get them waxed every now and then.

I know how that sounds, but I don't give a fuck.
User avatar #1208 - toxickooties (12/08/2014) [-]
Good for you dude, I'm glad your another guy out there who isn't afraid to do that. 'Cause honestly, who likes unibrows? luls. Keep up with the awesme brows, bro.

But for those who go all-natural. . more power (and hair) to them.
User avatar #1214 - skorpius (12/08/2014) [-]
Exactly! It's not even for unibrow though, it's more for just keeping them shaped for headshots and performances.
#137 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2014 on toxickooties's profile 0
#138 - acemcgunner (12/03/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
good luck on your flexing
User avatar #134 to #133 - toxickooties (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll train hard every day... every other day.... once a week... once a month...


Never.


JK maybe. I stretch after a run. so one day!
User avatar #136 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
I could help you bend that way
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
lol... that's nice.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
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User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
#124 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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