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#93 - Well.. Thanks, anon. 09/23/2012 on Lost virginity +1
#90 - Blowing a chick.. Got me thinking, has anyone ever tr…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Lost virginity +7
User avatar #119 - trollwaffle (09/23/2012) [-]
dont do it!! it all comes back out but smelling slightly less fresh
User avatar #113 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
If you inhale helium, then blow it into her she will slowly get more round and lift up to the ceiling.
#116 - InspectorGadget (09/23/2012) [-]
Like this?
#145 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Yeah that's pretty much what happens.
#109 - memescomefromb (09/23/2012) [-]
You can actually cause a girl to have an embolism by blowing into her. It is not a myth, however it is rare.
#104 - Womens Study Major (09/23/2012) [-]
If you do it RIGHT it feels great to the girl. If you do it wrong it feels very awkward and you may get stuck with blue balls. (some girls don't like it at all)

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#102 - shibaba (09/23/2012) [-]
And that's how fat girls are born.
#92 - Womens Study Major (09/23/2012) [-]
Queef man
User avatar #94 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, but I was just wondering if there's anything more. Thanks though.
#91 - Womens Study Major (09/23/2012) [-]
Rumours abound that if you blow hard enough it can cause a blood vessel to collapse. This is not a good thing. Stick to what works. Rohypnol. Then you dont have to do shit to please her.
User avatar #93 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Well.. Thanks, anon.
#36 - I don't see what's so wrong with this.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Grandma take my picture!! +5
User avatar #45 - usarnaem (09/23/2012) [-]
nothing
User avatar #46 - usarnaem (09/23/2012) [-]
these towels look pretty shit tho
#146 - I wasn't trying to be funny, just trying to point something out.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes +3
#150 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
fuck thumb downs, idk i guess i just place J.D in a high standard.
#113 - He.. He came lightning..! 09/23/2012 on Lightning 0
#207 - Happy birthday. :D 09/23/2012 on Only 13 KM from my house !... +1
#133 - Haha, I'll keep that in mind. (: 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes 0
#131 - Never knew that. Not that I have a phobia or hate these kind o…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes 0
User avatar #132 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
I've worked in a couple of volunteer groups for kids coming from basically ghetto environments. We basically were there to help keep them on track in school and stuff and get them our and volunteering in the community. Believe me when I say, you can not out-talk a black kid. I'm loud and I seemed like a mouse in comparison.
User avatar #133 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Haha, I'll keep that in mind. (:
#126 - "Of all races" ... But they all sound black.  [+] (9 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes +11
User avatar #159 - MistaJesus (09/23/2012) [-]
It's mostly about wealth and the neighborhoods the kids grow up in. There just tends to be more black people in those types of communities.
#139 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
1) Youve used J.D as a racial joke.
2) It wasnt funny
3) Youre not funny
4) Quit while youre behind.
User avatar #146 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to be funny, just trying to point something out.
#150 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
fuck thumb downs, idk i guess i just place J.D in a high standard.
User avatar #130 - sasyboncho (09/23/2012) [-]
Except Ernesto.
User avatar #128 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
Not trying to play the race card, but ghetto black kids tend to be the loudest people with the most shit to say, and that's saying something considering ghetto Latino women are horribly loud and obnoxious.
User avatar #131 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Never knew that. Not that I have a phobia or hate these kind of people, but I've never really been around them before.
User avatar #132 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
I've worked in a couple of volunteer groups for kids coming from basically ghetto environments. We basically were there to help keep them on track in school and stuff and get them our and volunteering in the community. Believe me when I say, you can not out-talk a black kid. I'm loud and I seemed like a mouse in comparison.
User avatar #133 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Haha, I'll keep that in mind. (:
#73 - That's horrifying. D: 09/22/2012 on damn my luck +3
#161 - I still do that. Every. Time. 09/21/2012 on nostalgialols 0
#245 - Explains a whole dam lot... 09/19/2012 on Facts Comp 0
#55 - *Hugs*  [+] (7 new replies) 09/19/2012 on weee !!! hugs !!! +2
#63 - staki (09/19/2012) [-]
Are people being nice to me? On the internet? There may be hope after all.
Thank you all C:

except for Kanatana. That's just horrible
#65 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
Just kidding.
#68 - staki (09/19/2012) [-]
Thank you :] *hugs*

you're still creepy
#69 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
#73 - staki (09/19/2012) [-]
well, that escalated quickly.
#74 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
#64 - kanatana (09/19/2012) [-]
#64 - First two panels are different places than the last panel. The… 09/19/2012 on Lucky Miggs +5
#38 - Yeah, but he's pretty hot. 09/19/2012 on Housebreaking story +3
#61 - I read "meth" because of the Breaking Bad post.. 09/18/2012 on Messed up stuff 0
#220 - It didn't break, it was merely Diglet burrowing underground. 09/18/2012 on Bad foundation +5
#218 - Not a single dubs was given that day.. 09/18/2012 on Bad foundation 0
#36 - Now with 100mL more water. 09/16/2012 on Internet Water +9
#268 - Yeah, like all the British terms from Ron. BLOODY HELL! 09/15/2012 on awesome +1
#117 - Ahh, I see your point. Perhaps it just levitated.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/15/2012 on no bridge +4
#120 - sherlockbatman (09/15/2012) [-]
One of the creatures grabbed it and pulled it into the wall
#118 - kiwimidget (09/15/2012) [-]
Yes or perhaps the little people reclaimed the crown somehow via magic or some crazy shit like that.
#114 - It got taken by the creature he fought with the spear thingy.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/15/2012 on no bridge +4
#116 - kiwimidget (09/15/2012) [-]
A valid rebuttal, however the creature in the panel he loses his crown in appears to have no arms.
#117 - totallycerealguy (09/15/2012) [-]
Ahh, I see your point. Perhaps it just levitated.
#120 - sherlockbatman (09/15/2012) [-]
One of the creatures grabbed it and pulled it into the wall
#118 - kiwimidget (09/15/2012) [-]
Yes or perhaps the little people reclaimed the crown somehow via magic or some crazy shit like that.
#117 - Thumbed for Lisa's face in the last panel. 09/15/2012 on An iPhone Joke -1
#109 - Top left. Different colour. 09/15/2012 on Can You Find the Fake Brush? +6
#24 - Because some people are ignoramus' 09/14/2012 on What do you see? 0
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