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#351 - My hard drive. Remember **** ? 05/19/2012 on Yeah I'm Dead 0
#391 - No. You have bottle bending. 05/19/2012 on OH YEA! 0
#66 - Sorry to hear that, bro. Just remember that you can s… 05/08/2012 on Strechmarks 0
#58 - I know people have probably told you this before but, live wit…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2012 on Strechmarks 0
User avatar #65 - graphically (05/08/2012) [-]
I actual find myself physically attractive in every other way possible. The only thing that I feel holds me back is my height. Being short fucking sucks man. My whole life I've been the shortest person among my age group. You're quiet literally looked down upon by people who have a foot on you. People don't view you as someone who's matured, older and serious.


Also keep in mind, that when you're 5 foot 4, literally NO girl would find you attractive unless they're shorter than you. A lot of woman wouldn't consider dating a guy they have to look down upon. A lot of people will assume you're a kid when you're short, when there's 6th graders that are taller than you. The discrimination is apparent because when you're in the wok place, height often signifies power, which is why candidates during presidential elections always try to appear taller than their candidate or of equal height.


There's just a certain image you're immediately associated with when you're a head shorter than everyone around you, and when you're the shortest kid in middle school, things aren't exactly easy for you.
#87 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
I know how you feel, though for me its kinda opposite. As a girl being 6ft kinda sucks. Im 15 but people always think im 18 or older. The younger kids at my school often mistake me for being a substitute teacher lol.

I have stretch marks on my back from growing like 30 cm in two years. Also, having been this tall since i was 13 it kinda made me feel "ungirly" ? Being taller than all the guys. And almost no guys would want a girlfriend thats taller than them. I know theres tall guys too, but most time they just go for normal height girls.

Been called alot of names because of my height too and such, people at a school i used to go to would be really rude and yell after me asking how tall i am.
I feel really tall and akward sometimes, but ive accepted my height. I even wear heels though everyone complains when i do lol.
User avatar #66 - totallycerealguy (05/08/2012) [-]
Sorry to hear that, bro.

Just remember that you can still do a lot, despite your lack in height.
#84 - Why is the 2nd line right in his face..? OCD kicking in.. 05/08/2012 on The Best One 0
#141 - Holy **** this was funny. No sarcasm in… 05/05/2012 on Teenage Girls Suck Balls +5
#40 - It's cool to figure out what it is before you read it but it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on That's a Title Alright +2
#47 - dubslao (04/26/2012) [-]
#141 - ok 04/24/2012 on What chan is really like 0
#291 - I must have his secret.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2012 on fuck logic +1
User avatar #296 - laserrainbowpenis (04/23/2012) [-]
carrots
#196 - Made your epic comment into content. Nice. No sarcas…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on Lawyered +5
#197 - protesthehero has deleted their comment.
#107 - This is how everyone should be reacting when their OC gets rep… 04/19/2012 on repost....... HELL YEAH! +12
#56 - Omfg, nice find. No sarcasm intended. 04/19/2012 on Up Yours George Lucas +1
#178 - Another Kodylol. Puns, puns everywhere. 04/18/2012 on somethin' fishy +3
#29 - Yes, because blood doesn't flow to the brain in order for it t… 04/18/2012 on Truth Exposed 0
#32 - Bad Luck Brian?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Long jump +3
#87 - jarrettisboss (04/19/2012) [-]
No idea waht it's called. found it on /b/.
#74 - Who took the photo..?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Strong addiction +2
#97 - unsaif (04/18/2012) [-]
Ceiling cat
#941 - Modern art. Enough said lol. By the way, unique usern…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on ouc +1
User avatar #944 - ilovehitler (04/18/2012) [-]
Yep. That's what happens when dubs choose your name.
I'm honestly surprised it was not taken.
#177 - Picture 04/18/2012 on Moral +2
#927 - To you it does. Like I said, it just depends on context. I'm j…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2012 on ouc +2
User avatar #939 - ilovehitler (04/18/2012) [-]
Its funny how people can look at the same thing and get two completely different outcomes.
User avatar #941 - totallycerealguy (04/18/2012) [-]
Modern art. Enough said lol.

By the way, unique username you have there..
User avatar #944 - ilovehitler (04/18/2012) [-]
Yep. That's what happens when dubs choose your name.
I'm honestly surprised it was not taken.
#174 - BANG 04/18/2012 on turtle mattress +5
#922 - I'm Australian, I would've responded, "1st of De…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2012 on ouc +3
User avatar #925 - lasomacintosh (04/18/2012) [-]
Saying "December" first makes the words flow more smoothly. It also gets rid of the need to use the word "of."
User avatar #994 - chituat (04/19/2012) [-]
But it adds a pause between the date and year.

December 1st, 1991.
Say it out loud.
User avatar #927 - totallycerealguy (04/18/2012) [-]
To you it does. Like I said, it just depends on context. I'm just used to the Australian format and "1st of December" sounds more fluent to me.

Different perspectives, different outcomes. (:
User avatar #939 - ilovehitler (04/18/2012) [-]
Its funny how people can look at the same thing and get two completely different outcomes.
User avatar #941 - totallycerealguy (04/18/2012) [-]
Modern art. Enough said lol.

By the way, unique username you have there..
User avatar #944 - ilovehitler (04/18/2012) [-]
Yep. That's what happens when dubs choose your name.
I'm honestly surprised it was not taken.
#167 - Ants.. Ants everywhere.. 04/18/2012 on A Grade Funny +7
#594 - Dat nostalgia.. 04/17/2012 on Oh 2004 you so silly! +3
#173 - He wasn't seen as a brilliant actor but then when he died afte…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2012 on Words can't explain the... 0
#187 - drdisrespect (04/15/2012) [-]
not true
User avatar #215 - ktulu (04/15/2012) [-]
I always thought he was awesome, but then he died and suddenly he's everyone's favorite. How common...
#154 - I just thought he looked like an aged BJ Novak. 04/15/2012 on His Russian Brother! +3
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