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#90 - Blowing a chick.. Got me thinking, has anyone ever tr…  [+] (11 replies) 09/23/2012 on Lost virginity +7
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#119 - trollwaffle (09/23/2012) [-]
dont do it!! it all comes back out but smelling slightly less fresh
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#113 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
If you inhale helium, then blow it into her she will slowly get more round and lift up to the ceiling.
#116 - InspectorGadget (09/23/2012) [-]
Like this?
#145 - ishalltroll (09/23/2012) [-]
Yeah that's pretty much what happens.
#109 - memescomefromb (09/23/2012) [-]
You can actually cause a girl to have an embolism by blowing into her. It is not a myth, however it is rare.
#104 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
If you do it RIGHT it feels great to the girl. If you do it wrong it feels very awkward and you may get stuck with blue balls. (some girls don't like it at all)

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#102 - shibaba (09/23/2012) [-]
And that's how fat girls are born.
#92 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Queef man
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#94 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
That's what I thought, but I was just wondering if there's anything more. Thanks though.
#91 - anon (09/23/2012) [-]
Rumours abound that if you blow hard enough it can cause a blood vessel to collapse. This is not a good thing. Stick to what works. Rohypnol. Then you dont have to do shit to please her.
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#93 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Well.. Thanks, anon.
#36 - I don't see what's so wrong with this.  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2012 on Grandma take my picture!! +5
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#45 - usarnaem (09/23/2012) [-]
nothing
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#46 - usarnaem (09/23/2012) [-]
these towels look pretty shit tho
#146 - I wasn't trying to be funny, just trying to point something out.  [+] (1 reply) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes +3
#150 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
fuck thumb downs, idk i guess i just place J.D in a high standard.
#131 - Never knew that. Not that I have a phobia or hate these kind o…  [+] (2 replies) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes 0
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#132 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
I've worked in a couple of volunteer groups for kids coming from basically ghetto environments. We basically were there to help keep them on track in school and stuff and get them our and volunteering in the community. Believe me when I say, you can not out-talk a black kid. I'm loud and I seemed like a mouse in comparison.
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#133 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Haha, I'll keep that in mind. (:
#126 - "Of all races" ... But they all sound black.  [+] (9 replies) 09/23/2012 on Ghetto Hikes +11
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#159 - MistaJesus (09/23/2012) [-]
It's mostly about wealth and the neighborhoods the kids grow up in. There just tends to be more black people in those types of communities.
#139 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
1) Youve used J.D as a racial joke.
2) It wasnt funny
3) Youre not funny
4) Quit while youre behind.
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#146 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
I wasn't trying to be funny, just trying to point something out.
#150 - reptarrawr (09/23/2012) [-]
fuck thumb downs, idk i guess i just place J.D in a high standard.
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#130 - sasyboncho (09/23/2012) [-]
Except Ernesto.
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#128 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
Not trying to play the race card, but ghetto black kids tend to be the loudest people with the most shit to say, and that's saying something considering ghetto Latino women are horribly loud and obnoxious.
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#131 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Never knew that. Not that I have a phobia or hate these kind of people, but I've never really been around them before.
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#132 - superunclesam (09/23/2012) [-]
I've worked in a couple of volunteer groups for kids coming from basically ghetto environments. We basically were there to help keep them on track in school and stuff and get them our and volunteering in the community. Believe me when I say, you can not out-talk a black kid. I'm loud and I seemed like a mouse in comparison.
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#133 - totallycerealguy (09/23/2012) [-]
Haha, I'll keep that in mind. (: