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#598 - Why are buckyballs and kinder surprise illegal in America? …  [+] (17 new replies) 07/28/2012 on Product legality in Merica 0
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#618 - zembrache (07/28/2012) [-]
Kinder egg is because some mentally retarded kid decided to eat the thing in one bite and choked on the toy inside the chocolate. The parents sued and eventually got them illegalized from American marketing everywhere.

Buckyballs i dunno what they even are or where I couldve gotten one.
#607 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Choking hazards. Apparently some parents don't know how to keep shit out of their anklebiters' mouths, so they ruin it for the rest of us Americans.
#604 - urtukdamoocow (07/28/2012) [-]
they aren't... the grocery store near my house sells both....
#613 - anon (07/28/2012) [-]
Bucky Balls are only recently (two days ago) illegal, so I wouldn't be surprised if your store still sells them, but they just can't get anymore shipped to them.
Kinder surprise isn't illegal to sell if they can sget it shipped without it getting caught by customs, but if customs finds it they get in some deep shit.
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#609 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
I think it's a law but not enforced whatsoever. Those smart enough to get ahold of them should be smart enough to handle them. I mean of course don't swallow when you realize the egg isn't hollow, and the bucky balls, i have NO idea why they would be. But yea, it's like how shooting at a moose from the 3rd story window of a house is illegal in CO. It's stupid but not really enforced
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#621 - fourtwentt (07/28/2012) [-]
bucky balls are illegal(in the u.s) cuz some little girl swallowed a bunch of em last year and it ripped her stomach and intestines...she survived but still no bucky balls
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#628 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
See, it should be the dumb people that are told "well you shouldn't be dumb, no_______ for you," rather than 'punishing' everyone else for them. I mean other companies get by with a "Children under ___ can't have" or "do not ingest". How is this any different?
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#638 - fourtwentt (07/28/2012) [-]
i think it cuz its advertised as toy basically..and the parents dont get blamed, instead theyre awarded with a lawsuit, because they were too busy/irresponsible to watch what their kid is doing..

im bull shitting on the lawsuit part, could be true
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#648 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
The reason McDonalds has "Caution: Content is HOT" on the coffee that everyone says "No shit!" to is because a woman, back in the early 2000's ordered a coffee, put it in between her legs so she could steer, hit something and it spilled and gave her 2nd degree burns on her infant oven. She sued them for not 'warning her properly' and got around 15,000,000 for 'permanently scarring her cooter'

So i'm sure it was a lawsuit
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#661 - fourtwentt (07/28/2012) [-]
i know exactly what you mean whenever i see a warning that would be obvious if you have common sense, i always think some company got sued so now everyone is putting warning labels...but honestly that just makes us americans look dumber.
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#666 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
that's the sad part :'( I have a 3.9 GPA (yes still in High School) and get bashed any time me being american comes up (Not often but occasionally) oh and I'm skinny
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#667 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
I AM THE 1%!!!
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#675 - fourtwentt (07/28/2012) [-]
lol welcome to the 1%ers, pretty soon (after high school) youll have to dumb yourself down to socialize with friends or risk looking like a know it all..

that is if you haven't started already
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#677 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
I don't dumb myself down, i just don't act like a know-it-all. All of my friends are those who have common sense, are smart but not genius, and don't mind getting their hands dirty. I couldn't ask for better, but I am not going to ever risk my intelligence for someone else. the most I would do is NOT bring up my ingenuity in a convo with that person but in general, I don't plan on acting dumb to fit in.
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#679 - fourtwentt (07/28/2012) [-]
DONT START SMOKING POT!! unless its with people you can relate to
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#680 - TheLastNinja (07/28/2012) [-]
I do maybe once in a blue moon (hasn't been for months and of course, they're my best friends xD) and it's not really for me
#614 - urtukdamoocow (07/28/2012) [-]
huh...the more you know...
#149 - "Stand with me, brothers and sisters!" 07/23/2012 on YOLO +5
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#72 - We have formals. I do at least. It's the same thing, isn't it? 07/19/2012 on Prom 0
#47 - Repost but I laugh at this every time.. 07/19/2012 on escalator +1
#87 - A small erection?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2012 on Wisdom Teeth +24
#99 - anon (07/17/2012) [-]
Im more about worried about the huge amount of porn i'd spit out.
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#141 - nwmirite (07/17/2012) [-]
You can't just hint like that... That's like saying "I have a huge secret that I don't want anybody to know.. It's great!" in the middle of a crowded room... Actually that's exactly what you're doing. TELL US
#48 - BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO TAKING THE ****? 07/14/2012 on I'm sorry jonas +3
#141 - I dropped a $5 note onto the drain once. Picked it up while lo… 07/13/2012 on Morbid as hell +9
#164 - Ehhh.. Nevermind. 07/13/2012 on unlucky -1
#163 - The pointy part hit his shin.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2012 on unlucky -2
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#164 - totallycerealguy (07/13/2012) [-]
Ehhh.. Nevermind.
#358 - What was that? Control + Right? Okay. 07/13/2012 on ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD! +3
#14 - Mistake? I do it on purpose. 07/11/2012 on Mistake +4
#143 - At least the man lived to be 95 years old. R.I.P. 07/09/2012 on R.I.P Mermaid Man +5
#129 - No homo but, the Native Indian's face seems really aesthetical… 07/09/2012 on Unimpressed Everyone +1
#88 - I don't know if it's still up, but it should be on his Faceboo…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2012 on The Fight +1
#89 - binman (07/07/2012) [-]
Thanks dude.
#119 - The last line reminds me of Inception.. "An idea…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2012 on The Truth Behind Amon 0
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#120 - ObviousEnigmatic (07/07/2012) [-]
I think it was supposed to lean more towards V for Vendetta, but Inception works too.
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#135 - BrotherDeath (07/07/2012) [-]
I was thinking Batman for some reason...
#113 - Read it again. "So I just got a dog"  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2012 on How to get a girlfriend +1
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#116 - bchewey (07/05/2012) [-]
shit fuck. thank you
#179 - Alright, thanks anyway.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2012 on sacrifice 0
#204 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
save the picture-> google reverse search
perhaps that could help you or the sites at least
#158 - I meant like, original source. If it was a painting or somethi…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/04/2012 on sacrifice 0
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#159 - xfortune (07/04/2012) [-]
oh... then no i have no idea
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#179 - totallycerealguy (07/04/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks anyway.
#204 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
save the picture-> google reverse search
perhaps that could help you or the sites at least
#153 - Does anyone know the source to this picture? I want to use it …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2012 on sacrifice 0
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#157 - xfortune (07/04/2012) [-]
Save it, open in paint, remove suspicious white line at bottom, add to usb... done?
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#158 - totallycerealguy (07/04/2012) [-]
I meant like, original source. If it was a painting or something. Name of the artwork, etc.
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#159 - xfortune (07/04/2012) [-]
oh... then no i have no idea
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#179 - totallycerealguy (07/04/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks anyway.
#204 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
save the picture-> google reverse search
perhaps that could help you or the sites at least
#156 - anon (07/04/2012) [-]
its from 9gag
#302 - Final Fantasy X's Rikku. 07/04/2012 on Doing It Right +2
#188 - Bloody Ruddy. 07/01/2012 on Triforce +1
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