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Steam Profile: Mc Blubber, Lord of Dolphins
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3, PS4, Sega Saturn, Atari 2600, SNES, NES, GBC, GBA, 3DSiXL
PSN: Mr-Derpi
Interests: Hot guys
Date Signed Up:9/14/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:England
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Comment Ranking:#9839
Highest Content Rank:#1033
Highest Comment Rank:#1758
Content Thumbs: 4709 total,  5791 ,  1082
Comment Thumbs: 2701 total,  3813 ,  1112
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Level 140 Content: Faptastic → Level 141 Content: Faptastic
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Level 224 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 225 Comments: Mind Blower
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Total Comments Made:1554
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#82 - 100% yes 4 hours ago on Well then.. 0
#13 - The worst part is it would stick to your cats feet and just goop up... 4 hours ago on Dad No! 0
#36 - The internet was barely an entity in the 80's. I'd think texts…  [+] (3 new replies) 4 hours ago on Is dis bitch srs +3
#40 - anonymous (3 hours ago) [-]
SMS has been around since the late 90's, but for some reason it didn't get popular in the US until the 2000's. Outside of the US people used it more, then it got big in the US when people got into instant messaging.
#37 - tarabostes (4 hours ago) [-]
That's just the pure truth, i don't understand why anyone would say she was referring to letters, that's just absurd...
#52 - spidahridah (1 hour ago) [-]
ein J├Ąger aus Walhall was a decent song.
#28 - He likes you 2k14 5 hours ago on Don't Hate the Player, Hate... 0
#52 - I'm an IT Engineer for a large company in the UK.. I … 5 hours ago on Norton 0
#7 - Norton, the only Antivirus to give you cancer.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Norton +82
#27 - anonymous (17 hours ago) [-]
Norton is one of the best antiviruses out there these days. Sure it was shitty some 6 years ago and before and hogged a lot of resources, but it has changed and became a far more superior product.

For example, when Norton is at 100% on my PC doing a full scan, it most it uses 40MB out of my 16GB RAM (as suppose to +300MB back in 2006) and it utilizes 1% - 3% of my CPU.

Virus detection is also better, shame I can't say the same about Avast which I have on one of my PC's; that one ignores some viruses and attacks some harmless applications. But still it isn't that bad.

TL;DR: Norton has changed from a shitty to glorious product. Bandwagoners are still retarded and outdated, stuck in 2006.
#52 - topheavymonkeyy (5 hours ago) [-]
I'm an IT Engineer for a large company in the UK..

I hope to shit you're kidding because;
A. Even if you restore your PC to factory settings Norton will still be there and eat up some of your HDD, it's slow as hell, its heuristics are laughable, it's slower than my grandmother trying to swim in honey and it's overall disgusting
#2 - "Mother ****** , what you think this is? A ga…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Don't Hate the Player, Hate... +14
User avatar #5 - iforgotmyothername (12/21/2014) [-]
i liek your black friend 2013
User avatar #28 - topheavymonkeyy (5 hours ago) [-]
He likes you 2k14
#21 - Only problem is TPB Daughter-sites aren't online... 12/21/2014 on How The Pirate Bay works. 0
#128 - 'Of Mice And Men' doesn't have 206 pages but this is from page… 12/20/2014 on You love life 0
#56 - I'm just kidding around before anyone gets out of hand 12/19/2014 on Jesus Christ how horrifying 0
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#26 - krasnogvardiech (06/01/2014) [-]
I knew you were a good one.
I knew you were a good one.
#25 - ssheinrich (04/23/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolled image*** WHAT WAS YOU FACE WHEN KIDS GOD DAMIT
**ssheinrich rolled image*** WHAT WAS YOU FACE WHEN KIDS GOD DAMIT
#20 - topheavymonkeyy (06/02/2013) [-]
**topheavymonkeyy rolled a random image posted in comment #889 at Your new name **
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