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#165 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 08/28/2012 on I see it now +14
#181 - anon (08/28/2012) [-]
But then Godzilla attacked Tokyo. Atheistzilla was there after to help clean up.

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#28 - Picture  [+] (1 reply) 08/25/2012 on WHAT +2
#43 - jalthelas (08/26/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 7,198**
#78 - Paws? Paws? Cow's don't have paws.  [+] (1 reply) 08/22/2012 on The Crying Bull +2
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#80 - novabird (08/22/2012) [-]
you're correct, the answer is hooves.
#31 - Does anybody else think of this dog when they read these?  [+] (4 replies) 08/18/2012 on Dog Texts Comp 1 +15
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#61 - klaatu (08/18/2012) [-]
I hear a very similar voice to his when I'm reading these.
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#39 - bambambaby (08/18/2012) [-]
I feel like Doug is too nice to do this.
#35 - Hackdak (08/18/2012) [-]
Maybe if there was a constant mentioning of squirrels.
#40 - ExcitedSoup (08/18/2012) [-]
Close enough? http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/image/23857696315 source
#242 - Well, I'm not going to go up to her, and say, "Hey, you'r…  [+] (3 replies) 08/18/2012 on Yes. +2
#252 - anon (08/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm sure you knew about all of the uglyness of the world when you were her age. I'm sure when you see a little kid who isn't the most attractive (yes there are ugly little kids out there) And the mom says "Oh my little Jimmy, isn't he just the cutest?" You respond with a "No." right in front of his face. For kids, there entire existence is based off of lies on top of lies "Oh yes sweety, there's a Santa Clause, and a Tooth Fairy!" or "No honey, your fish isn't dead, he's just sleeping." or even "Oh no sugar! Me and daddy were just wrestling! It's fun!" The fact of the matter is that if we told kids all of the truths they would be destroyed and not be able to experience true childhood. What is different about her is the fact that because of her disease she won't live very much longer, she won't be able to experience adulthood so why not let her feel like there's nothing wrong with her those few times where her parents aren't dreading what could happen in the next few years or when she's not sitting on the cold examination table at the doctors flinching while doctors are poking and prodding at her? I see nothing wrong with letting kids feel a little special. And yes, I feel the coverage for her is ridiculous considering there are just as many kids out there who deserve the praise she is getting but is not receiving any of it, but that's not her fault, it's her moms and the media, but if you think you're going to make it right by saying "Stop lying to her guise" Then maybe you're just a child as well for berating her like that. Would you like it when you were a kid and while you were being congratulated for something, anything, someone stood up and said "This is stupid! He doesn't deserve that!"?
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#271 - silasersej (08/18/2012) [-]
You are the coolest Anon I have ever seen. Here, take this Internet, use it well, these things are rare.
#434 - anon (08/19/2012) [-]
Thanks bro.